By popular demand, I will now return to Rushton. We found Rushton splashing
in his waterhole and singing a pleasant multiplication-table song.
Elspeth walked by. "Shit, It's Rushton. Got to hide!" But unfortunately he saw her.
"ELSPETH!" Rushton ran to Elspeth.
"Quick! If I can't see Rushton he can't see me." Elspeth covered her eyes quickly...and disappeared.
"Hey, where did she go?" Rushton pondered....he pondered.....like a polar bear.hoo roo....anyway....Back to Elspeth.
Elspeth had vaporised. Back to Rushton. After doing a happy little polar bear dance he went back to playing with rubber duckie. (
Back to Elspeth. Have you seen the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where that guy gets put into a million pieces and shrunk and there's that strange "doo-a-doo-doo" music, well that's basically what happened to Elspeth.
"Help me!" she cried and then a giant toe came into view. It was rather dirty and smelly and Rushton's. not good. She was going to be squished by a giant toe.
And no, she did not escape the giant toe. She was squished by it.
"Elspeth, NOOOOOO!!!!" Rushton yelled..because Elspeth had just bitten him with her flat mouth.
"Yum, blood," Elspeth said, her voice muffled.
"Ewww, Rushton's dirty toe!!!" yelled Freya who had appeared out of the red.
"Yum," whispered Elspeth, "I shall become vampire queen! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"No! Where's Buffy?" Cried Freya..anyway.....
Freya had actually come to bid Elspeth a sorrowful departure as she was moving to Sador.
"No! Not SADor!!!" Elspeth cried criedly, WAHHHH..."
(Did you know that the people who first colonised Sador didn't know the word for happy?)
"Fuck it all," Elspeth said, "I hate you! I am actually a small carnivorous animal called a MONGOOSE."
Then the ABC man came and captured the mongoose for an ABC show on families in the Simpson Desert. Freya hid her happiness (very very happiness) and wailed to noone in particular.
She thought "Hey, why am I wailing? I'M SINGLE...(no, not again because she was married at birth)." (scene from Austin Powers 2, you know the one in the beginning, oh well, Freya dancing naked through the caves, ewww...)
"TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!" she sang.
Elspeth walked by. "Shit, It's Rushton. Got to hide!" But unfortunately he saw her.
"ELSPETH!" Rushton ran to Elspeth.
"Quick! If I can't see Rushton he can't see me." Elspeth covered her eyes quickly...and disappeared.
"Hey, where did she go?" Rushton pondered....he pondered.....like a polar bear.hoo roo....anyway....Back to Elspeth.
Elspeth had vaporised. Back to Rushton. After doing a happy little polar bear dance he went back to playing with rubber duckie. (
Back to Elspeth. Have you seen the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where that guy gets put into a million pieces and shrunk and there's that strange "doo-a-doo-doo" music, well that's basically what happened to Elspeth.
"Help me!" she cried and then a giant toe came into view. It was rather dirty and smelly and Rushton's. not good. She was going to be squished by a giant toe.
And no, she did not escape the giant toe. She was squished by it.
"Elspeth, NOOOOOO!!!!" Rushton yelled..because Elspeth had just bitten him with her flat mouth.
"Yum, blood," Elspeth said, her voice muffled.
"Ewww, Rushton's dirty toe!!!" yelled Freya who had appeared out of the red.
"Yum," whispered Elspeth, "I shall become vampire queen! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"No! Where's Buffy?" Cried Freya..anyway.....
Freya had actually come to bid Elspeth a sorrowful departure as she was moving to Sador.
"No! Not SADor!!!" Elspeth cried criedly, WAHHHH..."
(Did you know that the people who first colonised Sador didn't know the word for happy?)
"Fuck it all," Elspeth said, "I hate you! I am actually a small carnivorous animal called a MONGOOSE."
Then the ABC man came and captured the mongoose for an ABC show on families in the Simpson Desert. Freya hid her happiness (very very happiness) and wailed to noone in particular.
She thought "Hey, why am I wailing? I'M SINGLE...(no, not again because she was married at birth)." (scene from Austin Powers 2, you know the one in the beginning, oh well, Freya dancing naked through the caves, ewww...)
"TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!" she sang.