Chapter two: A Day In The Life Of Vincent
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Jessie: Hello again unworthy minions. *sigh*
Jessie: I don't have anyone to do my disclaimer *cries*
Then Cid comes out of the blue
Cid: Geese can we find one moment when a brat isn't crying?
Jessie: CID! Uncie cid!
Jessie jumps on Cid as cid swears
Cid: @!$%&-ing Kid get off me!
Jessie: NUUU I want Uncie cid to do the disclaimer!!!
Cid: I'M NOT YOUR #@!&%ing UNCLE!
Jessie: YES YOU ARE! Now do the disclaimer! GO ON UNCIE CID, OR I"LL BE THE MOST ANNOYING THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!
Cid: I've heard worse.
Jessie: Reaaaly?
Cid: Yep.
Jessie: Reeeaaaaaly?
Cid: Yes now shut up and get off me.
Jessie: Reeeeeaaaaaaaly?
Cid: What the #^%@ are you talking about kid?
Jessie: REAAAAAALLY?
Cid: SHUT THE #&$^% UP YOUR ANNOYING ME KID
Jessie: RRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALY!?!?
Cid: ITS NOT WORKIING *Cid puts fingers in his ears *
Jessie: Grrrrr! If you don't I'll show everyone this!
Jessie holds up a photo of Cid making-out with yuffie
Cid: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Jessie does not own Final fantasy 7 or any of the characters in it! NOW GIMMIE THAT!
Jessie smiles and gives it to him cid rips it up into shreds
Jessie: Remember I got tons of these.
Cid: %^#@ You kid.
Jessie: I love you too Uncie cid. ^_^
Vincent: You should really leave cid alone..Along with the rest of us.
Jessie: MY OTHER HUSBAND!
Vincent sweatdrops and runs
Jessie: Oh well. *she swings around cid's shoulders like a monkey *
Cid: Get the $^#*& off me you brat!
Jessie hugs cid and then runs
Jessie: ENJOY THE FIC FOALKS!
Cid can be seen trying to run after Jessie trying to strangle her
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6:00,AM: Try to bash my way out of my coffin
6:30,AM: Break open the coffin and brush my teeth
7:00,AM: wash clothes and hop into the shower
7:30,AM: Hop out of the shower and put on fresh clothes and brush hair and tie up hair
8:00.AM: Eat KFC and watch the news while laying on the couch
8:30,AM: Yawn and read the newspaper while slipping on a banana peel
9:00,AM: After a half hour of slipping on a banana peel I iron out all the wrinkles on my suit.
9:30,AM: Take a barrier ram up to the door that's blocking me from the outside.
10:00,AM: Finally break my way out of my room and walk out thinking of how I can make everyone's life a living hell out of boredom today.
10:30,AM: Break a few items in the mansion and yawn for half an hour
11:00,AM: After yawning I walk outside to be ambushed by Yuffie waiting for me to come out.
11:30,AM: After having Yuffie try to kiss/tackle/glomp me I meet the girls while shopping.(Tifa Aeris.umm..Does Nanaki count as a girl?)
12:00,PM: After meeting the girls I have lunch at McDonalds with cloud after talking over the weapon magazine of the month and upgrading our weapons Cloud invites me to a party up at the gold saucer Then I get attacked by Yuffie again. Whoopee.
12:30,PM: After throwing Yuffie in the insane asylum I go to get my fangs looked at and my cuts and stuff looked at by Aeris
1:00,PM: After that I go and fix up my apartment walls because Barret had been there trying to shoot walls out of anger..And it seemed mine were the best to shoot.
1:30,PM: After fixing everything I quickly take a shower to get the plaster off and then I come out and slip on another banana peel X.X
2:00,PM: I try thinking if I should try to get back with my love...Sephiroth's Mom.HIS ACTUAL mom.in the waterfall.Again.(Jessie: Yep you guessed it.I can't remember the name XD) 2:30,PM: Think "NAH" then go eat pizza while watching fairly odd parents wishing to himself "I wish I had fairy god parents..then I could make those annoying people go away...Tifa cloud barret yuffie aeris.well not Nanaki he's pretty together And Sephiroth helps at some points.
3:00,PM: Get sort of ready for the party and then slip on another banana peel while shaving
3:30,PM: Take a trip up to my sister's house.
4:00,PM: Have tea with her talking about how I've been in a coffin for about 9 years. And she goes on about her husband left her and I was made a shoulder to cry on.Just as long as I had my eggo waffles.LEGGO MY EGGO!!!
4:30,PM: walk down to the gold saucer..
5:00,PM: fight some bad guys along the way.Meet Guybrush Threepwood and Herman Toothrot wandering around there then I avert my eyes and continue walking
5:30,PM: Finally get to the cart ride and ride up to the gold saucer.Slipping on a banana peel in there 5 times..( DON'T YOU SEE THE CONNECTION!?!)
6:00,PM: Finally get up there.Ride the chocobo's..Then go play..KICK THE MIDGET! Then play FF11 and find a fishing midget and get into the rusty bucket INC. Then go play KICK THE MIDGET again and then sit down and wait for the people to meet him there.
6:30,PM Wait a very loooong time for them to show up.
6:31,PM: Everyone comes out of the walls yelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCENT!" then we all sat around eating food and cake then a half hour later we got to the presents..
7:00,PM: We get to the presents, Yuffie comes out of the insane asylum.and gives mee.A pretty pink chocobo.."Gee thanks yuffie." I said with the look of utter disgust on my face. Then we get to Tifa's present...60 bottles of Good Vintage wine..I mutter a thanks to Tifa and then Aeris mutterd "I'll give you my present a little later." I stood there confused as Cid barret Cloud and Yuffie sang drunkly "Happy birthday to you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VINCENT! AND JENOVA TOO!" I shudder as Sephiroth came by and gave me 30 cases of beer.enough to kill anyone. I muttered a thanks very much to him and he muttered back "Just in case dude.."
7:30,PM: I Pondered on what Aeris was going to do but I just walked away not thinking about it walking into my room in the hotel and then Aeris comes in with a drunken Tifa and then they lift off their clothes and we all have a pillow fights in our Underwear.then Barret Cid and Yuffie and nanaki join in for some reason.(NANAKI IS WEARING UNDERWEAR! *screams*~Jessie) And sephiroth is there too! Yay!
6:00,AM: I wake up and see Aeris passed out Naked on me and wonder what happened and I see a poorly written note on my desk.. Reading it.
Dear Vincent,
"Thanks for the wonderful *wink wink nudge nudge*
Well you know you wild beast you!
Love T&A
PS You were great in bed. Sorry if I passed out on you."
I get myself a bit of coffee and eat pizza while reading the news and walking back to my coffin to go to sleep for another 9 years .then slips on a banana peel again for about 6 hours until Aeris finds him.tackles him.and marries him. And Me. The author. Cries forever and hits Aeris over the head with a sledge hammer. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jessie: well that was the most crappyest one I ever did.
Cid:Well its not that bad kiddo.
Jessie: *sniffles* Reeeeaaaaly?
Cid: It's the best thing since fried toast.
Jessie: I never knew you can fry toast?
Rufus: You can't unless you want a horrible McDonalds taste in your mouth.
Jessie looks at Rufus then little hearts float above her in anime style then she runs over to Rufus and huggles him
Rufus: What the hell?
Jessie: MY LOVE..err.Hawk! ^____^
Rufus: Wha? Huh? How?
Jessie: Don't ask why! Its just fate!
Rufus shrugs and Jessie squeals with glee
Rufus: whatever..
Jessie: Righty-o lets go get married!
Rufus: Whatever.
Jessie squeals with glee
Jessie: Now that's what I like to hear! Lets go!
Rufus and Jessie can be seen walking hand in hand..Well sorta.Rufus escapes in his helicopter after finding out what he almost did and The Author Jessie cries.
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Jessie: Hello again unworthy minions. *sigh*
Jessie: I don't have anyone to do my disclaimer *cries*
Then Cid comes out of the blue
Cid: Geese can we find one moment when a brat isn't crying?
Jessie: CID! Uncie cid!
Jessie jumps on Cid as cid swears
Cid: @!$%&-ing Kid get off me!
Jessie: NUUU I want Uncie cid to do the disclaimer!!!
Cid: I'M NOT YOUR #@!&%ing UNCLE!
Jessie: YES YOU ARE! Now do the disclaimer! GO ON UNCIE CID, OR I"LL BE THE MOST ANNOYING THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!
Cid: I've heard worse.
Jessie: Reaaaly?
Cid: Yep.
Jessie: Reeeaaaaaly?
Cid: Yes now shut up and get off me.
Jessie: Reeeeeaaaaaaaly?
Cid: What the #^%@ are you talking about kid?
Jessie: REAAAAAALLY?
Cid: SHUT THE #&$^% UP YOUR ANNOYING ME KID
Jessie: RRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALY!?!?
Cid: ITS NOT WORKIING *Cid puts fingers in his ears *
Jessie: Grrrrr! If you don't I'll show everyone this!
Jessie holds up a photo of Cid making-out with yuffie
Cid: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Jessie does not own Final fantasy 7 or any of the characters in it! NOW GIMMIE THAT!
Jessie smiles and gives it to him cid rips it up into shreds
Jessie: Remember I got tons of these.
Cid: %^#@ You kid.
Jessie: I love you too Uncie cid. ^_^
Vincent: You should really leave cid alone..Along with the rest of us.
Jessie: MY OTHER HUSBAND!
Vincent sweatdrops and runs
Jessie: Oh well. *she swings around cid's shoulders like a monkey *
Cid: Get the $^#*& off me you brat!
Jessie hugs cid and then runs
Jessie: ENJOY THE FIC FOALKS!
Cid can be seen trying to run after Jessie trying to strangle her
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6:00,AM: Try to bash my way out of my coffin
6:30,AM: Break open the coffin and brush my teeth
7:00,AM: wash clothes and hop into the shower
7:30,AM: Hop out of the shower and put on fresh clothes and brush hair and tie up hair
8:00.AM: Eat KFC and watch the news while laying on the couch
8:30,AM: Yawn and read the newspaper while slipping on a banana peel
9:00,AM: After a half hour of slipping on a banana peel I iron out all the wrinkles on my suit.
9:30,AM: Take a barrier ram up to the door that's blocking me from the outside.
10:00,AM: Finally break my way out of my room and walk out thinking of how I can make everyone's life a living hell out of boredom today.
10:30,AM: Break a few items in the mansion and yawn for half an hour
11:00,AM: After yawning I walk outside to be ambushed by Yuffie waiting for me to come out.
11:30,AM: After having Yuffie try to kiss/tackle/glomp me I meet the girls while shopping.(Tifa Aeris.umm..Does Nanaki count as a girl?)
12:00,PM: After meeting the girls I have lunch at McDonalds with cloud after talking over the weapon magazine of the month and upgrading our weapons Cloud invites me to a party up at the gold saucer Then I get attacked by Yuffie again. Whoopee.
12:30,PM: After throwing Yuffie in the insane asylum I go to get my fangs looked at and my cuts and stuff looked at by Aeris
1:00,PM: After that I go and fix up my apartment walls because Barret had been there trying to shoot walls out of anger..And it seemed mine were the best to shoot.
1:30,PM: After fixing everything I quickly take a shower to get the plaster off and then I come out and slip on another banana peel X.X
2:00,PM: I try thinking if I should try to get back with my love...Sephiroth's Mom.HIS ACTUAL mom.in the waterfall.Again.(Jessie: Yep you guessed it.I can't remember the name XD) 2:30,PM: Think "NAH" then go eat pizza while watching fairly odd parents wishing to himself "I wish I had fairy god parents..then I could make those annoying people go away...Tifa cloud barret yuffie aeris.well not Nanaki he's pretty together And Sephiroth helps at some points.
3:00,PM: Get sort of ready for the party and then slip on another banana peel while shaving
3:30,PM: Take a trip up to my sister's house.
4:00,PM: Have tea with her talking about how I've been in a coffin for about 9 years. And she goes on about her husband left her and I was made a shoulder to cry on.Just as long as I had my eggo waffles.LEGGO MY EGGO!!!
4:30,PM: walk down to the gold saucer..
5:00,PM: fight some bad guys along the way.Meet Guybrush Threepwood and Herman Toothrot wandering around there then I avert my eyes and continue walking
5:30,PM: Finally get to the cart ride and ride up to the gold saucer.Slipping on a banana peel in there 5 times..( DON'T YOU SEE THE CONNECTION!?!)
6:00,PM: Finally get up there.Ride the chocobo's..Then go play..KICK THE MIDGET! Then play FF11 and find a fishing midget and get into the rusty bucket INC. Then go play KICK THE MIDGET again and then sit down and wait for the people to meet him there.
6:30,PM Wait a very loooong time for them to show up.
6:31,PM: Everyone comes out of the walls yelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCENT!" then we all sat around eating food and cake then a half hour later we got to the presents..
7:00,PM: We get to the presents, Yuffie comes out of the insane asylum.and gives mee.A pretty pink chocobo.."Gee thanks yuffie." I said with the look of utter disgust on my face. Then we get to Tifa's present...60 bottles of Good Vintage wine..I mutter a thanks to Tifa and then Aeris mutterd "I'll give you my present a little later." I stood there confused as Cid barret Cloud and Yuffie sang drunkly "Happy birthday to you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VINCENT! AND JENOVA TOO!" I shudder as Sephiroth came by and gave me 30 cases of beer.enough to kill anyone. I muttered a thanks very much to him and he muttered back "Just in case dude.."
7:30,PM: I Pondered on what Aeris was going to do but I just walked away not thinking about it walking into my room in the hotel and then Aeris comes in with a drunken Tifa and then they lift off their clothes and we all have a pillow fights in our Underwear.then Barret Cid and Yuffie and nanaki join in for some reason.(NANAKI IS WEARING UNDERWEAR! *screams*~Jessie) And sephiroth is there too! Yay!
6:00,AM: I wake up and see Aeris passed out Naked on me and wonder what happened and I see a poorly written note on my desk.. Reading it.
Dear Vincent,
"Thanks for the wonderful *wink wink nudge nudge*
Well you know you wild beast you!
Love T&A
PS You were great in bed. Sorry if I passed out on you."
I get myself a bit of coffee and eat pizza while reading the news and walking back to my coffin to go to sleep for another 9 years .then slips on a banana peel again for about 6 hours until Aeris finds him.tackles him.and marries him. And Me. The author. Cries forever and hits Aeris over the head with a sledge hammer. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jessie: well that was the most crappyest one I ever did.
Cid:Well its not that bad kiddo.
Jessie: *sniffles* Reeeeaaaaly?
Cid: It's the best thing since fried toast.
Jessie: I never knew you can fry toast?
Rufus: You can't unless you want a horrible McDonalds taste in your mouth.
Jessie looks at Rufus then little hearts float above her in anime style then she runs over to Rufus and huggles him
Rufus: What the hell?
Jessie: MY LOVE..err.Hawk! ^____^
Rufus: Wha? Huh? How?
Jessie: Don't ask why! Its just fate!
Rufus shrugs and Jessie squeals with glee
Rufus: whatever..
Jessie: Righty-o lets go get married!
Rufus: Whatever.
Jessie squeals with glee
Jessie: Now that's what I like to hear! Lets go!
Rufus and Jessie can be seen walking hand in hand..Well sorta.Rufus escapes in his helicopter after finding out what he almost did and The Author Jessie cries.
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