Cinn: If you do NOT want to believe I am a potentially insane person, I sugest you don't read this chapter, due to the fact there is a lot of weird thigs going on, which you might find funny......
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Trinity wakes to find Neo already up and about. But doesn't have any idea what he's been up to...
" What the..... Neo, what have you done this time!?! " Asked Trinity sounding very tired of haveing to ask what Neo had been up to...
" What? "
" Have you murdered Mindy? "
" Unfortunatly no. "
" Awww, I wouldn't mind then if that was why there's red stuff everywhere.... "
" It's paint! "
" Whatever. Just get it cleaned up.. "
" That's what I'm about to do.. "
" OK. "
Trinity get's up and goes to the loo but when she see's herself in the mirro when she's washing her handsshe shouts,
" NEO!!! "
Neo appears in the doorway,
" Yeah? "
" Have you drawn a funny face on mine!?!?!?! "
" Erm..... "
" I'll Kill you!!! "
" EEEEEEEEEEK!! "
Neo runs, Trinity follows, but she sees a permanant marker which she picks up with everyintension of drawing on Neo's face with it...
" Shit! "
Neo runs to the bathroom so she cant get to him, and obviously locks the door. Due to the fact he does NOT want to face a permantant marker armed Trinity. But instead Trinity draws on the bathroom door, put's the marker pen down and calls,
" Come on out Neo! "
" No! You'll draw on my face in permanant marker!! "
" I've put it down now please come out! "
" No! "
" I'll scream and scream and scream till I'm sick! And I can! "
" I know you can! But there happens to be a lot of cotton wool in here! "
" Shit! "
1 hour later...
Neo is still in the bathroom, but has gotten very hungry, and has started muttering to himself,
" Okee Dokee I'm gonna get my face drawn on but... hunger wins! "
So he goes in search of food, and finds Trinity, who is no longer armed with permanant marker,
" Hi! "
" Hi! "
" Have you stoped chasing me yet? "
" Yeah. "
Trinity starts giggling, and Neo sits down next to her with his food,
" What's so funny? "
" Nothing. "
2 hours later......
" HEY!!! "
" What? "
" Why have you drawn a funny pic. of me on the bathroom door and labeled it!?!?! "
" Cos you drew on my face!! "
" So..? "
" We're even now! "
" Supose. "
1 hour later......
Neo and Trinity have been tidying up, and Morpheus comes and knocks very loudly on their door. Trinity happens to be carrying a bucket of water, which gives Neo an idea, so he whispers to Trinity,
" Let's tip that bucket of water over Morpheus.....? "
Trinity starts gigling, and agrees. Neo goes to open the door, greets Morpheus and Trinity comes up behind Neo, Neo steps out of the way and Trinity chucks the water over Morpheus.
" Hello, what was water in aid of?? "
" Erm. A joke!?! "
" Rrriiiggghhhttt. Well we're gonna be ready to leave tomorro if you two come down and help with the repairs.... "
" OK, we'll come down soon..... "
" OK "
" One thing before you go Morpheus. How's the thing with Mindy? "
" Fine though I don't see what buisness it is of yours!?! "
" I just wondered. "
" Whatever. "
Morpheus leaves and Neo says to Trinity,
" So much for the thing about girlfriend talk with Morpheus! "
" It's diffrent now he's with Mindy. "
" Whatever. "
1 hour later....
Neo and Trinity arive at the Neb. and Morpheus give them the choice,
" Do you two want to help with the engine or the welding? "
" Welding! "
" But, Neo, we can't talk when we weld! "
" That's a good thing! "
" Shut-Up Morpheus. "
" OK then. We'll help with the engine. "
Neo and Trinity go and head to the engine room.
4 hours later.....
Morpheus arrives at the engine room, and finds Trinity acting like a drunk teenager.
" I .. hic ... need .. hic ... a .. hic ... "
" What the hell are you doing!?! "
His words cause Trinity to imediantly come out of her stupor.
" Amusing them we were bored. "
" Uh huh "
" Be back in a mo. "
" OK. "
" Don't!! "
" Don't what, Trinity? "
" Morpheus, I was talking to Neo! "
"Neo sticks his head back round the door he disapeared from,
" Don't what? "
" Do what you're gonna do! "
" You don't know what I'm gonna do! "
" I can guess! "
" Fine! But it woulda been funny! "
Neo comes back and Trinity says to him,
" You'll thank me later! "
" Are you lot gonna do something useful or not? "
" Yeah. "
" Probally, eventually. "
" OK. "
Morpheus leaves and Trinity turns back round to face Neo after she and the enginers have got rid of Morpheus.
" You can do that impression now if you want?? Or you can wait till he comes back.... "
" Oh shut-Up. Opps "
Trinity kicks Neo saying, " Shut-Up yourself! "
" OW!! "
Neo leaves again, and Morpheus comes back after hearing someone shout.
" What just happened? "
" I just kicked Neo, why? "
" No wonder he shouted! "
Neo returns at this point unaware that Morpheus has returned too...
" Hellllooooooo. "
... And is acting like a drunk Morpheus. Causing all 11 of the enginers to laugh madly. But Trinity hit's the middle of her head with her hand an says,
" Shit. "
But Morpheus soon steps in and starts questioning Neo,
" What is the meaning of this?? "
" Erm.....Fun... "
" Why are you impersonating me? "
" Erm..... I didn't mean to.... "
" Oh yes you did! "
" ~ Trinity get me out of this one ~ Oh no I didn't. "
" Yes you did otherwise why would Trinity stop you before!?! "
" Don't involve me in this! "
" She didn't I was gonna do something else then! "
" Yeah right! "
" Erm..... Hey look a flying tool box!! "
Trinity had been making it look like the tool box was flying so they'd all turn round so Neo could run.
~ you finally noticed! ~
Morpheus and all the enginers turn round, and say " Whoa! " But Neo doesn't reliase he should be running, so Trinity grabs his arm and pulls him.
1/2 hour later.....
Neo and Trinity enter their apartment,
" Neo what the hell did you think you were doing!?! "
" Doing that impression! It's not my fault Morpheus arrived! "
" He was there before hand! Didn't you hear him! He heard you shout! "
" You kicked me! And I didn't hear him! "
" Whatever! I still think you should apologise, cos if you don't we might end up on diffrent ships! "
" Oh. That wouldn't be good! "
2 hours later....
Neo leaves the neb. and Trinity greets him, but he's crying.
" Sorry Morpheus. "
" Just don't do it again, Neo! "
" Come on Neo, why are you crying? "
" He smacked me and it hurt! "
" OOOOOOOOOK. Well he aint goning to again so shut-up! "
" Supose "
Neo stops crying, and Trinity continues talking,
" Well you shouldn't have done it then! "
" Supose. "
" That word is getting overused now! "
" Supose. "
" Shut-Up! "
" Sorry. "
1/2 hour later....
Neo and Trinity arrive back at their apartment and they have a race to the loo. Trinity wins,
" Shit! "
" Hee hee! "
" Crap! "
3 mins later...
Neo is hopping around getting desperate,
" Hurry Up! "
Trinity leaves the bathroom, and Neo runs in nearly knocking her over,
" HEY! "
" Sorry! "
2 mins later.....
Neo leaves the bathroom, but he can't see Trinity,
" Trinity, where are you? "
Trinity appears and hit's Neo in the face with a bowl of goop, custard pie style.
" Here. "
" YUK!! Why did you hit me in the face with a bowl of goop, that's a waste of good food!! "
" A waste of GOOD food!?! Are you insane, I thought it was a better use for it than EATING it! "
" Whatever! "
Neo reaches for a towel, he happens to pick up Trinity's favorite towel and he starts wiping his face with it.
" That's MY towel!!!!! And I don't want goop all over it! "
Neo chucks Trinity's towel over her head, and she wrestles with it whilst shouting at Neo,
" Hey!! My big towel ain't for chucking over people's heads!! "
Neo helps Trinity get the towel off her head and when he's got it off her, he kisses her, but Trinity pushes Neo away saying,
" YUK!! "
" I kiss you and you say yuk!?!?! "
" You taste of goop! "
" You hit me in the face with it! "
" Oh yeah! "
Trinity put's an I-remember look on her face.
2 hours later....
Trinity has decided she'll do lots of cartwheels, Neo is watching with amusment, and asks what she's doing, and she replies,
" Doing cartwheels isn't it obvious? "
" Erm... yeah. But.. "
Neo is interupted by a scream from Trinity as she hits the wall.
" OW! "
" I take it you either hadn't seen the wall or you had forgotton it was there.... "
" Shut-Up! "
" Why? You shouldn't have crashed into the wall if you didn't want me to ask about it..... "
" Whatever! "
Neo yawns and says he's tired,
" You haven't done anything all day!!! "
" Yes I have! I did help with the repairs too you know! "
" Whatever. "
Neo gets into bed and Trinity lys next to im and he put's his arms round her,
" Night Trinity. "
" Night, be in a serious mood tomorro so we don't have to stay here another day.... "
" Yeah, you too. "
Neo falls asleep and Trinity snuggles up to him even more before joining him in his slumber.
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Cinn: OK I know you're probally going to write on your reveiws that i stiole some lines from another movie, but I already know so there's no point! If you think I need to improve my writing (which i probally do) please reveiw and tell me what I've done wrong.
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Trinity wakes to find Neo already up and about. But doesn't have any idea what he's been up to...
" What the..... Neo, what have you done this time!?! " Asked Trinity sounding very tired of haveing to ask what Neo had been up to...
" What? "
" Have you murdered Mindy? "
" Unfortunatly no. "
" Awww, I wouldn't mind then if that was why there's red stuff everywhere.... "
" It's paint! "
" Whatever. Just get it cleaned up.. "
" That's what I'm about to do.. "
" OK. "
Trinity get's up and goes to the loo but when she see's herself in the mirro when she's washing her handsshe shouts,
" NEO!!! "
Neo appears in the doorway,
" Yeah? "
" Have you drawn a funny face on mine!?!?!?! "
" Erm..... "
" I'll Kill you!!! "
" EEEEEEEEEEK!! "
Neo runs, Trinity follows, but she sees a permanant marker which she picks up with everyintension of drawing on Neo's face with it...
" Shit! "
Neo runs to the bathroom so she cant get to him, and obviously locks the door. Due to the fact he does NOT want to face a permantant marker armed Trinity. But instead Trinity draws on the bathroom door, put's the marker pen down and calls,
" Come on out Neo! "
" No! You'll draw on my face in permanant marker!! "
" I've put it down now please come out! "
" No! "
" I'll scream and scream and scream till I'm sick! And I can! "
" I know you can! But there happens to be a lot of cotton wool in here! "
" Shit! "
1 hour later...
Neo is still in the bathroom, but has gotten very hungry, and has started muttering to himself,
" Okee Dokee I'm gonna get my face drawn on but... hunger wins! "
So he goes in search of food, and finds Trinity, who is no longer armed with permanant marker,
" Hi! "
" Hi! "
" Have you stoped chasing me yet? "
" Yeah. "
Trinity starts giggling, and Neo sits down next to her with his food,
" What's so funny? "
" Nothing. "
2 hours later......
" HEY!!! "
" What? "
" Why have you drawn a funny pic. of me on the bathroom door and labeled it!?!?! "
" Cos you drew on my face!! "
" So..? "
" We're even now! "
" Supose. "
1 hour later......
Neo and Trinity have been tidying up, and Morpheus comes and knocks very loudly on their door. Trinity happens to be carrying a bucket of water, which gives Neo an idea, so he whispers to Trinity,
" Let's tip that bucket of water over Morpheus.....? "
Trinity starts gigling, and agrees. Neo goes to open the door, greets Morpheus and Trinity comes up behind Neo, Neo steps out of the way and Trinity chucks the water over Morpheus.
" Hello, what was water in aid of?? "
" Erm. A joke!?! "
" Rrriiiggghhhttt. Well we're gonna be ready to leave tomorro if you two come down and help with the repairs.... "
" OK, we'll come down soon..... "
" OK "
" One thing before you go Morpheus. How's the thing with Mindy? "
" Fine though I don't see what buisness it is of yours!?! "
" I just wondered. "
" Whatever. "
Morpheus leaves and Neo says to Trinity,
" So much for the thing about girlfriend talk with Morpheus! "
" It's diffrent now he's with Mindy. "
" Whatever. "
1 hour later....
Neo and Trinity arive at the Neb. and Morpheus give them the choice,
" Do you two want to help with the engine or the welding? "
" Welding! "
" But, Neo, we can't talk when we weld! "
" That's a good thing! "
" Shut-Up Morpheus. "
" OK then. We'll help with the engine. "
Neo and Trinity go and head to the engine room.
4 hours later.....
Morpheus arrives at the engine room, and finds Trinity acting like a drunk teenager.
" I .. hic ... need .. hic ... a .. hic ... "
" What the hell are you doing!?! "
His words cause Trinity to imediantly come out of her stupor.
" Amusing them we were bored. "
" Uh huh "
" Be back in a mo. "
" OK. "
" Don't!! "
" Don't what, Trinity? "
" Morpheus, I was talking to Neo! "
"Neo sticks his head back round the door he disapeared from,
" Don't what? "
" Do what you're gonna do! "
" You don't know what I'm gonna do! "
" I can guess! "
" Fine! But it woulda been funny! "
Neo comes back and Trinity says to him,
" You'll thank me later! "
" Are you lot gonna do something useful or not? "
" Yeah. "
" Probally, eventually. "
" OK. "
Morpheus leaves and Trinity turns back round to face Neo after she and the enginers have got rid of Morpheus.
" You can do that impression now if you want?? Or you can wait till he comes back.... "
" Oh shut-Up. Opps "
Trinity kicks Neo saying, " Shut-Up yourself! "
" OW!! "
Neo leaves again, and Morpheus comes back after hearing someone shout.
" What just happened? "
" I just kicked Neo, why? "
" No wonder he shouted! "
Neo returns at this point unaware that Morpheus has returned too...
" Hellllooooooo. "
... And is acting like a drunk Morpheus. Causing all 11 of the enginers to laugh madly. But Trinity hit's the middle of her head with her hand an says,
" Shit. "
But Morpheus soon steps in and starts questioning Neo,
" What is the meaning of this?? "
" Erm.....Fun... "
" Why are you impersonating me? "
" Erm..... I didn't mean to.... "
" Oh yes you did! "
" ~ Trinity get me out of this one ~ Oh no I didn't. "
" Yes you did otherwise why would Trinity stop you before!?! "
" Don't involve me in this! "
" She didn't I was gonna do something else then! "
" Yeah right! "
" Erm..... Hey look a flying tool box!! "
Trinity had been making it look like the tool box was flying so they'd all turn round so Neo could run.
~ you finally noticed! ~
Morpheus and all the enginers turn round, and say " Whoa! " But Neo doesn't reliase he should be running, so Trinity grabs his arm and pulls him.
1/2 hour later.....
Neo and Trinity enter their apartment,
" Neo what the hell did you think you were doing!?! "
" Doing that impression! It's not my fault Morpheus arrived! "
" He was there before hand! Didn't you hear him! He heard you shout! "
" You kicked me! And I didn't hear him! "
" Whatever! I still think you should apologise, cos if you don't we might end up on diffrent ships! "
" Oh. That wouldn't be good! "
2 hours later....
Neo leaves the neb. and Trinity greets him, but he's crying.
" Sorry Morpheus. "
" Just don't do it again, Neo! "
" Come on Neo, why are you crying? "
" He smacked me and it hurt! "
" OOOOOOOOOK. Well he aint goning to again so shut-up! "
" Supose "
Neo stops crying, and Trinity continues talking,
" Well you shouldn't have done it then! "
" Supose. "
" That word is getting overused now! "
" Supose. "
" Shut-Up! "
" Sorry. "
1/2 hour later....
Neo and Trinity arrive back at their apartment and they have a race to the loo. Trinity wins,
" Shit! "
" Hee hee! "
" Crap! "
3 mins later...
Neo is hopping around getting desperate,
" Hurry Up! "
Trinity leaves the bathroom, and Neo runs in nearly knocking her over,
" HEY! "
" Sorry! "
2 mins later.....
Neo leaves the bathroom, but he can't see Trinity,
" Trinity, where are you? "
Trinity appears and hit's Neo in the face with a bowl of goop, custard pie style.
" Here. "
" YUK!! Why did you hit me in the face with a bowl of goop, that's a waste of good food!! "
" A waste of GOOD food!?! Are you insane, I thought it was a better use for it than EATING it! "
" Whatever! "
Neo reaches for a towel, he happens to pick up Trinity's favorite towel and he starts wiping his face with it.
" That's MY towel!!!!! And I don't want goop all over it! "
Neo chucks Trinity's towel over her head, and she wrestles with it whilst shouting at Neo,
" Hey!! My big towel ain't for chucking over people's heads!! "
Neo helps Trinity get the towel off her head and when he's got it off her, he kisses her, but Trinity pushes Neo away saying,
" YUK!! "
" I kiss you and you say yuk!?!?! "
" You taste of goop! "
" You hit me in the face with it! "
" Oh yeah! "
Trinity put's an I-remember look on her face.
2 hours later....
Trinity has decided she'll do lots of cartwheels, Neo is watching with amusment, and asks what she's doing, and she replies,
" Doing cartwheels isn't it obvious? "
" Erm... yeah. But.. "
Neo is interupted by a scream from Trinity as she hits the wall.
" OW! "
" I take it you either hadn't seen the wall or you had forgotton it was there.... "
" Shut-Up! "
" Why? You shouldn't have crashed into the wall if you didn't want me to ask about it..... "
" Whatever! "
Neo yawns and says he's tired,
" You haven't done anything all day!!! "
" Yes I have! I did help with the repairs too you know! "
" Whatever. "
Neo gets into bed and Trinity lys next to im and he put's his arms round her,
" Night Trinity. "
" Night, be in a serious mood tomorro so we don't have to stay here another day.... "
" Yeah, you too. "
Neo falls asleep and Trinity snuggles up to him even more before joining him in his slumber.
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Cinn: OK I know you're probally going to write on your reveiws that i stiole some lines from another movie, but I already know so there's no point! If you think I need to improve my writing (which i probally do) please reveiw and tell me what I've done wrong.