Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Hello, everyone, and guess what? I'm back… yup… that's right…
SilverRose12: *bounces around excitedly* Yup… and I'm the one that gets to interview people.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: And… you're going to interview… *skims through all the reviews she got* YAMI!!
Yami: Um… joy?
SilverRose12: YAY! *stops and stares* Wait? Yami? Why couldn't I interview Seto?
Penny: Because you might "do it" in the middle of the interview.
SilverRose12, Seto, and JK: PENNY!! *stares in a shocked manner*
SilverRose12: I would expect Yoshimi to say that, but YOU!!
Penny: Well, someone had to state the obvious.
SilverRose12: Hm…. True…
JK: So there's still a chance that either SilverRose12 or me could interview Seto.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Yeah… I guess….
JK: YES!!
SilverRose12: So can we start the interview?
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: (Who will be called Yoshimi for the rest of the story) No way… first we have to go through our daily rants…
Penny: But of course…
Yami: Um… what if I don't want to be interviewed…
Yoshimi: Well, we could either trap you in the same soul room as Ishtar, or we would just feed you and Yuugi to the Man-Eater Bug.
Yami: How about we get this interview started?
JK: *grins* I knew that you'd see it our way…
Anzu: But that's not fair, you shouldn't force anyone to do something they don't want to.
SilverRose12: But, we're not forcing him to do anything, we're just told him that if he doesn't want to be interviewed then he's agreed to be a pet for either Ishtar or the Man-Eater Bug.
Anzu: Oh… in that case… I have no objection to you interviewing my boyfriend! ^^
JK: BOYFRIEND?? But I thought you were dating Honda?
Anzu: Honda? Are you KIDDING me??
Penny: *shrugs* Oh well, Anzu, I hope you and Yami have a happy relationship.
Yami: NO WAY IN SEVEN HELLS! I'm already married!!
JK: Yeah, to about three million OCs.
Yami: So what? And I'm loyal to every one of them.
Everyone in the studio: *bursts out laughing*
Yami: What… was it something I said?
JK: Yami, you idiot how can you be loyal to them when each time on died, you'd marry another one of the OCs that pops up.
SilverRose12: Common sense, Yami.
Yami: *hmphs* So what?? I don't want to date Anzu.
Anzu: AND JUST WHAT, MAY I SAY, IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Yami: *cowers in fear* N-nothing.
Anzu: I thought so.
Mai: *saunters into the studio* Sorry I'm late; I stopped into a nail salon to get my nails done on the way.
Penny: *dully* How shocked…
JK: But Mai, we're not interviewing you today.
Mai: So what, I wanted to see you interview Yami!
Yoshimi: How did you know that, I just announced it.
Mai: When you've got money and looks, you can find out anything you want, even before it happens.
JK: She's got a point.
Everyone: *nods head in agreement*
Yami: Uh… are we done ranting yet?
Yoshimi: I guess so…
JK: Yeah… Oh well…
Penny: Too bad…
SilverRose12: YAY!! IT'S TIME FOR THE SPOT LIGHT TO BE ON ME!!
Yami: Actually, the spot light is on me…
SilverRose12: ;_; Why'd you have to ruin the moment?
Yami: I'm sorry, Silver-chan, it's just, well… I want this interview to start and end already!!!
SilverRose12: -.- Sheesh, no need to yell.
Disclaimer: Happy Beauty does not own Yu-Gi-Oh because if she did, she would be making millions instead of sitting here entertaining fans for free.
:::Tell Your Secrets, One And All:::
SilverRose12: Hi ya'll and welcome to "Tell Your Secrets, One And All," the show were we interview everyone… and I'm mean EVERYONE… Today we'll be interviewing everyone's favorite old fart, Yami Yuugi.
Yami: I am not an old fart!!!
SilverRose12: This is my show, and I can say what I want!!
Yoshimi: *coughs*
SilverRose12: I mean… I mean… this is Yoshimi's show… but I can still say what ever I want!!
Yami: -.-' Smart… that response was just the smartest thing I've ever heard… scratch that.. I've heard Jounouchi say smarter things than you!!
SilverRose12: *glares daggers at Yami* I am REALLY starting to hate you… *takes out the anvil that Malik used to try and kill Anzu* *flings it at Yami's head in anger*
Yami: Itai….. @_@
Yoshimi: *walks onto the stage* Why is Yami always getting bashed in the head for the things he says?
JK: *also walks onto the stage* Because he's a cocky bastard….
Penny: Yeah, but so is Seto-kun….
SilverRose12 and JK: *in a dreamy voice* I know…. *swoon*
Yoshimi: Why do they always swoon over their bishies?
Penny: *raises eyebrow* And you don't?
Yoshimi: Of course I don't…..
Penny: *whistles and Malik suddenly appears*
Malik: Whadda ya want?
Yoshimi: *in a dreamy voice* Malik… *swoon*
Penny: You were saying….
Yoshimi: *continues to talk in a dreamy voice* Malik…
Penny: *sweat drops* I give up… Oh well… I guess I'm just going to have to do the interview….
SilverRose12: *snaps out of her daze* NO!!!!!! *runs back to the host's chair*
JK: *also snaps out of daze and she, Penny and Yoshimi walk off the stage*\
SilverRose12: Okay then… first question: Yami, what did you do on a daily basis when you were a pharaoh?
Yami: *clears throat in an important manner* Well first I would get up and have the royal servants bath me… I always loved to see the girl's reactions when they saw me naked-
SilverRose12: *Cuts Yami short* O… kay… that's just plain wrong and weird….
Yami: I'M NOT DONE YET!!
SilverRose12: O_o Okay then… well…. Continue….
Yami: And then I would eat breakfast, which would be fruit, bread, and wine… and then I'd listen to all the peasants in my country that would complain to me, while I sat on my throne and drank wine. Then, I would have Priest Seto solve all the peasant's problems, while I drank wine.
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* Would you bath in wine, too?
Yami: How'd you know?
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* You're just a genius, Yami. Next question: If you could have three wishes, what would they be?
Yami: Wine, wine, and…. Wine!!
SilverRose12: How creative…. Next question: If you could date one woman on the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, who would it be?
Yami: WINE!!
SilverRose12: *slams clip board onto the table* THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS MORON! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!! *Hmphs and walks off the set* *minutes later* YOSHIMI!! WHERE'S MY TRAILER??!
Yoshimi: You don't have one, baka na SilverRose. You don't even get paid… so that means stop acting like a person who gets paid and GET BACK TO THE THAT INTERVIEW!! *Death glare*
SilverRose12: EEP!! *Squeals and runs back to the stage* *picks up clipboard* So… as I was saying… Yami, if you suddenly became gay and married a guy, who would you marry? AND THE ANSWER IS NOT WINE!!
Yami: I'd marry Seto.
SilverRose12: WHAT?!? WHY?!?!
Yami: So that he could do all my dirty work, and give me wine.
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* And I got scared for a moment.
Seto: *walks up, onto the stage* *glares at Yami* How dare you say my name?! Now everyone is going to read this fic, and then they'll start Yami/Seto pairing!! DAMN YOU, PHARAOH!!
Yami: O_O Wow, you're starting to sound like Bakura and Malik…
SilverRose12: *reads through clipboard again, and throws it out of a random window… the clipboard hits an old lady* Oops? Anyways… it seems like we're out of time, so stay turned for the next chapter, where we'll interview, INSECTOR HAGA!!
::: To Be Continued :::
Yoshimi: So, how was that for a second chapter?
JK: It was-
SilverRose12: *In a hyper mode* GREAT!!
JK: *coughs to get everyone's attention* Well… like I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted… it was really good… but you took my idea about the wine, again.
Yoshimi: Gomen, I couldn't help it, I mean, after all, she WAS interviewing Yami.
Penny: Well I can't wait till I get to interview Haga-baka; I am allowed to kill him at the end, right?
Yoshimi: Of course. ^_^
JK: *Grins* Penny-chan, can I help?
Penny: Everyone can help, but I get to have to finishing blow!! ^^
JK: That reminds me… I still didn't get revenge on Bakura.
Bakura: Nani?!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ONNA!?! YOU BOUND AND GAGGED ME, AND SHOVED ME INSIDE A GARBAGE BAG!!!
JK: So?
Bakura: -.-'
JK: *takes out her now polished and clean reverse blade sword and flips it* *shoves it in Bakura's ass* Oh well, Pegasus will just clean it again.
Bakura: @_@ Itai… my buttocks… *rubs butt in pain* Someone get me some bandages….
Yoshimi: Sorry, Kura-kun, we're all out of bandages.
Bakura: Well can someone heal me???!?
Penny: Gladly, Kura-kun, but you need to do something for me?
Bakura: I'll turn chibi and-
Penny, Yoshimi, SilverRose12 and JK: *quickly* OKAY!!
Bakura: NOW HEAL ME!!
Penny: *comes up to Bakura and puts hands over buttocks* (NOT TOUCHING IT… Hahahaha!! If you're reading this Penny… then all I have to say is… don't you wish you were touching his butt?) *Heals Bakura*
Bakura: I'M HEALED!! YAY!! *Turns chibi*
Yoshimi, JK, SilverRose12, and Penny: AWWWWW!! *glomps*
Bakura: *toothy grin*
All other bishies in YGO: *glares at Bakura*
Yoshimi: Well, that's all for today's chapter, folks. So if you want to know all about Haga's secrets, or if you want to get glomped by Chibi-Kura-kun… then read and review!!!!!
SilverRose12: *bounces around excitedly* Yup… and I'm the one that gets to interview people.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: And… you're going to interview… *skims through all the reviews she got* YAMI!!
Yami: Um… joy?
SilverRose12: YAY! *stops and stares* Wait? Yami? Why couldn't I interview Seto?
Penny: Because you might "do it" in the middle of the interview.
SilverRose12, Seto, and JK: PENNY!! *stares in a shocked manner*
SilverRose12: I would expect Yoshimi to say that, but YOU!!
Penny: Well, someone had to state the obvious.
SilverRose12: Hm…. True…
JK: So there's still a chance that either SilverRose12 or me could interview Seto.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Yeah… I guess….
JK: YES!!
SilverRose12: So can we start the interview?
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: (Who will be called Yoshimi for the rest of the story) No way… first we have to go through our daily rants…
Penny: But of course…
Yami: Um… what if I don't want to be interviewed…
Yoshimi: Well, we could either trap you in the same soul room as Ishtar, or we would just feed you and Yuugi to the Man-Eater Bug.
Yami: How about we get this interview started?
JK: *grins* I knew that you'd see it our way…
Anzu: But that's not fair, you shouldn't force anyone to do something they don't want to.
SilverRose12: But, we're not forcing him to do anything, we're just told him that if he doesn't want to be interviewed then he's agreed to be a pet for either Ishtar or the Man-Eater Bug.
Anzu: Oh… in that case… I have no objection to you interviewing my boyfriend! ^^
JK: BOYFRIEND?? But I thought you were dating Honda?
Anzu: Honda? Are you KIDDING me??
Penny: *shrugs* Oh well, Anzu, I hope you and Yami have a happy relationship.
Yami: NO WAY IN SEVEN HELLS! I'm already married!!
JK: Yeah, to about three million OCs.
Yami: So what? And I'm loyal to every one of them.
Everyone in the studio: *bursts out laughing*
Yami: What… was it something I said?
JK: Yami, you idiot how can you be loyal to them when each time on died, you'd marry another one of the OCs that pops up.
SilverRose12: Common sense, Yami.
Yami: *hmphs* So what?? I don't want to date Anzu.
Anzu: AND JUST WHAT, MAY I SAY, IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Yami: *cowers in fear* N-nothing.
Anzu: I thought so.
Mai: *saunters into the studio* Sorry I'm late; I stopped into a nail salon to get my nails done on the way.
Penny: *dully* How shocked…
JK: But Mai, we're not interviewing you today.
Mai: So what, I wanted to see you interview Yami!
Yoshimi: How did you know that, I just announced it.
Mai: When you've got money and looks, you can find out anything you want, even before it happens.
JK: She's got a point.
Everyone: *nods head in agreement*
Yami: Uh… are we done ranting yet?
Yoshimi: I guess so…
JK: Yeah… Oh well…
Penny: Too bad…
SilverRose12: YAY!! IT'S TIME FOR THE SPOT LIGHT TO BE ON ME!!
Yami: Actually, the spot light is on me…
SilverRose12: ;_; Why'd you have to ruin the moment?
Yami: I'm sorry, Silver-chan, it's just, well… I want this interview to start and end already!!!
SilverRose12: -.- Sheesh, no need to yell.
Disclaimer: Happy Beauty does not own Yu-Gi-Oh because if she did, she would be making millions instead of sitting here entertaining fans for free.
:::Tell Your Secrets, One And All:::
SilverRose12: Hi ya'll and welcome to "Tell Your Secrets, One And All," the show were we interview everyone… and I'm mean EVERYONE… Today we'll be interviewing everyone's favorite old fart, Yami Yuugi.
Yami: I am not an old fart!!!
SilverRose12: This is my show, and I can say what I want!!
Yoshimi: *coughs*
SilverRose12: I mean… I mean… this is Yoshimi's show… but I can still say what ever I want!!
Yami: -.-' Smart… that response was just the smartest thing I've ever heard… scratch that.. I've heard Jounouchi say smarter things than you!!
SilverRose12: *glares daggers at Yami* I am REALLY starting to hate you… *takes out the anvil that Malik used to try and kill Anzu* *flings it at Yami's head in anger*
Yami: Itai….. @_@
Yoshimi: *walks onto the stage* Why is Yami always getting bashed in the head for the things he says?
JK: *also walks onto the stage* Because he's a cocky bastard….
Penny: Yeah, but so is Seto-kun….
SilverRose12 and JK: *in a dreamy voice* I know…. *swoon*
Yoshimi: Why do they always swoon over their bishies?
Penny: *raises eyebrow* And you don't?
Yoshimi: Of course I don't…..
Penny: *whistles and Malik suddenly appears*
Malik: Whadda ya want?
Yoshimi: *in a dreamy voice* Malik… *swoon*
Penny: You were saying….
Yoshimi: *continues to talk in a dreamy voice* Malik…
Penny: *sweat drops* I give up… Oh well… I guess I'm just going to have to do the interview….
SilverRose12: *snaps out of her daze* NO!!!!!! *runs back to the host's chair*
JK: *also snaps out of daze and she, Penny and Yoshimi walk off the stage*\
SilverRose12: Okay then… first question: Yami, what did you do on a daily basis when you were a pharaoh?
Yami: *clears throat in an important manner* Well first I would get up and have the royal servants bath me… I always loved to see the girl's reactions when they saw me naked-
SilverRose12: *Cuts Yami short* O… kay… that's just plain wrong and weird….
Yami: I'M NOT DONE YET!!
SilverRose12: O_o Okay then… well…. Continue….
Yami: And then I would eat breakfast, which would be fruit, bread, and wine… and then I'd listen to all the peasants in my country that would complain to me, while I sat on my throne and drank wine. Then, I would have Priest Seto solve all the peasant's problems, while I drank wine.
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* Would you bath in wine, too?
Yami: How'd you know?
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* You're just a genius, Yami. Next question: If you could have three wishes, what would they be?
Yami: Wine, wine, and…. Wine!!
SilverRose12: How creative…. Next question: If you could date one woman on the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, who would it be?
Yami: WINE!!
SilverRose12: *slams clip board onto the table* THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS MORON! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!! *Hmphs and walks off the set* *minutes later* YOSHIMI!! WHERE'S MY TRAILER??!
Yoshimi: You don't have one, baka na SilverRose. You don't even get paid… so that means stop acting like a person who gets paid and GET BACK TO THE THAT INTERVIEW!! *Death glare*
SilverRose12: EEP!! *Squeals and runs back to the stage* *picks up clipboard* So… as I was saying… Yami, if you suddenly became gay and married a guy, who would you marry? AND THE ANSWER IS NOT WINE!!
Yami: I'd marry Seto.
SilverRose12: WHAT?!? WHY?!?!
Yami: So that he could do all my dirty work, and give me wine.
SilverRose12: *sweatdrops* And I got scared for a moment.
Seto: *walks up, onto the stage* *glares at Yami* How dare you say my name?! Now everyone is going to read this fic, and then they'll start Yami/Seto pairing!! DAMN YOU, PHARAOH!!
Yami: O_O Wow, you're starting to sound like Bakura and Malik…
SilverRose12: *reads through clipboard again, and throws it out of a random window… the clipboard hits an old lady* Oops? Anyways… it seems like we're out of time, so stay turned for the next chapter, where we'll interview, INSECTOR HAGA!!
::: To Be Continued :::
Yoshimi: So, how was that for a second chapter?
JK: It was-
SilverRose12: *In a hyper mode* GREAT!!
JK: *coughs to get everyone's attention* Well… like I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted… it was really good… but you took my idea about the wine, again.
Yoshimi: Gomen, I couldn't help it, I mean, after all, she WAS interviewing Yami.
Penny: Well I can't wait till I get to interview Haga-baka; I am allowed to kill him at the end, right?
Yoshimi: Of course. ^_^
JK: *Grins* Penny-chan, can I help?
Penny: Everyone can help, but I get to have to finishing blow!! ^^
JK: That reminds me… I still didn't get revenge on Bakura.
Bakura: Nani?!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ONNA!?! YOU BOUND AND GAGGED ME, AND SHOVED ME INSIDE A GARBAGE BAG!!!
JK: So?
Bakura: -.-'
JK: *takes out her now polished and clean reverse blade sword and flips it* *shoves it in Bakura's ass* Oh well, Pegasus will just clean it again.
Bakura: @_@ Itai… my buttocks… *rubs butt in pain* Someone get me some bandages….
Yoshimi: Sorry, Kura-kun, we're all out of bandages.
Bakura: Well can someone heal me???!?
Penny: Gladly, Kura-kun, but you need to do something for me?
Bakura: I'll turn chibi and-
Penny, Yoshimi, SilverRose12 and JK: *quickly* OKAY!!
Bakura: NOW HEAL ME!!
Penny: *comes up to Bakura and puts hands over buttocks* (NOT TOUCHING IT… Hahahaha!! If you're reading this Penny… then all I have to say is… don't you wish you were touching his butt?) *Heals Bakura*
Bakura: I'M HEALED!! YAY!! *Turns chibi*
Yoshimi, JK, SilverRose12, and Penny: AWWWWW!! *glomps*
Bakura: *toothy grin*
All other bishies in YGO: *glares at Bakura*
Yoshimi: Well, that's all for today's chapter, folks. So if you want to know all about Haga's secrets, or if you want to get glomped by Chibi-Kura-kun… then read and review!!!!!