Melissa: I is back! Hooray! (eats 12 pixy stix in 2 seconds) ^_______^ And I just wanna say, OMG, YOU REALLY LIKE IT!!!!(?) I got 4 reviews! *sniff* Thankies!
Miyu: You people actually reviewed? You must be even stupider than Melissa is!
Melissa: _# (takes out the new and improved yami-kitsune-bonking hammer of death and doom and stuff like that) Bad, yami kitsune, BAD!!! *BONK!*
Miyu: x.X
Melissa: Ok, since Miyu is occupied at the moment, I'll have the leader of my penguin and one Hamtaro army do the disclaimer. General Mummford!
Mummford: Mawissa doesn't own any animes, cuz se is cwazy and intane. (Mummford has a speech impediment ^^())
Melissa: Review responses are at the bottom, now read, peoples! ^-^
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Chappyter 2: The Incredibly Stupid Game!
(A/n: This was originally a one shot, and then the game idea popped up. Enjoy!)
Kurama: So, what kind of game is this?
Girls: An incredibly stupid one, duh!
Kurama: () Details?
Lissa: Well, there's a wheel of Botan (A/n: Which was inspired by the fic "Wheel of Yusuke" Arigatou to whoever wrote that hilarious fic!), I slap people with fish, and incredibly stupid questions are asked.
Kurama: Oh…
Gorda: Enough questions, let's start already!
Yusuke: Hello, everyone, and welcome to "The Incredibly Stupid Game"! (Audience boos) . Hey! Who asked for your opinion anyway? Assholes! Um, I'm your host, Yusuke Urameshi. (Audience boos louder) (A/n: My poor Yu-chan. -_-) _# ..grr… SPIRIT GUN!!! (Audience shuts up) Let's introduce our teams. On the red team, Kurama and Taki!
Kurama & Taki: (Wave)
Yusuke: On the black team, Lynx and Hiei!
Lynx & Hiei: Hn. *Damned ningen game.*
Yusuke: And on the silver team, Gorda, Kyoko, and Inu-Yasha!
Hiei: Hey! They have 3 people!
Lissa: Yeah, but if you add their brains, they only have 2 people! ^^ (gets glared at by the silver team) Brr…
Yusuke: 1st question! Who is the half-breed on Inu-Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: (buzz) Me! Inu-Yasha!
Lissa: Correct! Pick a fish!
Inu-Yasha: o.O Um, the dog fish?
Lissa: Good choice! (slaps him with the dog fish) YAY! ^-^ (A piece of paper falls out of the fish's mouth) (reads it) You get –1,000,000 points!
Inu-Yasha: But I got that question right! (Lissa sticks her tongue out) ARGH! (takes out Tetsuiga)
Lissa: O.O Meep! (runs away)
All but Inu-Yasha: OSUWARI!!
Inu-Yasha: (falls down really hard) oof…@.@
Yusuke: What is Samwise from LOTR's freaky fetish?
All: …
Lissa: "…" is not the answer! It's Frodo Baggins! And if none of you answer, I get to slap everyone-including myself- with an algebra book! (slaps everyone with an algebra book cuz she can do that cuz I said so. ^^)
All: @.@
Yusuke: (looking at index card) What kind of crap is this?
Lissa: Yusuke, read the question!
Yusuke: o.O That was the question…
Hiei: (buzz) Stupid ningen crap!
Lissa: Wrong! It's incredibly stupid crap! You must spin the wheel of Botan!
Hiei: ?
Lissa: Whichever task Botan's head points toward, you have to do!
Hiei: o.O ok… (spins the wheel of Botan)
Botan: Whee! (stops) I landed on "Eat a raw onion"!
Hiei: What?!
Lissa: (Shoves an onion in his mouth) Eat!
Hiei: (Chews, swallows, and shudders) Bleh! You're dead! (Tries to get his kitana, which is missing) My Precious! What have you done to my Precious?!
Lissa: My cousins are playing with it. ^^ (A/n: My cousins on my mom's side are really young and annoying. My cousins on my dad's side are all my age and hentei's. They're all guys. -_- Someone pity me?)
-Somewhere else-
Justin: (looking at kitana) Oooh, pretty shiny thing…
Timmy: (pokes it) Owie! It bit me!
-Back at the game-
All: ()
Yusuke: What is the cube root of 512? Well, I feel stupid…
Lissa: Baby, you are stupid. But I love you anyway! ^^
Yusuke: ()
Kurama: (buzz) 8!
Lissa: Correct! Pick a fish!
Kurama: Taki, you pick.
Taki: I want the platypus. (A/n: T-chan is to platypus' as I am to penguins. Got it?)
Kurama: But a platypus isn't a- (gets slapped by a platypus) x.X
Lissa: You get –20 points!
Taki: (points at silver team) Hah! We're beating you!
Kyoko: But we're both in the negatives!
Taki: Yeah, but –20 is better than –1,000,000!
Botan: Actually, the black team is winning.
Kyoko & Taki: Huh?
Botan: They have 0 points.
Lynx & Hiei: Yay! (The red and silver teams scowl)
Yusuke: (suddenly in a green tux) What's with the green tux?
Taki: (buzz) It's what you're wearing to your wedding!
Yusuke: Who the Hell am I marrying?
Taki: (buzz) Lissa!
Lissa: T-chan, you got 2 right. What would you like to be slapped by?
Taki: A platypus and a pineapple! (Gets slapped a platypus and Hiei) (A/n: For those of you who don't know, Hiei is a pineapple because he short and has big spiky hair, K? Hiei=pineapple, pineapple=Hiei) @.@ Yay! ^-^
All: ()
Hiei: Well, I guess that makes up for the onion…
Lissa: You get 4 bajillion points!
Kurama: Positive or negative?
Lissa: Both!
Kurama: Then what's our score?
Lissa: Red! ^_^
Kurama: @.@ (passes out)
Taki: He needs mouth to mouth! (does the said action, while putting a lot of feeling into it.) (A/n: Yes, I said, er, typed "mouth to mouth) (Taki: YAY!!!^_^)
Kurama: (revives) (blushes) Um, hello, Taki…
Taki: Helloooo, Kurama! (blush)
Yusuke: What would you do if your grandmother was a BMX skateboarder?
Audience Dude: BMX is for bikers, baka!!
Yusuke: _# That's it! (Beats the crap out of the Audience Dude) Who the Hell are you?!
Audience Dude: I am… (Takes off mask)
DUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, I had to do that. ^-^())
All: EVIL TOONAMI BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Beat the crap out of him)
Lissa: And by the way, that was an incorrect answer! The correct answer was "…"! Spin the wheel of Botan!
Evil Toonami Bastard: (spins the wheel of Botan)
Botan: WHEE!! (stops) I landed on "get slapped by a vacuum and have the crap beaten out of you"!
Lissa: Kurama, do you have a vacuum in your hair?
Kurama: *sigh* Yeah… Regular or heavy duty?
Lissa: Heavy duty! (Gets a heavy duty vacuum and whacks the Evil Toonami Bastard) You may now continue beating the crap out of it.
Evil Toonami Bastard: (dies)
Yusuke: If a car is traveling at the speed of light, what happens when it turns it's headlights on? (A/n: That question was brought to you by my hentei cousins!)
Kurama: (buzz) The prisms will interact with each other, due to the overload of light and… (rants for ten minutes using very big words)… The end result is an overly large explosion that will cause the destruction of Ningenkai.
Lissa: Wrong!
Kurama: What?!
Lissa: The answer is that a giant monkey named Goku will come out, eat a cookie, and then stick Lynx in a poofy and frilly pink dress.
Lynx: WHAT?!
Lissa: Hey, that's what it says on the card. Kurama, spin the wheel of Botan!
Kurama: (spins the wheel of Botan)
Botan: I'm getting dizzy… @.@ (stops) Oh, thank heaven. Ok, you have to be slapped by a platypus named Ip.
Taki: You stole Ip!
Lissa: No, Bob and Mumpie did!
All but Taki & Lissa: ?
Taki: Ip is my purple tail-less Australian platypus and Bob is my invisible sea weasel.
Lissa: And Mumpie is my invisible land penguin.
All: ()
Ip: Squee!!
Lissa: You are so right, Ip! (slaps Kurama with Ip)
Taki: Damn! I wanted him to faint again!
Lissa: No, down boy! Bad Mumpie!
Yusuke: What's Mumpie doing?
Lynx: (buzz) Eating Inu-Yasha's hair!
Inu-Yasha: AAAAAAH!!!!!! (Whacks himself in the head randomly) GET IT OFF!!!!!!
Yusuke: Why is that a bad thing?
Bob: (buzz) Because Mumpie's beak is made out of titanium!
Yusuke: Why is Bob playing?
Mumpie: (buzz) Because!
Yusuke: Why is Mumpie playing?
All: (buzz) BECAUSE!!!
Lissa: Yay! I get to slap you all with fish! (slaps them with fish) Screw the points, everyone loses!!
Gorda: So what now?
Girls: (look at each other) Are you thinking what I'm thinking? (all nod)
Guys: Uh-oh…
Girls: A double triple wedding! ^_______^ (A/n: Gomen, couldn't think of the word for six. ())
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Melissa: YAY! I finished the 2nd chappyter! (throws sugar at all who reviewed)
Miyu: She's such an idiot. And so are all of you peeps for reviewing her stupid story!
Melissa: Stop insulting them! (takes out her hammer) You do remember what Yusuke went through when he insulted the reviewers, don't you? (Read "YYH meets the mutants" by A Hidden One and all will make sense. Or as much sense as possible.) He had to deal with a sugar high me!
Miyu: O.O (shudders) Scary…
Melissa: Any way, please review and I will give out more sugar! And other good stuff! Time for review responses!
A girl and her muses-
Melissa: Aly-chan, thankies for being my 1st reviewer! ^_^ I wuv you! o.O Put the chain saw down! And when you do review the world, make sure that Keiko dies!!
Miyu: Baka, how many times are you gonna kill Keiko?
Melissa: As many times as I want, DEAL! ^^ Thankies again!
YoukoGryffindor4-
Melissa: AIEEEEEE!!!! (gets covered in homework) … owies… Jeez, and I thought my geometry homework was bad… Anyway, I'm glad you like! And maybe you can buy a new arse since your last one fell off. ^^ Thankies!
Spoony Spoonicus-
Melissa: (holds up award) Ohmigosh, I can't believe I got this!
Miyu: (rolls eyes) I can't believe someone was stupid enough to give her an award… *BONK!* Never mind…
Melissa: As for the peeps, let me break it down. I'm Lissa, 'nuff said. Taki is my psycho, Kurama-loving twinlit. Lynx is a friend of mine who loves Hiei and is basically a female version of him, I think o.O. Gorda and Kyoko are my two Inu-Yasha loving buddies. And I just have to ask, do you like spoons? Lol and thankies!
Chibificgrl-100-
Melissa: Wow, there's a Taki the twinlit and Taki the magical bunny… Wonder who'd win in a fight?
Miyu: I bet 1000 yen on the bunny!
Melissa: …Yeah……….o.O Um, thankies!
Melissa: That's it for the reviews ^^. I will give anyone who can tell me what the Hell a Mary-sue fic is a chance to hurt my evil yami with the weapon of their choice!
Miyu: Well, that's not very nice.
Melissa: Of course it is! ^^ Please review and have a sugar-filled day! ^_^