Finally!!!! It is time for yet another fairytale to be horribly disfigured
by the presence of IZ characters! This time, it's Cinderella, which was
written by someone who is probably very dead. That is, unless they managed
to survive at least the 500 or so year period since the story was first
written. AAAAHHHH!!!!! It was written by that Gollem thing from LOTR!!!!!(
just kidding!) Grr. This is the second time I've had to type this because
my computer froze the first time. I don't own any IZ characters and this
story takes place right after Zim obliterates half of Irk. This contains
ZADR and Tallest slash, so don't read if you don't like that stuff.
Zimderella
After the first fairytale, Zim had finally gotten Gir to go to sleep with the aid of a sledgehammer. But the fractured fairytale theme had carried over into his dreams. This is the result.
The story begins on the Massive as Zim is visible scrubbing the floors as Red and Purple dish out chores for him to do.
Red: Honestly Zim! Why did you have do screw up the ONE mission we gave you?! Purple: Yeah! You should be glad that we came to your rescue! Oh, the embarrassment at admitting that you're Red's stepson!
Red: So if you ever want to be an Invader again, you have to accomplish this list of chores before you die! *gives Zim a list longer than the Amazon River (a few thousand miles) *
Purple: What's the use of doing it if he's going to die before he gets it done? Red: Then by the Galactic Equinox!
Purple: And if anyone comes to the door while we're gone doing, umm. stuff. answer it!
Zim: * voice muffled by paper * Yes, my Tallest.
After Zim had finished scrubbing all of the floors with a toothbrush, the doorbell rang. As he answered it, he saw an Irken, badly disguised as another species.
Messenger: I have come from planet Kiria with a super secret message for the Tallest. Now could you take this before that mass of paper comes out and crushes me? Zim: Uh, yeah.* takes the letter and runs to the Tallests' room as the Messenger leaves in his spaceship *
Red: EEEKKK!!! I mean, what do you want?!
Zim: Some messenger from planet Kiria sent you a super secret letter?
Red: * grabs the letter through a small crack in the door* GIMMIE THAT!!
Purple: (from farther away) Red? What are you doing?
Red: Our spy on planet Kiria sent us a letter! (Zim falls asleep from exhaustion outside the door) It says "The Kirian King has decreed that there will be a ball on January second to find a husband for the Princess. All the eligible males in the Kirian Empire are to attend."
Purple: I just thought of something!! We could send someone to the ball! Since our army is spread out too far right now with Impending Doom, we could get an Irken in the Kirian royal family now! Then we could just take that over once that wise guy, the King is out of the picture!
Red: But who would we send? All of our Invaders are out on other planets!
Purple: We could just send Zim. That would mean that we could be rid of him forever! And once he's in, he's so dumb he'll do anything we tell him to!
Red: Purple! You're a genius! ZIM!!! WAKE UP!!!!
Zim: * yawns * Yes?
Red: We changed our minds about the chores. * evil grin* We have another mission for you.
To be continued
Zimderella
After the first fairytale, Zim had finally gotten Gir to go to sleep with the aid of a sledgehammer. But the fractured fairytale theme had carried over into his dreams. This is the result.
The story begins on the Massive as Zim is visible scrubbing the floors as Red and Purple dish out chores for him to do.
Red: Honestly Zim! Why did you have do screw up the ONE mission we gave you?! Purple: Yeah! You should be glad that we came to your rescue! Oh, the embarrassment at admitting that you're Red's stepson!
Red: So if you ever want to be an Invader again, you have to accomplish this list of chores before you die! *gives Zim a list longer than the Amazon River (a few thousand miles) *
Purple: What's the use of doing it if he's going to die before he gets it done? Red: Then by the Galactic Equinox!
Purple: And if anyone comes to the door while we're gone doing, umm. stuff. answer it!
Zim: * voice muffled by paper * Yes, my Tallest.
After Zim had finished scrubbing all of the floors with a toothbrush, the doorbell rang. As he answered it, he saw an Irken, badly disguised as another species.
Messenger: I have come from planet Kiria with a super secret message for the Tallest. Now could you take this before that mass of paper comes out and crushes me? Zim: Uh, yeah.* takes the letter and runs to the Tallests' room as the Messenger leaves in his spaceship *
Red: EEEKKK!!! I mean, what do you want?!
Zim: Some messenger from planet Kiria sent you a super secret letter?
Red: * grabs the letter through a small crack in the door* GIMMIE THAT!!
Purple: (from farther away) Red? What are you doing?
Red: Our spy on planet Kiria sent us a letter! (Zim falls asleep from exhaustion outside the door) It says "The Kirian King has decreed that there will be a ball on January second to find a husband for the Princess. All the eligible males in the Kirian Empire are to attend."
Purple: I just thought of something!! We could send someone to the ball! Since our army is spread out too far right now with Impending Doom, we could get an Irken in the Kirian royal family now! Then we could just take that over once that wise guy, the King is out of the picture!
Red: But who would we send? All of our Invaders are out on other planets!
Purple: We could just send Zim. That would mean that we could be rid of him forever! And once he's in, he's so dumb he'll do anything we tell him to!
Red: Purple! You're a genius! ZIM!!! WAKE UP!!!!
Zim: * yawns * Yes?
Red: We changed our minds about the chores. * evil grin* We have another mission for you.
To be continued