JACK: But, just who is this Michael Myers guy?

LOOMIS: This isn't a guy!! Michael Myers is the EVILEST patient I have ever had the dishonor of keeping locked up for fifteen years. There is no time to explain who or what HE is; HE is following my very trail as we speak. HE just murdered the landlords, the Ropers!! It wasn't a pretty sight...... (Closes his eyes in disgust)

JANET: What can we do to stop HIM?

LOOMIS: Absolutely........nothing.........unless........(Makes a wide-eyed face)......

AN HOUR LATER: Jack, Crissy, and Janet are reading lines from a script.

JACK: (Unconvincing, shotuing) Hell-o....Jan-et....Strode!..My...name...is...Jack...Strode!...And...Who...is...your...friend...o-ver..there?

CRISSY: (Unconvincing, shouting) My...name...is...Crissy...Strode!

(The front door is being slashed down by Michael Myers. The Halloween theme plays in the background.)

LOOMIS: (Shouting) Now!!

(Jack, Janet, Crissy, and Loomis get out their guns and shoot HIM unconscious. Music stops.)

JACK: Is HE?

LOOMIS: HE never dies.......and I'm pretty sure who HE is after next......

(Cut to various scenes from Halloween 1 with Laurie and Myers. Cut back to Jack's apartment. Michael has disappeared. The Halloween theme plays yet again. Loomis runs off.....)

TO BE CONTINUED IN A HALLOWEEN/8 SIMPLE RULES CROSSOVER.......