MD: Okay…Kai isn't really doing this…just a couple of lines…
Kai: Yes!…Who is gonna do this?
MD: Voltaire…
Voltaire: ME!! YES!! *reads the titel* I've gone crazy?!!!! I am not crazy!!! I'm just power hungry!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
MD: Kai!! Help me restrain him!!!
*Kai and MD restrains Voltaire with heavy duty chains and one of those jackets from the ward*
MD: Moving on!!
Kai: What does this have to do with the rest?
MD: This is why you steal bitbeasts and do all that stuff!
Kai: The title is kinda soft.
MD: No crap…Disclaimer!
Kai: MD does not own Eminem's My Dad's Gone Crazy. She does own this new and beybladed version of it…I think.
MD: ~_^ I think that Voltaire is more mad…don't you think?
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Voltaire's Gone Crazy[Intro:]
[Tuning Tv]
[Voltaire is thinking of a way to take over the world]
[DJ Jazzman:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about grandfather and grandson relationships
Do you have a gramps?
I'll bet you do
[Door opens]
who's your gramps?
[Kai:]
Voltaire, have you gone mad?
[Beat starts]
[Voltaire:]
Haha
[Voltaire & Kai:]
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
[Voltaire:]
I'm goin to Hell, who's comin' with me?
[Kai:]
Somebody, please kill him!
[calls the ward]
Voltaire has really gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
There's no bitbeast I can't steal
There's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing I can't take this bitbeast to
[Dranzer Makes Bitbeast Sound]
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass launcher
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with bitbeasts, don't make me laugh,
Beyblade with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Boris been fucking with hats off
[Boris:]
Suck it asshole
[Voltaire:]
So tell Judy and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherfucking button and blades off
And launch all of these bitbeasts, and hats off
[Boris Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except the abby on the map, off
when will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Kai, tell 'em shitty
[Kai:]
Grandfather has lost it
[Chorus:]
[Voltaire:]
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[Kai:]
Voltaire's gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
A little help from Mr. D won't you tell em' baby
[Kai:]
Voltaire is freaky!
[Voltaire:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[Kai:]
Voltaire's an idiot!
[Voltaire:]
There's no one on earth that can beat me, well maybe shitty
[Kai:]
The bastard's gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
It's like my mother always told me
[Voltaire Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh…
Fuck that shit, bitch, fuck a motherfuckin' prick
Chew on a stick, and launch a million motherfuckin' blades per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a kiddy-lover ass, love kiddy
And have a friggin blade glued to my face with a bit-chip in my nose
Then start bringin my flows, start giving me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all let me take over, this wouldn't be my m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a bitbeast by its blade, man I don't know no more
Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more?
[Kai:]
Idiot
[Chorus:]
[Voltaire:]
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[Kai:]
Voltaire's gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
A little help from Mr. D won't you tell em' baby
[Kai:]
Voltaire is freaky!
[Voltaire:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[Kai:]
Voltaire's an idiot!
[Voltaire:]
There's no one on earth that can beat me, well maybe shitty
[Kai:]
The bastard's gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
My act can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you kill yourself with the same rhyme
see what you're seeing is a vile venomous volatile ass at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' beyblades twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I steal
Like the rich people who likes to eat veal
No pain inside of my guilt, than the eyes of a doll inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on Ronny's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till bitbeasts gather as lemonade
And thats pretty much the gist of it
Bladers are pissed, but villains
love it
Nine millimeter, bitbeast stashed, in beyblades with Tyson Granger
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Kai listen to Tyson neither
[Chorus:]
[Voltaire:]
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[Kai:]
Voltaire's gone crazy!
[Voltaire:]
A little help from Mr. D won't you tell em' baby
[Kai:]
Voltaire is freaky!
[Voltaire:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[Kai:]
Voltaire's an idiot!
[Voltaire:]
There's no one on earth that can beat me, well maybe shitty
[Kai:]
The bastard's gone crazy!
[Outro:]
[Voltaire:]
Crazy
[Kai:]
Bye bye
Go to Hell asshole!
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Kai: I can't believe I made you do that.
MD: I don't know what you people think of this…
Kai: They think it's crap.
MD: But I worked so hard on this!
Kai: Is this the last songfic?
MD: Hell no!
Kai: Crap.
Voltaire: I had fun!
MD: How'd you get loose?!
Voltaire: *shrugs*
People from the ward: *strains Voltaire* You're going back to your room.
MD: I knew it! I knew that he escaped from the ward!
Kai: You mean the looney bin?
MD: Yep. Review sweet people!
Kai: You should join Voltaire.
MD: Nah. I already go to anger management class.
Kai: Review people… Really?
MD: Yah cos…*goes on explaining to Kai why she has to go to anger management class*