The Simpsons in living colour

Once upon a time there was a man named Homer. He had three kids, named Lisa, Bart, and Maggie. He was dumb. He liked to see how many marshmallows he could stuff in his mouth at once. He made it all the way up to 46.

He works at the nuclear power plant. He likes doughnuts, mmm doughnuts.

One day his boss(Mr.Burns) called homer into his office. He told him that he was really his father. Homer was shocked because he already had a father(Abe Simpson). So he thought that if he was his father, he would inherit all his money if he died. This gave Homer an idea, he would kill Mr.Burns, and then laugh.

He took an apple and a muffin and threw them at Mr.Burns knee. He doubled over in pain and tried to grab an envelope to steady himself, but instead he only made it worse. Then Homer picked up a pickle and ate it.

THE END!