Hi! Hi! Hi!

Sorry it took me so long to post this chapter but when I typed it the other night (I think it was Tuesday the 20th, but y do u care about that?) and it took me an hour to type it (a/n that is a lot of time considering I should be studying for my exams (hee, hee)) and the next morning, when I went to post it (I was really tired that night so I didn't post it then), the computer couldn't find the file, so I couldn't post it. And I didn't post yesterday (yesterday was May 22) b/c 1) it was my birth day (yay!) and 2) I had a French exam to study for (doesn't that stink, I had to study for a French (a/n that is my "trouble class") exam on my birthday! (Aren't I a terrible person? Making all of you readers (which at current is my 4 close friends, myself, and Mewchild) feel sorry for me!)(oh well! It's not like it's that much trouble)

This next paragraph may look pointless (and it might just be, but I took a long time to type it and it will prevent future confusion) but you should read it b/c as the parenthesis said it will prevent confusion along the way.

oh! I think you should know that my friends and I are going to be popping in and out of this fic. (hee hee! When I tried to type "popping" I accidentally wrote "pooping" hee hee!)

Since I don't want to put our real names on the internet (not that it matters b/c as I have already said, nobody but, me, my friends, and Mewchild are reading this) but anyway I am calling us by names that are branches off of our real names or nicknames we are called by each other/family

So if you see any of the following 5 names, it's me and my friends. I will also tell you their ffn pennames so you can read their stuff.

-Jane-doe: this is me! 'Brekke rider of gold Wirenth'

-Annecake: this is my bestest best friend in the world! Her pen name is 'dancing barefoot in my socks' you should read her stuff! She was writing this story (not this story, but a story) as a joke, but she has gotten all of these reviews from people saying that they think that it is a really well rounded and well written story (not that it isn't Annecake!) but we just thought that that was too funny! Anyway you should read it!

-Katey-did: this is one of my other best friend (emphasis on 'best' not 'other' katey-did!) this is a nickname that her mom calls her and I sort of picked it up and so now I call her that too. Anyway her pen name is 'Phoenix Trainer' and she has one fic (as of now) and the mean people that I and our other friends are make fun of her in the reviews.

-Suz-dawg: this is yet another of my best friends. This name came up b/c one person in her class wrote on one of her notebooks calling her 'da suz-mastah' and some of the guys in our grade saw it and started calling her that, but switched to 'sus-dawg' later. Anyway (again) her pen name is 'bazooie' and she is very sweet and writes me lots of nice/funny/sometimes confusing reviews (and we love you for it girly!) (A/n: I call lots of people 'girly' but mainly my cat, who by the way is in this chapter (oh, oh! That was an adjective clause!)(sorry, English exam)(you can read about her in my bio)(if you care))(I bet you are getting really tired of these comments aren't you? Oh well. Too bad for you b/c you need to read this!)

Finally,

-K-chan: this is the wonderful girl who so graciously introduced me to Inuyasha (thank you 'k') I got this name from bazooie's bio b/c she used it instead of her real name and since we have no other nick name for her (sorry, but it is true!) I am using this. I might just call her 'K' b/c that is easier, so just look for both. Her pen name is 'staring at stars with Kenshin' (she is a kenshin (did I spell that right?) fan also, if you couldn't tell) and I don't think she has a fic yet, but I think she is working on one.

Whoo! That was a loooonnnng paragraph. Sorry about that but I though I should explain all of that.

Well here is the story:

Actions preformed by either myself or the characters: ~  ~

Warning: this chapter contains extremely odd and confusing (yet funny) happenings. Read at your own risk (of confusion)(or stomach cramps from laughing)

The Inuyasha gang meets a giant, mutant worm

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha sadly. But I own the 2 I-spy books on the table next to me. I also own the new CD player and CDs that I got for my birthday yesterday. I don't own Annecake (who makes an appearance in this chapter). I wish that I owned Oliver Wood (or at least lived near him) and Annecake wishes she owned Harry Potter (am I right?)

Here we go!

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Last chapter:

"Ahh, you're here," said Kaede, "I have something to tell you…"

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"What is it Kaede?" asked Kagome.

"Well, your mother is dead."

"What!?" cried Kagome.

"Well, I went to your house (ok, I know she can't get through the well, but once again, it's my story and I can do what I want) and I made us some tea and your mother died," explained Kaede as if it were all very simple now.

"You killed my mother!" exclaimed (not explained, exclaimed) Kagome pointing an accusing finger at Kaede.

"No, Kagome. I am your mother," said Kaede. (does anyone else smell a "Star Wars"?)

As she said this, Kagome looked down at the stump where her hand used to be as she cried out, "nooooooooooooooo!" (imagine this 'nooo' as being pained and anguished")(I bet you are wondering were the "stump where her hand used to be" came from, well, so am I!)(just kidding, it is from 'Star Wars')

"Ahhh! Kagome! Where did your hand go?" cried Miroku.

"Oh, that. You know, I'm not quite sure!" said Kagome happily.

"Enough of this lolly-gagging. (cool word isn't it?) We've got work to do!" said Inuyasha. (sounds like something a dad would say to his 5-year-old son to get him to help rake the lawn or something)

"I like to rake my lawn!" said Sango.

(Wait! How can you hear me Sango?!)

"We can here everything you say Brekke," stated Ernie.

"Who are you?" cried Dr. Redundant.

"Why, I'm Brekke's dog. I can talk. Isn't that cool?"

"Yes. Well, I'm Dr. Redundant so I will strike again b/c the title says that I have to. So do something redundant so I can leave."

(ok) While Dr. Redundant was talking, Miroku was staring at Sango and thinking about…

"Ewwww! Please no, Brekke!" cried Sango.

"Awwww, come on Brekke, please let me think about that!" cried Miroku (gosh, what is up with these people? that's all I hear these days. Waaa, waaa, waaa. The world is full of crybabies I tell you! They're everywhere. You can't escape them! ~looks behind self~ Ahhhhhhhhh! There's one now. Die you fiend! Ha, ha! You can't escape me! Gotcha! Whoo! Now that that's over I can go back to typing)

No.

"Awwww, why not?" pleaded Miroku.

 Because I am the writer and you have to do what I say and I say no!

Well then, while Dr. Redundant was saying this Harry Potter and Oliver Wood (sigh, I love, love, love Oliver Wood) walked into the hut and while they were looking around they were thinking about stuff (oooooo! stuff!) Harry and Oliver were thinking about how much they wanted some cute girls to come into the hut right then, because they were pretty bored.

'Man I'm bored,' thought Harry, 'I wish a cute girl or even two would come into this little hut thing!'

'I wish some cute girls would come into this hut right now,' thought Oliver, 'because I am so bored!"

(Whoa! That was a double Dr. Redundant strike!)

"Thank you Harry and Oliver. Now I can leave," said Dr. Redundant as he left the building.

"Dr. Redundant has left the building!" cried Naomi. (she is my Siamese kitten)

"Yay!" cried Shippou. (I know I said that he wouldn't be here but I am running out of people to get excited about stupid things)

"Go away Shippou. You bug me!" said Inuyasha (no, I haven't forgotten about the real characters) with this, Inuyasha grabbed Shippou and punted him like a football.

Good, now he's gone. He really does bug me sometimes!

"Brekke, can you hurry up and get some girls in here?" asked Oliver.

"Hey! I'm a girl! What's wrong with me?" cried Kagome who was thoroughly miffed that Oliver though there was something wrong with her.

"Me too! What's wrong with us Oliver? Harry? What is it?" cried Sango, also miffed.

"Brekke, can you make that two available girls?" asked Harry.

Be right on it!

In walked a fairly tall girl with light brown hair and a slightly dazed look on her face. Right behind her was a girl of similar height and shorter dark brown only looking slightly less confused.

"Where are we?" asked the first girl.

"I'm not sure," said the second girl as she looked around. "Ohh! I know where we are!" she cried gleefully as she spotted Oliver and Harry, "We are in my fanfic, The Inuyasha gang meets a giant, mutant worm! And if my memory serves me, then Oliver and Harry are over there waiting for us!"

"Are you sure Jane-doe? Why would they be waiting for us?" asked the first girl, still confused.

"Yes, I'm sure Annecake! They asked for two available girls and what better girls for the job than us?" asked Jane-doe.

"Why hello ladies. And who might you be?" asked Harry.

"I'm Jane-doe and this is my best friend Annecake. And I want Oliver!" exclaimed Jane-doe excitedly.

'Energetic isn't she?' thought Oliver.

"Ok then, Jane-doe. Then I will go with Annecake," said Harry.

'Fine with me,' thought Annecake.

"Well, Jane-doe, let's go!" said Oliver suddenly as he swept her off of her feet and left the hut. Those still in the hut could hear Jane-doe saying that she could walk by herself, thank you very much!

"Well, Annecake, my sweet, let us follow them!" said Harry as he laughed at his friend.

"Whatever you say Harry," replied Annecake.

'Whatever you say is fine with me!' she thought.

As they left Inuyasha let out an exasperated sigh.

"Finally! All of the characters not in this anime are gone!"

"No. Ernie and I are still here," said Naomi.

"Well that's ok because you are talking animals like me," said Inuyasha. (I love Inuyasha to pieces, but it is true! He is sort of a talking animal)

"Well, I want to leave. C'mon Naomi!" said Ernie as they left.

"Well Inuyasha. What were you going to say before all of those other people came in?" asked Kagome.

"Well, I was going to say that we should search for some more jewel shard, but now I am so confused that I don't think I would be able to fight a demon if I had to!" exclaimed Inuyasha with a dazed look on his face. (Awww! Our poor baby inu!)

"Oh, by the way Kagome, your mother isn't dead. I don't know where you live. Let alone do I know your mother. (ok that sentence didn't make much sense, but oh well!)

"Ok, Kaede," said Kagome, still confused about why Kaede did whatever she did or didn't do. "Well, lets get something to eat and get some sleep and we can look for shards in the next chapter, I mean in the morning!"

"Ok," chorused the rest of the characters.

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Ok that was a weird chapter wasn't it? I wrote it during school on Monday. But I changed some of the things I had in it.

Also, I have been informed by my friends (mainly, 'dancing barefoot in my socks'/Annecake) that I am putting odd, southern phrased such as 'ga' and 'geez' and 'gosh' and other such words in my fic. (if any of my readers are northerners and they do say these things, I am sorry if I offend you. I just don't spend much time up north so I don't know how you talk) I wanted to explain that this is b/c I am a pure southern girl. Born and raised in the highly southern state of Georgia. (and darn (there I go again) proud of it too!) So if I put any southern phrases that you don't understand please inform me and I will either try to stop using that particular word or try and explain what I mean by that phrase. Also, I would like to tell all of my reader that have seen the movie "Sweet Home Alabama", that we are nothing like that here (at least not in the city) we do not all talk with heavy southern accents (though I admit that when I go to Colorado, that I can hear my southern accent when I talk with other kids)(and the terrible thing is that they made fun of me for saying "Y'all" which everyone says here)(by the way "y'all" means "you all")(just so you know), and we don't take babies to bars (once again, at least not in Atlanta), and we all don't drive pick-ups (though my dad does), and we don't all live in trailers, and we don't all marry our high school sweet hearts (though some do I guess!) Ok sorry about that, it just really bugged me that the movie made us all seem like stupid, southern hill-billies!

Review responses:

Mewchild: thank you. I'm glad you think it is a good story and I'm also glad you think that it is funny. Whoa! Two really big squirrels just ran up the tree out side the window (I live near some woods and the office window is about 2-3 yards from a big, squirrel-infested tree.

bazooie: I am glad that I made your day! Thank you for all of the responses (for those who don't know, it was 3 I a row)

Phoenix Trainer: don't worry, I have plans for the song. Just wait! I think it will be good

Well that's the responses to the only new reviews I have to respond to. I promise that I will get to the worm eventually! Just give me time (I might need lots of it) I don't know if I will be able to update much between now and May 30 because I still have 4 exams. Thanx for reading. It makes me feel good about my writing! I have an idea for another story that I hope to have out soon. Bye!

c u l8r

-Brekke