AN: Heh heh, we've changed the format a bit, it's more dialogue type thingy now, just because it's easier for us.

(Shawshank: And a lot less confusing!)

Go way! Anyway, I like responding to reviewers, so here we go!

Beck2- You really do yell that? I always yell at her to buzz off! Shawshank recommends you go see a doctor…

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Kaori Lothelen- We're glad it makes you laugh! That's why it's written, and we hope you enjoy this chapter!

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Just a quick reminder, *action*, ^me being annoying^, ~Shawshank being annoying~, and…yup, that's it I believe.

Anyway, today, I have a revealation. Hair does not burn like steel wool, but it does smell similar to burnt steel wool. Yup. I'm done. Enjoy!

~Chaotic Boredom

NAVI: Hey, kid! Yeah, you! Don't you roll your eyes up in your head at me!

*Link falls out of bed* LINK: What the hell? Ahh! Glowing floating ball of light! Get away! Get away!

^rewind to before Link fell outta bed^

~Nice, Chaotic. Nice.~

*inside Links head* LINK: What the Hell? Who are you? *Link looks at the running white horse, and is trampled as it rides off into the night. He begins to get up, and is knocked back down, this time by a black horse*

BLACK MYSTERIOUS HORSEMAN DUDE: Hah! You're a loser! I"m going to kill you, as soon as I get rid of this terrible wedgie...

*Link looks at huge horse and man, and promptly wets himself*

BMHD: Start running, kid! I just...have to...get rid of this stupid WEDGIE! *Shifts in saddle uncomfortably, then sniffs the air.* Ugh, what's that horrible smell? I know it's not me...

*Link tries to get away, whimpering quietly*

BHMD: aha! Yes, try to run, loser! I'll get you, after I get this wedgie...ARGH! *He has accidentally kicked his horse while trying to relieve some intense arse pain, and it runs crazily to the south. He calls back over his shoulder.* I'll get you someday, Gadget - uh, I mean, loser!

^and Link wakes...Now!^

~Tada! Ah, the magic of fanfiction.~

*Link falls out of bed* LINK: What the hell? Ahh! Glowing floating ball of light! Get away! Get away!

NAVI: Oh, get a grip, loser. The Dude Tree decided to implement the buddy system, and I got assigned with you. *Pouts.*

LINK: What? You mean...you're my fairy? Yes! Now I can prove to Mido and the others that I am a real boy! er...I mean...a real Kokiri!" *Link gets up and dances happily*

NAVI: Yeah, sure, Pinnochio. Follow me so you don't get lost. *Zooms out the door.*

LINK: Hey! Wait! Come back! *Link runs out of house, tripping over ladder, falling in front of Saria*

SARIA: Hey, los – uh, I mean, Link!

LINK: Um, okay, hello! Uh, you know, I meant to do that!

SARIA: Uh huh.

LINK: I got a fairy! See! Uh…Where'd she go?

NAVI: *Her voice is slightly muffled* I'm under here, you id.

LINK: Well, get outta there…oh wait, IT'S IN MY HAIR! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

NAVI: AH! IT'S IN YOUR HAIR! GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT! Wait a second…

*Link pulls his hat off, and flings Navi against the tree, his hair is now all over the place*

SARIA: AH, AH, YOUR HAIR!

LINK: What about my hair?

SARIA: *Is caught in Link's amazingly tangled and huge hair, and cannot speak.*

LINK: AH! YOU'RE IN MY HAIR! GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUT!

NAVI: *Gets up from the ground, extremely PO'd* Link, you're going to DIE! Oh, I told the Dude Tree, I told him, I'm going to kill that kid, but nooooooooo, he wouldn't listen! He was too busy talking about surfing! So you can't say I didn't warn anybody!

LINK: *he's still busy trying to untangle his 'friend' from his hair*

SARIA: Mmph! Gurgle! Blub blub!

NAVI: Why me? *runs through Link's hair, slicing off the majority of it, which then grows, and runs off into the Lost Woods*

SARIA: *Spitting out random hairballs* What I was TRYING to say was that, Wow, Link! Now you can prove to Mido you really are a Kokiri, even though we all know you're not!

LINK: What? Oh, wait, that's right! Where's Mido?

NAVI: *To Saria* What makes you think Mido'll believe Link?

SARIA: Well, he's the only one here more stupid than Link, so what can you expect?

LINK: *is busy running after butterflies*

SARIA: Well, Link…Link…um, hello? LINK!!!!!!!!!

LINK: Are you talking to me?

SARIA: *Is now red in the face* Yes, I flippin' am! The Dude Tree wants to talk to you, so get your sorry butt down there right now, before I SNAP LIKE A DUDE STICK!

LINK: You're a stick?

SARIA: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! NAVI, GET HIM DOWN THERE BEFORE I EXPLODE!

LINK: *Navi is tugging on Link's sleeve* Hold on! I wanna see this! Explosions are cool! *Navi pulls Link away*

NAVI: Link, get moving, or I'll never give you your hat back! *Dangles hat in air in front of Link's pointy nose*

LINK: Awwww…Having a fairy isn't as much fun as I thought it would be…

NAVI: Did you just insult me? Well, I'm confiscating this hat for a few days – I can sleep in it!

LINK: *Walks away, dragging his feet, and sorry rear over to the entrance of the Dude Meadow, ignoring all the 'helpful' hints the other Kokiri are shouting at him*

NAVI: Hey! Look! Listen! Yo! Watch out! I think that Kokiri is suicidal!

RANDOM KOKIRI: *Is running around with a live bomb…wait, where would he get one? Is running around with a pair of scissors*

LINK: *Walks up to Mido*

MIDO: Whaddya you want? *cough LOSER cough*

LINK: The Dude Tree wants to talk to me, and lookie! I got a fairy! See! Wait…Where'd she go again?

NAVI: I'm right here, doofus! *Her voice is seemingly coming from nowhere*

LINK: Hey! She's invisible!

NAVI: Oh, Goddesses, how I wish I was. *Flies out from what's left of Link's messy hair and shouts in his face* LET'S GO, SLOW JOE!

LINK: My name's not Joe…*pouts*

MIDO: You can't come in here, unless you beat me up! And we all know you can't do that!

NAVI: Let us through, and go suck some eggs, you hoser!

~Mrs. Rauch is the best teacher in the world!~

^Easiest test question I've ever had 8D^

NAVI: *Looks up at random cloud* Shut up,  you two! *Turns back to Mido* Let us through, or I'LL beat you up! And EVERYBODY knows I can do that!

MIDO'S FAIRY: Loser's gotta beat Mido, and you gotta beat me!

~Chocolate is good…~

^Hey! There's peanuts or something in these! Back to the story…That's bad, coming from me…^

~Fine, spoilsport.~

NAVI: I can take both of you, AND those two idiots up there! *Points at cloud, but nobody can see past her glowiness, so they don't know what she's talking about.*

LINK: *Actually THINKING for once* Hmmm…maybe if I get something really sharp and pointy…like a DUDE STICK! No, it needs to be shiny too…

*Navi, Mido, and Mido's fairy are all staring at Link*

NAVI: Who the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks are you talking to?

LINK: *continues on, completely oblivious, hold on, he doesn't even know that word EXISTS, hmmm…oh well* What is sharp, pointy, and shiny? I'm sure…uh…

MIDO: *Has given up trying to understand Link, so he joins in.* You know, I'm really not sure…but there has to be something out there that's sharp and pointy and shiny!

MIDO'S FAIRY: *very dryly* You mean like a SWORD?

            MIDO: Hey, it's my job to do the thinking around here!

MIDO'S FAIRY: Too bad the only thing you can think about is Saria…

MIDO: Hey, I resemble that! The only thing YOU can think about is Saria's fairy!

LINK: *has left, running up to the Know-it-All brothers house*

NAVI: Um…we'll just leave you two to duke it out.

LINK: *Through some amazing miracle, has managed to find his way into the Maze* Hmmm…they said that the sword was in here somewhere…

NAVI: *Is panting…do fairies pant? Well, they do now!* Wait…Link…stop…rock…

LINK: *turns to look at Navi* What? *is immediately whacked in back and squished by rolling boulder*

NAVI: *shrugs* Oh well. I guess I should talk to the Dude Tree about organizing a funeral…*starts floating away*

LINK: *pops right back up* I'm okay! I meant to do that!

NAVI: *Under breath* Dammit. *Clears throat.* Uh, I mean, glad to have you back! Yes we are…sure…

LINK: I'm glad…So, about that sword…*turns, and is whacked by boulder, again*

BOULDER: Hey, get out of the way, loser!

LINK: AH! FREAKY TALKING ROCK! *pops up again, running furiously, right into maze wall*

BOULDER: Jeeze, kid! How stupid can you be? You actually think I'm a talking ROCK?

LINK: *groans from position on ground* Oh! Look! A rupee!

NAVI: No, wait, it's a trap! It's a trick! The rupee will eat you…if only…

LINK: *reaches out and picks up shiny blue rupee* Hey! Look! It's not green!

BOULDER: Hey, isn't that the pointy, shiny, sharp thing you were looking for?

LINK: Maybe, but, no, wait, I was looking for a sharp and pointy and shiny thing, not a pointy, shiny, sharp thing.

BOULDER: Well, maybe I can help you! After all, I'm a friendly boulder who just happens to run over everybody who goes in there. I'll be your buddy once you get out of my way…you might want to start getting out of my way now…

LINK: *stands up, only to be run over, AGAIN!* Ouchie…*Begins to crawl out of the way, towards BIG WOODEN BOX*

NAVI: Hey, it's a big wooden box! Go open it, loser, maybe there's more rupees inside!

LINK: Whoa! I'm gonna be rich! Rich man Link! Yes! *bounds over to chest*

NAVI: *Mutters to boulder* He forgot 'loser.'

LINK: *opens up the chest* Oooh! Bright light! *leans over side, trying to retrieve contents, and falls in* Uhhh…Navi? Help?

NAVI: *To boulder* Waddaya think? Should I help him?

LINK: Please? *starts with puppy-dog eyes, which fail completely, as no one can see him*

BOULDER: *Completely oblivious to puppy-dog eyes, as it can't see!* Well, you know, he may be a little on the SLOW side, but I'm sure he's friendly enough, once you get to know him…

*Navi flies over, and somehow pulls Link out of chest, hanging onto his ear*

LINK: OUCH!

~*Winces, covering ears* Man, he screams louder than me!~

^That's debatable^

LINK: Ooops, forgot the sword! *runs back to chest, pulling sword out, and then runs back toward boulder, only to be squashed one last time*

BOULDER: You know, you should maybe watch where you're going?

LINK: *groans and pulls himself away from boulder, and back out into Kokiri Forest* I'm NEVER going back in there!

BOULDER: *Calls after them* Feel free to visit again soon!

NAVI: Don't worry, we will! *Snickers*

LINK: *groans again* Well, we got a sword, and the brothers said I need a piece of wood too. *picks up random twig* think this will work?

NAVI: *whacks Link over the head* No, no, loser! You need something to smack Mido over the head with! Let's raid the twins' woodpile!

LINK: *runs to woodpile, and picks up flat piece of wood, with some weird red paint on it* Will this work?

NAVI: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

LINK: *runs back to Mido* I'm ready to fight now!

MIDO: Sure ya are, wimp.

MIDO'S FAIRY: *To Navi* Let's go, you *euphemism for angry female*

*large fight, with many colourful metaphors ensues*

^Think we should stop this?^

~Nah, let them battle it out. It's good for them.~

^And entertaining besides. *Leans back with big bucket of popcorn*^

~*Promptly knocks the popcorn over* Whoops…a heh heh…~

^Not again…^

*Fight ends, Link, Mido, and the fairies are scratched, bruised, and popcorned*

LINK: I win! Woo!

MIDO: Crap! That means you get to eat all the popcorn!

LINK: Where did this popcorn come from anyway? Hey! It's not buttered!

~*Calls down* Sorry, guys…~

^*Looks evilly at Shawshank*^

~*Stares nervously back* Uh, maybe we should end the chapter before fingernails get involved…~

^Or claws…*brandishes very sharp nails*^

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A/N: Well, that's it…and just to let all those who care know, Chaotic didn't hurt me! Much…of course, nobody bothers to read these things anyway, so nobody cares!

Boy, do I feel loved…

-Shawshank