MD: Okay, so I thought this songfic was only gonna have one chapter…but I felt like doing another…

Kai: What does this have to do with KILL YOU?

MD: Do you give a fuck?

Kai: No, I don't give a fuck about anything.

MD: Cha-ching!

Kai: O.o…Say what?

MD: Do you give a fuck about Tyson? Do you give a fuck about The Bladebreakers? Do you give a fuck about the people you hurt? Do you give a fuck about Voltaire and Boris? Do you give a fuck about destroyin' other kids' blades? DO you give a fuck about stealing bitbeasts? Do you give a fuck about killing people?

Kai: No. I just don't give a fuck.

MD: That's the friggin point! You don't give a fuck!

Kai: Do I ever?

MD: -__-u No. But this chapter is about you telling the people that you just don't give a fuck

Kai: It's from Eminem right?

MD: Yeah baby!

Kai: Why him again?

MD: He knows how to express you!

Kai: Tha fuck?

MD: He doesn't give a fuck, you don't give a fuck. The point!

Kai: Just get it over with!

MD: Okay, so this actually belongs to Eminem. This is Eminem's I Just Don't Give A Fuck. But again, BEYBLADE STYLE! Or should I say Kai style…

Kai: MD does not own the original I Just Don't Give A fuck. That belongs to Eminem. She does own the new and modified I Just Don't Give A Fuck.

MD: Start rapping or singing or whatever it is you have to do, Kai!

Kai: I swear that I will one day kill you.

MD: Kill you…Where have I heard that before?

Kai: On with this shit.

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I Just Don't Give A Fuck

[Intro:]

Whoah!
Put you're your blades in the air, So I can steal 'em
and like, add 'em to my collection because ah
this is... what you thought it wasn't
It beez... Boris gave me Black Dranzer the evil bit
I be the K-A-I Hiwatari *shootng death glares to everyone in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...



Fat ass Gary, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, hate that Voltaire, I'm the silenced blader
Cursin at you bladers worse than Tyson Granger
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna win from me unless lift your sorry bum
Admit it, fuck it, while crashing your blade and stealing your bitbeast out in the open
I'm doin time, silence, destroyin, slavery and stealing bits then
My name is Kai Hiwatari, I'm a friggin blader (Hi Kai-zer)
I have friggin shark fins on my cheeks and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your bitbeast cause I'm comin up quick to steal your bitbeast
Gonna go challenge you just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm gonna launch Dranzer, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like that annoying brat, Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the beyblade, just ask Voltaire the friggin moron
I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Bryan did to Raymond


[Chorus:]

So when you see me on your block with no glocks
Just blading and not talk
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Takin that bit inside my blade, cos you were slackin
Tellin you asshole that I won't give 'em back
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put your blade back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my blade is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause your blade gon' get stuck, scratched, and destroyed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!



I'm nicer than Tala, but I'm on a mission to crush Dragoon
I'm Everlast-ing, I hate that Tyson buffoon
I'm mean enough to just take your bitbeast from you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your beyblade and still won't fix it too
I'll make your bit leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your launchers
I need to tell people that they should stop giving Max Crunchers
Sourpuss, Kai Hiwatari was the old name (Bye-bye!)
Salvation, Destroyin, creating assed tension
Pathological sourpuss, talking shit out of proportion
The loneliest, silenced, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, destructive blader, addict
Half sour, half puss
That makes me the sourpuss that destroyed your blade
If you don't get my point you seriously need to get laid


[Chorus:]

So when you see me on your block with no glocks
Just blading and not talk
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Takin that bit inside my blade, cos you were slackin
Tellin you asshole that I won't give 'em back
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put your blade back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my blade is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause your blade gon' get stuck, scratched, and destroyed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!



Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this beyblade is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the beyblade, I'm stealin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin boris' bitchin while I'm trashing dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Boris so vein, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, bladed the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no civilian
Too many mental problems got me destroyin blades and stealing bits again
I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in


[Chorus:]

So when you see me on your block with no glocks
Just blading and not talk
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Takin that bit inside my blade, cos you were slackin
Tellin your asshole that I won't give 'em back
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put your blade back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my blade is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause your blade gon' get stuck, scratched, and destroyed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!


[Outro:]

Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
I'm the Lone One..

Just let me be..

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MD: That's it for now.

Kai: Finally.

MD: You didn't like rapping?

Kai: I don't even like talking!

MD: Hell with you.

Kai: Hell IS a good opinion… It's better that getting tortured by YOU!

MD: You mean that?

Kai: Like Hell I mean that!

MD: *starts crying* You hate me!

Kai: Damn. Stop crying.

MD: No! You're an insignificant asshole!

Kai: O.O WHERE did YOU learn that word?

MD: Insignificant?

Kai: Isn't that word a little out of your league?

MD: You think I don't know that?

Kai: You stopped crying!

MD: You should've seen your face! It was priceless! Yah!

Kai: You're doing it again.

MD: Yah! Yahyahyahyah!!!

Kai: I gotta hide those lollypops.

MD: Do it again!

Kai: What?

MD: You know!

Kai: You mean how my eyes popped out literally cos you said such a word that was waaaaaaay out of your league?

MD: Yes, you self-centered ass!

Kai: O.O

MD: ^^ Yah! REVIEW!!!