Draco walked in and stood on the table. He was wearing a frilly, pale
yellow dress that came to just below the knees and his hair was kept back
with a matching headband. He conjured up a stool and sat on it with his
legs crossed. "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity." Funnily
enough, he managed to sing in almost exactly the same voice as Stockard
Channing did in Grease. The whole time, everyone just sat there, shocked,
staring vacantly at him long after he had stopped. It was such a change of
character for Draco. Before anyone had a chance to comment, Snape swept
into the room.
"Dumbledore, I need to discus something with you." Dumbledore just sat there smiling benignly. "In private" he added pointedly.
"As soon as the karaoke competition is over." Dumbledore replied.
"Did you say karaoke competition?" Dumbledore nodded. "Well count me in!"
"Ok then Professor, fetch a costume and you can perform a song of your choice for us." Snape swept out of the room and soon came back wearing just a towel. He stood on the table for a few seconds then started to softly sing
"Deco re re re Deco re re re Deco re re re Deco re re " before bursting into song. "As IIIIIIIIII shampoo my hair, I really love, my Decore. And I, I love the feeling, so does the family oh yeah. Decore re re re Deco re re re Deco re re re." the whole time, washing his hair. After a second Harry piped up
"How could your hair be so greasy when you appear to wash it so much?" Snape stood there for a second, tears springing to his eyes.
"Its because it's so shiny!" He then started to wail and lay down on the floor in the foetal position. Harry looked shocked.
"Ummmmm. I'm sorry Professor but it really does look it. And anyway, I thought your face was really greasy as a kid so I kind of associated one with the other." Snape looked up, slightly uncurled himself and sobbed
"I had an acne problem OK?!" Just then, Parvati and Lavender burst into the room, breathless.
"Did we just hear the word shiny when associated with hair?" Exclaimed Parvati.
"Sorry we took so long, we had to reapply lipgloss." Said Lavender "Now who's the lucky person?"
A/N: I've noticed that most authors say something at the end of each chapter and so I've decided to start doing it too. I'd like to thank the people who have left reviews(all two of them!) and keep them coming. Oh especially Dreamless_Mermaid or something I'm not sure if that's your exact name(sorry () because I read your review and I was so happy for the rest of the day. Thank you thank you thank you. And please could someone review and tell me what flames are because I have no idea what they are and I want to know why noone wants them. Thanks. Toodlez!
"Dumbledore, I need to discus something with you." Dumbledore just sat there smiling benignly. "In private" he added pointedly.
"As soon as the karaoke competition is over." Dumbledore replied.
"Did you say karaoke competition?" Dumbledore nodded. "Well count me in!"
"Ok then Professor, fetch a costume and you can perform a song of your choice for us." Snape swept out of the room and soon came back wearing just a towel. He stood on the table for a few seconds then started to softly sing
"Deco re re re Deco re re re Deco re re re Deco re re " before bursting into song. "As IIIIIIIIII shampoo my hair, I really love, my Decore. And I, I love the feeling, so does the family oh yeah. Decore re re re Deco re re re Deco re re re." the whole time, washing his hair. After a second Harry piped up
"How could your hair be so greasy when you appear to wash it so much?" Snape stood there for a second, tears springing to his eyes.
"Its because it's so shiny!" He then started to wail and lay down on the floor in the foetal position. Harry looked shocked.
"Ummmmm. I'm sorry Professor but it really does look it. And anyway, I thought your face was really greasy as a kid so I kind of associated one with the other." Snape looked up, slightly uncurled himself and sobbed
"I had an acne problem OK?!" Just then, Parvati and Lavender burst into the room, breathless.
"Did we just hear the word shiny when associated with hair?" Exclaimed Parvati.
"Sorry we took so long, we had to reapply lipgloss." Said Lavender "Now who's the lucky person?"
A/N: I've noticed that most authors say something at the end of each chapter and so I've decided to start doing it too. I'd like to thank the people who have left reviews(all two of them!) and keep them coming. Oh especially Dreamless_Mermaid or something I'm not sure if that's your exact name(sorry () because I read your review and I was so happy for the rest of the day. Thank you thank you thank you. And please could someone review and tell me what flames are because I have no idea what they are and I want to know why noone wants them. Thanks. Toodlez!