Well it's Sefie here, and welcome to my first fanfic. Sorry it took so
long (I'm lazy) and sorry if FanFiction screws up the format.
The traditional disclaimer: it doesn't belong to me. Don't sue. I own nothing. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
Of Hot Dogs and Hand Sanitizer
Rinoa was bored. Why? One word: Squall. She was stuck in the cafeteria with him, but neither was saying anything. She was getting pitying glances from others, as everyone knows that Squall is as boring as a sack of potatoes. Rinoa was pleading to every god she knew for someone to save her from the torture, when her cell phone rang.
"Hello" she answered. "Hi, it's Zell!" came the voice on the other end. "Come to my dorm in 15 minutes?" Rinoa thought for a little while. Zell: hyper, active, hyperactive. Squall: boring. She answered "Yup, I'll be there." and hung up.
15 minutes later
Rinoa knocked on Zell's door. She waited a minute or two, and then the door opened, and Zell's face peered around it. "Oh, hey Rinoa! Come on in!" He said. Well, more like shouted. Rinoa stepped in, though somewhat cautiously. You never knew what to expect form Zell.
"Okay Rinoa, the reason I asked you here is because." Zell faltered, then took a deep breath and started up again. "Well, uh. do you wanna. uh. sniff some hand sanitizer with me?" Rinoa blinked. "Hand sanitizer?" That wasn't what she had been expecting. "Yeah, you know, the stuff you put on your hands to clean them without soap or water or anything?" Zell replied, all in one breath. "Well, when I was buying some the dude selling it told me that if you sniff it, it gets you high!"
"Why didn't you just ask Selphie? She seems more likely to do it." Rinoa asked, still trying to sort out the details. Zell took no time to answer. "Well, if she had some, considering how she is normally, people would think she was stoned!" Realizing Zell was already quite high, Rinoa let the comment pass.
A bottle or two of hand sanitizer later
Quistis poked her head out her door. From somewhere else in Balamb, she could hear singing. Christmas carols. What was weird about this was that it was the middle of August. Quistis then realized it was all a dream and went back inside to sleep a bit more. Elsewhere, arm in arm, Rinoa and Zell skipped along, singing, you guessed it, Christmas carols.
When they finally got back to Zell's dorm, it was about noon. "Hey Rinoa." Zell started, and then stopped to think. "Well, uh. I don't really know how to say this, but. uh. do ya wanna go to the cafeteria for a dinner with me?" Rinoa couldn't see how she could turn it down. "Yeah, of course!" "Meet me down there around six?" "Yup" And then Rinoa turned and went back to her dorm. Forgetting about her date with Squall, at the cafeteria, at six thirty.
Around six
Rinoa was waiting around for Zell. He came, of course, laden with hot dogs. "And for you, sweet princess." He was obviously still pretty high. "I will eat the biggest hot dog the cafeteria ladies can make!" That was more like the Zell she knew. When the hot dog came, Rinoa was glad the cafeteria was empty. If it wasn't, someone might have gotten hurt.
Soon after, Zell went on a voracious eating spree. He was like a shark in feeding frenzy. More like a fast-forwarding video of a shark at a feeding frenzy. He was that fast. And that hungry. And that. oh, never mind.
Anyways, he did mange to eat the whole thing. Rinoa was kind of sickened that someone could eat that much, but also proud of her little Zellers. Soon afterwards, they shared their first kiss. It would have lasted much longer if Squall hadn't come in for his date with Rinoa.
At that very moment, as if to stop Squall from maiming Zell, Sephiroth's Meteor came and hit Balamb Garden. Why? Because I could think of no other way to end the story.
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Well, there you have it, my first fanfic. I would ask you to R&R, but that always seems kind of rude to me. Hope ya enjoyed!
The traditional disclaimer: it doesn't belong to me. Don't sue. I own nothing. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
Of Hot Dogs and Hand Sanitizer
Rinoa was bored. Why? One word: Squall. She was stuck in the cafeteria with him, but neither was saying anything. She was getting pitying glances from others, as everyone knows that Squall is as boring as a sack of potatoes. Rinoa was pleading to every god she knew for someone to save her from the torture, when her cell phone rang.
"Hello" she answered. "Hi, it's Zell!" came the voice on the other end. "Come to my dorm in 15 minutes?" Rinoa thought for a little while. Zell: hyper, active, hyperactive. Squall: boring. She answered "Yup, I'll be there." and hung up.
15 minutes later
Rinoa knocked on Zell's door. She waited a minute or two, and then the door opened, and Zell's face peered around it. "Oh, hey Rinoa! Come on in!" He said. Well, more like shouted. Rinoa stepped in, though somewhat cautiously. You never knew what to expect form Zell.
"Okay Rinoa, the reason I asked you here is because." Zell faltered, then took a deep breath and started up again. "Well, uh. do you wanna. uh. sniff some hand sanitizer with me?" Rinoa blinked. "Hand sanitizer?" That wasn't what she had been expecting. "Yeah, you know, the stuff you put on your hands to clean them without soap or water or anything?" Zell replied, all in one breath. "Well, when I was buying some the dude selling it told me that if you sniff it, it gets you high!"
"Why didn't you just ask Selphie? She seems more likely to do it." Rinoa asked, still trying to sort out the details. Zell took no time to answer. "Well, if she had some, considering how she is normally, people would think she was stoned!" Realizing Zell was already quite high, Rinoa let the comment pass.
A bottle or two of hand sanitizer later
Quistis poked her head out her door. From somewhere else in Balamb, she could hear singing. Christmas carols. What was weird about this was that it was the middle of August. Quistis then realized it was all a dream and went back inside to sleep a bit more. Elsewhere, arm in arm, Rinoa and Zell skipped along, singing, you guessed it, Christmas carols.
When they finally got back to Zell's dorm, it was about noon. "Hey Rinoa." Zell started, and then stopped to think. "Well, uh. I don't really know how to say this, but. uh. do ya wanna go to the cafeteria for a dinner with me?" Rinoa couldn't see how she could turn it down. "Yeah, of course!" "Meet me down there around six?" "Yup" And then Rinoa turned and went back to her dorm. Forgetting about her date with Squall, at the cafeteria, at six thirty.
Around six
Rinoa was waiting around for Zell. He came, of course, laden with hot dogs. "And for you, sweet princess." He was obviously still pretty high. "I will eat the biggest hot dog the cafeteria ladies can make!" That was more like the Zell she knew. When the hot dog came, Rinoa was glad the cafeteria was empty. If it wasn't, someone might have gotten hurt.
Soon after, Zell went on a voracious eating spree. He was like a shark in feeding frenzy. More like a fast-forwarding video of a shark at a feeding frenzy. He was that fast. And that hungry. And that. oh, never mind.
Anyways, he did mange to eat the whole thing. Rinoa was kind of sickened that someone could eat that much, but also proud of her little Zellers. Soon afterwards, they shared their first kiss. It would have lasted much longer if Squall hadn't come in for his date with Rinoa.
At that very moment, as if to stop Squall from maiming Zell, Sephiroth's Meteor came and hit Balamb Garden. Why? Because I could think of no other way to end the story.
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Well, there you have it, my first fanfic. I would ask you to R&R, but that always seems kind of rude to me. Hope ya enjoyed!