Disclaimer: I do not own Sango, Miroku, this song (Oh My Darling), or Mujhse Dosti Karoge, the Hindi Movie that this song is from.

AN: This is translated from Hindi so it might seem a bit weird. The things in ( ) are my additions to the song that make it more Sango or Miroku -like.

~*Sango*~

Today's boy, I tell you, how stupid he is, what to do? (Kinda lecherous, too)

Someone asks me "how are you," someone tells me "how do you do"

Never does anyone say to me, "oh my darling, I love you" (Only "Will you bear my child?)

Oh my darling I love you, oh my darling I love you (I really do!)

~*Miroku*~

Today's girl, I tell you, she is mischievous, listen up (She just won't let me touch her!)

Hey, today's girl, I tell you...

~*Sango*~

Really? (Mischievous? Never though about that...)

~*Miroku*~

She is mischievous, listen up (Did I say that already?)

~*Sango*~

Aha! (It must be because I don't let him feel me up)

~*Miroku*~

I won't ask "how are you," I won't say "how do you do" (Takes too long. I'd rather ask you to bear my child)

~*Sango*~

Oh shut up (I WILL NOT BEAR YOUR CHILD, YE HEAR?)

~*Miroku*~

Now, right here I am saying, oh my darling I love you

Hey oh my darling I love you, oh my darling I love you (I said it three times!)

~*Sango*~

Today's boy, I tell you, how stupid he is, what to do? (Say it more!)

Everyday I meet him hiding, he loves me silently (Say it out loud!)

Yes, everyday I meet him hiding, he loves me silently (Louder, I say!)

~*Miroku*~

Oh, I am not scared of anyone, I die for you (Though I'd rather die AFTER you bear my child!)

~*Sango*~

How can I believe this, come take my hand (Oh Miroku! You're such a perv, yet I really do love you...)

~*Miroku*~

Look, holding your hand I say, oh my darling I love you

Oh my darling I love you, hey oh my darling I love you (There's three for times for 'ya!)

~*Sango*~

Today's boy, I tell you, how stupid he is, what to do? (He still doesn't get it)

~*Miroku*~

Okay then, let us love, let us cross the seven oceans (Since when did I know how many oceans there are?)

~*Sango*~

Ha, you can't do that (You need a boat, baka!)

~*Miroku*~

Oh, okay then let us love, let us cross the seven oceans (So?)

~*Sango*~

I won't come with you, I will drown in the path, go on (A boat, I say, a boat!)

~*Miroku*~

He who drowns in love, friend he has crossed (Monk proverbs!)

~*Sango*~

Hm, if that's so then listen golden one, oh my darling I love you (I didn't understand what you said, but I hope this is the right thing to say!)

~*Miroku*~

Yoohoo! (I love you!)

~*Sango*~

Oh my darling I love you (Ahh, the freedom of belting it out in song!)

~*Miroku*~

Yeah!

~*Sango*~

Oh my darling I love you (YAY!)

~*Miroku*~

Hey, today's girl, I tell you (*grinning insanely*)

~*Sango*~

Today's boy, I tell you (*smiling happily*)

~*Miroku*~

Oh, I won't ask "how are you" (DUH! I'm gonna say I love you!)

~*Sango*~

I won't say "how do you do" (I'm gonna say I love you too)

~*Both*~

Now, right here we are saying, oh my darling I love you

Hey oh my darling I love you, oh my darling I love you

~*Miroku*~

C'mon everybody, sing with me! (Inuyasha and Kagome especially)

~*Inuyasha+Kagome, Rin+Sesshoumaru, Sango+Miroku, Kouga+Ayami*~

I love you, I love you

~*Miroku*~

Oh my darling...

~*Everybody*~

I love you!

~*Miroku*~

Yeah, oh my darling (This is fun!)

~*Everybody*~

I love you

~*Miroku*~

Hey oh my darling I love you, hey oh my darling I love you

Oh my darling I love you, oh my darling I love you (That's. 4 times!)

~*Sango*~

Oh yeah?

Here we go again!