Disclaimer: I own nothing (except for that psychic voice thing that I added
onto Aeris's fake mom.
(CLOUD and AERIS proceed to Sector 6, until CLOUD begins to whine)
CLOUD: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow..
AERIS: Now what is wrong now?
CLOUD: Not that! There's a blood-sucking worm on my feet!
AERIS: Look. A bunch of tires stacked up together does not become a blood- sucking worm.
CLOUD: How to you know?
AERIS: Coz the blood-sucking worm is ripping the living daylights of your hand.
(CLOUD looks at his hand, or what's left of it)
CLOUD: Um, do you think it's a good time to cast cure?
AERIS: No, now hurry up before the Turks call in the reinforcements.
CLOUD: How far is your place anyways?
AERIS: Actually, it's not really that far. Since you are the main character (whoever chose Cloud should be fired), I have to follow you. Basically, all you have been doing is running around screaming like some idiot.
CLOUD: Um, so where's your house?
AERIS: Straight and turn right. Sector 6, as you SOLDIERs and people call it.
CLOUD: How did you know.
AERIS: Eyes.
CLOUD: But that information is confidential.
AERIS: Dude, I'm a pickpocket. Figure out the rest.
CLOUD: (Sighs) Well, hurry up then. I have to get to Tifa's 7th Heaven in Sector 7.
AERIS: Is Tifa.a girl?
CLOUD: Yeah.
AERIS: Man, that sucks for her to be your girlfriend.
CLOUD: Wait! Tifa is not my girlfriend! Why you.
AERIS: Talk to the staff.
CLOUD: Um, why you.and I should get to your house now.
(CLOUD and AERIS goes to Sector 6)
AERIS: Might as well show you my neighborhood. Over to you left is some drunken person living in a sewer hole with some tattoo of "2" (which is a waste of time, for flowers are way better). The shop filled with machine guns and cool weapons that the owner won't sell but you can steal (like I did) is up ahead in that trailer. Down below is inhabited by some idiot with worthless materia that you should have (not like mine, of course). The item store is next door (I think, but I don't go there coz I already stole a gazillion items from past places so I don't need any more). Lastly, there is that house with some drunk kid (which reminds me to dial 1-800-ABUSE. What an idiot, thinking he could drink underage, then litter his cans of beer, and then POLLUTE MY FLOWERS!!!! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!)
CLOUD: Man, this drunken guy in the sewer hole really has some got channels! Alright, the soap operas! I can watch "The Wizard in Final Fantasy 7"! I really love that kid, Dorky and his Chihuahua, Mojo! They're really the best.owowowowowowowowowowow!
(AERIS repeatedly smacks and nails CLOUD over to her house's entrance)
ELMAYA: Hello! I've seen you've meet Aeris!
CLOUD: Where is that cure I need.?
AERIS: Hey mom! I got a bodyguard!
ELMAYA: I suppose those Mako jerks were after you again.
AERIS: Yep.
CLOUD: Can anyone hear me.?
ELMAYA: So.any plans?
AERIS: Yep, I guess we'll have to go to Sector 7 to meet up with Cloud's girlfriend.
ELMAYA: Is she Tifa?
AERIS: Um, yeah, why?
ELMAYA: Famous for good water that doesn't stink like the ones Shinra gives us.
AERIS: Cool.
CLOUD: Need.help.save.life.
ELMAYA: Don't forget to steal some for me!
AERIS: I will. Let's go Cloud.
CLOUD: Ah.dammit.
{AERIS carries CLOUD up the stairs (bumping into the steps one at a time, of course) and throws him into a spare room)
AERIS: Don't let me hear you and sleep well!
(Later.)
ELMAYA's Psychic Voice (EPV): Hello.
CLOUD: Huh?
EPV: I am your fairy informative godmother and I have to explain Aeris's past so we can all understand this conflict much better. If I don't, the entire fanfic would be a mess and the sky will fall.
CLOUD: Cool.
EPV: Man, Aeris was right about you. What happened to your brain?
CLOUD: Well, you see.
EPV: Forget it. Ok, this is how this story goes. My husband went to this war, and ever since it ended, I've been going back and forth awaiting his arrival. One day, I found a lady with a baby girl.
CLOUD: Whoa, a lady and a girl went to war too?
EPV: Shut up. So the lady's last words were to take care of her child. That I did and I took care of her ever since. One day, she told me that my husband died in the war. I asked how she knew, and she said the spirits of the earth told her. I didn't believe her.
CLOUD: Awesome! Aeris can hear dead people talk?
EPV: Shut up. Anyways, two months later I received a letter saying my husband had died.
CLOUD: Aha! It's her secret materia!
EPV: Cloud, shut the hell up. Anyways, one day, some Turk jerk barges into my room and asks for Aeris. Aeris grabbed her chair and smacked the guy to oblivion. Later, she showed me the plans of future strikes on Sector 6 she pilfered from that Turk.
CLOUD: Hey! I remember! Aeris stole money from me! I lost my life savings then!
EPV: (smacks CLOUD) If you don't shut up, I will find a way to trick Aeris into nailing you. So that's how Sector 6 survived the many attacks and disasters of the past. That was the first time I knew about Aeris's stealing ability.
CLOUD: Cool.
EPV: THAT'S IT! (*blink*)
CLOUD: ZZZ.huh? I'm completely healed! YAHOOO!!!!!
AERIS: THAT'S IT!
ELMAYA: No fighting in the bedroom!
AERIS: Alright mom!
(AERIS proceeds to grab CLOUD by the ear, walks outside, and chucks CLOUD to the playground at the entrance of Sector 7)
EPV: (to CLOUD) I told ya so.
CLOUD: I am the victim of circumstances.
(Back to her house)
ELMAYA: Well, you had a fine bodyguard. I just wish he wasn't so stupid.
AERIS: So will the world. Anyways, I got stuff to steal, so I'll catch you around. Bye mom! (AERIS leaves to catch up with CLOUD, who was lying half dead on the slide)
CLOUD: Man, I should have kept that Restore materia and not give it to Barret.
(CLOUD and AERIS proceed to Sector 6, until CLOUD begins to whine)
CLOUD: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow..
AERIS: Now what is wrong now?
CLOUD: Not that! There's a blood-sucking worm on my feet!
AERIS: Look. A bunch of tires stacked up together does not become a blood- sucking worm.
CLOUD: How to you know?
AERIS: Coz the blood-sucking worm is ripping the living daylights of your hand.
(CLOUD looks at his hand, or what's left of it)
CLOUD: Um, do you think it's a good time to cast cure?
AERIS: No, now hurry up before the Turks call in the reinforcements.
CLOUD: How far is your place anyways?
AERIS: Actually, it's not really that far. Since you are the main character (whoever chose Cloud should be fired), I have to follow you. Basically, all you have been doing is running around screaming like some idiot.
CLOUD: Um, so where's your house?
AERIS: Straight and turn right. Sector 6, as you SOLDIERs and people call it.
CLOUD: How did you know.
AERIS: Eyes.
CLOUD: But that information is confidential.
AERIS: Dude, I'm a pickpocket. Figure out the rest.
CLOUD: (Sighs) Well, hurry up then. I have to get to Tifa's 7th Heaven in Sector 7.
AERIS: Is Tifa.a girl?
CLOUD: Yeah.
AERIS: Man, that sucks for her to be your girlfriend.
CLOUD: Wait! Tifa is not my girlfriend! Why you.
AERIS: Talk to the staff.
CLOUD: Um, why you.and I should get to your house now.
(CLOUD and AERIS goes to Sector 6)
AERIS: Might as well show you my neighborhood. Over to you left is some drunken person living in a sewer hole with some tattoo of "2" (which is a waste of time, for flowers are way better). The shop filled with machine guns and cool weapons that the owner won't sell but you can steal (like I did) is up ahead in that trailer. Down below is inhabited by some idiot with worthless materia that you should have (not like mine, of course). The item store is next door (I think, but I don't go there coz I already stole a gazillion items from past places so I don't need any more). Lastly, there is that house with some drunk kid (which reminds me to dial 1-800-ABUSE. What an idiot, thinking he could drink underage, then litter his cans of beer, and then POLLUTE MY FLOWERS!!!! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!)
CLOUD: Man, this drunken guy in the sewer hole really has some got channels! Alright, the soap operas! I can watch "The Wizard in Final Fantasy 7"! I really love that kid, Dorky and his Chihuahua, Mojo! They're really the best.owowowowowowowowowowow!
(AERIS repeatedly smacks and nails CLOUD over to her house's entrance)
ELMAYA: Hello! I've seen you've meet Aeris!
CLOUD: Where is that cure I need.?
AERIS: Hey mom! I got a bodyguard!
ELMAYA: I suppose those Mako jerks were after you again.
AERIS: Yep.
CLOUD: Can anyone hear me.?
ELMAYA: So.any plans?
AERIS: Yep, I guess we'll have to go to Sector 7 to meet up with Cloud's girlfriend.
ELMAYA: Is she Tifa?
AERIS: Um, yeah, why?
ELMAYA: Famous for good water that doesn't stink like the ones Shinra gives us.
AERIS: Cool.
CLOUD: Need.help.save.life.
ELMAYA: Don't forget to steal some for me!
AERIS: I will. Let's go Cloud.
CLOUD: Ah.dammit.
{AERIS carries CLOUD up the stairs (bumping into the steps one at a time, of course) and throws him into a spare room)
AERIS: Don't let me hear you and sleep well!
(Later.)
ELMAYA's Psychic Voice (EPV): Hello.
CLOUD: Huh?
EPV: I am your fairy informative godmother and I have to explain Aeris's past so we can all understand this conflict much better. If I don't, the entire fanfic would be a mess and the sky will fall.
CLOUD: Cool.
EPV: Man, Aeris was right about you. What happened to your brain?
CLOUD: Well, you see.
EPV: Forget it. Ok, this is how this story goes. My husband went to this war, and ever since it ended, I've been going back and forth awaiting his arrival. One day, I found a lady with a baby girl.
CLOUD: Whoa, a lady and a girl went to war too?
EPV: Shut up. So the lady's last words were to take care of her child. That I did and I took care of her ever since. One day, she told me that my husband died in the war. I asked how she knew, and she said the spirits of the earth told her. I didn't believe her.
CLOUD: Awesome! Aeris can hear dead people talk?
EPV: Shut up. Anyways, two months later I received a letter saying my husband had died.
CLOUD: Aha! It's her secret materia!
EPV: Cloud, shut the hell up. Anyways, one day, some Turk jerk barges into my room and asks for Aeris. Aeris grabbed her chair and smacked the guy to oblivion. Later, she showed me the plans of future strikes on Sector 6 she pilfered from that Turk.
CLOUD: Hey! I remember! Aeris stole money from me! I lost my life savings then!
EPV: (smacks CLOUD) If you don't shut up, I will find a way to trick Aeris into nailing you. So that's how Sector 6 survived the many attacks and disasters of the past. That was the first time I knew about Aeris's stealing ability.
CLOUD: Cool.
EPV: THAT'S IT! (*blink*)
CLOUD: ZZZ.huh? I'm completely healed! YAHOOO!!!!!
AERIS: THAT'S IT!
ELMAYA: No fighting in the bedroom!
AERIS: Alright mom!
(AERIS proceeds to grab CLOUD by the ear, walks outside, and chucks CLOUD to the playground at the entrance of Sector 7)
EPV: (to CLOUD) I told ya so.
CLOUD: I am the victim of circumstances.
(Back to her house)
ELMAYA: Well, you had a fine bodyguard. I just wish he wasn't so stupid.
AERIS: So will the world. Anyways, I got stuff to steal, so I'll catch you around. Bye mom! (AERIS leaves to catch up with CLOUD, who was lying half dead on the slide)
CLOUD: Man, I should have kept that Restore materia and not give it to Barret.