another story buy my half demon self.....i cant say i was that fond of some
of my other stories...especialy the last one,but this one will be very
long...i hope,lets see how far my boardome can take me.....
tiny ivan-plz make my normal sized again...
uhhhhhhh...NO!
tiny ivan-.......SPARK PLASMA!!!
*is fried*that doesnt solve anything...
well,anyway,with the story, mia's mishap!
it was another normal day...except garet and issac were fighting instead of ivan and garet.ivan got some snaks and watched.eventualy,when they stopped,ivan chucked a nacho covered in cheese at garet and told them to keep fighting.but garet just ran around yelling"GET IT OFF!!!IT BURNS!!!"ivan was practicly choking he was laughing so hard!when jenna and sheba came out,they told them mia was sick.she was only a little sick,nothing serios...untill the next morning....all the other night she just kept throwing up.she was losing all of her physenergy and couldnt heal herself...issac's cure,cure well,and potent cure werent helping at all..."this is bad"mumbled issac...he then picked her up and carried her to inu's cave...he was kinda good with medicin...even though sometimes it made sickness worse...the adepts trusted though.they said"if u make anything bad happen to mia....u will suffer a worse fate then her!"inu gulped and said ok.since they were friends he didnt charge them...and so he got to work...he put on((i do not own zelda))hero's charm to look at mia's energy...it was low...there wasnt much time left before she died...he took all night,and mia was nearing her death...inu applied the herbs...and believe it or not,they worked...mia slowly started to recover...when it was morning the adepts came to check on mia,they found her sleeping,and inu also,sleeping,in the next bed over.they decided to just leave them alone till they woke up.they worried about mia still...how exactly she got sick...she couldnt of just caught a cold...it would have taken longer to catch a cold...no one figured out how she got sick,but as long as she was better,they didnt realy....care.they were just happy to see mia better.mia made a small grunt noise...whe was sweating rather badly,then her eyes slowly opened..."what...what happened"mia said in a low raspy voice.everyone happily greeted the tired mercury adept.then jenna explained"you were sick for a few days,so we brought you to inu to see if he could heal you"mia smiled a little and said"i think it worked...though i am still exhausted...its only cause i couldnt sleep after eating the herb....it tasted a bit too strong for my liking,but inu seemed to like them,he put them on anything he ate...and anything i ate too."mia looked at the waking inu and said"good morning alex"then smiled.inu was happy to see she was feeling better and gave everyone something to eat and drink."so,alex"said ivan"what exactly is in your herb that makes it taste so strong.((inu and alex are the same person if u got confused,sorry if i got you confused))"well"said alex in an reluctant voice"its...garlic powder,and i forget what the other herbs are in it"mia made a face that looked kinda like this 0.o then turned a little green after remebering he put that on all the food he ate yesterday."how could u stand how it tasted"said mia"easy,i have strong senses,such as strong taste.strong tastes dont effect me.thats why when after issac and me sword fight,when i lose,i can stand the taste of those potions."this time,jenna whent 0.o then issac laughed a little recalling the few battles they had and in the end inu would always end up on the ground in the same spot uncontios with some spot bleeding and issac would have to either get mia or a potion...mostly mia,cause he thought inu would just throw the potion back up.he did,too,all over issac.issac smelled funny for days after that.then there was the time issac lost cause he slipped of the side of the ledge and inu tried to help him cause issac didnt know how to swim,even though issac was 17 and inu was 13,inu could save people from drowning.when mia could stand again,they headed off for lunpa to help free a friend of theirs from the grasp of dodonpa...sounds simple enough,yes,WELL IT ISNT!they didnt have the cloak ball so they repetitivly got thrown out of the fortress...so they sent inu,ivan,and sheba,cause they made almost no noise and were hard to see in the dark,so off they weant.inu and ivan left traps near every door should anyone try to follow them.they succesfully reached the dungeon area.their friend was fehzi she was on her way to vault on vaction from xian when she got kidnaped my a guard returning FROM vault.they saw dodonpa((i do not own the lord of the rings or zelda))he took fehzi and said"if u want to see her again,u have to go to mordor and reach the time portal and go to hyrule castle....u will never make it out of here alive though...."he summons this huge creature that looks like a dragon...ivan,inu,and sheba werent that strong and probably couldnt slay the dragon...but they were going to fight anyway.ivan evacuated sheba,and until ivan got back,inu would handle the dragon on his own...he drew his assassins blade and charged forward.the dragon whent to attack but he evaided and cut the dragon on the side,making it screech in pain.inu put some poisin herb on the dragon's side and poisined it...the dragon was nearing death when it smashed inu through a wall and back to the outside,knocking him out...the dragon let out a few screeches before knocking out everyone but mia.the dragon blew a huge blast of fire directly at mia,inu got up,and pushed mia to the side and took the blow for her...the dragon had then yelled once more,then collapsed from poisin...then inu,burnt completely...fell to his knees,then on his face...mia attemted to revive him,but couldent...she used the last of her water of herms on him,he twitched a little and slowly oppened his eyes.he couldnt move.when issac woke up he brought him to a sanctumn to remove his burns.then,they all weant to the inn...were,there were only 3 rooms with 1 bed in each...issac snikered,then said"we will draw straws to see who sleepes in the same room together"he rigged it so it would be,garet and jenna,ivan and sheba,inu and mia,and himself with master hama((i know,when did she get here,well,i dunno,i ran out of people to pick))issac did the face that mia and jenna made earlier today 0.o and said"master hamma....when did u get here???"she said"i dunno...i woke up this morning and i was outside on the ground..."jenna and garet argued for a long time until garet fell asleep on the bed...meaning jenna would either sleep on the floor...or try to move garet...or sleep next to him...she didnt wanna sleep on the floor,garet was too fat to move,and she didnt want to sleep next to him,so she did the simplest thing she could think of...she put the left over chiken out side the room.garet woke up,and whent to go eat it.when he left the room,jenna slamed the door shut and locked it.garet didnt notice and fell asleep next to the chiken.sheba and ivan were still small and had no problem sharing a bed.inu said he would sleep on the floor so mia could role around freely.they argued until mia fell asleep and then inu whent to the floor and slept.issac and master hamma didnt argue much...except when issac tried to sleep in his underware.master hamma threw some heavy things at him.things werent going as planned for master hamma...she just wanted to sleep,but with issac there...it would be different if issac didnt try to go to bed in his underwere.when she awoke the next morning...she saw true horror next to her...issac...with nothing on((throws up))she looked down at herself to find she had her cloths on,she sighed a long sigh of relief...garet woke up and didnt care that he was on the floor.jenna woke up and yawned realy loudly...ivan and sheba were happy with eachother in the same bed((not responsible for bad images right now))they were in love and never wanted to be apart from eachother...mia woke up and was a bit offended that inu wouldnt sleep in the same bed with her...inu didnt wanna wake up...but mia cast douse on him several times.when he awoke,he thought he wet his pants...and then blushed when he saw mia,she said"u drank a lot last night and forgot to go to the bathroom"then she gigled.inu said"did i realy...just..."mia said in a gigiling voice"no,i just cast douse on u a few times"inu sighed a sigh of relief and said"why"mia said"u offended me a little last night by not sleeping in the same bed with me..."inu said in a reashuring voice"i didnt mean to offend you...it just didnt feel right"they both sat silent for a few minutes and then left for breakfast,inu,still not speaking his feelings...neither did mia speak of hers either...when everyone was dressed in their proper cloths((not responsible for any more bad images))they whent to breakfast,except for ivan and sheba who were kissing eachother in bed...issac snuck up on them and started to spy on them 'wait till i tell the others' he thought.then inu and mia grabed issac by the arms and dragged him to breakfast so that he would leave ivan and sheba alone.mia suggested that they go djinn hunting.they all agreed.they got their special weapons that they had gotten from lunpa and headed twords the djinn woodland....it was very quiet...just then,there was a blur of purple.'a jupiter djinn' thought issac.with that,issac struck it down with his gia blade.it wasnt a djinn...only a hologram.the real djinn struck mia down with a bunch of rapid strikes.inu shouted"shruiken!"and with that,there was a small flash...inu began to glow a little.when the glow stopped,inu was revaled...but he was different,his armor and hair had changed,so hadnt his weapon.((i also dont own darkages,the greatest internet game ever))he had two small daggers with light blue handles,and throwing stars.in a cocky voice he said"so,this is a djinn...ivan will be please to take you in..that is...IF YOU CAN SURVIVE FIGHTING ME!"with that he started to say strange phrases,like... stilleto trap!,or poisin snare!he even taunted it.whenever it walked over were inu yelled one of those traps,it would get severly hurt.inu started chuking the throwing stars at the djinn.the djinn had fallen,and inu returned to normal.they left the forest after that to see if ivan and sheba were done kissing eachother yet.when they entered there room,they saw something they didnt expect,ivan was now ontop of sheba as they were kissing.they closed the door and issac said"we should stop them before this gets out of control...we cant aford a kid..."so with that,they knocked on the door,stopping them from continuing to kiss eachother.ivan frowned and said"be right back my love"to sheba.inu said he talk to them,when ivan opened the door inu said"i brought u and sheba a djinn"ivan smiled and said thanks,then ivan and sheba said they would go with them too...to an island vacation they planned((they like vacation,dont they...))the island was called 'crossbone island'
so,what do u think:)i promised a long story,i keep promises.
tiny ivan-why do i get stuck with sheba!
tiny sheba-i dunno....who cares,i like u:)
tiny ivan-@_@
well...i guess i am ready to right the next fanfiction...next one wont take long to right i hope,this one took all day...the next episode is called crossed pirates of crossbone isle
created by-alex directed by-alex characters by-((except for inualex))camalot writtin by-alex
cya adept...((by the way,for those of you wondering who inualex is...he is my incarnation,i spawned him from the deepest reaches of my mind while my teacher was flapping his gums about something...i forget what though,o well,bye))
tiny ivan-plz make my normal sized again...
uhhhhhhh...NO!
tiny ivan-.......SPARK PLASMA!!!
*is fried*that doesnt solve anything...
well,anyway,with the story, mia's mishap!
it was another normal day...except garet and issac were fighting instead of ivan and garet.ivan got some snaks and watched.eventualy,when they stopped,ivan chucked a nacho covered in cheese at garet and told them to keep fighting.but garet just ran around yelling"GET IT OFF!!!IT BURNS!!!"ivan was practicly choking he was laughing so hard!when jenna and sheba came out,they told them mia was sick.she was only a little sick,nothing serios...untill the next morning....all the other night she just kept throwing up.she was losing all of her physenergy and couldnt heal herself...issac's cure,cure well,and potent cure werent helping at all..."this is bad"mumbled issac...he then picked her up and carried her to inu's cave...he was kinda good with medicin...even though sometimes it made sickness worse...the adepts trusted though.they said"if u make anything bad happen to mia....u will suffer a worse fate then her!"inu gulped and said ok.since they were friends he didnt charge them...and so he got to work...he put on((i do not own zelda))hero's charm to look at mia's energy...it was low...there wasnt much time left before she died...he took all night,and mia was nearing her death...inu applied the herbs...and believe it or not,they worked...mia slowly started to recover...when it was morning the adepts came to check on mia,they found her sleeping,and inu also,sleeping,in the next bed over.they decided to just leave them alone till they woke up.they worried about mia still...how exactly she got sick...she couldnt of just caught a cold...it would have taken longer to catch a cold...no one figured out how she got sick,but as long as she was better,they didnt realy....care.they were just happy to see mia better.mia made a small grunt noise...whe was sweating rather badly,then her eyes slowly opened..."what...what happened"mia said in a low raspy voice.everyone happily greeted the tired mercury adept.then jenna explained"you were sick for a few days,so we brought you to inu to see if he could heal you"mia smiled a little and said"i think it worked...though i am still exhausted...its only cause i couldnt sleep after eating the herb....it tasted a bit too strong for my liking,but inu seemed to like them,he put them on anything he ate...and anything i ate too."mia looked at the waking inu and said"good morning alex"then smiled.inu was happy to see she was feeling better and gave everyone something to eat and drink."so,alex"said ivan"what exactly is in your herb that makes it taste so strong.((inu and alex are the same person if u got confused,sorry if i got you confused))"well"said alex in an reluctant voice"its...garlic powder,and i forget what the other herbs are in it"mia made a face that looked kinda like this 0.o then turned a little green after remebering he put that on all the food he ate yesterday."how could u stand how it tasted"said mia"easy,i have strong senses,such as strong taste.strong tastes dont effect me.thats why when after issac and me sword fight,when i lose,i can stand the taste of those potions."this time,jenna whent 0.o then issac laughed a little recalling the few battles they had and in the end inu would always end up on the ground in the same spot uncontios with some spot bleeding and issac would have to either get mia or a potion...mostly mia,cause he thought inu would just throw the potion back up.he did,too,all over issac.issac smelled funny for days after that.then there was the time issac lost cause he slipped of the side of the ledge and inu tried to help him cause issac didnt know how to swim,even though issac was 17 and inu was 13,inu could save people from drowning.when mia could stand again,they headed off for lunpa to help free a friend of theirs from the grasp of dodonpa...sounds simple enough,yes,WELL IT ISNT!they didnt have the cloak ball so they repetitivly got thrown out of the fortress...so they sent inu,ivan,and sheba,cause they made almost no noise and were hard to see in the dark,so off they weant.inu and ivan left traps near every door should anyone try to follow them.they succesfully reached the dungeon area.their friend was fehzi she was on her way to vault on vaction from xian when she got kidnaped my a guard returning FROM vault.they saw dodonpa((i do not own the lord of the rings or zelda))he took fehzi and said"if u want to see her again,u have to go to mordor and reach the time portal and go to hyrule castle....u will never make it out of here alive though...."he summons this huge creature that looks like a dragon...ivan,inu,and sheba werent that strong and probably couldnt slay the dragon...but they were going to fight anyway.ivan evacuated sheba,and until ivan got back,inu would handle the dragon on his own...he drew his assassins blade and charged forward.the dragon whent to attack but he evaided and cut the dragon on the side,making it screech in pain.inu put some poisin herb on the dragon's side and poisined it...the dragon was nearing death when it smashed inu through a wall and back to the outside,knocking him out...the dragon let out a few screeches before knocking out everyone but mia.the dragon blew a huge blast of fire directly at mia,inu got up,and pushed mia to the side and took the blow for her...the dragon had then yelled once more,then collapsed from poisin...then inu,burnt completely...fell to his knees,then on his face...mia attemted to revive him,but couldent...she used the last of her water of herms on him,he twitched a little and slowly oppened his eyes.he couldnt move.when issac woke up he brought him to a sanctumn to remove his burns.then,they all weant to the inn...were,there were only 3 rooms with 1 bed in each...issac snikered,then said"we will draw straws to see who sleepes in the same room together"he rigged it so it would be,garet and jenna,ivan and sheba,inu and mia,and himself with master hama((i know,when did she get here,well,i dunno,i ran out of people to pick))issac did the face that mia and jenna made earlier today 0.o and said"master hamma....when did u get here???"she said"i dunno...i woke up this morning and i was outside on the ground..."jenna and garet argued for a long time until garet fell asleep on the bed...meaning jenna would either sleep on the floor...or try to move garet...or sleep next to him...she didnt wanna sleep on the floor,garet was too fat to move,and she didnt want to sleep next to him,so she did the simplest thing she could think of...she put the left over chiken out side the room.garet woke up,and whent to go eat it.when he left the room,jenna slamed the door shut and locked it.garet didnt notice and fell asleep next to the chiken.sheba and ivan were still small and had no problem sharing a bed.inu said he would sleep on the floor so mia could role around freely.they argued until mia fell asleep and then inu whent to the floor and slept.issac and master hamma didnt argue much...except when issac tried to sleep in his underware.master hamma threw some heavy things at him.things werent going as planned for master hamma...she just wanted to sleep,but with issac there...it would be different if issac didnt try to go to bed in his underwere.when she awoke the next morning...she saw true horror next to her...issac...with nothing on((throws up))she looked down at herself to find she had her cloths on,she sighed a long sigh of relief...garet woke up and didnt care that he was on the floor.jenna woke up and yawned realy loudly...ivan and sheba were happy with eachother in the same bed((not responsible for bad images right now))they were in love and never wanted to be apart from eachother...mia woke up and was a bit offended that inu wouldnt sleep in the same bed with her...inu didnt wanna wake up...but mia cast douse on him several times.when he awoke,he thought he wet his pants...and then blushed when he saw mia,she said"u drank a lot last night and forgot to go to the bathroom"then she gigled.inu said"did i realy...just..."mia said in a gigiling voice"no,i just cast douse on u a few times"inu sighed a sigh of relief and said"why"mia said"u offended me a little last night by not sleeping in the same bed with me..."inu said in a reashuring voice"i didnt mean to offend you...it just didnt feel right"they both sat silent for a few minutes and then left for breakfast,inu,still not speaking his feelings...neither did mia speak of hers either...when everyone was dressed in their proper cloths((not responsible for any more bad images))they whent to breakfast,except for ivan and sheba who were kissing eachother in bed...issac snuck up on them and started to spy on them 'wait till i tell the others' he thought.then inu and mia grabed issac by the arms and dragged him to breakfast so that he would leave ivan and sheba alone.mia suggested that they go djinn hunting.they all agreed.they got their special weapons that they had gotten from lunpa and headed twords the djinn woodland....it was very quiet...just then,there was a blur of purple.'a jupiter djinn' thought issac.with that,issac struck it down with his gia blade.it wasnt a djinn...only a hologram.the real djinn struck mia down with a bunch of rapid strikes.inu shouted"shruiken!"and with that,there was a small flash...inu began to glow a little.when the glow stopped,inu was revaled...but he was different,his armor and hair had changed,so hadnt his weapon.((i also dont own darkages,the greatest internet game ever))he had two small daggers with light blue handles,and throwing stars.in a cocky voice he said"so,this is a djinn...ivan will be please to take you in..that is...IF YOU CAN SURVIVE FIGHTING ME!"with that he started to say strange phrases,like... stilleto trap!,or poisin snare!he even taunted it.whenever it walked over were inu yelled one of those traps,it would get severly hurt.inu started chuking the throwing stars at the djinn.the djinn had fallen,and inu returned to normal.they left the forest after that to see if ivan and sheba were done kissing eachother yet.when they entered there room,they saw something they didnt expect,ivan was now ontop of sheba as they were kissing.they closed the door and issac said"we should stop them before this gets out of control...we cant aford a kid..."so with that,they knocked on the door,stopping them from continuing to kiss eachother.ivan frowned and said"be right back my love"to sheba.inu said he talk to them,when ivan opened the door inu said"i brought u and sheba a djinn"ivan smiled and said thanks,then ivan and sheba said they would go with them too...to an island vacation they planned((they like vacation,dont they...))the island was called 'crossbone island'
so,what do u think:)i promised a long story,i keep promises.
tiny ivan-why do i get stuck with sheba!
tiny sheba-i dunno....who cares,i like u:)
tiny ivan-@_@
well...i guess i am ready to right the next fanfiction...next one wont take long to right i hope,this one took all day...the next episode is called crossed pirates of crossbone isle
created by-alex directed by-alex characters by-((except for inualex))camalot writtin by-alex
cya adept...((by the way,for those of you wondering who inualex is...he is my incarnation,i spawned him from the deepest reaches of my mind while my teacher was flapping his gums about something...i forget what though,o well,bye))