Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling. I do not own Harry or any other of the
delightful characters. Do you seriously think that if I was her I would be
wasting my time writing stories without getting paid? I didn't think so. I
also don't own any of the songs. All I own is the storyline.
One afternoon, for reasons not even known to Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle, had gathered in the Great Hall at 5 PM for Happy Hour. They spent about an hour getting drunk on butterbeer (Crabbe and Goyle had immune systems not unlike house elves') and pumpkin Bacardi Wheezers (the Weasley twins had now gone into the alcohol industry where they had negotiated deals with Bacardi among other brands). Suddenly, Draco jumped on the table and shouted
"OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod! Lets have a karaoke competition!!!!!!" He then started playing an imaginary guitar and humming some song.
"Cool!!!!!!" said Harry, who jumped on the table too. "Danadanadanadanadanadanadanadana karaoke!!!" (A/N: In case you were wondering, that's supposed to be that batman song.) "OK, who wants to go first, ME!!!! I just have to get changed. Ooh fun, fun, fun!" said Harry as he dashed around the corner. (A/N: Don't ask me where there would be a corner in the Great Hall, there just is.) Everyone else sat down facing the teachers' table. Just then, Harry came in wearing a bright, frilly off-the- shoulder dress and a pineapple hat. Ron jumped and ran over to him and exclaimed
"Oh Harry, you look fabulous!" Harry smiled and blushed and made his way over to the teachers' table. He climbed up and stood there for a second. "I'm so nervous!" He closed his eyes and opened and then started to sing. "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl." Everyone was on their feet cheering. ".At the copa, copacabana." He finished his song and bowed. He went to sit down with a huge grin on his face. Hermione took charge.
"Alright, Crabbe or Goyle can go next. Ok you both want to go together? Fine" They went off together giggling like mad. After about 10 minutes they came back wearing tuxedos. They stood on the table and started to sing "You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out you put your right arm in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn around. That's what it's all about!" They did the same for the left arm and suddenly some other music comes on and they start singing "You can leave your hat on." while they take off the top half of their outfits. They might look fat from the outside but that is actually all muscle. Hermione was drooling. They did the hokey pokey for their legs and then took off their pants, leaving them butt-naked. They proceeded to do the hokey pokey with some body parts that everyone, even Hermione, wished they would have kept covered. They bowed and quickly ran out to get dressed.
One afternoon, for reasons not even known to Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle, had gathered in the Great Hall at 5 PM for Happy Hour. They spent about an hour getting drunk on butterbeer (Crabbe and Goyle had immune systems not unlike house elves') and pumpkin Bacardi Wheezers (the Weasley twins had now gone into the alcohol industry where they had negotiated deals with Bacardi among other brands). Suddenly, Draco jumped on the table and shouted
"OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod! Lets have a karaoke competition!!!!!!" He then started playing an imaginary guitar and humming some song.
"Cool!!!!!!" said Harry, who jumped on the table too. "Danadanadanadanadanadanadanadana karaoke!!!" (A/N: In case you were wondering, that's supposed to be that batman song.) "OK, who wants to go first, ME!!!! I just have to get changed. Ooh fun, fun, fun!" said Harry as he dashed around the corner. (A/N: Don't ask me where there would be a corner in the Great Hall, there just is.) Everyone else sat down facing the teachers' table. Just then, Harry came in wearing a bright, frilly off-the- shoulder dress and a pineapple hat. Ron jumped and ran over to him and exclaimed
"Oh Harry, you look fabulous!" Harry smiled and blushed and made his way over to the teachers' table. He climbed up and stood there for a second. "I'm so nervous!" He closed his eyes and opened and then started to sing. "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl." Everyone was on their feet cheering. ".At the copa, copacabana." He finished his song and bowed. He went to sit down with a huge grin on his face. Hermione took charge.
"Alright, Crabbe or Goyle can go next. Ok you both want to go together? Fine" They went off together giggling like mad. After about 10 minutes they came back wearing tuxedos. They stood on the table and started to sing "You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out you put your right arm in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn around. That's what it's all about!" They did the same for the left arm and suddenly some other music comes on and they start singing "You can leave your hat on." while they take off the top half of their outfits. They might look fat from the outside but that is actually all muscle. Hermione was drooling. They did the hokey pokey for their legs and then took off their pants, leaving them butt-naked. They proceeded to do the hokey pokey with some body parts that everyone, even Hermione, wished they would have kept covered. They bowed and quickly ran out to get dressed.