Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy. Any of them. Well I have like 9
of them but that doesnt count. So dont sue me. Though I do hope to one day
be the president of Squaresoft inc., but not now. I am too busy trynna beat
the games. I do not own hand sanitizer either. Or a dorm room.... or hot
dogs.... well put it this way this is the longest darn disclaimer i ever
saw and i dont own much. Ooh I dont own pixie stix either. Or a library.
Okay enough with this and on with the story!!! Oh wait I AM CANADIAN!!! I
dont own that either... Canada for you oh-too-slow-peeps who dont know that
a Canadian lives in Canada!
It was a bright and sunny morning. Everyone was doing something. Everyone except Rinoa and Squall that is. They were just sitting in the library doing absolutely nothing. Rinoa: Soooooo..... What do you wanna do? Squall: Whatever
"Oh great" thought Rinoa to herself "I'm stuck inside with Mr. Sunshine here"
Right then Rinoa's cell phone rang. Voice on the phone: HHHEEEYYYY RRIIINNNYYY!!!! WAAAZUUUUPP!?!?!?!?
It was Zell. Rinoa: Oh hi Zell... Zell: Wanna come over today?!?!? Like right now??!?!?! Rinoa: Well....
She looked around at what she was doing. And what she was doing wasn't all that much. Rinoa: Sure!!
So she put away her cell phone and left the library, leaving Squall with a puzzled look on his face. Rinoa: Squally-poo I'm going.... to ... uh.... go to the bathroom and I wont be back for like... oh... ever. Squall: Whatever.
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So she left, and headed to the "bathroom". She got to Zell's dorm room and then she heard loud noises' coming from the room. It was Zell "singing". Zell: OH jingle bells Quina smells Vivi laid an egg. Kuja whore a metal thong and froze his balls again!!!! *knock knock*
Zell opened the door and there was standing there in his briefs. Rinoa looked him up and down and tried not to stare too much at his overly large ding-dong. Zell: HEY RINNY!!!!!!!! Welcome to my dorm come in!!!! Rinoa: Umm.... okay.
Rinoa entered the room and saw millions upon millions of boxes and crates containing hand sanitizer. Zell: Whoa! Watch your step there! No don't scream that rats been dead for a while! Kay now you can scream that's three year old pizza.
Rinoa sat down on a seemingly clean chair. Zell: Here take some of this.
He passed Rinoa a 16L container of hand sanitizer. Rinoa: Umm... what is it and what do I do with it?
Zell stared at Rinoa blankly then started laughing. Zell: What do you do with it she asks! You pour it on your hands, then rub it in for a few secs, then sniff it as hard as possible! Rinoa: Umm.... okay.
So she did what Zell told her to do and then in no time flat, she was as high as Selphie on pixie stix. Soon her and Zell where on top of each other doing something they probably shouldn't be doing. Nix: O.o Any guesses what that is?
~~~1 hour and 5 crates of hand sanitizer later~~~ Rinoa: Hey Zell I had a real great time. Zell: Yeah so did I.
He leaned over and kissed Rinoa on the cheek. Then she kissed him back. Rinoa started to giggle and she blushed. Just at that moment Quistis looked over and saw Rinoa and Zell goggling at each other. She rubbed her eyes and looked again. They where still there and still mushily looking at one another. So she just walked back into her dorm and ignored all of what she saw. Zell: So... umm do you.... you know... wanna go on a ... you now what it's called.... Rinoa: A date? Zell: Yeah that's it! How 'bout tonight for dinner at the cafeteria? You like hot dogs right? Rinoa: Yes, but I thought they where always sold out of hot dogs? Zell: Yeah but 3 000 000 Gil gets you a VIP year-round hot dog pass! And guess what? I got one!! Rinoa: Kay see ya then!
~~~~~~In the cafeteria~~~~~~~
Zell considered this a HUGE date like a prom or something. He was wearing a tux with a little tie and he had a rose in his hand. The cafeteria ladies were wearing luxurious dresses and no one else was allowed in there. There were candles on the table and everything was perfect. Then through the large cafeteria doors, came the most beautiful site ever seen. It was Rinoa in the same white dress she whore in that dance seen with her former boyfriend squall (Nix: you know the one) but it was ten times prettier. She sat down across the table from Zell. Zell: Whoa....O.O *drool* Rinoa: Hi Zell-Zell ^_~ Zell: Hey Rinoa..!
The cafeteria ladies walked up and placed a huge platter of hot dogs on their table. Zell leaned over and gave Rinoa the rose. She took it and smelled it and took Zell's hands. Rinoa: Zell you're so sweet. Zell: *Blushes* Thank you, you are too Rinoa.
So they ate all the hot dogs then got up and walked back to Rinoa's dorm room. Nix: I wonder what they're gonna do there.! -.-
~~~~At Rinoa's dorm~~~~ They get to her dorm room door arm in arm and then they share a good night kiss. A really long kiss. Too long actually. Because right at that moment, Squall came out of his dorm room which was, ironically enough, next to Rinoa's, with Selphie on his arm. Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! Squall (at the same time): RINOA!!!! Squall and Rinoa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? Rinoa: Squally-poo how could you!?! You are choosing Selphie over me?!? Squall: Rinny dearest how could you?!? You're choosing that asshole over me?!? I'll kill you filthy bastard!! Zell: AAHH!!!!!!*runs away crying like a baby* Squall: Come back here you hot dog eating freak!!!
Squall runs after Zell, then takes out his gunblade and grabs Zell by the shirt Squall: This'll teach you to fool with my Rinny!!!!*stabs Zell in the heart* Rinoa: No!!! Zell-Zell!!!!
Squall starts to stab Zell maniacally, only stopping to catch breaths. Squall: You-Loved...my...RINOA!!!!!!! Selphie: Umm... Squall I think he's dead now...
Zell's bloody body lay there motionless. But then Balamb garden must have hit a speed bump which made Zell's body moved the slightest bit. Squall: See, see!!! He's not dead!!! He Moved!!!!!!!! Selphie: Umm.... I don't think that was hi-*Squall stabs Selphie in the heart* Rinoa: O.O Squall: She had it comin'!
~~~~~~ten minutes and a heck of a lot of stabbing later~~~~~~
Squall was finally pleased with his accomplishment and looked down at his kill. There lay a pile of blood, guts and vital organs all in one heap. You could never tell it was Zell. Squall: Rinoa, I love you! Please forgive me for what I did to him!! Rinoa: ...Okay!!
So Squall scooped Rinoa up into his arms and carried her off to his dorm for some... "Apologies".
~~THE END~~
*Nix: Muahahahahahahahah did you like the ending of this magnificent fanfic!?!?!?!?!! Well review!!!!!! Buh bye!!!! ^_^*
Sefie: That was all written by Nix. but with some well-needed corrections from me. Next chapter is my version of this story!
It was a bright and sunny morning. Everyone was doing something. Everyone except Rinoa and Squall that is. They were just sitting in the library doing absolutely nothing. Rinoa: Soooooo..... What do you wanna do? Squall: Whatever
"Oh great" thought Rinoa to herself "I'm stuck inside with Mr. Sunshine here"
Right then Rinoa's cell phone rang. Voice on the phone: HHHEEEYYYY RRIIINNNYYY!!!! WAAAZUUUUPP!?!?!?!?
It was Zell. Rinoa: Oh hi Zell... Zell: Wanna come over today?!?!? Like right now??!?!?! Rinoa: Well....
She looked around at what she was doing. And what she was doing wasn't all that much. Rinoa: Sure!!
So she put away her cell phone and left the library, leaving Squall with a puzzled look on his face. Rinoa: Squally-poo I'm going.... to ... uh.... go to the bathroom and I wont be back for like... oh... ever. Squall: Whatever.
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So she left, and headed to the "bathroom". She got to Zell's dorm room and then she heard loud noises' coming from the room. It was Zell "singing". Zell: OH jingle bells Quina smells Vivi laid an egg. Kuja whore a metal thong and froze his balls again!!!! *knock knock*
Zell opened the door and there was standing there in his briefs. Rinoa looked him up and down and tried not to stare too much at his overly large ding-dong. Zell: HEY RINNY!!!!!!!! Welcome to my dorm come in!!!! Rinoa: Umm.... okay.
Rinoa entered the room and saw millions upon millions of boxes and crates containing hand sanitizer. Zell: Whoa! Watch your step there! No don't scream that rats been dead for a while! Kay now you can scream that's three year old pizza.
Rinoa sat down on a seemingly clean chair. Zell: Here take some of this.
He passed Rinoa a 16L container of hand sanitizer. Rinoa: Umm... what is it and what do I do with it?
Zell stared at Rinoa blankly then started laughing. Zell: What do you do with it she asks! You pour it on your hands, then rub it in for a few secs, then sniff it as hard as possible! Rinoa: Umm.... okay.
So she did what Zell told her to do and then in no time flat, she was as high as Selphie on pixie stix. Soon her and Zell where on top of each other doing something they probably shouldn't be doing. Nix: O.o Any guesses what that is?
~~~1 hour and 5 crates of hand sanitizer later~~~ Rinoa: Hey Zell I had a real great time. Zell: Yeah so did I.
He leaned over and kissed Rinoa on the cheek. Then she kissed him back. Rinoa started to giggle and she blushed. Just at that moment Quistis looked over and saw Rinoa and Zell goggling at each other. She rubbed her eyes and looked again. They where still there and still mushily looking at one another. So she just walked back into her dorm and ignored all of what she saw. Zell: So... umm do you.... you know... wanna go on a ... you now what it's called.... Rinoa: A date? Zell: Yeah that's it! How 'bout tonight for dinner at the cafeteria? You like hot dogs right? Rinoa: Yes, but I thought they where always sold out of hot dogs? Zell: Yeah but 3 000 000 Gil gets you a VIP year-round hot dog pass! And guess what? I got one!! Rinoa: Kay see ya then!
~~~~~~In the cafeteria~~~~~~~
Zell considered this a HUGE date like a prom or something. He was wearing a tux with a little tie and he had a rose in his hand. The cafeteria ladies were wearing luxurious dresses and no one else was allowed in there. There were candles on the table and everything was perfect. Then through the large cafeteria doors, came the most beautiful site ever seen. It was Rinoa in the same white dress she whore in that dance seen with her former boyfriend squall (Nix: you know the one) but it was ten times prettier. She sat down across the table from Zell. Zell: Whoa....O.O *drool* Rinoa: Hi Zell-Zell ^_~ Zell: Hey Rinoa..!
The cafeteria ladies walked up and placed a huge platter of hot dogs on their table. Zell leaned over and gave Rinoa the rose. She took it and smelled it and took Zell's hands. Rinoa: Zell you're so sweet. Zell: *Blushes* Thank you, you are too Rinoa.
So they ate all the hot dogs then got up and walked back to Rinoa's dorm room. Nix: I wonder what they're gonna do there.! -.-
~~~~At Rinoa's dorm~~~~ They get to her dorm room door arm in arm and then they share a good night kiss. A really long kiss. Too long actually. Because right at that moment, Squall came out of his dorm room which was, ironically enough, next to Rinoa's, with Selphie on his arm. Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! Squall (at the same time): RINOA!!!! Squall and Rinoa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? Rinoa: Squally-poo how could you!?! You are choosing Selphie over me?!? Squall: Rinny dearest how could you?!? You're choosing that asshole over me?!? I'll kill you filthy bastard!! Zell: AAHH!!!!!!*runs away crying like a baby* Squall: Come back here you hot dog eating freak!!!
Squall runs after Zell, then takes out his gunblade and grabs Zell by the shirt Squall: This'll teach you to fool with my Rinny!!!!*stabs Zell in the heart* Rinoa: No!!! Zell-Zell!!!!
Squall starts to stab Zell maniacally, only stopping to catch breaths. Squall: You-Loved...my...RINOA!!!!!!! Selphie: Umm... Squall I think he's dead now...
Zell's bloody body lay there motionless. But then Balamb garden must have hit a speed bump which made Zell's body moved the slightest bit. Squall: See, see!!! He's not dead!!! He Moved!!!!!!!! Selphie: Umm.... I don't think that was hi-*Squall stabs Selphie in the heart* Rinoa: O.O Squall: She had it comin'!
~~~~~~ten minutes and a heck of a lot of stabbing later~~~~~~
Squall was finally pleased with his accomplishment and looked down at his kill. There lay a pile of blood, guts and vital organs all in one heap. You could never tell it was Zell. Squall: Rinoa, I love you! Please forgive me for what I did to him!! Rinoa: ...Okay!!
So Squall scooped Rinoa up into his arms and carried her off to his dorm for some... "Apologies".
~~THE END~~
*Nix: Muahahahahahahahah did you like the ending of this magnificent fanfic!?!?!?!?!! Well review!!!!!! Buh bye!!!! ^_^*
Sefie: That was all written by Nix. but with some well-needed corrections from me. Next chapter is my version of this story!