How to Catch a Guy

Serena style

Chapter 1

That Weird Feeling Called Hatred

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Chapter 1

Standard disclaimor applies! I do NOT own sailor moon

or the characters in it, but this story most definitely came

from me!!!

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My pen seemed to tap itself on the desk as I waited

out yet another lecture from my Science teacher. I

never could quite grasp the concepts of chemistry,

only that it had to do with napping a lot and some

chemicals when combined, explode. (I had accidently

nodded off while the teacher explained which chemicals

mix and which ones do not mix) Not completely

understanding Ami's pale face when I poured two

bottles of funny colored liquids together into

a bowl....until it was too late..and the labbench

was suddenly covered in a sticky pink substance.

Glancing at the clock, I found only about five

minutes remained in this class. College classes

were quite tiring. I don't get how Darien could

stay up. Maybe it's because of all the coffee

the jerk consumes while he's talking to Andrew

in the arcade. Yeah, you guessed it, Darien the

jerk king Shields and I still fight, and Andrew

now owns the arcade. His ownership is great for

me, because he lets me have two free double scoop

sundaes for free each week. A treat for my impecible

grades. Yepperz....I've been a perfect student for

several years. It's funny though, because Dr. Darien,

as we now refer to him as, always teased me because

of my low grades. Now, I laugh in his face when I get

my exam scores back. One day, when Darien stormed

out of the arcade after I 'politely' volunteered my

grade percentage on my last Botany exam, Andrew told

me that my grades rivaled his, and that he just must

be jealous of my high scores. I watched Darien's

back disappear through the sliding glass doors and

then turned back to Andrew. Anyway....I'm getting

side tracked.

Glancing back up at the clock, my mouth hung

open as I watched the thin red hand that times

the seconds. It seemed to be stuck. How could it be

stuck?! I'm about to fall asleep here...this lecture

is boring, and the clock gets stuck. My eyes shift

to the professor, as I'm sure he has noticed by now

that I have been paying him absolutely no attention

this entire class. Sure enough, his unusually cold

blue eyes, are glaring straight at me. I offer a

slight nervous smile as sloutch down farther into

my seat. I'll be paying for this tomorrow when my

next quiz is. The shrill ringing of the bell startled

me and I all but fell out of my seat. Holding my watch

so that I could read the time, I realized that it was

my last class of the day, and that I would have to swing

by the arcade for a quick lunch with the girls before

work. I work as a secretary in my father's offices.

I do odd jobs like errands and such once in awhile,

sometimes I have to play maid and pick up a suit from

the dry cleaners, when one of Daddy's lawyers can't

make it before it closes.

Gathering my notebook, certainly not filled

with notes, and my pen, I stuffed it into my airforce

bag that doubles as a little backpack and head out

of the large classroom with the mass of other college

students. Fighting my way through the crowded hallways

I finally reach my car and release a sigh of relief. I

hadn't gotten much sleep lastnight. Ryan had stayed

the night, and well, you know how that goes.

Sliding the key into the lock I swiftly turned it

and was satisfied when I heard the soft 'click' of the

doors unlocking. Opening the door and slipping into the

driver's seat I flipped on the radio and blasted the air

conditioner after wiping the sweat from my forehead.

The knock on my window startled me and I whipped

my head around to see who it was. Rolling down the window

I poked my head out and flashed a smile. Ryan was leaning

against the back door.

"Hey. What's up?" I asked. He smiled slightly and

leaned down for a kiss.

"You wanna catch a quick bite to eat somewhere and

then head back to my place to study for our exams?" he

almost pleaded after planting a lingering kiss on my lips.

I managed to shake my head.

"I can't, sweetie. I have to meet the girls at the

arcade and then go to work. Maybe tomorrow, okay?" I offered,

seeing his expression sadden. He seemed to pout slightly

and I sighed.

"Are you sure that's what you want to do?" he tried

again after kissing me once more. I pulled away.

"That's not fair. Now get outta here, silly. I have

to go." I replied.

"Fine, I'll be at your place tonight, waiting." with

a seductive twist to his lips, he walked off. I sighed as I

watched him go, and then rolled up my window and started to

back out of my parking spot. I was caught offguard when the

passenger side front door opened and Mina slid in.

"What the hell?" I managed to gasp. She smiled

innocently. "Mina, what are you doing?"

"Well, my car is in the shop and Mike had some business

to take care of...so I was stuck without a ride. I saw your

car pulling out and decided to catch a ride from you. I hope

you don't mind." with that, she turned her pleading eyes on

me and I sighed in frustration.

"Fine." with that, I stomped on the gas and we drove

off.

The ride to the arcade was relatively silent and we

arrived in no time. Of course, there were Mina's complaints

about my driving and naturally, I ignored them. After finding

a decent parking spot I parked and we hurried into the arcade,

only two minutes late.

"Sorry about the timing." Mina huffed as she plopped

into the booth. I slid in next to her and finished our excuse.

"Trafic was crazy until we got out of the university

parking lot. It took us like five minutes!" After observing

the occupants I was convinced they had accepted the excuse

and Mina and I were safe. A waiter soon came up and we ordered.

I was sure the man was having a hard time because we always

order a lot of food. When he finally left, I turned my attention

back to the girls.

"So, what's been goin on with you and Ryan, Sere? I saw

you guys in the parkinglot." Mina giggled and poked me with her

elbow in my ribs. I glared at her and then ignored her.

"Spill." Raye demanded. I shifted my eyes towards her in

surprise.

"Spill what?" trying to play innocent is harder than it

seems.

"We know he was at your apartment lastnight, Rena. Don't

play dumb." Lita said and smacked a fist onto the table. "Tell

us what went on." came her demand. I sighed and my shoulders slumped.

"Alright already." shifting in my seat and debating on

wether to make a run for it or not, my plans were squashed when

a certain dark haired jerk and a blonde sweetheart came walking

in our direction. I turned back to the girls and whispered quickly,

"not while they're here. I'll tell you all later." with that, I

looked back to the two approaching guys and smiled at the blonde.

"Hey Andrew!"

"Hi Serena. How was your day?" he asked as he slid into

the booth next to me. Darien stole the seat next to Raye, who

was sitting across from me.

"Great. Another boring day in botany, though. I about

fell asleep." I told him as the waiter served our drinks. Andrew

laughed and I smiled more. Deciding to turn my attention to my

drink I was surprised to find Raye's hand pulling it away from

me. "Hey! Give that back, drink stealer!" I whined, but Raye only

slid it closer to her.

"Not until you tell us what went on lastnight." Raye smugly

replied and held it up to her lips. The arcade's airconditioner

did nothing to cool me down, and my mouth was dryer than a desert.

"Raye, that's not fair." I was on the verge of tears.

"Well, just tell us and then you can have your drink back,

Serena." came Amy's voice. My eyes swung to her and noticed that

there was a certain curiosity in her eyes that I hadn't seen before.

"You want me to humiliate myself infront of these two?" I

growled in a low voice, so that only she could hear. Satisfied when

she scooted farther away from me and closer to Lita in fear, I

snatched my drink from Raye and practically inhaled it. The sold

dark liquid dripped down my throat soothing it.

"What about lastnight?" Andrew asked confused. I spit out

the drink I had just taken and was slightly happy that it had

gotten Raye.

"MEATBALL HEAD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Lita did a terrific

job of restraining her, but when I found that Lita looked tempted

to let her go, I cowered towards Andrew.

"Serena, did something happen lastnight?" Andrew asked me

gently after wrapping a comforting arm around my shoulders. I stared

up at him. It's funny how cute I still think he is, although he's

like my older brother.

"Nope." I squeaked.

"Somehow, I don't believe you." he drawled. A nervous smile

eased onto my lips and I attempted to change the subject, failing

miserably when we made eye contact. "Serena...." he added warningly.

"I....umm...."

"Ryan was at her apartment lastnight, but she won't tell us

what went on!" Mina suddenly gushed. I saw the look of surprise in

his eyes and cringed.

"What?" came his astonished voice and I lowered my head to

the table, hitting my forehead on the cold formica.

"Meatball head?" My head paused and I shifted my eyes towards

Darien. He looked slightly confused but mostly angry.

"What now?" I sighed in impatience.

"Let me get this straight. Your boyfriend, Ryan, went to your

apartment lastnight?" Andrew's voice sounded as if he was in a daze.

I managed a nod. He leaned down to whisper in my ear. I flushed, my

cheeks redder than the blood red rose and nodded again.

"That's my girl!" Lita chirped and held up her hand for a

high-five, which I did quickly.

"You should have been studying." came the unexpected reply

from Darien. We all stared at him and I couldn't help it. I was sick

of everyone thinking that all we did was......each other.

"We were studying!" I practically screamed.

"And afterward?" Mina questioned. I lowered my head and she

laughed.

"Why don't we change the topic?" I weakly suggested.

"Who's all going ot the fair next week?" Lita casually asked

while stirring her tea. I sent her a silent thank you with my eyes

and she returned it with an smile.

"I think Rita and I are going, but Darien still refuses to come

with us." Andrew said after shooting an angry glance at Darien. He

merely shrugged.

"I'm not into the rides very much these days." he offered and

ran a hand through his ebony locks. I stared at him open-mouthed.

"Who could not love the rides?" came my shocked shreak.

"Lower the decibals." Amy suddenly commanded, a stern look

in her eyes. I shrank back into Andrew's comforting arm and stared

at her with uneasy eyes. She offered an apologetic smile.

"I think Chad is on vacation time next week so he'll come with

me, and we're taking my little cousin Fiona with us." Raye informed us.

I beamed.

"You're bringing Fi? I love that little girl. Would it be

alright if Ryan and I borrowed her for an hour or so when we're

all there?" Raye nodded her concent and I surpressed a cry of happiness.

"Ryan's not got his job to worry about, Sere? I thought he worked

nights." Mina's confused voice reached the ears of all present in the

booth.

"I think his boss switched his hours. He works after classes till

ten at night sunday through thursday. Maybe he'll want to go friday

night." I replied with a shrug.

"Sere, it seems that he works an aweful lot. Are you sure that's

what he's really doing?" Andrew asked gently. I looked up at him in

shock before my surprise turned to anger and I glared daggers at him

after swiftly removing his arm from around my shoulders. Forget that

I ever tied his name to sweetheart.

"I don't care to answer that. I'm sorry you think so little of my

jugdement of character." I replied icily and unceremoniusly pushed him

off the bench and scooted out. Preparing to make my exit I sent him one

final glare as he laid on the floor looking stunned, and then turned and

glided out of the arcade, thinking to myself how stupid and unreasonable

his suggestion was. Suddenly, as I was unlocking my car door, a couple

caught my attention. Normally I would look away and not give them a

second glance, but right after Andrew's accusation I couldn't help but

be slightly suspicious. I didn't want to admit that I had thought the

very same thing not even a week ago, but now I couldn't help it, and

as I identified the couple my eyes widened. Playing tonsil hockey across

the street were Ryan, my sleezy, two-timing, no good cheating, rotten,

decieving scum-bag of a boyfriend, and Vanessa Niles. I saw red. Wondering

why?

I'll tell you.

Vanessa's flaming red hair, usually kept in a bun, cascaded down

her back and to just below her waist, while my boyfriend's paws were

tangled in it! I could spot his aqua hair, much like my good friend

Michelle's, from anywhere, and know upon instinct who it belonged to.

It wasn't hard, though, because aside from Michelle and that no-good

creep, I knew no one else with that shade of hair.

Anyway....

Before I knew what I was doing, I had crossed the street with

amazing speed, even for me, who had broken records in track, and none-too

gently grabbed his messily gelled locks, effectively ending their game.

"Explain." I growled and tugged mercilessly on his hair, causing

him to grimmace and bend down so as to not cause himself any unnecessay

pain. Oh, I was mad alright. Furious, enraged, and every other word that

went with it. He stared at me stunned, then his expression turned to horror.

I allowed my hand to tug at his hair again and basked in the glory as pain

marred his perfect face. My boyfriend was a charmer, I wouldn't date

anyone less.

"Sere, I-" I balled up a fist and waved it in front of his face.

"I said explain. No excuses, no whining, only the truth." I growled,

my eyes taking on the dangerous look that I reserved solely for Darien

at times when I was at my angriest or he teased me the worst. I felt an

arm wrapped around my waist and I was suddenly hauled backward, my grip

on Ryan's precious locks gone. "Hey!" I cried and tried, uneffectively,

to free myself from the strong arm that trapped me to a firm chest.

"C'mon meatball head. No sense in pounding him senseless

yet. Give him a chance to explain, before you kick his ass." came the

deep, smooth voice I knew all too well. And I lunged for Ryan wildly,

only to find myself wrapped tightly in Darien's arms. He swept me up

into his arms and I realized he was holding me in an iron-clad grip.

He turned to look at a stunned Ryan. "You better explain, buddy, before

I let Meatball head go." he nodded to Ryan.

"You jerk! You told me she dumped you last week. I can't believe

I trusted you not two days ago!" with that, I was slightly stunned to

hear the distinct sound of a hand against the smooth skin of Ryan's cheek.

Suddenly, the full meaning of her words clicked in my mind....and an

explosion worse than a volcano ensued.

"WHAT!?" I screamed and slipped from Darien's deathgrip like

liquid, to lock my hands around Ryan's neck. "You slept with her two

nights ago? And then you had the nerve to repeat the occurance with

me lastnight!? I'm gonna kill you!" I hadn't realized that I had been

actually strangling the guy and shaking him as I did it. I was jerked

back again, and this time, no matter how I kicked and struggled, I

could not break the hold Darien had on me. I was slung over his

shoulder like a sack of potatoes and after the stunned feeling

wore off, I pounded on his back in retaliation.

"Pipe down, Sere. You're drawing a crowd." Darien ordered and

I suddenly lost my voice. He had called me Sere. He had 'never' and

I mean NEVER called me that.

"Oh, Serenity I'm so sorry. I had no idea he was still with

you." Vanessa apologized. But the look on her painted face told me

she wasn't the least bit sorry. Vanessa had always tried to steal

another girl's boyfriend. In most cases, such as this one, she had

succeeded, but there had been a few, one or two, exceptions. Mine

had, unfortunately, not been one of them. My voice miraculously

returned. The crowd of Serena's cheered.

"No you're not, you idiot. You knew full-well that he was

mine. You've always prided yourself in trying to take away other

girl's boyfriends. Well, you can have this piece of crap. (I would've

used a more.....vulgar word but we were in the middle of the sidewalk

and there is an elementary school about a block away) I hope you

pay for this! You know what, both of you will pay!" I acknowlegded

the fact that Ryan and Vanessa were getting father away as I ranted

my anger and realized that Darien was carrying me away from them.

"Darien, jerkface, let me go." I had run out of names to call him

since I had used all of my good ones describing Ryan. Not about

to repeat the names towards him, I lost my voice again when he

chuckled and shook his head.

"Not until you're farther away from them and after you've

calmed down. Really, Serena, I expected more from you. Trying

to strangle your boyfriend and acting as childish as you did.

Controlled emotions have a much more satisfying effect for yourself

and you've only let Vanessa and Ryan get what they wanted.

Understandable that you should be mad, I support that much, but

wanting to physically cause him harm and actually acting out your

desires is not the way to go. Maybe later while you're at the gym

and you see him you can challenge him to a little boxing match,

in which I have no doubt you would win. You do have a mean right

hook you know." I just listened silently and remained unmoving

as we continued along. I had not idea where we were going, and yet

I couldn't find my voice to ask him either. I was quite surprised

when I didn't recieve one questioning look as we went along.

We must've looked pretty funny. A tall grown man with a college

student slung over his shoulder. It had to be unusual and definitely

not an everyday occuance, especially in this part of town......

right? I was pulled from my thoughts when he set me down on a

bench in the park. I felt slightly fearful of him as his tall

frame towered over me. Funny how he didn't seem so menacing in

the arcade. but now, he looked down right intimidating. My breath

caught once or twice as I stared up at him. It looked as if he had

no intention to move and I began to squirm under his piercing gaze.

"Umm....Darien?" I managed to find my voice and tried to

steel it as much as possible. It came out shakily though, much to

my dismay. He blinked a few times, and suddenly, as if realizing

what he was doing, he stepped back and sat down next to me on the

bench, a confused expression on his face.

"Sorry bout that. I don't know what came over me." he

mumbled sheepishly and looked away. I shrugged my shoulders

and sent him a slight smile.

"It's alright. If you hadn't interveened I would probably

be doing twenty years." I laid a hand on his shoulder. "Although

they would have been twenty years well worth it." I couldn't help

but add. He shook his head and turned to face me.

"You're something else."

"I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not."

I replied with a raised eyebrow. His comment had certainly got my

attention. I was slightly intrigued to hear such a thing come

from his mouth, and I had a feeling it was not ment at all as an

insult.

"It's a compliment, although most women I know would find

it an insult. I'm surprised you caught that, Meatball head. You

always seem to find an insult in everything I say." he grinned

lopsided at me and something made my stomache flip. It could have

been the fact that I had skipped breakfast and had only had that

drink back at the arcade. The shrill ring of my cellphone interrupted

the silence and I fished in my pocket in search of it. Now, being

in the middle of summer, I wasn't completely stupid. I was wearing

a pair of jeanshort bibs and pink salsa style shirt that hung on my

shoulders and stopped at just under my ribs. Pink tennis shoes

completed my outfit, and my golden blonde hair was in a ponytail

with the tail hanging to my waist. Now that I thought about it,

I must've looked like his daughter as he lugged me down the street

because he was dressed in a casual pair of black slacks and a white

dress shirt.

"Serena here." I breathed into the phone.

"Serena, I thought you were going to be in for work five

minutes ago. Ryan called here looking for you, he sounded pretty

upset." A frown etched it's way on my lips.

"Sorry, dad, but I can't make it to work today. I feel sick.

Maybe it's the heat."

"Alright Serena. Get some rest and I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll have your mother call later tonight to check on you." I surpressed

the urge to sigh.

"Alright, dad. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye." I hung up,

and slipped the cell phone back into my pocket.

"You work for your father?" Darien questioned. I

stared up at him.

"Umm..Darien, my father is the owner of Yamada

and Dreskle." I replied. "I've worked as a part time

secretary there for years." At his confused expression

I grew slightly annoyed. Much to my surprise we

carried on pleasant conversation until the sun had

set. When the streetlamps came on I figured that

it would be time to head on home and hit the books.

"Listen," glancing at my watch, "I should probably

get home." He nodded and we stood.

"Not before you get something to eat though.

You look hungry." he said and I had not the strength

to argue with him.

"Alright." I gave in. We grabbed a quick bite

to eat at a fast food place and then he walked me to

my car. Odd enough, considering it was still parked

by the arcade. He opened my door for me and I

nervously stood before him, separated by the car

door that was between us. "Thanks for supper." I

replied.

"Anytime, Serena." came his reply. Awkwardly

I pecked him on the cheek and slid into my seat

before buckling my seatbelt. He shut the door

and I turned my key in the ignition. Driving

away, I saw him reenter the arcade from my

rearview mirror.

I shook my head as I entered my apartment.

Funny how messy it gets from only living in it

for about 6 hours a day. And that's when I'm asleep.

I threw my keys onto the counter and slipped off my

tennis shoes and tossed my airforce bag onto the couch.

Being a college student didn't mean you had to live

on campus. Speaking of classes I surpressed a groan

and went into my room to change out of my outfit.

It was cool in my apartment, contrasting greatly to

the hot air outside. Afer pulling on a pair of my

favorite comfortable black jogging pants and opting

for a white 3/4 sleeve shirt instead of the pink

garment I had worn today, I settled down at my desk

and hit the books, studying for my Botany quiz that

I knew would be hard. The phone rang and it caused

my hand to jerk and create a lovely line of bright

yellow highlighter across the paper I was reading.

Sighing, I reached across my desk and snatched the

phone from it's base.

"Serena here." I managed to sound happy.

"Sere I-" the phone magically slammed

itself back down onto the reciever and I felt

satisfied that I had actually hung up on him.

Well.....the phone had hung itself up.....but

I had been holding it. Maybe it was a magnetic one.

Go figure.

Deciding that I would never get much done if he

kept calling, I connected to the internet on my computer,

and then searched for my playlist to listen to some music

while I continued to study. Once the speakers blared

it, I resumed my highlighting, completely oblivious

to anything other than the writing.

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i accidently replaced this chapter with chapter 2...so i had to go back and fix it. I'm still not sure if it's the right version, (because I corrected it a few times) but I hope it is. you know the drill.

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