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mine that I twisted into my story. FF7 stuff goes to Squaresoft and Co. and
the Matrix comment goes to whoever copyrighted "The Matrix". Oh yeah. The
marks in this, the previous, and all the others I write means it's
someone thinking. The () marks means it the narrator's voice. The rest is
pretty much self-explanatory. Don't forget to R/R!!
(Cloud, Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and Barret are in a small part of the wreckage in Sector 1)
JESSIE: Hold on, the fireworks aren't done yet! Now everyone, stand back!
(The bomb Jessie had exploded, and everyone rushed out. That is…)
BIGGS: Hey! Where's Wedge?
WEDGE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm on fire!
(Jessie sighs and grabs an extinguisher nearby and extinguishes the fire on Wedge)
WEDGE: Ow…
BARRET: Get a band-aid later Wedge. We'll all meet at Sector 7 at 7th Heaven. Let's move out!
(Everyone except Cloud leaves. Cloud is rushing to put out the fire that has spread all over his hair)
CLOUD: DAMN IT! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT EXTINGUISHER????
(Anyways, Cloud finally put out the fire and proceeds to Sector 7)
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 1 minute.
CLOUD: What? How am I supposed to get there in 1 minute?
(Cloud begins to hurry until he is blocked by Aeris)
AERIS: Better buy my flower or you'll have to talk to my staff
CLOUD: Um…
(Aeris proceeds into hitting Cloud repeatedly and steals 300 gil and gives Cloud a flower)
AERIS: Thank you!
CLOUD: Ow…
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 45 seconds…
(Cloud shrugs off the pain and rushes to the train station, where he is stopped by guards)
OFFICER #1: For our own safety purposes, for the terrorist threat of AVALANCHE, we want to make sure you're not in that group. Walk through the metal detector and put your luggage into the machine.
(Cloud answers by grabbing his sword)
CLOUD: Move the hell out of my way, I got a train to catch. I have no time for metal detectors or machines. Basically, I had enough of machinery
OFFICER #2: You could if you just obey us You know what…something's fishy about this guy…)
CLOUD: Then tell that to my blade.
OFFICER #3: Heh. We know a giant toy sword won't hurt us.
CLOUD: Giant toy sword? It's real for god's sake! See?
(Cloud proceeds to make chop suey out of a board nearby)
OFFICER #1: Ah ha! It's a trick! I bet that board is collapsible! You're that traveling magician named Mojo!
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 5…4…3…
CLOUD: Aw…you bastards…
(Cloud, in frustration, slashes all 3 guards)
OFFICER #1, 2, & 3: Ow….
PA SPEAKER: Train deporting
CLOUD: Damn…
(Cloud runs passed the bewildered guards and runs to the end of the bridge. However, he slips on a banana peel left by some slob. He soars into the air and nails some guards that were chasing after him. Soon, Cloud slips and lands on the incoming train)
CLOUD: Man, I'm soooo lucky…) …ouch, ouch, ouch, ow…
(Cloud crashes and rolls uncontrollably and gets caught in a hook)
CLOUD: Oh… Today is definitely not my day
(Meanwhile…)
BARRET: What was that…?
WEDGE: Cloud didn't come…
BIGGS: Do you think he might have been killed?
JESSIE: Man, Cloud was a good guy, even if he was in SOLDIER.
WEDGE: Cloud tried to save my life in the reactor back there.
JESSIE: I think he left you there on purpose
WEDGE: Oh…
BIGGS: Some much for expanding…
BARRET: Goddamn it. Will you all shut the hell up? I asked a question here. Someone answer it.
EVERYONE EXCEPT BARRET: What question?
BARRET: Why do I even bother…?
CLOUD: GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID MACHINE!!!! ARGHHHH! A CURSE ON MACHINES! A CURSE I TELL YA!!!
WEDGE: Hey, is that Cloud?
BIGGS: I think so…
BARRET: Well, I didn't think Cloud had it in him to get angry.
CLOUD: BARRET? IS THAT YOU? GET ME OFF THIS DAMN THING!!
BIGGS: Yep, it's Cloud.
JESSIE: Well, we can't just open the door and grab him. The train's going too fast.
BARRET: Well, looks like we have to wait. In the meantime, let's move out front. The cargo room scares me.
CLOUD: YOU BETTER NOT BE THINKING OF ABANDONING ME!! HELLO????? Oh those bastards, I am so going to…
(Cloud was left hanging like a idiot, while the others relaxed in their seats until the train stops)
CLOUD: Someone…must…die…
BARRET: Had fun, ex-SOLDIER? I thought you were well made for this sort of adventure…
CLOUD: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR………..
(Cloud begins to charge at Barret, sword drawn)
BARRET: You can't fight me.
CLOUD: Why not?
BARRET: Coz I'm your best buddy.
CLOUD: Not any more…
BARRET: And I got an long-range weapon. So unless you're one of those matrix guys that can dodge bullets…
CLOUD: Huh?
BARRET: Good. Now get your butt over to 7th Heaven. We've got a mission to discuss.
CLOUD: Um…Matrix guys? I wonder if that has anything to do with Sephiroth…)
(Soon, with much thought, Cloud walks away, crashing into people once in a while)
CONDUCTOR: Humph. It's not everyday you see a guy hanging by a hook, traveling 80 miles per hour, and to return home to only think about the Matrix…………………….psychos I tell ya.
(Cloud, Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, and Barret are in a small part of the wreckage in Sector 1)
JESSIE: Hold on, the fireworks aren't done yet! Now everyone, stand back!
(The bomb Jessie had exploded, and everyone rushed out. That is…)
BIGGS: Hey! Where's Wedge?
WEDGE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm on fire!
(Jessie sighs and grabs an extinguisher nearby and extinguishes the fire on Wedge)
WEDGE: Ow…
BARRET: Get a band-aid later Wedge. We'll all meet at Sector 7 at 7th Heaven. Let's move out!
(Everyone except Cloud leaves. Cloud is rushing to put out the fire that has spread all over his hair)
CLOUD: DAMN IT! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT EXTINGUISHER????
(Anyways, Cloud finally put out the fire and proceeds to Sector 7)
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 1 minute.
CLOUD: What? How am I supposed to get there in 1 minute?
(Cloud begins to hurry until he is blocked by Aeris)
AERIS: Better buy my flower or you'll have to talk to my staff
CLOUD: Um…
(Aeris proceeds into hitting Cloud repeatedly and steals 300 gil and gives Cloud a flower)
AERIS: Thank you!
CLOUD: Ow…
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 45 seconds…
(Cloud shrugs off the pain and rushes to the train station, where he is stopped by guards)
OFFICER #1: For our own safety purposes, for the terrorist threat of AVALANCHE, we want to make sure you're not in that group. Walk through the metal detector and put your luggage into the machine.
(Cloud answers by grabbing his sword)
CLOUD: Move the hell out of my way, I got a train to catch. I have no time for metal detectors or machines. Basically, I had enough of machinery
OFFICER #2: You could if you just obey us You know what…something's fishy about this guy…)
CLOUD: Then tell that to my blade.
OFFICER #3: Heh. We know a giant toy sword won't hurt us.
CLOUD: Giant toy sword? It's real for god's sake! See?
(Cloud proceeds to make chop suey out of a board nearby)
OFFICER #1: Ah ha! It's a trick! I bet that board is collapsible! You're that traveling magician named Mojo!
TRAIN: CHOO CHOO!!!!
PA SPEAKER: Train to Sector 7 leaving in 5…4…3…
CLOUD: Aw…you bastards…
(Cloud, in frustration, slashes all 3 guards)
OFFICER #1, 2, & 3: Ow….
PA SPEAKER: Train deporting
CLOUD: Damn…
(Cloud runs passed the bewildered guards and runs to the end of the bridge. However, he slips on a banana peel left by some slob. He soars into the air and nails some guards that were chasing after him. Soon, Cloud slips and lands on the incoming train)
CLOUD: Man, I'm soooo lucky…) …ouch, ouch, ouch, ow…
(Cloud crashes and rolls uncontrollably and gets caught in a hook)
CLOUD: Oh… Today is definitely not my day
(Meanwhile…)
BARRET: What was that…?
WEDGE: Cloud didn't come…
BIGGS: Do you think he might have been killed?
JESSIE: Man, Cloud was a good guy, even if he was in SOLDIER.
WEDGE: Cloud tried to save my life in the reactor back there.
JESSIE: I think he left you there on purpose
WEDGE: Oh…
BIGGS: Some much for expanding…
BARRET: Goddamn it. Will you all shut the hell up? I asked a question here. Someone answer it.
EVERYONE EXCEPT BARRET: What question?
BARRET: Why do I even bother…?
CLOUD: GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID MACHINE!!!! ARGHHHH! A CURSE ON MACHINES! A CURSE I TELL YA!!!
WEDGE: Hey, is that Cloud?
BIGGS: I think so…
BARRET: Well, I didn't think Cloud had it in him to get angry.
CLOUD: BARRET? IS THAT YOU? GET ME OFF THIS DAMN THING!!
BIGGS: Yep, it's Cloud.
JESSIE: Well, we can't just open the door and grab him. The train's going too fast.
BARRET: Well, looks like we have to wait. In the meantime, let's move out front. The cargo room scares me.
CLOUD: YOU BETTER NOT BE THINKING OF ABANDONING ME!! HELLO????? Oh those bastards, I am so going to…
(Cloud was left hanging like a idiot, while the others relaxed in their seats until the train stops)
CLOUD: Someone…must…die…
BARRET: Had fun, ex-SOLDIER? I thought you were well made for this sort of adventure…
CLOUD: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR………..
(Cloud begins to charge at Barret, sword drawn)
BARRET: You can't fight me.
CLOUD: Why not?
BARRET: Coz I'm your best buddy.
CLOUD: Not any more…
BARRET: And I got an long-range weapon. So unless you're one of those matrix guys that can dodge bullets…
CLOUD: Huh?
BARRET: Good. Now get your butt over to 7th Heaven. We've got a mission to discuss.
CLOUD: Um…Matrix guys? I wonder if that has anything to do with Sephiroth…)
(Soon, with much thought, Cloud walks away, crashing into people once in a while)
CONDUCTOR: Humph. It's not everyday you see a guy hanging by a hook, traveling 80 miles per hour, and to return home to only think about the Matrix…………………….psychos I tell ya.