How Does He Live Like That? 17

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The Announcer Guy: Last time on Dragonball Z ---------- I mean "How Can He Live Like That?"-------- After many hours of aimless wandering, Ty ---- I mean ---- Kai, finds Ray in a dark corridor and the two of them now search for a way out. What will they encounter? Find out today on Dragonball Z ---- ------ I mean "How Can He Live Like That?"

(WARNING! This chapter includes extreme silliness and suspense! Enter at your own risk! We are not responsible if you laugh yourself to death. And if you don't have insurance, that's just too bad. ^^;)

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Kai peeked carefully around the corner. The hall was empty. Ray looked nervously into the hall from behind his friend.

"Is it safe?" he asked.

"The coast is clear." Replied Kai. The both of them gave each other a 'thumbs up' signal and sped to the other end of the hall. Then they both stole a quick look down the next hallway. When they confirmed that that corridor was safe, they made a mad dash across it and looked into the next. They repeated this process a couple of times before stopping to rest.

"So how did you get in here anyway?" asked Ray again because Kai had ignored him the first time.

"I was with you guys but then I heard someone calling out my name so I came to investigate. When I was inspecting the area from where I heard the voice, I noticed a door. The strange thing about it was that it was never there before and on the other side of the wall where the door was, was supposed to be the bathroom. So being slightly curious, I went through the door way and here I am." Answered Kai quietly.

"A similar thing happened to me." Replied Ray. They sat in silence for a moment. Suddenly, Ray's keen hearing picked up a strange sound heading towards them. "Something's coming!" he hissed. Kai grabbed a hold of his arm and pulled them both back into the corner.

"Keep as quiet as possible." He whispered.

"What do you think it is?" asked Ray under his breath.

"All I know is that it's big." He replied.

"How do you...?" Ray stopped in mid sentence (or should I say question) and listened. Sure enough, he heard extremely loud footsteps (obviously indicating their owner to be pretty heavy) and the sound of something being scrapped against the ceiling (which is obviously the guy's head). The 'thing' also seemed to be muttering angrily to himself. Ray and Kai both strained to hear what he/she/it was saying. They could just barely make out what he/she/it were saying.

"...they are always arguing...always so annoying...Galzzy moving out for good...they'll be sorry...now where was the door again?..."

The 'thing's' footsteps seemed to be heading towards their hiding place. Ray and Kai squeezed their backs into the wall and held their breath, hoping that whatever it was would not see them. Suddenly, a huge shadow appeared on the wall opposite of them.

'He's here!' they both thought in alarm. Suddenly a huge blue head came around the corner. Kai and Ray nearly screamed in shock.

(A/N IT'S THE COOKIE MONSTER! It is! I SWEAR it is!!! What? You don't believe me? Huh? HUH?)

'IT'S GALZZY?!?!?!' they thought incredulously.

(A/N SEE? I TOLD you so! I TOLD you that it was Galzzy, but noooooooooooo, you wouldn't believe me. *wink wink*)

Galzzy's body slowly came into view. He looked exactly like how he did on Gary's blade. Ray sighed in relief and was about to get up when Kai stopped him.

"What's wrong? It's just Gary's bit-beast." Said Ray. "There's nothing to be worried about." The look on Kai's face proved other wise.

"I know that Galzzy wouldn't be much of a threat, but what IS he DOING here in the first place? All I know is that he can't appear in our dimension without being summoned." Started Kai.

"And only Gary can summon him but, he's nowhere in sight." Finished Ray slowly, finally catching on.

"Exactly." Agreed Kai. "That is why I think that we're no longer in our dimension."

~Meanwhile~

"So let me get this straight, you were talking to Kenny and then he just threw down the phone and walked off? Do you know where he went? Did he tell you where he went?" asked Tyson.

"No, I'm sorry Kai. I just heard his footsteps but then they completely disappeared." Replied Mr. Dickinson from the other end of the line. Max started pacing around the room.

"Where could he be? It's not like Kenny to just run off like that." He said. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks. "I know!" he concluded. "Kenny was kidnapped!" he exclaimed. Tyson stared at him weirdly.

"Um, I don't think so." He said weakly, hoping that Max wouldn't start hallucinating again. Max ignored him and continued,

"Quickly! Shut the doors and close the windows! The kidnapper is probably still inside! He couldn't have gotten too far!" shouted Max excitedly. "I should know, Kenny weighs a ton." He muttered. "HANG ON, KENNY, WE'RE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted and zoomed out the door, leaving a very surprised Tyson, staring after him.

"I guess I'd better go after him." He started slowly. "Well, bye Mr. Dickinson." He said, slowly placing the phone back into its holder.

"Hey! Wait! Aren't you going to tell me what's happ-------------?" Protested the aging man but was (rudely) cut off.

~On the other Line~

Mr. Dickinson looked down at the phone that was now beeping rather annoyingly.

"How rude. Those boys are going to be in trouble."

~Meanwhile~

Kai and Ray waited patiently for the babbling Galzzy to disappear down the hall. They both sighed in relief.

"I guess the worst is over." Said Ray. "What do you think we do should next?" He turned to Kai. "Well?" But Kai didn't answer him.

"Did you hear that?" he asked.

"What its it?" asked Ray.

"It...sounds like shouting."

"Should we check it out?"

"I guess so." Kai nodded in agreement. "It's better than sitting around here."

Kai and Ray slowly made their way towards the strange shouting. The sound seemed to be coming from a locked door and light was pouring out from between the cracks.

"DID NOT!" yelled a first voice.

"DID TOO!" yelled a second voice.

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"LIAR!"

"AM NOT!"

"AM TOO"

"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!" screeched a new voice.

"HE STARTED IT!!!" yelled the first too voices. Ray and Kai exchanged puzzled glances.

'What's going on in there?' they both thought in unison. They both tiptoed towards the door and peeked through the keyhole and they both gasped.

'It can't be!' they both thought.

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Ha ha! It's over!



Did you really believe me?

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Seven beings were gathered inside the room by the bed. A purple turtle (A/N NO OFFENSE, DRACIEL FANS!!!) was trying to stop a blue dragon and a red phoenix from ripping out each other's throats. A green tiger, a pink minx, a golden monkey and a black lion were standing in the background looking unsure of what to do.

"T-that's Dranzer." Stammered Kai.

"A-and t-that's D-Drigger." said Ray blankly. "So what does this mean?"

"This is bad. We've got to figure out what's going on and quick." Mumbled Kai. Suddenly, Dranzer and Dragoon stopped arguing.

"I think we're not alone." Said Dranzer.

"Who's there? Show yourself!" yelled Dragoon. The rest of the bit-beasts drew together. Kai and Ray stepped back.

"Should we run for it?" whispered Ray. Dranzer reached over and grabbed the doorknob.

"Run!" hissed Kai as they both took off. But they had only gone a few steps when the door was flung open.

"Ray! Tyson! What are you doing here?" asked Galleon.

"I'm Kai." Said "Tyson" through gritted teeth. Galmon laughed as Galleon turned a bright shade of crimson.

"Er, sorry, Kai." He apologized. Kai ignored him and turned to his former bit-beast.

"Can you give me an explanation?" he asked in a quiet voice. There was a hint of hurt in his tone. The bit-beast looked around and each other for a bit.

"Why don't you two come inside first?"

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NOW it's over. Whaddya think? Was it good? Did it suck? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, if you have any questions, comments or complaints, feel free to click on the little button thingy in the bottom left corner of this screen. I am sad to say that we are now nearing the end of this story. *is sad* But... *brightens up* Oh well, as they always say, "All bad things must come to an end," right?



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