Yayness! The last chapter of this truly demented fairytale! And yaaayyy!!
No amnesia! :) The last chapter of horror, I still just own the guard.
Happily Ever After, Or DID They?
Zim had searched seemingly the entirety of the Kirian Empire to try to find the one whose foot fit the green slipper, but had found no success thus far. He was close to giving up when his ship reached an unknown planet while low on fuel.
Driver: Don't you think we should go back now? I mean we've been searching for a month now and we still haven't found the slightest trace of him, uh her! Hehe, silly me.*shifts eyes suspiciously*
Zim: NO! We MUST keep searching! *to himself* If the Tallest find out that I lost the princess, they'll certainly sentence me to an eternity of banishment on Foodcourtia!
Driver: We're a little low on fuel, so we can either look for some on this uncharted planet or crash somewhere in the voids of deep space.
Zim: O.O Refueling sounds nice!
Meanwhile in the Membrane household.
Dib: But you said I could use the computer now!
Gaz: I don't remember saying anything about that. But I DO remember something about you coming home last month wearing a prom dress. And I suggest that you let me use the computer unless you would like to have that little tidbit of information spread all over school tomorrow.
Dib: *sigh* Fine. You're not ever going to let that wear out, are you?
Gaz: No, I don't think so.
Dib: I'll be on the roof. *walks out*
A flaming ball of light is seen coming out of the sky and lands on the other side of town. Conveniently enough, it's right next to a gas station.
Zim: Where the heck did you learn to land?
Driver: The dustbunny told me! *holds up piece of lint*
Zim: *eye twitches* I..think I'll go look around for..stuff. Yeah, stuff! *runs away as fast as he can*
Dib's roof.
Dib: Do you think those aliens are still looking for me? Or have they just forgotten and found some other piece of space scum to fill in for the princess? What do you think Squirrel?
Squirrel: Squeak!
Dib: -_- Why do I bother talking to wildlife? It's not like they'll answer. But at least it's better than inanimate objects. Or talking to myself..which I am now doing.
Squirrel: *is shot by a beam of green light*
Dib: Squirrel?
Down on the street, Zim is running from a little Chihuahua. He seems to think it's lethal. He tries to shoot it, but ends up missing and hitting a telephone pole, a streetlight and two trashcans. The first trashcan shot ricocheted and hit Squirrel. The second went..somewhere.
Zim: NOOOO!!!! GET AWAY YOU STINKBEAST!!!!!
Dib: What the? That's the alien that danced with me!
Gaz: So is this the alien you were talking about?
Dib: *jumps* Gaz! I didn't know you were there!
Gaz: HEY YOU! UP HERE! IT'S YOUR PROM DATE!!
Zim: What? *looks up at the roof* Who are you?
Gaz: *holding up the purple dress* My brother says he danced with an alien, which I am assuming is you. Here's the dress he came home from outer space wearing. Zim: WHAT?! Liiies! I am certain that I danced with a Kirian female! But how did you get that dress?
Dib: One of the schizophrenic guards on Kiria gave me a potion that made me look that way until midnight, when I got back to my ship and got the heck out of there! Here's proof! I have the other green slipper! *falls off the roof* Ow! *bang* ow! *clank* OW! *thud* See?! *holds up green slipper to Zim*
Zim: *takes slipper and puts it on Dib's foot* O_O I don't believe it! You're the only one in the entire universe who could possibly have feet this oddly shaped! Along with your unusually large head. But how will I explain this to the Tallest?!
Red: *from behind Zim* Explain what to us, Zim?
Zim: *turns around to see his two worst nightmares, the Tallest* My Tallests! It appears the Kirians have tricked the mighty ZIIM! And disguised this filthy Earth creature as their princess!
Purple: Give us a break Zim! How could they possibly disguise that large headed chipmunk as Princess Keni?
Dib: THIS IS PERFECT!! Now I can get all three of you! Now the Swollen Eyeballs will HAVE to believe me!
Purple: -_- I don't think so. *Red, Purple and Zim are beamed up into a ship hovering in the night sky just before Dib can get a grip on Zim's wrist*
Dib: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so although the Tallest secretly knew about this all along, they banished Zim to Foodcourtia anyway. Talk about irony! But Dib did see the direction in which the ship went after Zim and the Tallest returned to it and sat out on his roof every night for a year, tuning his radio to pick up frequencies from that direction. This story was sort of meant to lead into "The Nightmare Begins" because it gave explanations for those things along with some other stuff. Like how Dib was the only one to see that Zim was an alien even after he did some pretty stupid stuff. And how Gaz seemed to know all along but never did anything about it. But what happened to the second laser that bounced off the trashcan? Read and you will see..
It's about five minutes after everyone left, a few yards behind the trashcan. Behind it is a redhead in a dark trenchcoat who would often make appearances in hidden cameos. Yup, it hit Jhonen.
Jhonen: Owww... what was that? I had the weirdest dream about three green aliens, a big headed kid and his slipper and purple prom dress! That would make the coolest cartoon!! Now, how to get my arm to stop bleeding...
And they all lived happily ever after. Or did they?
~*THE END*~
Happily Ever After, Or DID They?
Zim had searched seemingly the entirety of the Kirian Empire to try to find the one whose foot fit the green slipper, but had found no success thus far. He was close to giving up when his ship reached an unknown planet while low on fuel.
Driver: Don't you think we should go back now? I mean we've been searching for a month now and we still haven't found the slightest trace of him, uh her! Hehe, silly me.*shifts eyes suspiciously*
Zim: NO! We MUST keep searching! *to himself* If the Tallest find out that I lost the princess, they'll certainly sentence me to an eternity of banishment on Foodcourtia!
Driver: We're a little low on fuel, so we can either look for some on this uncharted planet or crash somewhere in the voids of deep space.
Zim: O.O Refueling sounds nice!
Meanwhile in the Membrane household.
Dib: But you said I could use the computer now!
Gaz: I don't remember saying anything about that. But I DO remember something about you coming home last month wearing a prom dress. And I suggest that you let me use the computer unless you would like to have that little tidbit of information spread all over school tomorrow.
Dib: *sigh* Fine. You're not ever going to let that wear out, are you?
Gaz: No, I don't think so.
Dib: I'll be on the roof. *walks out*
A flaming ball of light is seen coming out of the sky and lands on the other side of town. Conveniently enough, it's right next to a gas station.
Zim: Where the heck did you learn to land?
Driver: The dustbunny told me! *holds up piece of lint*
Zim: *eye twitches* I..think I'll go look around for..stuff. Yeah, stuff! *runs away as fast as he can*
Dib's roof.
Dib: Do you think those aliens are still looking for me? Or have they just forgotten and found some other piece of space scum to fill in for the princess? What do you think Squirrel?
Squirrel: Squeak!
Dib: -_- Why do I bother talking to wildlife? It's not like they'll answer. But at least it's better than inanimate objects. Or talking to myself..which I am now doing.
Squirrel: *is shot by a beam of green light*
Dib: Squirrel?
Down on the street, Zim is running from a little Chihuahua. He seems to think it's lethal. He tries to shoot it, but ends up missing and hitting a telephone pole, a streetlight and two trashcans. The first trashcan shot ricocheted and hit Squirrel. The second went..somewhere.
Zim: NOOOO!!!! GET AWAY YOU STINKBEAST!!!!!
Dib: What the? That's the alien that danced with me!
Gaz: So is this the alien you were talking about?
Dib: *jumps* Gaz! I didn't know you were there!
Gaz: HEY YOU! UP HERE! IT'S YOUR PROM DATE!!
Zim: What? *looks up at the roof* Who are you?
Gaz: *holding up the purple dress* My brother says he danced with an alien, which I am assuming is you. Here's the dress he came home from outer space wearing. Zim: WHAT?! Liiies! I am certain that I danced with a Kirian female! But how did you get that dress?
Dib: One of the schizophrenic guards on Kiria gave me a potion that made me look that way until midnight, when I got back to my ship and got the heck out of there! Here's proof! I have the other green slipper! *falls off the roof* Ow! *bang* ow! *clank* OW! *thud* See?! *holds up green slipper to Zim*
Zim: *takes slipper and puts it on Dib's foot* O_O I don't believe it! You're the only one in the entire universe who could possibly have feet this oddly shaped! Along with your unusually large head. But how will I explain this to the Tallest?!
Red: *from behind Zim* Explain what to us, Zim?
Zim: *turns around to see his two worst nightmares, the Tallest* My Tallests! It appears the Kirians have tricked the mighty ZIIM! And disguised this filthy Earth creature as their princess!
Purple: Give us a break Zim! How could they possibly disguise that large headed chipmunk as Princess Keni?
Dib: THIS IS PERFECT!! Now I can get all three of you! Now the Swollen Eyeballs will HAVE to believe me!
Purple: -_- I don't think so. *Red, Purple and Zim are beamed up into a ship hovering in the night sky just before Dib can get a grip on Zim's wrist*
Dib: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so although the Tallest secretly knew about this all along, they banished Zim to Foodcourtia anyway. Talk about irony! But Dib did see the direction in which the ship went after Zim and the Tallest returned to it and sat out on his roof every night for a year, tuning his radio to pick up frequencies from that direction. This story was sort of meant to lead into "The Nightmare Begins" because it gave explanations for those things along with some other stuff. Like how Dib was the only one to see that Zim was an alien even after he did some pretty stupid stuff. And how Gaz seemed to know all along but never did anything about it. But what happened to the second laser that bounced off the trashcan? Read and you will see..
It's about five minutes after everyone left, a few yards behind the trashcan. Behind it is a redhead in a dark trenchcoat who would often make appearances in hidden cameos. Yup, it hit Jhonen.
Jhonen: Owww... what was that? I had the weirdest dream about three green aliens, a big headed kid and his slipper and purple prom dress! That would make the coolest cartoon!! Now, how to get my arm to stop bleeding...
And they all lived happily ever after. Or did they?
~*THE END*~