How Can He Live Like That?
Fun page! (1)
WELCOME!
Neko: Hi peeps! Sorry for the long wait!
(Tyson: Yeah, I'll say, it was over eight months!)
Neko: And here's the fun page I promised you!
(NOTE: THIS FUNPAGE CONTAINS A SPECIAL ADDITION OF "MAX'S COOKBOOK" AND "TYSON'S CORNY JOKES".)
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Max's Cookbook: Today's Recipe,
Exploding Rat Solution (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)
Ingredients:
1 cup of baking soda
1 bowl of black pepper
1/2 cup of vinegar
1 handful of random candies
A scoop of ice cream (preferably chocolate)
1 teaspoon of sugar
1 teaspoon of flour
2 eggs (with the shell)
And any other random objects that you can find lying around!
Instructions
Take a large bowl, and randomly throw everything randomly inside. (It doesn't matter if the mixture turns yellow/brown/green/red/black/white or any other color.)
Next, take a large hammer, a grenade, a spoon or anything large and heavy and mash everything into a nice liquidly substance.
Then, grab the rat on the floor next to your foot (preferably gray) and feed it the mixture.
After that, find a nice spot, and sit back and enjoy the fireworks!
Tyson's Corny Jokes
!) Watch do you get when you cross the world's lousiest blader and a hamburger?
A Kai-ser bun!
2) (A/N Borrowed (forcefully) from Every Storm Has An End and may be offensive to some) What should you do when you dye your hair blue, wear red arm-guards, a black sleeveless-shirt, blue pants and tie a white blanket around your neck?
See a psy-kai-atrist!
3) What did Cenotaph say when he was kicked in the head, thrown down five flights of stairs, then had his bandages unraveled?
I want my mummy!
4) The National Society of Environment Protectors
One day, Tyson drove down the street in his new flashy pink car when suddenly, something strange caught his eye. Max, Ray and the Chief were lined up along the road. First, Ray would dig a huge hole. Then Max would pour a bucket of water into it, and then Kenny would fill the hole up again. Tyson stopped his car and started to watch them, fascinated but also a tad bewildered. Finally after their sixth time, Tyson got out of the car to ask them what they were doing.
"We're from the national society of environment protectors and we're also known as ---- the national society of environment protectors!" answered Max cheerfully.
"We're on a tree-planting project right now to preserve the forest, I dig the holes, Max waters them and Chief fills them back," explained Ray.
"But why were you JUST digging holes and pouring water in them and then filling them up again?" asked Tyson, scratching his head.
"Oh, that's because Kai is away today. He's trying to beat his grandfather into a bloody pulp. He's also the one who is supposed to put the seeds in." replied Kenny.
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Well, that's the fun page so far. I might randomly post some other stuff if I feel like it. Cya!
Fun page! (1)
WELCOME!
Neko: Hi peeps! Sorry for the long wait!
(Tyson: Yeah, I'll say, it was over eight months!)
Neko: And here's the fun page I promised you!
(NOTE: THIS FUNPAGE CONTAINS A SPECIAL ADDITION OF "MAX'S COOKBOOK" AND "TYSON'S CORNY JOKES".)
***
Max's Cookbook: Today's Recipe,
Exploding Rat Solution (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)
Ingredients:
1 cup of baking soda
1 bowl of black pepper
1/2 cup of vinegar
1 handful of random candies
A scoop of ice cream (preferably chocolate)
1 teaspoon of sugar
1 teaspoon of flour
2 eggs (with the shell)
And any other random objects that you can find lying around!
Instructions
Take a large bowl, and randomly throw everything randomly inside. (It doesn't matter if the mixture turns yellow/brown/green/red/black/white or any other color.)
Next, take a large hammer, a grenade, a spoon or anything large and heavy and mash everything into a nice liquidly substance.
Then, grab the rat on the floor next to your foot (preferably gray) and feed it the mixture.
After that, find a nice spot, and sit back and enjoy the fireworks!
Tyson's Corny Jokes
!) Watch do you get when you cross the world's lousiest blader and a hamburger?
A Kai-ser bun!
2) (A/N Borrowed (forcefully) from Every Storm Has An End and may be offensive to some) What should you do when you dye your hair blue, wear red arm-guards, a black sleeveless-shirt, blue pants and tie a white blanket around your neck?
See a psy-kai-atrist!
3) What did Cenotaph say when he was kicked in the head, thrown down five flights of stairs, then had his bandages unraveled?
I want my mummy!
4) The National Society of Environment Protectors
One day, Tyson drove down the street in his new flashy pink car when suddenly, something strange caught his eye. Max, Ray and the Chief were lined up along the road. First, Ray would dig a huge hole. Then Max would pour a bucket of water into it, and then Kenny would fill the hole up again. Tyson stopped his car and started to watch them, fascinated but also a tad bewildered. Finally after their sixth time, Tyson got out of the car to ask them what they were doing.
"We're from the national society of environment protectors and we're also known as ---- the national society of environment protectors!" answered Max cheerfully.
"We're on a tree-planting project right now to preserve the forest, I dig the holes, Max waters them and Chief fills them back," explained Ray.
"But why were you JUST digging holes and pouring water in them and then filling them up again?" asked Tyson, scratching his head.
"Oh, that's because Kai is away today. He's trying to beat his grandfather into a bloody pulp. He's also the one who is supposed to put the seeds in." replied Kenny.
***
Well, that's the fun page so far. I might randomly post some other stuff if I feel like it. Cya!