RK Parody!
A/N: This occurs directly after Shishio bites Kenshin . Just something I
thought off to pass the time between episodes.
Shishio bites Kenshin, who falls to the ground in pain/shock.
Kenshin: You just fucking bit me!
Shishio (trying to look innocent): Did not!
Kenshin: Did too!
Shishio: Did not!
Kenshin: Did too!
Shishio: Did not!
Kenshin: This is pointless, you, so bit me!
Shishio: For the last time: I DID NOT BITE YOU!
Kenshin: You are such a liar.
Shishio: Am not!
Kenshin: Are too!
Shishio: Am not!
Kenshin: Are too!
Kenshin rips off shirt, numerous fan girls try to clobber Kenshin, but Sano
pushes them off, and Kenshin points to the bite mark.
Kenshin: And tell me this is not your bite mark!
Shishio: It isn't and I will say it!
Kenshin: Is too!
Shishio: Is not!
Kenshin: Is too!
Shishio: Is not!
Kenshin: Grrr.. Then where else did it come from!
Shishio: Don't ask me Himura!
Kenshin: What the hell! How can you lie like that you asshole!
Shishio: I'm not lying!
Kenshin: Yes, you are!
Shishio: No, I'm not!
Kenshin: Yes, you are!
Shishio: No I'm not!
Kenshin: Yes, you are! Anyways Shishio, why are we wasting time arguing you
bit me? You know it was you! And what about that Japan domination plan of
yours?
Shishio: Domination plan? What are you babbling about Himura!
Kenshin whacks his head on his sword sheath.
Kenshin: That is the only reason why I came! My God! Do you think I would
be in this hellhole otherwise!
Shishio looks very offended
Shishio: Hellhole! You will pay for that Himura!
Shishio bites Kenshin again.
Shishio: Ha Himura! I bit you again!
Kenshin dances around obnoxiously and points accusingly at Shishio.
Kenshin: You admit it then! You did bite me!
Shishio: Kenshin I told you! I did not bite you!
Kenshin's eyes turn amber.
Kenshin: That's it you bastard!
Kenshin kills Shishio.
THE END!