Melissa: Konni's and nichiwa's all around, minna! Gomen, I know I haven't updated lately, but I had a bunch of homework and I was working on my other fic. Gomen ne! Feel free to think of any ways to kill me. ()

Miyu: I do all the time.

Melissa: Shut up! That reminds me, Miyu-chan, start running.

Miyu: Why?

Melissa: Look over there. (points at chibificgrl-100, who is running up behind Miyu with a golden hammer)

Miyu: AIEEEE! (runs off)

Chibificgrl-100: Fun! ^-^

Melissa: Hm, maybe I should upgrade my hammer to a GOLDEN new and improved baka-yami-kitsune bonking hammer of doom and death and stuff like that. Puu's doing the disclaimer!

Puu: Puu! ^_^ (translation: Melissa hardly even owns her sanity. Do you really think she'd own any animes?)

Melissa: (huggles Puu) He's so kawaii! Read peoples!

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Chappyter 3: Double triple wedding

Gorda: Um, we have a problem.

Girls: Hm?

Gorda: There's 6 girls and 4 bishonen.

Lissa: I can fix that! (dances around stupidly)

All: What the hell are you doing?

Lissa: Ever heard of a rain dance? (all nod) This is a bishonen dance! ^^

All: () (Yami and Teenage Koenma fall through the roof)

Botan: K-Koenma sir!

Kyoko: Yami! (glomps him) ^_^

Gorda: *Hehe, Inu-Yasha is all mine now!* ^_^ (A/n: That one's for you, G-chan!)

Lissa: Now, let's get married! (everyone is transported to a church and are now wearing wedding-y clothes)

Lynx: Wait! We need a minister!

Taki: Miroku can marry us all! (Miroku falls through the roof)

Miroku: @.@

Lissa: SQUEE!! (glomps him)

Yami: Where am I?

Lissa: Well, I'm kinda broke right now… () So I brought us all to Las Vegas. This is the cheapest place. It's ¾ candy store, ¼ drive-through wedding chapel. ^-^()

Lynx: Hiei, come back here! _ HIEI!!
Hiei: (staring at candy) oooh… sugar…Wonderful multitudes of sugar… (drools)

Lynx: C'mon, Hiei-kun, we're here to get married, not to buy candy! (drags him away)

Hiei: No! I NEED SUGAR!!!

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Taki: Yes!

Kyoko: But what about Kurama?

Taki: Crap! Polite kitsune or lecherous monk? I DON'T KNOW!!

Lissa: (shoves Taki out of the way) I'll decide for you! HE'S MINE!! (glomps him again)

Yusuke: (tries to sneak away)

Lissa: I don't think so, Yu-chan! OSUWARI!!!

Yusuke & Inu-Yasha: (fall on the ground) @.@

Kyoko: ENOUGH!!! Lissa, you get Yusuke, and Taki, you get Kurama. End of discussion. Now do what you know you have to do.

Taki & Lissa: But-

Kyoko: No buts! (Taki and Lissa mutter something about calling a lawyer)

Lissa: (sigh) (whacks Miroku with a dinner roll) (A/n: What the hell is wrong with me? A dinner roll?) Baka! Sango is supposed to bear your child! You may be a perv, but you don't cheat! (slaps herself) *Did I just say that?!*

Taki: And I pick Kurama! I like his ears. ^^

Kurama: …

Girls: Get on with the wedding already!

Miroku: (says a bunch of the wedding-y stuff)

Lissa: I do!

Yusuke: I… umm…

Lissa: (death glares) Say 'I do' or I will slap you with an anvil.

Yusuke: (gulp) (sigh) I do.

Lissa: ^_^

Taki: I do!

Kurama: Urr…

Taki: I'll buy you a new hair brush…

Kurama: I do!

Taki: Bribery rocks! ^_^

Lynx: I do!

Hiei: Hn.

Lynx: Sweet snow…

Hiei: I do!

Lynx: Bribery really does rock! ^_^

Gorda: I do!

Inu-Yasha: Hell no!

Gorda: Say it or I will sick Lissa's perverted cousins on you!

Inu-Yasha: O.O Not her cousins! I do!

Gorda: *Note to self: Thank Lissa's evil cousins* ^_^

Kyoko: I do!

Yami: Do I really have to?

Kyoko: Either you do… Or I make you listen to 24 hours worth of Tea's friendship speeches nonstop.

Yami: Anything but that! I do!

Kyoko: Blackmail is even better than bribery! ^_^

Koenma: Why am I here?

Botan: Well, 5 insane otakus are forcing us to get married.

Koenma: Oh.

Botan and Koenma: We don't!

Girls: (super evil sugar high death glare)

Botan and Koenma: We do. #-_-()

Miroku: You may now kiss the brides!

All but Miroku, Botan, and Koenma: (make out)

Koenma: Father's gonna kill me now that I've gotten married without his permission!

Botan: You guys should get a room.

Lissa: (momentarily stops) You're so right! (everyone is transported to a hotel room) (A/n: It's my cousin's fault that I have a hentei side, I swear!)

Girls: A presidential suite!

Guys: uh oh…

Lissa: Okies, now that were here, the authoress has an announcement to make!

All: ?

AA: (A/n: That's me, authoress form. Lissa is me, OC form. K?) Hey peeps!

Inu-Yasha: Does AA stand for Alcoholics Anonymous? *snickers*

AA: No you moron! Besides, I'm a member of YA, not AA. (A/n: YA stands for Yusukeholics Anonymous)

Yusuke: ()

AA: And AA stands for Almighty Authoress. Anyway, I would just like to say that there will be no sex scenes in this fic because I refuse to write a lemon fic. Thank you.

Guys: Thank Kami.

Girls: WHAT?!

AA: Yep. No lemon scenes. That's final. I'm going now. Bai bai! (leaves)

Girls: Damn!

Inu-Yasha: So what the hell do we do now?

Lissa: (takes a fish out of Kurama's hair) Spin the fish! (everyone sits in a circle)

Andrew: (comes in) Oooh, spin the fish. I wanna play! (sits in the circle)

Lissa: Andrew? What the hell are you doing here?

Andrew: Well, I was looking for Naru and then I came in here.

Lissa: You were looking for Naru? I'm telling Kelsey!

Yusuke: Who is this guy?

Taki: "Our" cousin. He's a hentai. ()

Andrew: Damn straight!

Lissa: So, how's the Trent and Pojo?

Hiei: Trent?

Kurama: Pojo?

Lynx: Trent is Andrew's alter ego. ()

Gorda: Pojo is a chicken that shoots fireballs out of his mouth. () (A/n: Trust me, you don't want to know.)

Guys: Right… ()

Andrew: The Trent is doing great… And Pujo is choking on a fireball.

All: o.O()

Lissa: For the last time, it's Pojo, not Pujo!

Andrew: Pujo!

Lissa: Pojo!

Andrew: PUJO!

Lissa: POJO!

-Half an hour later-

Andrew: PUUUUUUUJOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lissa: POOOOOOOJOOOOOOO!!!!!!

All: -_-()# *twitch* SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!

Andrew and Lissa: O.O()  ^^() Gomen ne, minna-san…

Gorda: (Picks up fish) C'mon, let's play the game!

Kyoko: Screw the fish! (Everyone makes out. Botan and Koenma are forced to make out. Andrew makes out with the fish.)

Kelsey: (comes in) ANDREW!!! (slaps him with a refrigerator) We're through! (runs out) (A/n: I predict that will happen some day in the near future.)

Andrew: (shrugs) Oh well… (continues making out with the fish, which is dead)

Lissa: (momentarily stops) I told her to run and never look back, but no, she didn't listen. No one ever listens to me. (Resumes)

… And they lived happily ever after. Amazingly enough, Botan and Koenma never divorced. They had two kids, Kotan and Boenma.

Andrew married the fish, which was still dead, male, and rotting. They never had kids and go see a marriage counselor every Tuesday night.

Taki and Kurama had an adorable kitsune hanyou girl named Foxy. Foxy had a theory that she was separated at birth from her "twinlit", Kiyuki, who was the tomboy-ish daughter of Lissa and Yusuke.

Lynx and Hiei had a rambunctious son name Liei. Liei constantly sparred with the Tetsuiga-wielding daughter of Gorda and Inu-Yasha, Inu-Gorda. Inu-Gorda was clearly more skilled than Liei, but Liei set her on fire every time he was about to lose.

Due to a dueling accident, Yami was unable to have kids. (A/n: I'll let you use your imagination on that one. ^^) He and Kyoko eventually adopted a baby from China named Wu. For some odd reason, Wu would change into a lizard whenever doused by cold water.

Kelsey ran off with the Trent and never looked back, having finally heeded Lissa's advice. She kept Pojo (not Pujo) as a pet and sold fire-breathing chickens for a living.

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Melissa: It's done!  

Miyu: Thank Kami.

Melissa: (rolls eyes) I would like to thank all you peeps who reviewed and made me want to continue posting this fic. You rock even more than blackmail does! ^_^

Melshenia Kari-

Melissa: Jeeper, C-chan, that's a really long name. Anyhoo, thankies for reviewing and I'm glad you like!

Chibificgrl-100-

Melissa: Congrats! You got to hurt my evil yami! And thankies for telling my what a mary-sue is.

Miyu: I'd say something right now, but I wont for fear of the magical bunny.

Melissa: Hey, that's my line!

Kubra-

Melissa: Hiya, K-chan! Yes, peoples have informed me that my bio is funny. Ain't it great? Thankies for reviewing!

Urameshi's Girl-

Miyu: Wait, L-chan, did you review your own story? I always knew you were stupid, but not this stupid.

Melissa: No, baka! T-chan just reviewed under my penname. Anyway, yes, Miyu is a meanie. And thankies for reviewing!

Melissa: Dat's da last chappyter! Please review and have a nice day! ^_^ (throws sugar at reviewers)