Hello, Everybody! I have some new muses: Harry and Snape!

Snape: *sneer*

Harry: Hey!

Me: Harry, could you do the disclaimer, please?

Harry: Mrs. Rowling owns everything but the plot.

Me: Now for the story!

Harry spun the bottle and it landed on Colin.

"Dare" Colin stated.

"I dare you to destroy your camera," said Harry in a mischievous voice. (Me: "It's about time!")

"Noooooo!" cried Colin desperately.

Colin reluctantly put the camera on the floor and shakily said "R-R- Reducto!" and in seconds all that was left of camera was a few bits of metal. Colin slumped to the floor and spun the bottle. It spun for a while before finally landing on Dean. He said truth almost immediately. Colin seemed to recover before asking "At Hogwarts who do you like most?"

A blush crept up Dean's face as he replied "Lavender." (Me: "I didn't even see that coming even though I'm writing this fic")

At that Ginny stated "I think this is getting quite boring plus it's nearly dinnertime."

"Yeah, we don't want to miss Harry's big performance, would we?" said Ron with a giant grin. Harry had already started for the portrait hole and at this stopped dead in his tracks, white as a sheet.

"It won't be that bad and before you know it it'll will be over," said Hermione as she dragged him through the portrait hole into the corridor. As they were at the Great Hall doors Ron conjured a CD player (Me: I know, I know electronics aren't supposed to work on Hogwarts grounds but this is my fic) and a Britney Spears CD. Ron started the song and Harry shoved the doors to the hall open and started singing. Ron and the others had to stuff their hands into their mouths to keep from laughing. The song ended and Harry went over to the Gryffindor table and sat down, blushing furiously. At the Slytherin table Malfoy had fallen onto the floor laughing and now was pounding his fists on the on the floor. It stayed like that for a long time, most of Slytherin laughing their heads off, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor speechless. Most of the teachers were speechless, Snape appalled, and Dumbledore mildly surprised. Harry began eating as quickly as possible and ran from the Hall as soon as he was finished. No one seemed to notice the CD player was still playing.

Me: "Well, how was it? Place a review. Please! But let me remind you, flamers will be placed in bottles until winter when they will be used to heat my house."

Snape: "Longbottom has to hug me at the Halloween Feast? No! Please, anything but that!" *a look of pure horror on his face*

Harry: *hiding in a corner rocking back and forth muttering*

Me: "That can't be good. What did I do to him?"

Me: "Bye, I have to take poor Harry to therapy."