Real: I do not own any thing in this story, besides the super glue.
Duo: So I have you to thank for that!
Real: At least it wasn't duct tape!
Auditions: Take Three!
Movie: Brave Heart
Casting:
W.Wallace: Duo
Irish Dude(Stephen): Heero
Longshank: Trieze
Prince: Zechs
Princess: Relena
Soldiers:
-Scotland: Heero,
-England: Dorothy, Noin
Fade in to the battlefield. Scots lined up ready to fight. William Wallace (Duo) comes in riding a horse speaking to the Scotland army (Including Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei).
Duo (Wallace): Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace?
Wufei (Scotland Soldier): You're not William Wallace, I heard he was 7ft tall!
Duo: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Quatre (Soldier): Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Duo: Ay! Fight and you will die, run and you will live.but years from now when you are old you'll regret it! (Jumps down off horse)
All stare, wide eyed at Duo. Duo blinks confusedly.
Duo: What?
Heero (Stephen): (Points down at Duo's kilt)
Duo: (Looks down, goes beet red) Uh..(Pulls down kilt) OK! This is the first time I am not a girl and I still have to wear a skirt!!!!
Trowa (Soldier): She could have glued it on.
Duo: (Glares at Trowa) Don't even say that.
~End Scene~
Fade into the battle scene, Duo is ducked behind a shield with Heero beside him. Heero looks over at him and smiles wickedly.
Heero: The Almighty says he can get me out of this fight, but your screwed.
Duo: That's reassuring.
Heero: (Smile widens, pulls out a genade)
Duo: Heero wait! Don't-
Heero: (Throws the grenade toward the 'enemy'.)
Explosion is heard and one lone voice.
Dorothy (English Soldier): Heero Yuy!
Heero: (Smile fades, creeps away.)
~End Scene~
Fade into the town square. Duo is lying down on the wooden platform.
Duo: (Grumbles) I can't believe I die.
Wufei: (Dressed as executioner) Shut up baka!
Relena (Princess): I can't believe I have to say this.
Trieze (Dying King Longshank): Just get it over with Miss Relena.
Relena: Fine.(clears throat) I want you to know something before you die old man. Your sons' blood line will end with him. I..I might as well say it. I'm pregnant with his child (points towards Duo who is still drinking coffee back stage)
Duo: (Almost chokes on his coffee) What?!
Quatre: Duo, I never even knew.
Trowa: How impressive..
Wufei: How dishonorable.he should have married the witch first.
Relena: I heard that!
Wufei: (Silently walks behind Heero.)
Heero: (Thinks: At least she's off my back.)
Duo: I didn't touch her!
Trieze: So Relena when are you due?
Relena: Huh? I ne-
Zechs: (Grabs Duo by the throat) You perv. How could you do this to my sister?! You're going to marry her now.
Duo: (Chokes) But I..
Relena: Milliardo, I'm not.
Quatre: Hey, let's audition for Peter Pan next!
Wufei: No, I don't wear spandex unlike some people.
Trowa: Maybe Lord of the Rings?
Duo: (Crawls over to them, many bruises can be seen) .I wanna be the male, straight elf.
Heero: As long as Relena plays Golem.
Relena: (Whimpers) Heero how can you say that?
Wufei: we can have Quatre play Eirwen.
Trowa: I could be Strider..
Heero: (Stalks away from the others, pulls out the ruby red head band)
Quatre: Heero don't!
Trowa, Wufei, Duo: NO!!!!
Heero: (Holds headband, pulls out his gun and shoots the head band several times. It shatters) Mission Complete.
Duo: Just great now wha-..Oh.
All: Yay! FINALLY!
The End.
Real: Tis the end of Auditions, I have more new ideas for stories. I will work on them soon enough. C ya!
Duo: No more SUPER GLUE!!!!
Duo: So I have you to thank for that!
Real: At least it wasn't duct tape!
Auditions: Take Three!
Movie: Brave Heart
Casting:
W.Wallace: Duo
Irish Dude(Stephen): Heero
Longshank: Trieze
Prince: Zechs
Princess: Relena
Soldiers:
-Scotland: Heero,
-England: Dorothy, Noin
Fade in to the battlefield. Scots lined up ready to fight. William Wallace (Duo) comes in riding a horse speaking to the Scotland army (Including Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei).
Duo (Wallace): Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace?
Wufei (Scotland Soldier): You're not William Wallace, I heard he was 7ft tall!
Duo: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Quatre (Soldier): Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Duo: Ay! Fight and you will die, run and you will live.but years from now when you are old you'll regret it! (Jumps down off horse)
All stare, wide eyed at Duo. Duo blinks confusedly.
Duo: What?
Heero (Stephen): (Points down at Duo's kilt)
Duo: (Looks down, goes beet red) Uh..(Pulls down kilt) OK! This is the first time I am not a girl and I still have to wear a skirt!!!!
Trowa (Soldier): She could have glued it on.
Duo: (Glares at Trowa) Don't even say that.
~End Scene~
Fade into the battle scene, Duo is ducked behind a shield with Heero beside him. Heero looks over at him and smiles wickedly.
Heero: The Almighty says he can get me out of this fight, but your screwed.
Duo: That's reassuring.
Heero: (Smile widens, pulls out a genade)
Duo: Heero wait! Don't-
Heero: (Throws the grenade toward the 'enemy'.)
Explosion is heard and one lone voice.
Dorothy (English Soldier): Heero Yuy!
Heero: (Smile fades, creeps away.)
~End Scene~
Fade into the town square. Duo is lying down on the wooden platform.
Duo: (Grumbles) I can't believe I die.
Wufei: (Dressed as executioner) Shut up baka!
Relena (Princess): I can't believe I have to say this.
Trieze (Dying King Longshank): Just get it over with Miss Relena.
Relena: Fine.(clears throat) I want you to know something before you die old man. Your sons' blood line will end with him. I..I might as well say it. I'm pregnant with his child (points towards Duo who is still drinking coffee back stage)
Duo: (Almost chokes on his coffee) What?!
Quatre: Duo, I never even knew.
Trowa: How impressive..
Wufei: How dishonorable.he should have married the witch first.
Relena: I heard that!
Wufei: (Silently walks behind Heero.)
Heero: (Thinks: At least she's off my back.)
Duo: I didn't touch her!
Trieze: So Relena when are you due?
Relena: Huh? I ne-
Zechs: (Grabs Duo by the throat) You perv. How could you do this to my sister?! You're going to marry her now.
Duo: (Chokes) But I..
Relena: Milliardo, I'm not.
Quatre: Hey, let's audition for Peter Pan next!
Wufei: No, I don't wear spandex unlike some people.
Trowa: Maybe Lord of the Rings?
Duo: (Crawls over to them, many bruises can be seen) .I wanna be the male, straight elf.
Heero: As long as Relena plays Golem.
Relena: (Whimpers) Heero how can you say that?
Wufei: we can have Quatre play Eirwen.
Trowa: I could be Strider..
Heero: (Stalks away from the others, pulls out the ruby red head band)
Quatre: Heero don't!
Trowa, Wufei, Duo: NO!!!!
Heero: (Holds headband, pulls out his gun and shoots the head band several times. It shatters) Mission Complete.
Duo: Just great now wha-..Oh.
All: Yay! FINALLY!
The End.
Real: Tis the end of Auditions, I have more new ideas for stories. I will work on them soon enough. C ya!
Duo: No more SUPER GLUE!!!!