The Effects Of Insanity
By Melissa (Who else?)
Melissa: Yay! I just got my account and I'm sticking this fic on there until I get my other fic up!
Miyu: You are way too hyper for your own good, you know.
Melissa: I know!! Now, put that tail of yours to work and do what you do best, Miyu-chan! ^_^
Miyu: -_- * I hate her * Err, Melissa is insane and doesn't own any thing except her penguin and one Hamtaro army.
Melissa: Blah, blah, blah, LET'S GO!!! ^___^
Chappyter 1: Who cares what this Chappyter is called?
-Keiko's Kitchen-
Keiko: (Sets a plate of sushi and cauliflower in front of Yusuke) Bon appetit!
Yusuke: o.O Cauliflower?
Keiko: Yep! It's good for you! ^^
Yusuke: (Reluctantly eats cauliflower)
-That Night-
Yusuke: (Sleeping)
Botan: (flies through window) Yusuke! Come quick!
Yusuke: Zzzzzzzzzzz…..
Botan: . YUSUKE!! (hits him on the head with her oar) There's something wrong with Keiko!
Yusuke: (wakes up) O.O Keiko! Let's go, Botan! (5 minutes later they are in Keiko's room) What the Hell?
Keiko: (floating above her bed)
Botan: We were having a sleep over… I woke up and she was floating…. I-I panicked… (Keiko starts floating down the stairs)
Botan & Yusuke: Follow
her! (Run down the stairs) (When they get to the living room, Keiko is tied to
a spit and rotated over a fire) ?!
Keiko: (wakes up) Boy, is it hot or what? (sees the fire) AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Yusuke: Who's responsible for this?!
Broccoli Demon: (comes out) Kukukukukuku, I am!
All: ? Why are you doing this?!
Broccoli Demon: (points to Keiko) She cooked my cousin, the cauliflower demon!
Yusuke: How'd you get into Ningenkai?
Voice: I brought him here!!!
Keiko: That's not…
Botan: It is…
Yusuke: Oh crap…
Voice: Yes, it is I! (comes out) Naotaki Melissa!!! (A/n: Dat's me! I'll just go under Lissa.)
Yusuke: (smacks forehead) -_-()
Botan: Yusuke, of all the fan girls in the 4 worlds, why HER?!
Yusuke: I don't know! (A/n: Yusuke doesn't know anything period. But he's still so lovable!^^)
Lissa: Awww… I'm not that bad! (glomps Yusuke) …Or maybe I am… ^-^
Keiko: Get off of him! He's my boyfriend, bitch!!
Lissa: Bite me, Miss Watch-Me-Take-A-Test!
Yusuke: Botan, call the others. We'll need reinforcements.
Botan: Yes sir!
Lissa: Don't bother. I stuck Kuwabaka in a room full of kittens and Kurama and Hiei… Well, why don't you see for yourself? (claps hands) (Kurama and Hiei are in a cage with Taki and Lynx)
Taki & Lynx: Hiya! ^_^
Kurama & Hiei: Get us out of here! (Lynx and Taki steal their shirts) !!! Help!
Taki & Lynx: Damn! We wanted the bottom half!!!
All: -_-()
Lissa: That cage is made out of the toughest steal in the 3 worlds. Lynx and Taki would be dead right now, but Hiei's on sugar high and youkais aren't allowed to kill ningens.
Botan: Who are the 3 people in the corner?
Lissa: Oh, them? (points to 2 girls and a half dog demon)
Botan: (Nod)
Lissa: The girl on the left is Gorda, the girl on the right is Kyoko, and the terrified guy with the fuzzy ears is Inu-Yasha.
Botan: ^^ Oh, I see! …()
Lissa: Kyoko, why don't you do your Botan impression?
Kyoko: (in a British accent) Bingo! Bingo! You win the prize!
All: Bravo! (clap)
Botan: I'm flattered! Now all you need is to dye your hair blue and get lavender contacts! ^^
Broccoli Demon: Can I eat Keiko now?
Lissa: Sure. Knock yourself out.
Keiko: YUSUKE!!!
Yusuke: (does nothing)
Broccoli Demon: (eats Keiko and pats belly) I'm going back to Makai now. Sayonara, minna! (leaves)
Botan: _ Yusuke! How could you just let him eat Keiko?!
Yusuke: Hey, no Keiko means no slaps.
Lissa: YAY!! (glomps Yusuke) Now that Keiko's gone, let's play the incredibly stupid game!! (claps hands) (everyone is transported to a game show set)
All: o.O() Kami… (cheesy game show music plays) …help………….
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Melissa: So how was that peoples? I know, nothing insanely funny yet, but it WILL get funnier.
Miyu: A game show?
Melissa: What? I'm a game show junkie! I just wuv game shows! Though not nearly as much as wuv my Yu-channy!
Miyu: Sheesh… I will completely understand if you find Melissa to stupid to even bother to review. I do.
Melissa: Grr!! Um, review onegai!! Forget about what the fuzzy-eared baka says! Paweez?! I'll give you sugar if you do! And all flames will be used to kill Keiko-again. Thankies and have a nice day! (takes out a humongous hammer) Bonking baka kitsune yamis is my new pastime!
Miyu: O.O Make her stop! (runs away)