I LIIIIIIVE!!!!! I knew I was forgetting something! This story has gone
unfinished for months because I well... forgot about it. Then it recently
received two reviews out of nowhere! So I still don't own these characters
as you may have guessed. Just the mentally instable guard and maybe a few
extras that I forgot to mention here.
The Ball of DOOM!!
Later that night.
Dib has barred himself in his room. And for a very good reason!
Guard's male PMS personality: FOR THE LAST TIME, GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT HERE BEFORE I GO IN THERE AND BREAK ALL OF YOUR FAKE NAILS!!
Dib: That would be a relief! And why are you making me do this?! Do you really want a murderer to pose as the princess of your planet?
Depressed personality: It's the ultimate punishment! Much worse than the usual death by rabid squirrel monkeys. And it's not like we could get anyone else to do it.
Dib: But still! How do you know I won't murder anyone at this ball thing too? Huh HUH?!
Axe murderer personality: Look, if you don't come out of that room by the time I count to three, I'm going to come in there, take pictures of you and spread them around the entire galaxy! And then maybe string your insides around a small planet, but the first one is much worse!!!! Ooooonnnneee..
Dib: Meep! *scrambles out of the door wearing an elegant purple gown, gloves, green flip flops and a tiara. It was similar to something a prom queen would wear. And that's only one step down from a cheerleader's uniform! Poor Dib.*
Guard: Tttwwwwooooo...
Dib: But I'm out.
Guard: Three! That's it! I'm coming in there and..oh. You're out.
Dib: *sigh* Yes, I have been for about thirty seconds now.
Popular personality: Oooh! Somebody looks ready to make a complete fool out of themselves! But first you'll have to put on this potion. It makes you look like a Kirian female until midnight, just long enough to trick someone into dancing with you.
Dib: Just shut up so I can get this over with! But what do I do if they see me at midnight? Hyper personality: HEHEHE!!!You'reonyourownthen!!!!!
Ten minutes later we see Zim in the ballroom along with about a hundred other princes or nobles from various planets, all waiting for Princess Dib to come down so they could try to win her, or his as it would turn out, affections, along with the chance to rule Kiria and a new Voot Cruiser! Okay, maybe not the Voot Cruiser, but everything else.
Zim: I hope these nobles will not be too offended when the princess chooses the amazing ZIIIM over their puny selves! *strikes a dramatic pose, then opens his eyes to find that the puny nobles are all staring at him. And they don't look very pleased.* Oops!
But before they had time to beat the living crap out of him, an instrument of some kind announced the arrival of Princess Dib. As soon as he walked onto the dance floor, everyone except Zim tried to jump on him but instead ended up fighting with each other.
Twenty minutes later, blood and guts of every imaginable color and type are spread all over the ballroom. Zim and Dib are the only ones left standing besides the guard, who summons an orchestra out of nowhere. And the romantic tune they play as the oddly matched couple dances is.. the Time Warp? Yes, yes, VERY romantic! It got even better when the entire cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show joined in for the famous dance!
It's just a jump to the left,
And then a step to the right,
Put your hands on your hips,
And bend your knees in tight,
But it's the pelvic thrusts,
That really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Then everyone except Zim, Dib and the guard dropped dead as the clock struck midnight. Do they use the same time system in space? I don't know, but for the sake of this fic I hope they do.
Dib: Uh oh! Zim? This was fun but I really should be going now!
Zim: But why?!
Too late. Dib was already out the door and running down the stairs to where he left his ship.
Dib: Okay, it might take a bit of explaining as to why I'm wearing a prom dress, but I can still make it back home as long as that Zim person doesn't get me first!
He was running so fast as he slowly changed from Kirian back to his normal form that he didn't notice one of his green flip flops had slipped off. Zim, the guard and all of the living aliens on the ship searched everywhere for Dib, but couldn't find him! Guard's stupid personality saw a little boy wearing a dress that looked like the one the princess was wearing flying away in his ship. But all anyone could find was one of the green flip flops. Zim knew that the Tallests would be very angry with him if he failed to complete his mission, so he convinced the king to let him go around the Kirian Empire to find the one with a foot that fit the green slipper.
Want to find out what happens next? DO YOU?! DOES IT BURN IN YOU LIKE A FLAMING CAN OF WD-40?! Haha! You have to wait until the next chapter! Hopefully I won't get selective amnesia when it comes to this story again! This probably won't be as slashy as I thought it would be. Good news for those of you who don't like that!
The Ball of DOOM!!
Later that night.
Dib has barred himself in his room. And for a very good reason!
Guard's male PMS personality: FOR THE LAST TIME, GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT HERE BEFORE I GO IN THERE AND BREAK ALL OF YOUR FAKE NAILS!!
Dib: That would be a relief! And why are you making me do this?! Do you really want a murderer to pose as the princess of your planet?
Depressed personality: It's the ultimate punishment! Much worse than the usual death by rabid squirrel monkeys. And it's not like we could get anyone else to do it.
Dib: But still! How do you know I won't murder anyone at this ball thing too? Huh HUH?!
Axe murderer personality: Look, if you don't come out of that room by the time I count to three, I'm going to come in there, take pictures of you and spread them around the entire galaxy! And then maybe string your insides around a small planet, but the first one is much worse!!!! Ooooonnnneee..
Dib: Meep! *scrambles out of the door wearing an elegant purple gown, gloves, green flip flops and a tiara. It was similar to something a prom queen would wear. And that's only one step down from a cheerleader's uniform! Poor Dib.*
Guard: Tttwwwwooooo...
Dib: But I'm out.
Guard: Three! That's it! I'm coming in there and..oh. You're out.
Dib: *sigh* Yes, I have been for about thirty seconds now.
Popular personality: Oooh! Somebody looks ready to make a complete fool out of themselves! But first you'll have to put on this potion. It makes you look like a Kirian female until midnight, just long enough to trick someone into dancing with you.
Dib: Just shut up so I can get this over with! But what do I do if they see me at midnight? Hyper personality: HEHEHE!!!You'reonyourownthen!!!!!
Ten minutes later we see Zim in the ballroom along with about a hundred other princes or nobles from various planets, all waiting for Princess Dib to come down so they could try to win her, or his as it would turn out, affections, along with the chance to rule Kiria and a new Voot Cruiser! Okay, maybe not the Voot Cruiser, but everything else.
Zim: I hope these nobles will not be too offended when the princess chooses the amazing ZIIIM over their puny selves! *strikes a dramatic pose, then opens his eyes to find that the puny nobles are all staring at him. And they don't look very pleased.* Oops!
But before they had time to beat the living crap out of him, an instrument of some kind announced the arrival of Princess Dib. As soon as he walked onto the dance floor, everyone except Zim tried to jump on him but instead ended up fighting with each other.
Twenty minutes later, blood and guts of every imaginable color and type are spread all over the ballroom. Zim and Dib are the only ones left standing besides the guard, who summons an orchestra out of nowhere. And the romantic tune they play as the oddly matched couple dances is.. the Time Warp? Yes, yes, VERY romantic! It got even better when the entire cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show joined in for the famous dance!
It's just a jump to the left,
And then a step to the right,
Put your hands on your hips,
And bend your knees in tight,
But it's the pelvic thrusts,
That really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Then everyone except Zim, Dib and the guard dropped dead as the clock struck midnight. Do they use the same time system in space? I don't know, but for the sake of this fic I hope they do.
Dib: Uh oh! Zim? This was fun but I really should be going now!
Zim: But why?!
Too late. Dib was already out the door and running down the stairs to where he left his ship.
Dib: Okay, it might take a bit of explaining as to why I'm wearing a prom dress, but I can still make it back home as long as that Zim person doesn't get me first!
He was running so fast as he slowly changed from Kirian back to his normal form that he didn't notice one of his green flip flops had slipped off. Zim, the guard and all of the living aliens on the ship searched everywhere for Dib, but couldn't find him! Guard's stupid personality saw a little boy wearing a dress that looked like the one the princess was wearing flying away in his ship. But all anyone could find was one of the green flip flops. Zim knew that the Tallests would be very angry with him if he failed to complete his mission, so he convinced the king to let him go around the Kirian Empire to find the one with a foot that fit the green slipper.
Want to find out what happens next? DO YOU?! DOES IT BURN IN YOU LIKE A FLAMING CAN OF WD-40?! Haha! You have to wait until the next chapter! Hopefully I won't get selective amnesia when it comes to this story again! This probably won't be as slashy as I thought it would be. Good news for those of you who don't like that!