Legal Note: Me no own the Ranma. Me wish it so. Rumiko Takahashi Ranma owns.

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Kasumi walks into the yard of the Tendo home on a gray afternoon. She opens the door holding her two grocery bags under her other arm. She places the bags on the dining table where Akane sits reading a book.

"So how did Ranma like the market Kasumi?" Akane asked not looking away from her book.

"Ranma? Oh dear. Uh, he, uh, loved it." Kasumi said looking all over the room which catches Akane's attention.

"Ranma did come back with you right?" Akane asked grabbing Kasumi's two shoulders to look her in the face. "Y-You lost him!"

"Maybe." Kasumi answered going into the kitchen.

"Where's Ranma?!" Akane yelled flipping the table.

"Kasumi? Where are you big sister Kasumi?!" Ranma said with tears forming. He stood on an empty alley street.

"Ranma!" A teenage boy with dark hair with a bandana in it stood at the other end of the street. "I challenge you to a match Ranma!" He grinned showing his fangs.

"Wow. Hey mister how'd you get your teeth like that?" Ranma said in awe walking over to the angered Ryoga. "Are they real?" Ranma inquired opening Ryoga's mouth as Ryoga stood with steam almost rising from his ears.

"Ranma! What do you think you're doing? You know they are real damnit! Now do you accept my challenge or not?" Ryoga said throwing Ranma to his butt.

"You're mean mister!" Ranma sat crying as Ryoga stood in confusion.

"H-hey! Stop crying! Real men don't cry." Ryoga grabbed Ranma shaking him vigorously. Ryoga throws Ranma aside into a puddle.

"R-Ryoga?" The now female Ranma asked in awe.

"So you're not crazy now? Can we fight?" Ryoga asked looking on.

"Fight you Ryoga? I would never fight the man I'm in love with." Ranma said snuggling up to Ryoga's arm.

"Wh-What is your problem?!" Ryoga pushed Ranma away in disgust wearing a red face. "You're messed up! I don't go that way!"

"What are you talking about? Ryoga we've always been in love since school. Remember everyday I'd get you bread." Ranma said glomping on Ryoga.

"You stole my bread everyday." Ryoga said trying to pry Ranma off.

"Don't be foolish my love. You're being weird, but you always were a bit like that." Ranma said kissing Ryoga's cheek. Ryoga collapses to the ground then uses the Breaking Point to hit the ground throwing Ranma off.

"What the hell is wrong with you?! Huh?" Ryoga stood ready to fight when a drop of water hit his hand. He looked up as it started raining down on the two. "Bwee!" Ryoga now as a sable colored pig ran from the approaching Ranma.

"I got you my cute pig boyfriend!" Ranma scooped Ryoga up in his arms. "Let's go home now my love." Ranma said in joy as Ryoga struggled to get free.

"It's nice and warm just the way you like it." Ranma said dropping pig Ryoga into the Tendo bathtub.

"How dare you humiliate me like that Ranma!" Ryoga said bopping Ranma on the head.

"Ew. You like it kinky. Ravish me Ryoga!" Ranma said opening his shirt.

"Wah! What are you doing?!" Ryoga yelled closing Ranma's shirt nervously.

"I love you Ryoga." Ranma kisses him on the lips as the door slides open.

"Ranma?! Ryoga?!" Akane stood there as Ryoga threw Ranma across the room.

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Neko: I did force the story along. I think someone who was run over by a truck would be obvious to point out even to a stubborn person like Akane. The truck kept going cause the driver didn't notice running Ranma down. Akane hasn't shown kindness toward kid Ranma in front of the parents yet. I think in the comic Nodoka looked the same then and now. Nodoka didn't know he was kid again when she said he was unmanly for crying out. I think I meant Tofu's clinic not the hospital. Id wasn't a spelling error, my 5 year old cousin talks that way. I may rewrite, I don't know.