Legal Note: Me no own the Ranma. Me wish it so. Rumiko Takahashi Ranma owns.

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"Booger." Ranma said sitting in his class as the rest laughed with him.

"Mr. Saotome the answer to what goes quack is not booger." The teacher said with an evil face.

"Ducks go booger." Ranma said causing another uproar. That's when someone got Ranma with a stream of juice turning him girl. "What am I doing here, and why am I wet?" Ranma stood up leaving the room as the class stared at him.

"I can't believe what an ass I made of myself in front of Akane." Ryoga said punching a wall as he came down the street. "And where the hell is my house?!" Ryoga screamed banging his head on a nearby pole.

"Ryoga darling!" Ranma glomped onto Ryoga's back as he began to realize him.

"What are you doing?!" Ryoga threw Ranma to the ground.

"Ryoga do you want to go on a date tonight? Maybe I'll let you get to second base if you're lucky." Ranma said standing smiling playfully.

"No." Ryoga said sternly.

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"You're positive?"

"YES! I don't want to date you!" Ryoga said shuddering at the thought of a date.

"You can be such a jerk Ryoga." Ranma ran off from Ryoga.

"Everyone thinks I'm a jerk?" Ryoga said continuing.

"I thought Ryoga loved me." Ranma said sitting on a park bench. "We've always been together for the longest time. He even became a pig for me."

"Having love problem?" An old looking man who looks rather put together is before Ranma. "I have just thing for you."

"You do?" Ranma asked with question.

"You bet. Here." The man handed Ranma a pair of bracelets.

"Bracelets?" Ranma looked at them and then at the man like he was insane.

"These handcuffs special. Put on one love and you can't separate long time."

"I gotta find 'em then." Ranma stood up running off down the street.

"Fiancé be mine soon." The man said removing his face to a young girl with violet hair.

"My love!" Ranma jumps out at Ryoga, who is still lost, knocking him to the ground.

"Argh! Why you back?!" Ryoga stood throwing Ranma aside when he spots something around his arm. "What is this?" Ryoga pulled at it, but it didn't come off.

"Ha-ha! Now we will never be far apart." Ranma said standing with a smile. "You can't get away from me my love." Ranma said showing a similar bracelet on his/her arm.

"We'll see about that!" Ryoga ran off leaving Ranma in his dust.

"Oh, he'll be back." Ranma said crossing his/her arms and sitting down on the ground Indian style.

Akane came to Ranma's new school after leaving her own. "Where is he?"

Ranma's teacher came up to her. "Your son or whatever after disturbing my lesson turned into a girl and ran off."

"He, turned into a girl you say?"

"Well, when a guy suddenly has melons like that they must be a girl. Did you know that he does that?"

"Er, he has a curse. Look, I don't have time to explain. I gotta find him."

"Damnit Ranma!" Ryoga came back gasping for air. "I got like 100 feet from here and I couldn't go any further. What is this thing?!" Ryoga said catching his breath.

"Now we will never be apart my love." Ranma said snuggling as Ryoga's eyebrow twitched.

"How do you get this blasted thing off?!" Ryoga said pushing Ranma away.

"You can't get it off. Now about that date."

"Date huh? I'll give you a date!" Ryoga grabbed Ranma and ran until meeting a coffee stand and threw some at Ranma.

"Mr. Meanie? What are you doing here?" Ranma said shaking off the coffee.

"Uh, I'm walking you home from school. Now how do you get there?" Ryoga asked the now boy Ranma.

"I don't know. You should know so you take me home." Ranma said grabbing Ryoga's hand as he sighed.

"Man. I guess I can go with pure luck." Ryoga started walking away with Ranma.

"Ryoga! Ranma!" Akane was waving to the boys from the walk of a house.

"Ah! Akane. Are you on your way home?" Ryoga asked as Ranma was stepping on his feet.

"Uh, Ryoga this is my house. It's a good thing you found Ranma and brought him home Ryoga. I guess you're not such a big jerk so sorry." Akane said not looking at Ryoga.

"Aka-Chan!" Ranma ran over to her. "Mr. Meanie said he's gonna stay with us."

"He did?" Akane asked looking to Ryoga.

"A certain girl made it so I can't get too far from her." Ryoga said looking at Ranma.

"He, or should I say she put a curse on you or something?" Akane asked.

"Some magic bracelets, more like handcuffs. Anyway do you have a room?" Ryoga asked as Ranma was trying to catch a bug.

"I'm afraid not." Akane said.

"Oh there you are Akane." Nodoka and Genma were out front with them carrying bags. "We're going away for awhile, and we wanted to tell you that Ranma has a problem with sleeping alone. I think he should sleep in your room while we're gone."

"What? No, no, he can't sleep with me." Akane said shaking her head.

"Too bad because he is." Genma said sternly.

"Yeah Aka-Chan we'll have so much fun!" Ranma said with a childish smile.

"I could take his room." Ryoga said rubbing his chin.

"Grr! Fine! Ranma can stay in my room, and Ryoga can take his." Akane clenched her fists turning for the house.

"Yeah sleep over!" Ranma exclaimed jumping up and down on Akane's bed.

"Quit that Ranma. I'm tired." Akane said sitting on the bed as Ranma stopped pouting.

"You old people are no fun." Ranma said crossing his arms.

"Why are you on the bed? You're sleeping on the floor." Akane told him looking away.

"You mean on that floor? It's dirty just like you."

Akane's eye twitched as she turns to him. "F-fine. You can sleep with me in my bed."

"Aka-Chan was acting like Mr. Meanie for a minute." Ranma said lying down on the side nearest the wall.

"I'm not a Mr. Meanie." Akane said lying next to him fixing the covers and turning the light off.

"It's dark. Monsters are coming!" Ranma said grabbing Akane's arm.

"Fine." Akane turned the lights back on and lied back down.

"G'night Aka-Chan." Ranma said yawning and turning to the wall.

"Good night." Akane turned away from the wall. 'I can't wait for the *real* Ranma to come back. Ha! I never thought I'd ever say that.'

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Who wants Akane/Ranma? No one? Good because I have another couple to show up first that I don't think anyone's tried. Coming next chapter Kasumi!