Weee! Yeah yeah, I haven't kept up with this, have I? Well, crap
happens...
Review shout outs: //////FILL OUT KAYLI- DON'T FOGET AGAIN!!////
Agent-wolfwood: hey! I know you! Spiffy! Yes, you do love my fics. *pulls a mastermind on you* you dooooooo... yeah. I like the edge of wrong. Tis a nice vacation spot. Here's the update!
Alliriyan: I am a mad loon! Thank you! Mystique being in pieces, ah, spoiler for Impact. I don't want to tell you if you think you shouldn't know.... but review this chappy and tell me and I'll tell you. Cus it's a pretty big deal....
Kiki Cabou: (tis an honor!) cool!!! At school, man, I remember doing that. ^^ thank you- tis such a great honor! Here's more! =D
Tearra: lol. I SAW IT ALL!!!! You can be funny, you are! Hurrah! Yes, it is sad.... *sniffle* but that's why the funnies are here. ^^
Duck: indeed. That's what I was going for! ^^
FlamingElf: thanks! Of course you can be evil cus I know you wanna go live with the Acolytes... *hint hint wink wink* hurrah!
Mrs. Trucks' Mom: thanks! You don't think I haven't checked out the Jean, Ororo, Rogue and Kurt account? I love it! I'm hoping for more of your caught on tape deals. ^^ wow! Your like the terminator only different! YAY!
----wow that's like the first time I've ever done that!------
Here's the chapter!!!! Read and review!! Exclamation points again!!!!! See how I abuse the key!!!!!!!!!! Damn I'm eeeeeeeeevil!!!!!!!! There I go again- WHOA!!!!!!
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Woot, chapter 3: GAH! MONKEY!
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
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Kurt looked around at the orb he was in.
"Cozy, yet spacious..."
Upon finding what seemed to be an intercom speaker, Kurt, for no reason what so ever, spoke into it.
"Luke....i am your father...."
"Tee hee! That's kinda what I said to you!"
yipes! Someone answered.
"Magneto?"
"Knock knock!"
Kurt blinked. Yay! Games! "whose there?"
In the other orb, Magneto blinked. ''whose there?'' he thought to himself, 'god, I must have my work cut out for me! This kids got ADD!'
Very slowly, Magneto said: "M-a-g-n-e-t-o. this is M..a....g....n...e....t.....o..... do you remember?"
"umm...yeah."
'hurumph. Denial.
Magneto only shrugged, and in a matter of moments, he started screaming into the intercom.
"GAHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
Kurt jumped. "vas? Die? I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"Yes! DIE! I'M TOO VALUBLE TO DIE! I'M THE LAST OF THE WHITE-HAIRED-HUGE- CHIN-AND-NECK-IANS! WAAAAAA!!! MOMMY SAVE ME!"
Kurt caught a breath in his throat. "Magneto, sir, why are we going to die?!"
Huh. Magneto hadn't thought of that. Usually people just went along with whatever he said.. cus he was, after all, THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM- WHOAAAA!!!!
'Man. My work is REALLY cut out! Lackeys should not ask questions!'
oh! Then it came to him. The answer, that it. Not the pineapple you were hoping for. Sorry loser.
"I CANT SEE OUT OF THIS BALL! I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!"
Kurt blinked, again.
"oh....well...damn...."
"yeah I know."
The two were in silence in their separate orbs.
"so...." Kurt twiddled his thumbs. "why has this never happened before?"
magneto answered simply: "oh, it has."
"..UH HUH..."
"oooh! I love that fic!" giggled magneto. Kurt was lost.
"well, if this has happened before, and you're still alive, what did you do? Last time, I mean, to live and all...."
Magneto shook his head. THINKING. A lackey- thinking?! What a woot....
"O0o0o0o0o0oh." Mageto then calmed. "Thaaaaaaa-aaaaat. You see--"
__________________HA! Now you'll never know!_______________
Kurt hopped out of the perfectly intact orb. Magneto came out of his.
"Man, I never would of thought of that." Kurt quipped, starring at the orb.
"Yeah," Magneto replied with a smart smirk. "I'm smart like that. Oranges."
"And the pencil sharpeners- man, that was genius!"
Magneto nodded. "Yeah, I'm good. Damn good."
Magneto lead Kurt into his evil lair like dome thing that was clear on the side of a mountain. Kurt saw a bunny, and wanted to be friends with it, but Magneto wouldn't have it.
"Cute furry creatures aren't friends because their not evil." He had said.
Kurt nodded. 'good thing I'm not furry... wait....damn.... well......... I'm not cute!'
Out of no where millions of fangirls came out and ambushed him. When they left in a cloud of dust (peculiar for in the snow....) Kurt had happily written notes of, 'OMG YOUR SO CUTE!!!!!' n whatnot on them. Sighing, he hurried up to Magneto.
'well then, I'll just overlook those two things...'
Magneto was talking to himself as Kurt caught up. No, actually, Mags sota thought Kurt was walking with him and listening (and taking notes too!) when really he wasn't. oh well. Magneto didn't sense a change, anyway.
"so anyway..." Magneto continued. "My Lackeys are very cool. Their all from different places, and have some kick ass accents! You'll fit in, because your foriegn too. I'll introduce you to them! Yay!"
"yay!"
"Your German right? I'm Jewish. Be mean to me and I'll push you down the stairs."
Kurt nodded. Reasonable agreement...
Magneto continued. "Oh, yeah. I remember now. The castle and mystique and mumble mumble mumble."
Kurt blinked happily, "Will you tell me about my past!?" he chirped.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh. No." Magneto smiled. "The one thing we evil people do is not tell each other stuff. Like how I think Gambit looks stupid with his mushroom hair cut. I tell him its fine and then I giggle behind his back."
Kurt nodded in thought. "Will you giggle behind MY back?"
"Yes. Most definitely. You look very freakish. There is much to giggle about."
"hurrah!"
and all was well.
They entered the dome.
"LACKEYS!!!!" Magneto called throughout the lair. No one came.
"Well I never said they were WELL TRIANED lackeys!" Magneto huffed. Kurt shrugged. Evil was still going to be fun!
"huuuuh. We'll have to go look for them, because the 'Assemble Rings' I got them haven't come in yet..."
"Assemble Rings?" Kurt asked, finding that title very stupid, and something he'd never in all his elf-ness would want to be associated with!
"yeah, like on the Power Rangers. They Assemble- and not just when their all together because they don't have any other life outside being color coded ninjas. When I give the word, my Lackeys will assemble by force of the ring."
A furry little man named Frodo walked by, went invisible, went un invisible, and then was run over by a snow plow.
"That's some crazy shit." Magneto observed.
Magneto stopped in front of a chrome door. A hand made sign tapped onto the door read; "UNLESS YOUR GOING TO BRING ME MY FAMILY, DAMNIT, OR A SNACK CAKE, ALSO DAMNIT, I WONT OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! EXCEPT FOR YOU MAGNETO, BECAUSE THIS DOOR IS METAL AND THAT SUCKS FOR ME. IF THIS DOOR WAS BROWN AND WOOD I BET A RAT NAMED SPLINTER COULD GET IN, OR A MUTANT NAMED PLYWOOD BUT I DON'T KNOW OF SUCH...."
The big writing had run out, and the message reached an end.
"he's all moody." Magneto said with a shrug, and opened the door.
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!"
a shrill scream came from inside.
Kurt covered his eyes because he's a good little lad like that, dick head! Whaaaaaaaat? You thought he'd pounce right in? well, I was toying with that.... yea yea, kidding. Let us continue....
"colossus!" Magneto sighed, "Will you shut up?!"
Colossus, a large metal man, at the time not metal, stopped screaming.
"I thought if I annoyed you enough you'd die and I could return home safe with my family and never have to be unhappy again." He said.
Magneto rolled his eyes. "Your wrong on that one, Betty!"
Colossus cringed. He hated being called Betty. Go and TRY to understand Magneto, I can guarantee you wont. He's just too advanced for us. Too cool, man.
"Colossus, dear lackey, we must gather the rest of the Acolytes up because we have a -drum roll- new member!!" Magneto moved aside and Kurt stood tall.
"I am going to be evil, it's that great!?" Kurt said.
Poitr (Colossus) shrugged. "like I care."
Magneto scoffed. "Colossus! That is no way to be nice to our new member! You should know better than that!"
Colossus mumbled an apology, and followed Magneto and Kurt out to gather the other Acolytes.
"soooooooo...." Kurt tried to make small talk with Colossus.
"da?"
"weee! That's like Ja only different!" Kurt smiled.
Colossus caught on, and smiled too.
BOOM!
Instant friends.
Isn't it funny how crap like that works?
Yeah, kinda. Sometimes it's just dumb. Dumb like my watch that lies.
"Here we are! Another living quarters!" Magneto said as he pushed open the door. Obviously this guy doesn't care much for privacy of others. Obviously.
Inside this room was, whoa, pictures of monkeys (ugly ones) everywhere!
I mean, EVERYWHERE! The walls and floor and ceiling!
"Mastermind?" Magneto questioned about the room.
"I'm here." A voice said.
"Whoa! Did that photorealistic picture of a super ugly monkey just talk?!" Kurt gasped.
Magneto squinted to where he'd heard the voice. He saw Mastermind.
"Naw, that's just Mastermind." He said.
"oh."
Said Mastermind stepped out of the room.
"Mastermind we have a new Acolyte! It's this person here."
"here." Kurt said.
"Indeed. Here."
Kurt waved. "Whats with all the monkey pictures....?" he asked.
Mastermind raised an eyebrow. "those? They remind me of my mother."
"huh."
Mastermind looks like a freakin monkey, and ugly one, in case you don't know.... but I seriously doubt you could miss something like that on TV. I bet you'd overlook him if he was in the zoo or something, but anywhere else you'd probably want to give it a banana. Or shoot it. You know, to put it out of its misery. He's a pretty screwed up monkey.
Mastermind blinked. "I know you." He said to Kurt.
Kurt squinted. "And I know you."
Poitr broke the silence. "So, you know each other."
So with that shitty piece of work, we end now and forever hold our peace!
_________________ (they know each other from 'the toad the witch and the wardrobe' but they never said HI to each other, so whatever)________
A/N: I bet your wondering why I didn't do the practical thing, and continue with gathering Pyro, Gambit and Pietro. Well, simple answer. I AM NOT A PRACTICAL PERSON!
Which Is why I'm sorry to report you guys gotta wait for the next chapter! Sorry, but I'm lazy like this. ^^ tehehehehehehe. Please review and tell me what you liked, didn't like, hated, loathed, thought was cool, thought I could do better, what you want to happen, whatever. Questions, suggestions, that whole lot. ^^
Kayli of QuackMoo
Review shout outs: //////FILL OUT KAYLI- DON'T FOGET AGAIN!!////
Agent-wolfwood: hey! I know you! Spiffy! Yes, you do love my fics. *pulls a mastermind on you* you dooooooo... yeah. I like the edge of wrong. Tis a nice vacation spot. Here's the update!
Alliriyan: I am a mad loon! Thank you! Mystique being in pieces, ah, spoiler for Impact. I don't want to tell you if you think you shouldn't know.... but review this chappy and tell me and I'll tell you. Cus it's a pretty big deal....
Kiki Cabou: (tis an honor!) cool!!! At school, man, I remember doing that. ^^ thank you- tis such a great honor! Here's more! =D
Tearra: lol. I SAW IT ALL!!!! You can be funny, you are! Hurrah! Yes, it is sad.... *sniffle* but that's why the funnies are here. ^^
Duck: indeed. That's what I was going for! ^^
FlamingElf: thanks! Of course you can be evil cus I know you wanna go live with the Acolytes... *hint hint wink wink* hurrah!
Mrs. Trucks' Mom: thanks! You don't think I haven't checked out the Jean, Ororo, Rogue and Kurt account? I love it! I'm hoping for more of your caught on tape deals. ^^ wow! Your like the terminator only different! YAY!
----wow that's like the first time I've ever done that!------
Here's the chapter!!!! Read and review!! Exclamation points again!!!!! See how I abuse the key!!!!!!!!!! Damn I'm eeeeeeeeevil!!!!!!!! There I go again- WHOA!!!!!!
_______
Woot, chapter 3: GAH! MONKEY!
By: Kayli of QuackMoo
_______
Kurt looked around at the orb he was in.
"Cozy, yet spacious..."
Upon finding what seemed to be an intercom speaker, Kurt, for no reason what so ever, spoke into it.
"Luke....i am your father...."
"Tee hee! That's kinda what I said to you!"
yipes! Someone answered.
"Magneto?"
"Knock knock!"
Kurt blinked. Yay! Games! "whose there?"
In the other orb, Magneto blinked. ''whose there?'' he thought to himself, 'god, I must have my work cut out for me! This kids got ADD!'
Very slowly, Magneto said: "M-a-g-n-e-t-o. this is M..a....g....n...e....t.....o..... do you remember?"
"umm...yeah."
'hurumph. Denial.
Magneto only shrugged, and in a matter of moments, he started screaming into the intercom.
"GAHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
Kurt jumped. "vas? Die? I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"Yes! DIE! I'M TOO VALUBLE TO DIE! I'M THE LAST OF THE WHITE-HAIRED-HUGE- CHIN-AND-NECK-IANS! WAAAAAA!!! MOMMY SAVE ME!"
Kurt caught a breath in his throat. "Magneto, sir, why are we going to die?!"
Huh. Magneto hadn't thought of that. Usually people just went along with whatever he said.. cus he was, after all, THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM- WHOAAAA!!!!
'Man. My work is REALLY cut out! Lackeys should not ask questions!'
oh! Then it came to him. The answer, that it. Not the pineapple you were hoping for. Sorry loser.
"I CANT SEE OUT OF THIS BALL! I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!"
Kurt blinked, again.
"oh....well...damn...."
"yeah I know."
The two were in silence in their separate orbs.
"so...." Kurt twiddled his thumbs. "why has this never happened before?"
magneto answered simply: "oh, it has."
"..UH HUH..."
"oooh! I love that fic!" giggled magneto. Kurt was lost.
"well, if this has happened before, and you're still alive, what did you do? Last time, I mean, to live and all...."
Magneto shook his head. THINKING. A lackey- thinking?! What a woot....
"O0o0o0o0o0oh." Mageto then calmed. "Thaaaaaaa-aaaaat. You see--"
__________________HA! Now you'll never know!_______________
Kurt hopped out of the perfectly intact orb. Magneto came out of his.
"Man, I never would of thought of that." Kurt quipped, starring at the orb.
"Yeah," Magneto replied with a smart smirk. "I'm smart like that. Oranges."
"And the pencil sharpeners- man, that was genius!"
Magneto nodded. "Yeah, I'm good. Damn good."
Magneto lead Kurt into his evil lair like dome thing that was clear on the side of a mountain. Kurt saw a bunny, and wanted to be friends with it, but Magneto wouldn't have it.
"Cute furry creatures aren't friends because their not evil." He had said.
Kurt nodded. 'good thing I'm not furry... wait....damn.... well......... I'm not cute!'
Out of no where millions of fangirls came out and ambushed him. When they left in a cloud of dust (peculiar for in the snow....) Kurt had happily written notes of, 'OMG YOUR SO CUTE!!!!!' n whatnot on them. Sighing, he hurried up to Magneto.
'well then, I'll just overlook those two things...'
Magneto was talking to himself as Kurt caught up. No, actually, Mags sota thought Kurt was walking with him and listening (and taking notes too!) when really he wasn't. oh well. Magneto didn't sense a change, anyway.
"so anyway..." Magneto continued. "My Lackeys are very cool. Their all from different places, and have some kick ass accents! You'll fit in, because your foriegn too. I'll introduce you to them! Yay!"
"yay!"
"Your German right? I'm Jewish. Be mean to me and I'll push you down the stairs."
Kurt nodded. Reasonable agreement...
Magneto continued. "Oh, yeah. I remember now. The castle and mystique and mumble mumble mumble."
Kurt blinked happily, "Will you tell me about my past!?" he chirped.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh. No." Magneto smiled. "The one thing we evil people do is not tell each other stuff. Like how I think Gambit looks stupid with his mushroom hair cut. I tell him its fine and then I giggle behind his back."
Kurt nodded in thought. "Will you giggle behind MY back?"
"Yes. Most definitely. You look very freakish. There is much to giggle about."
"hurrah!"
and all was well.
They entered the dome.
"LACKEYS!!!!" Magneto called throughout the lair. No one came.
"Well I never said they were WELL TRIANED lackeys!" Magneto huffed. Kurt shrugged. Evil was still going to be fun!
"huuuuh. We'll have to go look for them, because the 'Assemble Rings' I got them haven't come in yet..."
"Assemble Rings?" Kurt asked, finding that title very stupid, and something he'd never in all his elf-ness would want to be associated with!
"yeah, like on the Power Rangers. They Assemble- and not just when their all together because they don't have any other life outside being color coded ninjas. When I give the word, my Lackeys will assemble by force of the ring."
A furry little man named Frodo walked by, went invisible, went un invisible, and then was run over by a snow plow.
"That's some crazy shit." Magneto observed.
Magneto stopped in front of a chrome door. A hand made sign tapped onto the door read; "UNLESS YOUR GOING TO BRING ME MY FAMILY, DAMNIT, OR A SNACK CAKE, ALSO DAMNIT, I WONT OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! EXCEPT FOR YOU MAGNETO, BECAUSE THIS DOOR IS METAL AND THAT SUCKS FOR ME. IF THIS DOOR WAS BROWN AND WOOD I BET A RAT NAMED SPLINTER COULD GET IN, OR A MUTANT NAMED PLYWOOD BUT I DON'T KNOW OF SUCH...."
The big writing had run out, and the message reached an end.
"he's all moody." Magneto said with a shrug, and opened the door.
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!"
a shrill scream came from inside.
Kurt covered his eyes because he's a good little lad like that, dick head! Whaaaaaaaat? You thought he'd pounce right in? well, I was toying with that.... yea yea, kidding. Let us continue....
"colossus!" Magneto sighed, "Will you shut up?!"
Colossus, a large metal man, at the time not metal, stopped screaming.
"I thought if I annoyed you enough you'd die and I could return home safe with my family and never have to be unhappy again." He said.
Magneto rolled his eyes. "Your wrong on that one, Betty!"
Colossus cringed. He hated being called Betty. Go and TRY to understand Magneto, I can guarantee you wont. He's just too advanced for us. Too cool, man.
"Colossus, dear lackey, we must gather the rest of the Acolytes up because we have a -drum roll- new member!!" Magneto moved aside and Kurt stood tall.
"I am going to be evil, it's that great!?" Kurt said.
Poitr (Colossus) shrugged. "like I care."
Magneto scoffed. "Colossus! That is no way to be nice to our new member! You should know better than that!"
Colossus mumbled an apology, and followed Magneto and Kurt out to gather the other Acolytes.
"soooooooo...." Kurt tried to make small talk with Colossus.
"da?"
"weee! That's like Ja only different!" Kurt smiled.
Colossus caught on, and smiled too.
BOOM!
Instant friends.
Isn't it funny how crap like that works?
Yeah, kinda. Sometimes it's just dumb. Dumb like my watch that lies.
"Here we are! Another living quarters!" Magneto said as he pushed open the door. Obviously this guy doesn't care much for privacy of others. Obviously.
Inside this room was, whoa, pictures of monkeys (ugly ones) everywhere!
I mean, EVERYWHERE! The walls and floor and ceiling!
"Mastermind?" Magneto questioned about the room.
"I'm here." A voice said.
"Whoa! Did that photorealistic picture of a super ugly monkey just talk?!" Kurt gasped.
Magneto squinted to where he'd heard the voice. He saw Mastermind.
"Naw, that's just Mastermind." He said.
"oh."
Said Mastermind stepped out of the room.
"Mastermind we have a new Acolyte! It's this person here."
"here." Kurt said.
"Indeed. Here."
Kurt waved. "Whats with all the monkey pictures....?" he asked.
Mastermind raised an eyebrow. "those? They remind me of my mother."
"huh."
Mastermind looks like a freakin monkey, and ugly one, in case you don't know.... but I seriously doubt you could miss something like that on TV. I bet you'd overlook him if he was in the zoo or something, but anywhere else you'd probably want to give it a banana. Or shoot it. You know, to put it out of its misery. He's a pretty screwed up monkey.
Mastermind blinked. "I know you." He said to Kurt.
Kurt squinted. "And I know you."
Poitr broke the silence. "So, you know each other."
So with that shitty piece of work, we end now and forever hold our peace!
_________________ (they know each other from 'the toad the witch and the wardrobe' but they never said HI to each other, so whatever)________
A/N: I bet your wondering why I didn't do the practical thing, and continue with gathering Pyro, Gambit and Pietro. Well, simple answer. I AM NOT A PRACTICAL PERSON!
Which Is why I'm sorry to report you guys gotta wait for the next chapter! Sorry, but I'm lazy like this. ^^ tehehehehehehe. Please review and tell me what you liked, didn't like, hated, loathed, thought was cool, thought I could do better, what you want to happen, whatever. Questions, suggestions, that whole lot. ^^
Kayli of QuackMoo