Thanks dear reviewers!!!! ^^ nup, the banana means nuthin; it was just what
I was eating at the time. Bananas, the fruit..why not a veggie..? Huh.
BECAUSE! Oh well. ^^
Yeah, I didn't see the ep, *cries* but I did read the transcript for that ep. Made me cry! POOR KURT!! But it's not her, cus, it's just not. 0.o
-------to the chapter! I glad you ppls like it! YAY!---------
Woot! Chapter 2! Exclamation point!
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
NOTE: this part, and the rest, will be somewhat AU, because in MY world, Magneto stayed home like a wimp during IMPACT and he sucked on his toes and wasn't eaten my packman. ^^ r/r!
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GaSp!!!
"Welcome to the Evil side- SONNY BOY!!"
"you already said that....." Mumbled Fred.
Kurt, for the sake of soap, yelled, "WHAT THE HELL!?"
mmm. soap.
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I forgot to tell you! You're my son!" said, none other, than....MAGNETO!
Kurt blinked. "I am NOT."
Magneto sighed, heart fallen, "Yeah, I know your not, but I really don't like how my son turned out. I want a new one! And since YOUR mom is (SPOILERS FOR IMPACT) -in a million pieces-"
Kurt burst into tears right there. Aww.
"I miss my mommy!" he sniffled. Then he laughed, and stopped crying, because Pietro had just farted, and that's something really funny. You know, because Pietro moves so fast you'd think the friction on his ass would grind down the farts, or something! Tee hee! But it didn't! giggle!
"yes, well, that's sort of a shock to us all, cus she was a bitch and all....." Magneto reasoned.
Kurt started to cry again, "But she was MY bitchy mom!" he whined.
Magneto patted Kurt's back absently. "Yes, yes, we know. We ALL know." He got this dazed, almost misplaced look on his face- under his helmet- and then shook it off.
"So, young lad, you want to be evil?"
Kurt stood up, and grabbed at his butt, trying to untangle his uniform from his butt crack. Damn that uniform! Always chaffing.... 'why didn't I just get a Speedo like Beast?' Kurt wondered, 'ah, because Beast is the professor's favorite- DUH!'
"Yes sir!" Kurt said happily, and then fell over. He'd lost his balance trying to de-wedgies himself.
"and I need training." Kurt mumbled, standing up.
"I'll say you do! Evil people NEVER get wedgies!" stated Magneto.
Kurt blinked happily, "is that so?! Wow! If there's no other to be evil than coolness, world domination, cool laughs, asteroids....."
Kurt went on listing all the benefits to evil bad guy ness, and hours passed,
"....then it's DEFINITELY the no wedgies perk!"
"indeed!" Magneto agreed, and got down to business! He would of let Kurt continue speaking in the great ways of bad guy ness, but he STILL had to save an hour of ass kissing for Pietro...so he didn't kill him...wow. Great parenting skills, eh?
"ANYWHO..." Magneto started with that crazy serious, my-Bucket-Headed-Ness- Makes-Me-Act-All-Bad-Ass attitude on. Yay! You know it makes you happy. VERY happy. ^^
"If you want to be evil......"
"oh most definitely sir!" Kurt chipped, happily.
"Really Evil....."
"nothing but!"
"Rub Cat backwards evil....."
"To the fullest!"
"Bite heads off puppies evil...."
"As many as I can fit in my mouth!"
"TELEMARKETER EVIL....."
Kurt fell to the floor. "PLEASE! Yes! That's what I want! Will you help me!?"
Magneto put himself in thought, and TRIED to rub his chin, but he couldn't because, well, you know buckets these days.....
"Sure, what the hell? But AS main bad dude around....."
Magneto was cut off by Pietro's scoffing.
"Scoff! Scoff-scoff scoffity-scoff!" Scoffed Pietro! "SCOFF!" he added for emphasis.
"Yeah, I KNOW!" Magneto grumbled. "geez! Apocalypse, Apocalypse! Is that all you ever think about!? You freaking obsessed, son......"
Pietro sniffled, and shrunk down into a corner.
"as I was saying," magneto flew around the room. "wee!! Wee! I was saying wee!!"
Kurt nodded. 'such majesty!' he thought. 'such pride!'
"weeee!!!!" Magneto flew into a wall. "ow....."
he scrambled to his feet, and put on his all-powerful attitude on again. "If you truly want to be evil, you will join the Acolytes, and forget these losers! HEHE!! I called you losers! Didn't you hear? Heehee!!!"
Lance stood up, angry "I'll rock your socks!!" he threatened.
Magneto blinked. "but I'm wearing SANDALS."
Lance blinked also- hey! The blinkage is catching on!- and sat down. "then I guess I'm powerless."
Kurt brought the attention back to him.
"Don't you want to know why I left the X-Men?" he asked.
"no." said Magneto.
".....you sure?"
"I'm sure."
"it's pretty cool...."
"no thanks."
"well, well, WHY NOT?!"
Magneto sighed. "I've lived to long to question! I can be suspicious LATER! Right then things are getting into plot! But now, we fly!"
And he flew...and left Kurt on the ground.
"I can't fly." Kurt stated.
Magneto landed again. "yeah, I know. But I was trying to make you fly with my power. Cus, the iron in your blood...."
"oh, Professor made us all a diet which gave is NO iron." Kurt fell down, unconscious.
He got up a minute later. "heh. That's just a side effect....near death....no biggie...."
"ok, whatever...." Magneto shrugged. "we can take the balls!"
"the balls?"
"the balls!"
"oh! The balls!"
"yes, the balls!"
huzzah. ^^
Magneto, with his AWESOME power, brought down two really cool orb things through the roof of the Brotherhood Boarding house.
Kurt stepped in one, and did Magneto, and they flew off.
"they put holes in our house...." Todd observed.
"yeah."
JUST THEN- and not a second later!- did the two orbs fly back in, and squish the brotherhood flat!
Magneto and Kurt laughed menacingly.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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In probably the next chapter, but who knows!? Heh. ^^ Do review, you've all be awesome bout that n e way, so, YAY! =D
Hope you liked that chappy! So, now, 'stead of bunking with the brotherhood, Kurt's gonna go be evil with the Acolytes! YAY! Pietro probably survived, so don't be alarmed if his flat n speedy ass pops up somewhere soon. ^^
Kayli, of QuackMoo
NOTE!!!: hihi! If you liked this, you might like something else I've written under the name, " Scrawler " titled, "NUH UH" and "UH HUH". Fun fics of dumb. They are! Review, you should! Read, you best! ^.~
Yeah, I didn't see the ep, *cries* but I did read the transcript for that ep. Made me cry! POOR KURT!! But it's not her, cus, it's just not. 0.o
-------to the chapter! I glad you ppls like it! YAY!---------
Woot! Chapter 2! Exclamation point!
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
NOTE: this part, and the rest, will be somewhat AU, because in MY world, Magneto stayed home like a wimp during IMPACT and he sucked on his toes and wasn't eaten my packman. ^^ r/r!
________________
GaSp!!!
"Welcome to the Evil side- SONNY BOY!!"
"you already said that....." Mumbled Fred.
Kurt, for the sake of soap, yelled, "WHAT THE HELL!?"
mmm. soap.
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I forgot to tell you! You're my son!" said, none other, than....MAGNETO!
Kurt blinked. "I am NOT."
Magneto sighed, heart fallen, "Yeah, I know your not, but I really don't like how my son turned out. I want a new one! And since YOUR mom is (SPOILERS FOR IMPACT) -in a million pieces-"
Kurt burst into tears right there. Aww.
"I miss my mommy!" he sniffled. Then he laughed, and stopped crying, because Pietro had just farted, and that's something really funny. You know, because Pietro moves so fast you'd think the friction on his ass would grind down the farts, or something! Tee hee! But it didn't! giggle!
"yes, well, that's sort of a shock to us all, cus she was a bitch and all....." Magneto reasoned.
Kurt started to cry again, "But she was MY bitchy mom!" he whined.
Magneto patted Kurt's back absently. "Yes, yes, we know. We ALL know." He got this dazed, almost misplaced look on his face- under his helmet- and then shook it off.
"So, young lad, you want to be evil?"
Kurt stood up, and grabbed at his butt, trying to untangle his uniform from his butt crack. Damn that uniform! Always chaffing.... 'why didn't I just get a Speedo like Beast?' Kurt wondered, 'ah, because Beast is the professor's favorite- DUH!'
"Yes sir!" Kurt said happily, and then fell over. He'd lost his balance trying to de-wedgies himself.
"and I need training." Kurt mumbled, standing up.
"I'll say you do! Evil people NEVER get wedgies!" stated Magneto.
Kurt blinked happily, "is that so?! Wow! If there's no other to be evil than coolness, world domination, cool laughs, asteroids....."
Kurt went on listing all the benefits to evil bad guy ness, and hours passed,
"....then it's DEFINITELY the no wedgies perk!"
"indeed!" Magneto agreed, and got down to business! He would of let Kurt continue speaking in the great ways of bad guy ness, but he STILL had to save an hour of ass kissing for Pietro...so he didn't kill him...wow. Great parenting skills, eh?
"ANYWHO..." Magneto started with that crazy serious, my-Bucket-Headed-Ness- Makes-Me-Act-All-Bad-Ass attitude on. Yay! You know it makes you happy. VERY happy. ^^
"If you want to be evil......"
"oh most definitely sir!" Kurt chipped, happily.
"Really Evil....."
"nothing but!"
"Rub Cat backwards evil....."
"To the fullest!"
"Bite heads off puppies evil...."
"As many as I can fit in my mouth!"
"TELEMARKETER EVIL....."
Kurt fell to the floor. "PLEASE! Yes! That's what I want! Will you help me!?"
Magneto put himself in thought, and TRIED to rub his chin, but he couldn't because, well, you know buckets these days.....
"Sure, what the hell? But AS main bad dude around....."
Magneto was cut off by Pietro's scoffing.
"Scoff! Scoff-scoff scoffity-scoff!" Scoffed Pietro! "SCOFF!" he added for emphasis.
"Yeah, I KNOW!" Magneto grumbled. "geez! Apocalypse, Apocalypse! Is that all you ever think about!? You freaking obsessed, son......"
Pietro sniffled, and shrunk down into a corner.
"as I was saying," magneto flew around the room. "wee!! Wee! I was saying wee!!"
Kurt nodded. 'such majesty!' he thought. 'such pride!'
"weeee!!!!" Magneto flew into a wall. "ow....."
he scrambled to his feet, and put on his all-powerful attitude on again. "If you truly want to be evil, you will join the Acolytes, and forget these losers! HEHE!! I called you losers! Didn't you hear? Heehee!!!"
Lance stood up, angry "I'll rock your socks!!" he threatened.
Magneto blinked. "but I'm wearing SANDALS."
Lance blinked also- hey! The blinkage is catching on!- and sat down. "then I guess I'm powerless."
Kurt brought the attention back to him.
"Don't you want to know why I left the X-Men?" he asked.
"no." said Magneto.
".....you sure?"
"I'm sure."
"it's pretty cool...."
"no thanks."
"well, well, WHY NOT?!"
Magneto sighed. "I've lived to long to question! I can be suspicious LATER! Right then things are getting into plot! But now, we fly!"
And he flew...and left Kurt on the ground.
"I can't fly." Kurt stated.
Magneto landed again. "yeah, I know. But I was trying to make you fly with my power. Cus, the iron in your blood...."
"oh, Professor made us all a diet which gave is NO iron." Kurt fell down, unconscious.
He got up a minute later. "heh. That's just a side effect....near death....no biggie...."
"ok, whatever...." Magneto shrugged. "we can take the balls!"
"the balls?"
"the balls!"
"oh! The balls!"
"yes, the balls!"
huzzah. ^^
Magneto, with his AWESOME power, brought down two really cool orb things through the roof of the Brotherhood Boarding house.
Kurt stepped in one, and did Magneto, and they flew off.
"they put holes in our house...." Todd observed.
"yeah."
JUST THEN- and not a second later!- did the two orbs fly back in, and squish the brotherhood flat!
Magneto and Kurt laughed menacingly.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
___________________
In probably the next chapter, but who knows!? Heh. ^^ Do review, you've all be awesome bout that n e way, so, YAY! =D
Hope you liked that chappy! So, now, 'stead of bunking with the brotherhood, Kurt's gonna go be evil with the Acolytes! YAY! Pietro probably survived, so don't be alarmed if his flat n speedy ass pops up somewhere soon. ^^
Kayli, of QuackMoo
NOTE!!!: hihi! If you liked this, you might like something else I've written under the name, " Scrawler " titled, "NUH UH" and "UH HUH". Fun fics of dumb. They are! Review, you should! Read, you best! ^.~