Title: The Most Confusing Game-Show Ever
A/N: Hello everyone! Unlike my other two stories, this will be co-written with my good friend Neko. And in case you forgot, I'm Nightwitch. Neko isn't signed up with ff.net so if you want to write to her, send to me and I'll forward it. As for all the other stuff, you'll see. I'll be writing this chappie, and Neko will write the next one and after that, well . . . we'll see if we still have any interest in this idea! ^_^ BTW, don't let the format scare you away!
Night: Hello and welcome to the Date-Rape game! The game-show where the winning, or losing depending on how you look at it . . .
Neko: Get on with it . . .
Night: Right. Anyway, where the final contestant gets date-raped by . . . *drum roll* AKITO SOHMA!!!
(spotlight on Akito who is sitting in a corner)
Akito: Why am I here?
Neko: It's the result of an hour of doing nothing but sitting in a circle poking friends.
Kyo (next to Neko): Why am I not with the other contestants?
Neko: I love you too much to risk you being with Akito.
Haru: And me?
Night (arms around Haru's neck, piggy-back style): I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Haru: So . . . why am I not changing?
Neko and Night: Special potion.
Neko: Or you could call it magic, or special powers.
Night: Or one of the perks of being an all-knowing, all-powerful authoress!
Neko: *sweatdrop* Er . . . Shall we move on? Good. Contestants, please state your name and something you like to do!
(spotlight in previously unnoticed contestant's corner)
Contestant #1: Hi! I'm Shigure and I like to annoy my editor, Mit-chan!
Contestant #2: Oh, Gure-kun, that was beautiful!
Night (clears throat): Keep it moving.
Contestant #2: Right, I'm the wonderful, beautiful, talented, (stops at glare from Neko) Ayame. I like to make clothes.
Contestant #7: And brag.
Ayame: Yuki, that wasn't nice!
Contestant #3: My name is Hatori, and I like snow.
Contestant #4: My name is Momiji Sohma and I like to sing.
Kyo: Don't you even you little brat!
Contestant #5: KYO!!! MY LOOOOVE!!!!
Night: Heehee, we know what she likes now.
Neko: He's mine!!
Contestant #5: Oh yeah, I'm Kagura. Kagura Sohma, that's my name.
Contestant #6: I'm Tohru Honda and I love my mother.
Yuki: I'm Yuki, and I like . . . Can we come back to this?
Neko: No.
Yuki: I don't like wearing dresses. Does that work?
Night: I guess it'll have to.
Contestant #8: I'm Uo. If I have to be date-raped by that sickly little freak, there had better be a lot of alcohol involved. (looks at Akito) A LOT of alcohol. And at least 20 lbs of saké.
Contestant #9: My name is Saki Hanajima. You do not want to know what I like.
Night: Weirdo.
Contestant #10: . . .
Neko: Hello?
Contestant #10: . . .
Night: Oh, that's Kisa. She doesn't talk much.
Kisa: . . . (looks at contestant #11)
Contestant #11: I'm Hiro, and I hate this stupid game-show. What kind of idiot idea was this anyway?
Neko: *growls* You better take that back!
Night: *sniffles* That's mean.
Kisa: You . . . you should apologize.
Hiro: Sorry.
Neko: Moving on!
Contestant #12: I'M SO SOORY I DIDN'T STATE MY NAME SOONER! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE YOU ASK!! I'M NOT WORTHY OF BEING IN YOUR SHOW!!!
Haru: Ritsu, that's a really lame way of trying to get out of the show.
Ritsu: I'M SO SOORRRRRYYYYYYYYY-
(Shigure pokes him with a stick and he faints)
Night: And finally, last but not least, Contestant #13.
Contestant #13: I'm Rin and if I end up with that freak, I'll kill all of you myself!
Neko: Not if I kill you first!
(Neko and Rin start fighting about who will die first)
Night: Thank you and tune in next time to see what happens.
A/N: If you have any suggestions for what they should be asked, or if you just like the story, please review! All reviews are appreciated!
A/N: Hello everyone! Unlike my other two stories, this will be co-written with my good friend Neko. And in case you forgot, I'm Nightwitch. Neko isn't signed up with ff.net so if you want to write to her, send to me and I'll forward it. As for all the other stuff, you'll see. I'll be writing this chappie, and Neko will write the next one and after that, well . . . we'll see if we still have any interest in this idea! ^_^ BTW, don't let the format scare you away!
Night: Hello and welcome to the Date-Rape game! The game-show where the winning, or losing depending on how you look at it . . .
Neko: Get on with it . . .
Night: Right. Anyway, where the final contestant gets date-raped by . . . *drum roll* AKITO SOHMA!!!
(spotlight on Akito who is sitting in a corner)
Akito: Why am I here?
Neko: It's the result of an hour of doing nothing but sitting in a circle poking friends.
Kyo (next to Neko): Why am I not with the other contestants?
Neko: I love you too much to risk you being with Akito.
Haru: And me?
Night (arms around Haru's neck, piggy-back style): I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Haru: So . . . why am I not changing?
Neko and Night: Special potion.
Neko: Or you could call it magic, or special powers.
Night: Or one of the perks of being an all-knowing, all-powerful authoress!
Neko: *sweatdrop* Er . . . Shall we move on? Good. Contestants, please state your name and something you like to do!
(spotlight in previously unnoticed contestant's corner)
Contestant #1: Hi! I'm Shigure and I like to annoy my editor, Mit-chan!
Contestant #2: Oh, Gure-kun, that was beautiful!
Night (clears throat): Keep it moving.
Contestant #2: Right, I'm the wonderful, beautiful, talented, (stops at glare from Neko) Ayame. I like to make clothes.
Contestant #7: And brag.
Ayame: Yuki, that wasn't nice!
Contestant #3: My name is Hatori, and I like snow.
Contestant #4: My name is Momiji Sohma and I like to sing.
Kyo: Don't you even you little brat!
Contestant #5: KYO!!! MY LOOOOVE!!!!
Night: Heehee, we know what she likes now.
Neko: He's mine!!
Contestant #5: Oh yeah, I'm Kagura. Kagura Sohma, that's my name.
Contestant #6: I'm Tohru Honda and I love my mother.
Yuki: I'm Yuki, and I like . . . Can we come back to this?
Neko: No.
Yuki: I don't like wearing dresses. Does that work?
Night: I guess it'll have to.
Contestant #8: I'm Uo. If I have to be date-raped by that sickly little freak, there had better be a lot of alcohol involved. (looks at Akito) A LOT of alcohol. And at least 20 lbs of saké.
Contestant #9: My name is Saki Hanajima. You do not want to know what I like.
Night: Weirdo.
Contestant #10: . . .
Neko: Hello?
Contestant #10: . . .
Night: Oh, that's Kisa. She doesn't talk much.
Kisa: . . . (looks at contestant #11)
Contestant #11: I'm Hiro, and I hate this stupid game-show. What kind of idiot idea was this anyway?
Neko: *growls* You better take that back!
Night: *sniffles* That's mean.
Kisa: You . . . you should apologize.
Hiro: Sorry.
Neko: Moving on!
Contestant #12: I'M SO SOORY I DIDN'T STATE MY NAME SOONER! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE YOU ASK!! I'M NOT WORTHY OF BEING IN YOUR SHOW!!!
Haru: Ritsu, that's a really lame way of trying to get out of the show.
Ritsu: I'M SO SOORRRRRYYYYYYYYY-
(Shigure pokes him with a stick and he faints)
Night: And finally, last but not least, Contestant #13.
Contestant #13: I'm Rin and if I end up with that freak, I'll kill all of you myself!
Neko: Not if I kill you first!
(Neko and Rin start fighting about who will die first)
Night: Thank you and tune in next time to see what happens.
A/N: If you have any suggestions for what they should be asked, or if you just like the story, please review! All reviews are appreciated!