Real: Thy owns none of thee.
Duo: Thank God for that.
Real: Shutith thine mouth or thy will pull forth the super glue and gluith your mouth shutith.
Duo: (Shuts up real quick)
Auditions: Take Two!
Movie: Star Wars
Casting:
Luke: Quatre
Leah: Duo
Han: Heero
Chewy: Zechs
Darth Vader: Relena
3CP0: Wufei
Obiwan: Trowa
Fade into the desert setting. Luke (Quatre) and Obiwan (Trowa) are talking in Obiwan's 'house'.
Quatre (Luke): You knew my father?
Trowa: (Obiwan): Knew him, I trained him. He was a great Jedi.
Quatre: Wow. Could you teach me to become a Jedi, just like my father?
Trowa: .
Quatre: Come on Ben, please?
Trowa: .
Fade in on the bar/club on the alien planet.
Heero (Han Solo): Tell Jaba I'll pay him pack soon.
Alien nods, but seems annoyed.
Zechs (Chewy): (walks up to the pair, shoots the alien) Roar.
Heero: Zechs, that is not how it is suppose to go.
Zechs: roar.the sooner this is done the sooner we can go home. Rowr.
Enter Trowa and Quatre.
Trowa: (Walks over to Heero and Zechs) We are in need of a ship.
Heero: How much are you willing to pay?
Quatre: Enough.
Heero: Alright, let's go.
Fade into the Death Star interior. Luke (Quatre) and Vader (Relena) are fighting.
Quatre: I won't loose! You killed my father!
Relena (Vader): Fool.I am your fa-..parental unit!
Quatre: NOOOO!!!!
Fade into the Eiwak swamp, Luke walks off leaving Leah (Duo) standing with Han (Heero) next to her/him.
Heero:...I understand you now.
Duo: What? You think.No. Luke is my brother.
Heero: Really?
Duo: Yeah.
Heero: Then..
Duo: Yeah.
The pair step closer to each other.
Duo: OK, I can't do this! It is too..creepy.
Heero: (Glares at Duo)
Duo: Uh.its not you..
Heero: (Crosses arms) It does sound weird.
Duo: Yeah and why am I always the girl!
Relena: (Stomps onto screen) Yes, I'm the most beautiful one here, why am I NOT the princess?!
Wufei: (Waddles out in his full gold costume) At least you are not crippled by layers of metal weights.
Quatre: Well, this one is better than the last.
Duo: I was still a girl, and so were you!
Quatre: .well, I didn't mind it so much.
Duo: You disgust me.
Relena: Too bad, cuz those buns are glued in place, so you're stuck as a girl for a long while.HA! (Walks ioff stage)
Duo: What no!!!!
Heero: (Pulls out grenade and throws it off stage. It explodes, a scream is heard) Come on Duo.
Duo: You wouldn't.why ask..you would.
Heero: (Grabs Duo and pulls him into a room, screaming and whimpering is heard.)
Trowa: (Tiptoes off, pulls out the ruby red head band, whispers) I wish I was home, I wish I was home, I wish I was..uh oh.
Duo: Thank God for that.
Real: Shutith thine mouth or thy will pull forth the super glue and gluith your mouth shutith.
Duo: (Shuts up real quick)
Auditions: Take Two!
Movie: Star Wars
Casting:
Luke: Quatre
Leah: Duo
Han: Heero
Chewy: Zechs
Darth Vader: Relena
3CP0: Wufei
Obiwan: Trowa
Fade into the desert setting. Luke (Quatre) and Obiwan (Trowa) are talking in Obiwan's 'house'.
Quatre (Luke): You knew my father?
Trowa: (Obiwan): Knew him, I trained him. He was a great Jedi.
Quatre: Wow. Could you teach me to become a Jedi, just like my father?
Trowa: .
Quatre: Come on Ben, please?
Trowa: .
Fade in on the bar/club on the alien planet.
Heero (Han Solo): Tell Jaba I'll pay him pack soon.
Alien nods, but seems annoyed.
Zechs (Chewy): (walks up to the pair, shoots the alien) Roar.
Heero: Zechs, that is not how it is suppose to go.
Zechs: roar.the sooner this is done the sooner we can go home. Rowr.
Enter Trowa and Quatre.
Trowa: (Walks over to Heero and Zechs) We are in need of a ship.
Heero: How much are you willing to pay?
Quatre: Enough.
Heero: Alright, let's go.
Fade into the Death Star interior. Luke (Quatre) and Vader (Relena) are fighting.
Quatre: I won't loose! You killed my father!
Relena (Vader): Fool.I am your fa-..parental unit!
Quatre: NOOOO!!!!
Fade into the Eiwak swamp, Luke walks off leaving Leah (Duo) standing with Han (Heero) next to her/him.
Heero:...I understand you now.
Duo: What? You think.No. Luke is my brother.
Heero: Really?
Duo: Yeah.
Heero: Then..
Duo: Yeah.
The pair step closer to each other.
Duo: OK, I can't do this! It is too..creepy.
Heero: (Glares at Duo)
Duo: Uh.its not you..
Heero: (Crosses arms) It does sound weird.
Duo: Yeah and why am I always the girl!
Relena: (Stomps onto screen) Yes, I'm the most beautiful one here, why am I NOT the princess?!
Wufei: (Waddles out in his full gold costume) At least you are not crippled by layers of metal weights.
Quatre: Well, this one is better than the last.
Duo: I was still a girl, and so were you!
Quatre: .well, I didn't mind it so much.
Duo: You disgust me.
Relena: Too bad, cuz those buns are glued in place, so you're stuck as a girl for a long while.HA! (Walks ioff stage)
Duo: What no!!!!
Heero: (Pulls out grenade and throws it off stage. It explodes, a scream is heard) Come on Duo.
Duo: You wouldn't.why ask..you would.
Heero: (Grabs Duo and pulls him into a room, screaming and whimpering is heard.)
Trowa: (Tiptoes off, pulls out the ruby red head band, whispers) I wish I was home, I wish I was home, I wish I was..uh oh.