Rushton was hiding in the rushes. In his mind he was little red riding hood
hiding from the wolf (Maruman) and trying to find his grandmother/father
(Elspeth). The wind in the rushes was making a noise- "Russshton.
Russshton." THE RUSHES ARE TALKING TO ME!!! I must try to communicate
Rushton thought.
"Moooo. Mooooo." He whispered to them. The cow at Obernewtyn answered:
"moo moo moo moo moo moo moo MOO" and exploded. Bits of cow showered over Rushton.
"I am being blessed!" he cried. "This is the best shower I've had in a while.." And he stripped off his clothes and scrubbed himself with some rushes...
Elspeth came and turned into an evil teacher and sang a little song about school rules. I will not write the whole song because you might become...uninterested..but here is an example:
Students are expected to arrive at school and each lesson punctually, prepared to work in cooperation with others.
Students are expected to be courteous and considerate to each other, teachers and School Administrative Support staff at all times.
All students are responsible for keeping the school clean and free of litter.
You get the point....
"Oh that's wonderful," Rushton yelled sarcastically. He then fell down a hole.
"Big hole!" he said. "Bigger than Canberra!!" he was impressed.
Rushton was a small box. "Hooroo!" he cried and rolled away.
"Ahhhh!" yelled evil teacher/Elspeth who was inside the box.
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX??" yelled the box.
Rushton the box sat alone on a rock.
"Oh Elspeth, my love!" he cried as he desperately grabbed at his box-throat to rescue evil teacher/Elspeth.
Evil teacher/Elspeth burst out of his box-throat.
"I think I deserve a sustained effort/improvement award," said evil teacher/Elspeth.
"What about me?" said Rushton the box, grabbing at evil teacher/Elspeth's matted hair.
"No, you're not smart enough." "But you don't need to be smart to get one of those awards!" Rushton complained.
Ariel said "YOU SUCK!" (don't ask).
Groan, moan, punch, hit. Groan, moan, punch, hit.
"Aaaargh, strawberries!" cried evil teacher/Elspeth. "This is a formal assembly! Rushton, remove yourself!!"
"ok..." Rushton floated off.
Elspeth/evil teacher was having a bad hair day. She was wearing matted, curly bunches.
"Aargh! Barnacles!" she yelled. She switched back suddenly.
"NOW GIRLS!!! I am morbid! Today three people were run over by a bus. You should ALWAYS move for the bus! It does not want to wait for you as you skip across the road!" she shuddered. "A bus driver wrote a letter to me telling me that there were girls who were ruining their school reputation. He would like me to remind you that you must take into account the REST of the public who would LIKE to walk across the road with NOONE to stop them. AARGH! I AM ANGRY!!"
And guess what? She exploded.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead!"
Hey noone dies here, they just explode.
"Ding Dong the witch blew up!"
Fuck it all, where's the next chapter?
"Moooo. Mooooo." He whispered to them. The cow at Obernewtyn answered:
"moo moo moo moo moo moo moo MOO" and exploded. Bits of cow showered over Rushton.
"I am being blessed!" he cried. "This is the best shower I've had in a while.." And he stripped off his clothes and scrubbed himself with some rushes...
Elspeth came and turned into an evil teacher and sang a little song about school rules. I will not write the whole song because you might become...uninterested..but here is an example:
Students are expected to arrive at school and each lesson punctually, prepared to work in cooperation with others.
Students are expected to be courteous and considerate to each other, teachers and School Administrative Support staff at all times.
All students are responsible for keeping the school clean and free of litter.
You get the point....
"Oh that's wonderful," Rushton yelled sarcastically. He then fell down a hole.
"Big hole!" he said. "Bigger than Canberra!!" he was impressed.
Rushton was a small box. "Hooroo!" he cried and rolled away.
"Ahhhh!" yelled evil teacher/Elspeth who was inside the box.
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX??" yelled the box.
Rushton the box sat alone on a rock.
"Oh Elspeth, my love!" he cried as he desperately grabbed at his box-throat to rescue evil teacher/Elspeth.
Evil teacher/Elspeth burst out of his box-throat.
"I think I deserve a sustained effort/improvement award," said evil teacher/Elspeth.
"What about me?" said Rushton the box, grabbing at evil teacher/Elspeth's matted hair.
"No, you're not smart enough." "But you don't need to be smart to get one of those awards!" Rushton complained.
Ariel said "YOU SUCK!" (don't ask).
Groan, moan, punch, hit. Groan, moan, punch, hit.
"Aaaargh, strawberries!" cried evil teacher/Elspeth. "This is a formal assembly! Rushton, remove yourself!!"
"ok..." Rushton floated off.
Elspeth/evil teacher was having a bad hair day. She was wearing matted, curly bunches.
"Aargh! Barnacles!" she yelled. She switched back suddenly.
"NOW GIRLS!!! I am morbid! Today three people were run over by a bus. You should ALWAYS move for the bus! It does not want to wait for you as you skip across the road!" she shuddered. "A bus driver wrote a letter to me telling me that there were girls who were ruining their school reputation. He would like me to remind you that you must take into account the REST of the public who would LIKE to walk across the road with NOONE to stop them. AARGH! I AM ANGRY!!"
And guess what? She exploded.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead!"
Hey noone dies here, they just explode.
"Ding Dong the witch blew up!"
Fuck it all, where's the next chapter?