The Demon
Chapter 3
In the last chapter Kuja was distraught over Zorn and Thorn being so polite to a demon. In this chapter Zorn and Thorn finally get their own back on Kuja for being so evil and nasty to everyone in sight. Sorry if I offend anyone if they like to wear musty brown.
"Grrr!" "What was that boss?" asked a very sacred Thorn. "I'm not sure, maybe it was your friend over there. Ask him." Kuja replied.
If they had cared to notice Kuja would have seen a very sacred Zorn shivering to his hearts content. But oh no, Kuja doesn't care about anyone but himself so he didn't notice. "Wasn't me, I never make that sort of noise. I'm a kind demon. remember?" "Well if it wasn't you then who was it?" asked Thorn. "Grrr!" "Now really demon you have gone too far this time. It is beyond a joke, look at poor Zorn, he is shivering like a sacred rabbit looking up at death!" cried Kuja. "I.it.it's not th.tha.that. It's. tha.that thing be.behind you." said a poor, cold, shivering Zorn.
They all turned their heads to see a rather disgusting figure. She was dressed in a musty brown knee length dress that was torn at the edges. A bright green belt was wrapped around her waist and tied so tight that it made her stomach stick out so much! She was wearing dark blue heeled boots that made her taller than she was, at least 7 inches high off the ground. Her skin was a very pale pink with pimples that made her look 2 times as bad as she really was. There were many freckles dotted around her face with a great many spots to top them off. Her lips were a dark rouge colour and with red eyes she really did look a picture. Her hair was about the only best feature about her. It was all in little plates with blue, green, red and pink ribbons at the end with little beads. To make sure these plates stayed in you could tell she had put hairspray in because when she tried to twist one of the plate's crispy white stuff came off the tip of the plate. "Grrr!" she repeated. "What do you mean by coming into my house and talking to my child like that?" "Mother!" cried the demon in shock. "They were only messing, it's a new game." "Well it's high time you had some friends. You never seem to make any do you?" she replied. "Excuse me but I don't think you can call me his friend, I mean look at him. I couldn't look worse if I tried!" remarked Kuja.
Kuja expected the woman to shout out and demand a fight but he was quite wrong. In stead of this she replied "What do you mean by that young man?" "I mean that I am not his friend I am an enemy!" "You might not be his friend boss but we are. Look at the spread on that table!" Thorn remarked. "THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THORN. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME AND AGREE WITH ME!" kuja screamed. "Oh yeah?" "YEAH"
To be continued.
Chapter 3
In the last chapter Kuja was distraught over Zorn and Thorn being so polite to a demon. In this chapter Zorn and Thorn finally get their own back on Kuja for being so evil and nasty to everyone in sight. Sorry if I offend anyone if they like to wear musty brown.
"Grrr!" "What was that boss?" asked a very sacred Thorn. "I'm not sure, maybe it was your friend over there. Ask him." Kuja replied.
If they had cared to notice Kuja would have seen a very sacred Zorn shivering to his hearts content. But oh no, Kuja doesn't care about anyone but himself so he didn't notice. "Wasn't me, I never make that sort of noise. I'm a kind demon. remember?" "Well if it wasn't you then who was it?" asked Thorn. "Grrr!" "Now really demon you have gone too far this time. It is beyond a joke, look at poor Zorn, he is shivering like a sacred rabbit looking up at death!" cried Kuja. "I.it.it's not th.tha.that. It's. tha.that thing be.behind you." said a poor, cold, shivering Zorn.
They all turned their heads to see a rather disgusting figure. She was dressed in a musty brown knee length dress that was torn at the edges. A bright green belt was wrapped around her waist and tied so tight that it made her stomach stick out so much! She was wearing dark blue heeled boots that made her taller than she was, at least 7 inches high off the ground. Her skin was a very pale pink with pimples that made her look 2 times as bad as she really was. There were many freckles dotted around her face with a great many spots to top them off. Her lips were a dark rouge colour and with red eyes she really did look a picture. Her hair was about the only best feature about her. It was all in little plates with blue, green, red and pink ribbons at the end with little beads. To make sure these plates stayed in you could tell she had put hairspray in because when she tried to twist one of the plate's crispy white stuff came off the tip of the plate. "Grrr!" she repeated. "What do you mean by coming into my house and talking to my child like that?" "Mother!" cried the demon in shock. "They were only messing, it's a new game." "Well it's high time you had some friends. You never seem to make any do you?" she replied. "Excuse me but I don't think you can call me his friend, I mean look at him. I couldn't look worse if I tried!" remarked Kuja.
Kuja expected the woman to shout out and demand a fight but he was quite wrong. In stead of this she replied "What do you mean by that young man?" "I mean that I am not his friend I am an enemy!" "You might not be his friend boss but we are. Look at the spread on that table!" Thorn remarked. "THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THORN. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME AND AGREE WITH ME!" kuja screamed. "Oh yeah?" "YEAH"
To be continued.