Hey my lovelies, sorry for the late updates! For the beginning of this, I needed SOMETHING to get my newest part going!

To explain the Beast thing, it was going to be Sabertooth, but it was too hard for me to imagine him going along with everybody else without killing at least two of them.

My biology teacher is going to fail me because I couldn't recover my bug project. . I'm SO terribly perturbed.

Oh, and my clothes smell like pot.why? BECAUSE I WENT TO THE TSUNAMI BOMB CONCERT FOR MY BIRTHDAY! WHOOOOO!! I WAS IN THE FRONT ROW AND EVERYTHING!! .Heheheh, sorry folks, I'm just happy!

Agent M is my idol! (She's the lead singer for Tsunami Bomb, if you didn't know) XD oh...WISH ME A HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY! NOW!!! Woo Hoo! Actually, my birthday was the 21st, but its okay, I'm accepting late happy birthdays! Whee! *Ehem* must be the pot.shh.

Disclaimer: Own anything here I do not. .Except the fuzzy Kurt! Which, might I add; I got a plushie of him for my birthday! *cuddles* XD

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Rogue slept peacefully, a sardonic smile on her face.

~*~Rogue's Dream~*~ (Back in New York)

"Where's my house?? Its like, totally gone!" An upset Kitty Pryde screeched at the top of her lungs.

"Whoa, Kitty, calm down. Its godda be around here somewhere." Evan Daniels, being his normal self, actually lifted up a rock to look under.

"Evan, it was like, a house! Where would it be??"

"Calm down, half-pint, we'll find it." Sniffing, Logan glanced around, before looking back at the empty lot where the young girl's house sat no more than twelve hours ago.

"But Mr. Logan-"

"No buts, kid! We'll find it, so just calm down!" He was obviously getting irritated at her behavior.

"I'm afraid Logan is right, Kitty, getting upset will do nothing to bring your house back." Ororo Munroe stepped out from behind the house next door to Kitty's lot.

"Hey, Auntie O, I think I found something." Evan got everybody's attention. He pointed to a picture in the middle of the road.

In the center of the picture was Rogue, standing in front of the house, giving the camera a one-fingered salute.

~*~End of the dream~*~

The next morning, the group woke up to growling stomachs, all deciding silently that they needed to find some food.

Rogue got up first, looking around. "There's godda be someplace where we can find somethin' to eat around here."

The others, yawning, slowly got up as well, agreeing that they should find something to eat.

Following the red and green plaid road, the five 'friends' went in search of some food. Coming across a large group of orange trees, the group didn't hesitate to start picking the fruit and eat them.

"What are you doing here??" The voice echoed through the trees, making them jump.

"ANSWER ME!" A large person stepped out from behind the trees, holding a large branch that looked like a bat.

"Ve vere hungry! Ve decided zat ve could have some fruit so ve vouldn't starve!" Kurt said quickly, his accent thickening slightly.

"Well these are MY trees!"

"Who're you, then?" Rogue held her oranges protectively to herself (meant as an innuendo for you slightly slower people out there XD) as Piotr stepped forward.

"They call me the Blob, and I'm VERY protective of my food! Now you have to pay the..uh..consequences!"

Swinging the branch at them, Piotr took his chance and ripped an orange in half, taking each half and pushing them into the Blob's eyes, causing him to shriek in pain and drop the branch. Tearing the oranges from his eyes and rubbing them furiously, he focused on getting the citrus from his burning eyes.

Taking the chance, Beast and Piotr ripped one of the trees from the ground and dashed off with it, following Rogue, Kurt, and Toad down the path to safety.

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"Oh.mah.god." Rogue stopped short, causing a five 'person' pile-up on the red and green plaid road.

"Vat? Vat happened, Rogue-" Suddenly gagging, he realized why she stopped so suddenly.

There, right in the center of the red and green plaid road, was a pigmy wearing ruby-red sunglasses, and a tall red head in a rather poofy dress, both too busy to notice the frightened people about twenty feet from them.

At this, Toad quickly starts to rub his eyes, trying to rid himself of the images he's seen. Beast and Piotr both shudder.

"Somebody help us." A horrible retching could be heard from Rogue, as the pigmy started to rapidly 'prove to the witch what he could do'. (Bwahahaha.)

Scared witless now, Piotr and Beast both picked up the trees they were carrying and ran blindly past, hoping they wouldn't make the mistake of tripping over the busy pair.

Toad hurriedly leapt past, while Kurt wraps an arm around Rogue and teleports her to a safe distance.

The sounds of the odd couples.coupling.could still be heard, so the group quickly moved on, all too afraid to speak now. Simultaneously, the group all seemed to think the same thought at the same time.

Nothing is going to scare me more for the rest of my life.

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Heh.no offense to any Scott/Jean fans out there, but, eh, screw it, never mind. I'm not really sorry, because if that offends you, I can do things now that'll still freak you out in ten years.