"Oom oom oom!!!" Rushton howled to the moon. Suddenly something fell on his
head. It was a nodding dog. Wow.
The nodding dog danced on Its tippitoes and nodded. "Nod-a-nod nod-a-nod".
Noddy! He had a bright red car. He sat on the dashboard and fell into the driver's seat singing 'Noddy!'.
"Ahhhh!" Rushton said, "I love Noddy, can I have your autograph?" and the nodding dog/ noddy nodded.
It wasn't actually Noddy but a radio that happened to be playing Noddy.
"Why don't you talk to me Noddy? I love you".
The nodding dog/Noddy/radio started to sing 'Teletubbies!'.
"Noooooo!!!! Why have you joined with the evil ones Noddy?!? I must smash you to pieces.
The pieces of radio turned into goo. "Yummy!" Rushton said, mouth full of pieces of goo.
"NO!NO! Rummy-poo, you'll get fat!" his guardian angel appeared, Maruman.
A shaft of light floated down and heavenly singing began singing.
"NONONONO" Maruman tried to hide his inner confusion and did not succeed. He exploded with a magic mushroom cloud. The fumes made Rushton high. Oh dear....
"Going Down!" Rushton groaned, "I am a loser, I have no talent, I whine a lot. Please put me out of my misery. Kill me! Or put me in a mental institution..
The realisation that he was a complete loser, madman and girl hit him-ow! Everyone else said "FINALLY!!!"
Elspeth heard and said "Did I get that on tape??? Wait who am I??? Where did I come from???"
Suddenly some strange pieces of goo on the ground turned into Mrs Bishop (our PD teacher). "Well," she said, "when a guy gets with a girl..." Elspeth listened for a while and then when Mrs Bishop tried to show the 'Where Did I Come From' tape she ran away.
She had run away because she didn't understand. "What are those cats doing???" she wondered. She and Rushton had never experienced this closeness. The closest and most intimate they had got was Rushton touching her hand while passing her a rock. Wow. That is sooooo third base..
"November is the season of mud and lollipops. Or muddy lollipops. The leprechauns like to fly on wonky seesaws." Rushton babbled, high from the magic mushroom fumes.
He snapped out of it- ow! His back had become a triangle- /_\ Oh no! he turned into a girl!! But he already was one...how strange.. He fingered his new dress and felt like dancing. He went back to Elspeth.
"Deary, can you tell me how to dress like a girl and use makeup?
"No. I am a man."
They noticed each other properly for the first time.
"Wow. Your hot!" Elspeth cried (literally).
Well in my dreams anyway..
What really happened was...
Rushton was still high. His back had turned into a different kind of triangle- | He was a guy with a chest! No wait, we are still in Chloe's dream. Back to reality.
"Ow that really hurt my feelings..oops I mean my feelers...." Chloe moaned.
The nodding dog danced on Its tippitoes and nodded. "Nod-a-nod nod-a-nod".
Noddy! He had a bright red car. He sat on the dashboard and fell into the driver's seat singing 'Noddy!'.
"Ahhhh!" Rushton said, "I love Noddy, can I have your autograph?" and the nodding dog/ noddy nodded.
It wasn't actually Noddy but a radio that happened to be playing Noddy.
"Why don't you talk to me Noddy? I love you".
The nodding dog/Noddy/radio started to sing 'Teletubbies!'.
"Noooooo!!!! Why have you joined with the evil ones Noddy?!? I must smash you to pieces.
The pieces of radio turned into goo. "Yummy!" Rushton said, mouth full of pieces of goo.
"NO!NO! Rummy-poo, you'll get fat!" his guardian angel appeared, Maruman.
A shaft of light floated down and heavenly singing began singing.
"NONONONO" Maruman tried to hide his inner confusion and did not succeed. He exploded with a magic mushroom cloud. The fumes made Rushton high. Oh dear....
"Going Down!" Rushton groaned, "I am a loser, I have no talent, I whine a lot. Please put me out of my misery. Kill me! Or put me in a mental institution..
The realisation that he was a complete loser, madman and girl hit him-ow! Everyone else said "FINALLY!!!"
Elspeth heard and said "Did I get that on tape??? Wait who am I??? Where did I come from???"
Suddenly some strange pieces of goo on the ground turned into Mrs Bishop (our PD teacher). "Well," she said, "when a guy gets with a girl..." Elspeth listened for a while and then when Mrs Bishop tried to show the 'Where Did I Come From' tape she ran away.
She had run away because she didn't understand. "What are those cats doing???" she wondered. She and Rushton had never experienced this closeness. The closest and most intimate they had got was Rushton touching her hand while passing her a rock. Wow. That is sooooo third base..
"November is the season of mud and lollipops. Or muddy lollipops. The leprechauns like to fly on wonky seesaws." Rushton babbled, high from the magic mushroom fumes.
He snapped out of it- ow! His back had become a triangle- /_\ Oh no! he turned into a girl!! But he already was one...how strange.. He fingered his new dress and felt like dancing. He went back to Elspeth.
"Deary, can you tell me how to dress like a girl and use makeup?
"No. I am a man."
They noticed each other properly for the first time.
"Wow. Your hot!" Elspeth cried (literally).
Well in my dreams anyway..
What really happened was...
Rushton was still high. His back had turned into a different kind of triangle- | He was a guy with a chest! No wait, we are still in Chloe's dream. Back to reality.
"Ow that really hurt my feelings..oops I mean my feelers...." Chloe moaned.