A Cow Falls on Relena.

Disclaimer: Don't own...doing this for fun...sort of....

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Relena had stalked Heero to a field in central Iowa. Why Heero thought he could get away from Relena in a field in central Iowa is anybody's guess.

"Heeeeeerrrrrrrooooooo! Gosh, I finally found you. You know you can be pretty hard to track sometimes. But now that we're here together let's plan our wedding. Of course, that crass Maxwell isn't going to be invite...."

Suddenly...seemingly from out of nowhere...a cow falls from the sky and lands on top of Relena.

"Oh my God!" yelled Heero. "Are you alright?"

Duo, who had just jumped down from Shignami, which had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere, yelled at his koi "I thought you didn't care for her?"

"Not Relena, the cow....she's fine...good bossy!"

"And Relena?" Duo inquired.

"Squashed flatter that a pancake. Bossy did a really good job on the bitch...didn't you bossy?"

"Great...that'll be the last time she calls me crass!"

Bossy then made some cow pies on top of Relena's dead, broken body.

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