YO! So I realized I haven't written anything for this account, and then
this bowl of cheese was all; "write something, you dick head!" and well-
YEAH! That convinced me! So I'm here and now you can read this!
Disclaimer: *blank stare* come off it, I don't own x men evo! YESH!
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Woot
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
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Kurt Wagner skipped happily to his room.
There, waiting for him, or so he was told, was a banana!!! YEAH- ALRIGHT!!!!
But, as we all know, there was no said banana. Scott's just demented like that! Poor Kurt, he had such high hopes for that Banana. College....doctors degree....part time super banana hero ma-jig.....
"GaSp!" Kurt, our dear foreign friend, discovered NO SUCH BANANA!!!
He raised his fists dramatically to the heavens, and it became all lightning-y, and there was crazy background music, too!!
"AS MY NON EXISTANT BANANA AS MY WITNESS, I SHALL LEAVE, AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that, Kurt sniffled, and started packing his bags.
Then, he was struck with idea! And it sorta hurt, cus he was struck in the butt.
"I vill be evil!" he decided, "and I know the very place to do so!"
With that, he teleported.
______________ NEXT SENTACE, INCONCPICUOSLY FOLLOWED BY MORE SENTANCES!__________
"STUDENTS!!!" Professor Xavier called throughout the mansion, "HEAD MY WHIM!!! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER HERE!!!"
And they all came, cause their like dogs! Especially Rhane, but she made a no-no on the carpet so she's tied to the tree outside.
"What is it, Professor?" Scott-ie-don't asked.
The professor breathed rapidly. "This is VERY important, it CANNOT wait a single moment longer, we must know now, as I am going to tell you now which is-" he made an 'eep' sound, and wheeled off.
"I have to pee really bad, I'll be right back." He called over his shoulder.
Two days later, but not really, as it was only 45 minutes, but 2 days on my planet, the Professor returned.
"So what is the news?!" Scott probed on.
"Oh, that? Sorry, I just came back to tell you to scratch that, take a dump is my need of action. Now stop stalling me- I got to take a dump!!!!!" and he wheeled away again.
"Don't fall in!" Evan called after him, "Because then there wouldn't be anyone to give me yummy treats!"
The other kids eyed him.
"I meant to TOILET," Evan said exasperatedly, "Yesh. I don't want it clogged!"
________the prof came back, that is all you need to know. *shifty eyes*__________
The professor took a deep breath and said: "Kurt has shat in the corner of his room, and then he left to join the brotherhood."
Jean burst out into tears. "OMG! That's so sad!!!" she sobbed. The professor patted her back, and bum, and said:
"I know, it was really nice carpet...."
And they all cried and mourned for the soiled carpet.
Scott blinked, "......so...... Can I have his room?"
________________AT DA BROTHERHOOD!!!_______________
"I'm more of a character!!"
"No! I am!!"
"But I have a THEME SONG!"
"Well, I'm so big, I could take up your theme song, AND the credits!"
"Yeah but you DON'T!"
Yes, the regular argument went among Brotherhood members Todd and Fred. In all truth, neither really knew what the hell they were arguing about. It's sorta an inside joke between me, and all you millions of compy-land dwellers, k?
Kurt made this time to make his dramatic entrance, as he's been watching through a window for the most perfect entrance time for 45 minutes now.
"I WANT TO BE EVIL!" Kurt said, as he teleported in.
Everyone ignored him.
Kurt cowered.
"H-hello....? Please....notice me? I want to be eeeeeeeeevil.... LOOK AT ME!!"
So they looked.
"I shall be evil." Kurt declared.
The brotherhood nodded, shrugged, farted, and all out made actions that ended with "ed" so they could of Kicked, Licked, jumped, danced, or anything of that sort. It's just your luck they didn't dance- because, well, you know. You saw them dance. It was very scary, wasn't it?
Yeah. It really was.
"Welcome to the Evil side- SONNY BOY!!"
ohmigosh! Who could that be? You'll find out,
NEXT CHAPTER.
So how was that? Stupid, YES! Worthless, YES! But you can't say it wasn't dumb! Because it was, and I take pride in that.
Please review!
-Kayli of QuackMoo
Disclaimer: *blank stare* come off it, I don't own x men evo! YESH!
________________________
Woot
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
________________________
Kurt Wagner skipped happily to his room.
There, waiting for him, or so he was told, was a banana!!! YEAH- ALRIGHT!!!!
But, as we all know, there was no said banana. Scott's just demented like that! Poor Kurt, he had such high hopes for that Banana. College....doctors degree....part time super banana hero ma-jig.....
"GaSp!" Kurt, our dear foreign friend, discovered NO SUCH BANANA!!!
He raised his fists dramatically to the heavens, and it became all lightning-y, and there was crazy background music, too!!
"AS MY NON EXISTANT BANANA AS MY WITNESS, I SHALL LEAVE, AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that, Kurt sniffled, and started packing his bags.
Then, he was struck with idea! And it sorta hurt, cus he was struck in the butt.
"I vill be evil!" he decided, "and I know the very place to do so!"
With that, he teleported.
______________ NEXT SENTACE, INCONCPICUOSLY FOLLOWED BY MORE SENTANCES!__________
"STUDENTS!!!" Professor Xavier called throughout the mansion, "HEAD MY WHIM!!! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER HERE!!!"
And they all came, cause their like dogs! Especially Rhane, but she made a no-no on the carpet so she's tied to the tree outside.
"What is it, Professor?" Scott-ie-don't asked.
The professor breathed rapidly. "This is VERY important, it CANNOT wait a single moment longer, we must know now, as I am going to tell you now which is-" he made an 'eep' sound, and wheeled off.
"I have to pee really bad, I'll be right back." He called over his shoulder.
Two days later, but not really, as it was only 45 minutes, but 2 days on my planet, the Professor returned.
"So what is the news?!" Scott probed on.
"Oh, that? Sorry, I just came back to tell you to scratch that, take a dump is my need of action. Now stop stalling me- I got to take a dump!!!!!" and he wheeled away again.
"Don't fall in!" Evan called after him, "Because then there wouldn't be anyone to give me yummy treats!"
The other kids eyed him.
"I meant to TOILET," Evan said exasperatedly, "Yesh. I don't want it clogged!"
________the prof came back, that is all you need to know. *shifty eyes*__________
The professor took a deep breath and said: "Kurt has shat in the corner of his room, and then he left to join the brotherhood."
Jean burst out into tears. "OMG! That's so sad!!!" she sobbed. The professor patted her back, and bum, and said:
"I know, it was really nice carpet...."
And they all cried and mourned for the soiled carpet.
Scott blinked, "......so...... Can I have his room?"
________________AT DA BROTHERHOOD!!!_______________
"I'm more of a character!!"
"No! I am!!"
"But I have a THEME SONG!"
"Well, I'm so big, I could take up your theme song, AND the credits!"
"Yeah but you DON'T!"
Yes, the regular argument went among Brotherhood members Todd and Fred. In all truth, neither really knew what the hell they were arguing about. It's sorta an inside joke between me, and all you millions of compy-land dwellers, k?
Kurt made this time to make his dramatic entrance, as he's been watching through a window for the most perfect entrance time for 45 minutes now.
"I WANT TO BE EVIL!" Kurt said, as he teleported in.
Everyone ignored him.
Kurt cowered.
"H-hello....? Please....notice me? I want to be eeeeeeeeevil.... LOOK AT ME!!"
So they looked.
"I shall be evil." Kurt declared.
The brotherhood nodded, shrugged, farted, and all out made actions that ended with "ed" so they could of Kicked, Licked, jumped, danced, or anything of that sort. It's just your luck they didn't dance- because, well, you know. You saw them dance. It was very scary, wasn't it?
Yeah. It really was.
"Welcome to the Evil side- SONNY BOY!!"
ohmigosh! Who could that be? You'll find out,
NEXT CHAPTER.
So how was that? Stupid, YES! Worthless, YES! But you can't say it wasn't dumb! Because it was, and I take pride in that.
Please review!
-Kayli of QuackMoo