Disclaimer: Basically, I don't own the plot or characters in the story. In
fact, the only thing I own is the switched and wicked twist I put in this
story. Now I can't be sued and the like. Enjoy!!!
(FMV: Green sparks fly around and suddenly Aeris's face appears out of nowhere. She sighs and walks into the street, where there was a car crash and people were beating each other up. Aeris slowly edges away, knowing there should be another place to sell her flowers. Suddenly, some guy crashes into her and all her flowers flies slow motion into a puddle of water)
AERIS: You…you freak! That was my flowers, you dolt! Once in a lifetime flowers! They were my best friends! You shall pay and may you be cursed forever in your life!
(Aeris grabs her staff on her back and starts smacking anyone that gets in her way)
AERIS: That's for Adam, that's for Ashley, that's for Allen, and that's for Alice…poor Alice, she died so young. And that's for Bob, and that's for…
(Soon, Aeris began joining the brawl that began to develop. Meanwhile…)
OFFICER #1: I bet you that flower lady is going to kick butt!
OFFICER #2: No way! I think it's that old lady!
(Anyways, somewhere near Sector 1…a train crashes onto the platform, killing all the guards there that were on duty)
BARRET: Man, I gotta get better brakes for this baby.
JESSIE: Wait, we're not supposed to know Barret's or my name yet!
(Sorry)
EX-SOLDIER: Shouldn't we be getting off this train now?
BARRET: That's right
(Barret then jumps over the train and ran past the dead carcasses all over the ground, followed by Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and the ex-SOLDIER)
JESSIE: Hey!
BIGGS: So much for introductions
BARRET: Who cares? Move out, we all got a Mako reactor to burn!
(Barret, Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and the ex-SOLDIER ran toward to the entrance of the reactor)
BARRET: Hey! How many times I've told you not to move in a group!
WEDGE: Aren't you moving with the group too?
BARRET: Um…well what are you waiting for Wedge? Open the damn door already!
BIGGS: You mean me.
BARRET: Yeah, whatever. Just open the door already.
JESSIE: Wait, what's your name, ex-SOLDIER?
EX-SOLDIER: Cloud
WEDGE: Cloud? Why not the Beast Destroyer or the Shadow Blade? Why not Dragon Slayer or Razor Snake? Why some lame name like Cloud?
(Everyone stares at Wedge)
EVERYONE EXCEPT WEDGE: Shut up. We don't give a damn.
WEDGE: Geez, sorry…
BIGGS: Door opened, let's mosey.
CLOUD: Hey, I said that at Disc 3 in the crater. That's copyright material you stole there! I'm gonna sue you.
BARRET: Who cares. Press (CANCEL) to run and let's move it!
CLOUD: (CANCEL)? Geez, why did I even join this group. It's got a crazy leader and crazy members
(Cloud shrugs and proceeds to join up with the rest in the Mako Reactor)
WEDGE: Yes! I get to guard the exit!
CLOUD: From whom? The deadly air? Anyways, we got rid of one guy for now
(Cloud runs away from Wedge in relief, and joins up with Barret, Biggs, and Jessie)
BARRET: You know about these reactors? You should, coz you're in SOLDIER. These damned reactors are ruining life on earth! They're practically sucking the life out of the planet! Many people died because of these stupid reactors! We, as AVALANCHE, must destroy these reactors to ensure good is returned to the world. And then I could get some sleep
CLOUD: Uh huh. This place sucks and smells too.
BARRET: Weren't you listening to what I said?
CLOUD: Um, honestly…no.
BARRET: Why did we even picked you to join us?
CLOUD: Coz I'm cool and I'm better than any of ya.
(Chorus of "hey" aroused amongst Jessie, Biggs, and Barret. Especially Barret, who is currently trying to shoot Cloud)
BARRET: You're going to regret that remark! Die! Die! Die!
BIGGS: Calm down Barret. Remember your blood pressure. Besides, we need to blown this joint. Come on, I decoded the….
BARRET: BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Barret shot an explosive blast that blows Biggs, Jessie, Cloud, and himself to the main core of the reactor itself)
BARRET: Whoa…
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Beware! The reactor isn't what it supposed to be!
CLOUD: Who are you?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: God, who else?
EVERYONE EXCEPT GOD: Oh
CLOUD: Whew, and I thought it was Sephiroth
BIGGS: I wonder what he meant by that…
(Suddenly, a huge, menacing scorpion shaped robot prances down near the group)
JESSIE: Eek! I hate bugs!
(Jessie runs away screaming)
CLOUD: Big deal.
(Cloud presses the detonator and blew the reactor up, along with the robot. Cloud, Jessie, Biggs, and Barret were blown back into the entrance of the reactor, where Wedge was sleeping)
WEDGE: Wha….?
BARRET: IT'S GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
(Everyone runs over Wedge except Cloud who grabs his hand)
CLOUD: Wait, you're not Jessie!
(Cloud leaves Wedge, who somehow got unstuck and raced after Cloud just before the reactor blows. Meanwhile…)
OFFICER #1 & 2: o_0
AERIS AND MOB: ……….
OLD LADY: We're all going to die!!!!!!
(Screams were heard as everyone tried to rush away)
AERIS: I shall avenge you later flowers! For now, I run to live for another day!
(Aeris runs and hides)
OFFICER #1: Gotta love these gas masks and suits we have!
OFFICER #2: Man, it's not everyday when you see a reactor blow to smithereens!
(FMV: Green sparks fly around and suddenly Aeris's face appears out of nowhere. She sighs and walks into the street, where there was a car crash and people were beating each other up. Aeris slowly edges away, knowing there should be another place to sell her flowers. Suddenly, some guy crashes into her and all her flowers flies slow motion into a puddle of water)
AERIS: You…you freak! That was my flowers, you dolt! Once in a lifetime flowers! They were my best friends! You shall pay and may you be cursed forever in your life!
(Aeris grabs her staff on her back and starts smacking anyone that gets in her way)
AERIS: That's for Adam, that's for Ashley, that's for Allen, and that's for Alice…poor Alice, she died so young. And that's for Bob, and that's for…
(Soon, Aeris began joining the brawl that began to develop. Meanwhile…)
OFFICER #1: I bet you that flower lady is going to kick butt!
OFFICER #2: No way! I think it's that old lady!
(Anyways, somewhere near Sector 1…a train crashes onto the platform, killing all the guards there that were on duty)
BARRET: Man, I gotta get better brakes for this baby.
JESSIE: Wait, we're not supposed to know Barret's or my name yet!
(Sorry)
EX-SOLDIER: Shouldn't we be getting off this train now?
BARRET: That's right
(Barret then jumps over the train and ran past the dead carcasses all over the ground, followed by Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and the ex-SOLDIER)
JESSIE: Hey!
BIGGS: So much for introductions
BARRET: Who cares? Move out, we all got a Mako reactor to burn!
(Barret, Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and the ex-SOLDIER ran toward to the entrance of the reactor)
BARRET: Hey! How many times I've told you not to move in a group!
WEDGE: Aren't you moving with the group too?
BARRET: Um…well what are you waiting for Wedge? Open the damn door already!
BIGGS: You mean me.
BARRET: Yeah, whatever. Just open the door already.
JESSIE: Wait, what's your name, ex-SOLDIER?
EX-SOLDIER: Cloud
WEDGE: Cloud? Why not the Beast Destroyer or the Shadow Blade? Why not Dragon Slayer or Razor Snake? Why some lame name like Cloud?
(Everyone stares at Wedge)
EVERYONE EXCEPT WEDGE: Shut up. We don't give a damn.
WEDGE: Geez, sorry…
BIGGS: Door opened, let's mosey.
CLOUD: Hey, I said that at Disc 3 in the crater. That's copyright material you stole there! I'm gonna sue you.
BARRET: Who cares. Press (CANCEL) to run and let's move it!
CLOUD: (CANCEL)? Geez, why did I even join this group. It's got a crazy leader and crazy members
(Cloud shrugs and proceeds to join up with the rest in the Mako Reactor)
WEDGE: Yes! I get to guard the exit!
CLOUD: From whom? The deadly air? Anyways, we got rid of one guy for now
(Cloud runs away from Wedge in relief, and joins up with Barret, Biggs, and Jessie)
BARRET: You know about these reactors? You should, coz you're in SOLDIER. These damned reactors are ruining life on earth! They're practically sucking the life out of the planet! Many people died because of these stupid reactors! We, as AVALANCHE, must destroy these reactors to ensure good is returned to the world. And then I could get some sleep
CLOUD: Uh huh. This place sucks and smells too.
BARRET: Weren't you listening to what I said?
CLOUD: Um, honestly…no.
BARRET: Why did we even picked you to join us?
CLOUD: Coz I'm cool and I'm better than any of ya.
(Chorus of "hey" aroused amongst Jessie, Biggs, and Barret. Especially Barret, who is currently trying to shoot Cloud)
BARRET: You're going to regret that remark! Die! Die! Die!
BIGGS: Calm down Barret. Remember your blood pressure. Besides, we need to blown this joint. Come on, I decoded the….
BARRET: BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Barret shot an explosive blast that blows Biggs, Jessie, Cloud, and himself to the main core of the reactor itself)
BARRET: Whoa…
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Beware! The reactor isn't what it supposed to be!
CLOUD: Who are you?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: God, who else?
EVERYONE EXCEPT GOD: Oh
CLOUD: Whew, and I thought it was Sephiroth
BIGGS: I wonder what he meant by that…
(Suddenly, a huge, menacing scorpion shaped robot prances down near the group)
JESSIE: Eek! I hate bugs!
(Jessie runs away screaming)
CLOUD: Big deal.
(Cloud presses the detonator and blew the reactor up, along with the robot. Cloud, Jessie, Biggs, and Barret were blown back into the entrance of the reactor, where Wedge was sleeping)
WEDGE: Wha….?
BARRET: IT'S GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
(Everyone runs over Wedge except Cloud who grabs his hand)
CLOUD: Wait, you're not Jessie!
(Cloud leaves Wedge, who somehow got unstuck and raced after Cloud just before the reactor blows. Meanwhile…)
OFFICER #1 & 2: o_0
AERIS AND MOB: ……….
OLD LADY: We're all going to die!!!!!!
(Screams were heard as everyone tried to rush away)
AERIS: I shall avenge you later flowers! For now, I run to live for another day!
(Aeris runs and hides)
OFFICER #1: Gotta love these gas masks and suits we have!
OFFICER #2: Man, it's not everyday when you see a reactor blow to smithereens!