Awwww, vacation is almost over, so that means a lot less updates. I don't
know what anyone thought of the last chapter yet. But what the heck? I
still don't own any IZ characters and hope no one is offended by the slash
stuff.
Princess Dib?
"Well, I'm really in for it this time!", Dib thought to himself as he sat in his cold, dark jail cell, trying not to recall the events of the last few hours. *flashback*
One Month Ago: Dib had discovered that one of his father's inventions could travel into outer space. Naturally, he wanted to take it for a test drive himself to see the meteor shower that would happen in a few hours from it's place of origin, out of Earth's atmosphere.
Two Hours Later: Wow! Who would have thought that watching shooting stars would be so interesting! As Dib maneuvered his ship to avoid a particularly large rock coming toward him, he saw something that looked like more than just an ordinary satellite. It was a very large, bright orange and had a symbol of a snake-like creature with what Dib would later find was the Irken insignia in its mouth. Two bright blue jets of flame flowed from engines on the ship's rear as it moved away from Earth, in a direction that would lead it to exit the solar system. Dib's curiosity took control as he followed it past the rest of this solar system's planets, past a few other galaxies and to a huge, green planet twice the size of Jupiter. He hid his ship on a flat surface of the larger ship as it stopped moving. He then spotted a door and proceeded into its interior.
One Hour Later: It's amazing how much alien jail cells look just like medieval dungeons. During the last hour, he had somehow managed to kill someone named Princess Keni. It was an accident! All he did was say "hi" to her, but she must have been shocked at seeing someone from another species, because she dropped dead two seconds later. Then one of her guards came into the room and jumped to conclusions about the situation. One hour later, he was in this cell with one skhitsophranic guard outside.
Guard: Hehehe! Can you believe what this prisoner is going to do?
Depressed Personality: Don't you think it's a little cruel to have him dress in drag and replace the Princess?
Drunk Personality: *hic* No! He's getting what he *hic* deserves! And the look on the unlucky suitor's face when they find out about this should be funny!
Hyper Personality: Andthatwon'tbeuntilaftertheweddingsotoughluckforthem!!!!HEHEHEHEH!
Dib's eyes widened in absolute fear as he heard the guard's conversation with himself. What could possibly be worse than what he was supposedly about to do?
Princess Dib?
"Well, I'm really in for it this time!", Dib thought to himself as he sat in his cold, dark jail cell, trying not to recall the events of the last few hours. *flashback*
One Month Ago: Dib had discovered that one of his father's inventions could travel into outer space. Naturally, he wanted to take it for a test drive himself to see the meteor shower that would happen in a few hours from it's place of origin, out of Earth's atmosphere.
Two Hours Later: Wow! Who would have thought that watching shooting stars would be so interesting! As Dib maneuvered his ship to avoid a particularly large rock coming toward him, he saw something that looked like more than just an ordinary satellite. It was a very large, bright orange and had a symbol of a snake-like creature with what Dib would later find was the Irken insignia in its mouth. Two bright blue jets of flame flowed from engines on the ship's rear as it moved away from Earth, in a direction that would lead it to exit the solar system. Dib's curiosity took control as he followed it past the rest of this solar system's planets, past a few other galaxies and to a huge, green planet twice the size of Jupiter. He hid his ship on a flat surface of the larger ship as it stopped moving. He then spotted a door and proceeded into its interior.
One Hour Later: It's amazing how much alien jail cells look just like medieval dungeons. During the last hour, he had somehow managed to kill someone named Princess Keni. It was an accident! All he did was say "hi" to her, but she must have been shocked at seeing someone from another species, because she dropped dead two seconds later. Then one of her guards came into the room and jumped to conclusions about the situation. One hour later, he was in this cell with one skhitsophranic guard outside.
Guard: Hehehe! Can you believe what this prisoner is going to do?
Depressed Personality: Don't you think it's a little cruel to have him dress in drag and replace the Princess?
Drunk Personality: *hic* No! He's getting what he *hic* deserves! And the look on the unlucky suitor's face when they find out about this should be funny!
Hyper Personality: Andthatwon'tbeuntilaftertheweddingsotoughluckforthem!!!!HEHEHEHEH!
Dib's eyes widened in absolute fear as he heard the guard's conversation with himself. What could possibly be worse than what he was supposedly about to do?