Chapter 3
-Begin Chapter-
That night, back at the safe mansion, the G-boiz talk through the fateful events of earlier in the day.
"So, while you were poking Heero, your butt managed to hit the distress call button?" Quatre looked a Duo with a slightly raised eyebrow.
"Well, y'know Cat, there's not much room in the cockpit." Duo smiled evilly and added "It's a really tight fit in there!" Heero blushed at Duo's meaning.
"So the other three of us flew to Iowa, only to find the cow pie spattered corpse of Relena and two cows, with you two broadcasting your fun from Deathscythe." Trowa stated the obvious.
"So far, so good" said Heero, still blushing. Duo was busily stroking his thigh.
"And the cows were gods?" Trowa asked incredulously.
"I know the answer to that." Quatre saw that Duo by now wasn't going to be speaking any time soon, and that Heero's face showed that he was concentrating on something else at the moment. "Shinamoogi is a god, and Bossy is her acolyte." Quatre decide that Duo had a good idea and started to run his hands over Trowa's legs.
"Oh yeah" Heero sighed. Quatre and Trowa couldn't decide if he were confirming Cat's description or not.
"That explains what happened to Wufei, then." Trowa chuckled at the memory.
Duo grunted agreement between slurps. Heero just sighed again.
"I was actually shocked." Quatre looked just a bit perplexed. "I mean when Wubabe looked at the corpse and confessed that he was Relena's 'Bull of the Woods' I was just stunned."
"Traitor deserved it" Heero managed to say somewhat coherently.
"Wufei lost his head as far as tactics go," Trowa continued, although he was somewhat distracted by Quatre's attentions, "although how could he really know?"
Quatre, who by now had his hands full with Trowa, smiled and said "Duo's told us all about Shinamoogi before."
"Shinamoogi rules!" Duo shouted after he had raised his head from between Heero's legs. Heero just grabbed Duo's head and pushed down.
"He looked truly grief stricken when he charged Bossy with his Kitana." Trowa leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to enjoy Quatre's expert manipulation.
"I nearly laughed my ass off when Shinamoogi said 'Moo' and Wufei turned into a bull." Quatre was nearing the point where he wasn't going to be speaking very much longer.
"Well, it wasn't nearly a fun as hearing his strangled moo when his kitana flew behind him and made him a steer!" Trowa chuckled at the memory.
"And then farmer Trieze showed up." Duo, who by now had shed his clothing and was sitting and adjusting himself on Heero's lap, laughed heartily. "In his designer bib overalls. Man, he even had those stringy shoulder things on them."
"He looked pretty amazed that we were all there." Heero, who was rocking a little gasped and then said "and Wufei almost got away when Treize mentioned the slaughterhouse."
"Good thing Duo intervened with Shinamoogi" Trowa smiled. Quatre was thinking that Duo had a pretty good idea and was had taken off his clothing and was handing Trowa some lube.
"Yeppers." Duo replied as he established a rhythm with Heero. "Treize got a eunuch after Shinamoogi turned Wufei back into a human, and we got Treize's porn collection. Man, I'm surprised we managed to get it all in the Gundams after all."
Quatre, who was by now adjusting himself on Trowa's lap, smiled and said "You know, I think things worked out just about as well as they could have under the circumstances. But I think that's enough about what happened today. We've all got better things that we're doing right now!"
All four pilots let out sighs and didn't mention Relena, Wufei, Treize, Bossy or Shinamoogi again that evening. Which was a very long evening for all of them indeed as they decided to take turns with each other, not realizing that Shinamoogi had blessed them all in that particular department.
-End Chapter-
-Begin Chapter-
That night, back at the safe mansion, the G-boiz talk through the fateful events of earlier in the day.
"So, while you were poking Heero, your butt managed to hit the distress call button?" Quatre looked a Duo with a slightly raised eyebrow.
"Well, y'know Cat, there's not much room in the cockpit." Duo smiled evilly and added "It's a really tight fit in there!" Heero blushed at Duo's meaning.
"So the other three of us flew to Iowa, only to find the cow pie spattered corpse of Relena and two cows, with you two broadcasting your fun from Deathscythe." Trowa stated the obvious.
"So far, so good" said Heero, still blushing. Duo was busily stroking his thigh.
"And the cows were gods?" Trowa asked incredulously.
"I know the answer to that." Quatre saw that Duo by now wasn't going to be speaking any time soon, and that Heero's face showed that he was concentrating on something else at the moment. "Shinamoogi is a god, and Bossy is her acolyte." Quatre decide that Duo had a good idea and started to run his hands over Trowa's legs.
"Oh yeah" Heero sighed. Quatre and Trowa couldn't decide if he were confirming Cat's description or not.
"That explains what happened to Wufei, then." Trowa chuckled at the memory.
Duo grunted agreement between slurps. Heero just sighed again.
"I was actually shocked." Quatre looked just a bit perplexed. "I mean when Wubabe looked at the corpse and confessed that he was Relena's 'Bull of the Woods' I was just stunned."
"Traitor deserved it" Heero managed to say somewhat coherently.
"Wufei lost his head as far as tactics go," Trowa continued, although he was somewhat distracted by Quatre's attentions, "although how could he really know?"
Quatre, who by now had his hands full with Trowa, smiled and said "Duo's told us all about Shinamoogi before."
"Shinamoogi rules!" Duo shouted after he had raised his head from between Heero's legs. Heero just grabbed Duo's head and pushed down.
"He looked truly grief stricken when he charged Bossy with his Kitana." Trowa leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to enjoy Quatre's expert manipulation.
"I nearly laughed my ass off when Shinamoogi said 'Moo' and Wufei turned into a bull." Quatre was nearing the point where he wasn't going to be speaking very much longer.
"Well, it wasn't nearly a fun as hearing his strangled moo when his kitana flew behind him and made him a steer!" Trowa chuckled at the memory.
"And then farmer Trieze showed up." Duo, who by now had shed his clothing and was sitting and adjusting himself on Heero's lap, laughed heartily. "In his designer bib overalls. Man, he even had those stringy shoulder things on them."
"He looked pretty amazed that we were all there." Heero, who was rocking a little gasped and then said "and Wufei almost got away when Treize mentioned the slaughterhouse."
"Good thing Duo intervened with Shinamoogi" Trowa smiled. Quatre was thinking that Duo had a pretty good idea and was had taken off his clothing and was handing Trowa some lube.
"Yeppers." Duo replied as he established a rhythm with Heero. "Treize got a eunuch after Shinamoogi turned Wufei back into a human, and we got Treize's porn collection. Man, I'm surprised we managed to get it all in the Gundams after all."
Quatre, who was by now adjusting himself on Trowa's lap, smiled and said "You know, I think things worked out just about as well as they could have under the circumstances. But I think that's enough about what happened today. We've all got better things that we're doing right now!"
All four pilots let out sighs and didn't mention Relena, Wufei, Treize, Bossy or Shinamoogi again that evening. Which was a very long evening for all of them indeed as they decided to take turns with each other, not realizing that Shinamoogi had blessed them all in that particular department.
-End Chapter-