Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, which is a real shame because if I DID,
then I wouldn't be stuck in Utah. I'd be really rich and would buy myself a
plane ticket back home. Sigh. And I would get that Lord of the Rings Set of
leather-bound books that costs like a zillion dollars. Sigh.
Captain James T. Kirk wheeled around in his captain's chair to face the turbolift and watch as two teenagers stepped out, one with a look of extreme awe on their face and the other gazing nonchalantly around the room. "Welcome to the Enterprise," he said with a very Kirk-y smile.
Monty gaped at his surroundings.
Tat took one glance at her friend, sighed, then said, "thanks," to the captain.
He smiled slightly at her in a far less Kirk-ish way, glanced worriedly over at Monty and then asked, "may I ask as to your names, and to why you are here?"
"He's Monty, and I'm Tatiana. We-"
"Ah!" Chekov exclaimed. He looked slightly embarrassed as everyone on the bridge turned to stare at him. "Tatiana. eet is a Russian name. eet is.eet. yes." He turned back to his console, adopting a very stiff expression. Kirk sighed.
"Anyhow," Tat continued, "we're from. earth, year 2003, and we. well, we're here." The lame ending earned her raised eyebrows from, let's see. hmm. one, two, three- five, no wait-six people on the bridge. Oddly, Spock was not one of them.
Finally Monty spoke. "Where's my bag?" He gasped, looking around desperately. "Oh no. oh no. I had all the vitals. oh no."
"If you mean toothbrushes and such, we have plenty on the ship," Uhura said kindly.
But Monty was shaking his head furiously. "No. no, you don't understand. I had all of TOS, and more than half of TNG, and even a few DS9s, and my Spock action figure." he stopped ranting when he saw the expression on Spock's face. The Vulcan was evidently having a hard time contemplating the idea of a 'Spock action figure'. McCoy would have moaned to have missed the look on the his face.
Then suddenly, Luck stepped into the room and handed the bag to Monty, who cheered and asked, "anyone want to see something interesting?"
Captain James T. Kirk wheeled around in his captain's chair to face the turbolift and watch as two teenagers stepped out, one with a look of extreme awe on their face and the other gazing nonchalantly around the room. "Welcome to the Enterprise," he said with a very Kirk-y smile.
Monty gaped at his surroundings.
Tat took one glance at her friend, sighed, then said, "thanks," to the captain.
He smiled slightly at her in a far less Kirk-ish way, glanced worriedly over at Monty and then asked, "may I ask as to your names, and to why you are here?"
"He's Monty, and I'm Tatiana. We-"
"Ah!" Chekov exclaimed. He looked slightly embarrassed as everyone on the bridge turned to stare at him. "Tatiana. eet is a Russian name. eet is.eet. yes." He turned back to his console, adopting a very stiff expression. Kirk sighed.
"Anyhow," Tat continued, "we're from. earth, year 2003, and we. well, we're here." The lame ending earned her raised eyebrows from, let's see. hmm. one, two, three- five, no wait-six people on the bridge. Oddly, Spock was not one of them.
Finally Monty spoke. "Where's my bag?" He gasped, looking around desperately. "Oh no. oh no. I had all the vitals. oh no."
"If you mean toothbrushes and such, we have plenty on the ship," Uhura said kindly.
But Monty was shaking his head furiously. "No. no, you don't understand. I had all of TOS, and more than half of TNG, and even a few DS9s, and my Spock action figure." he stopped ranting when he saw the expression on Spock's face. The Vulcan was evidently having a hard time contemplating the idea of a 'Spock action figure'. McCoy would have moaned to have missed the look on the his face.
Then suddenly, Luck stepped into the room and handed the bag to Monty, who cheered and asked, "anyone want to see something interesting?"