"Yes! Maybe! Probably not! Not really!"

The masses: What was all that about?

Moi: I was answering the little questions I put at the bottom of chapter 1 for dramatic effect.

So you're sticking around eh? Well if you thought that last chapter was weird, you've never seen me on a sugar high! I will write the big climax to this story on a sugar high, if I ever do a climax that is!

Thanks ribbetfrog, there will probably be more, and I really can't do normal, trust me I tried!

And Mrs. Videl Son, I agree it is a wonderful outfit! And the Jean Jean thing came about ages ago when I was talking to one of my friends and Jean Genie was on the radio and I thought 'Jean Grey is such a boring name, I'll call her Jean Jean Grey!' Imaginative huh!

So where were we? Oh yeah, they have been inspected by the Suddenly Talking Houseplant who, I've heard, is going to have a cameo appearance in an up and coming episode of Evo so look out!

"Ok kids! Lets get going! Last one to the X-Beachmobile is a rotten egg!" called BEAST as he ran off.

"BEAST! You don't drive TO the beach on the X-Beachmobile, that would be stupid!!" shouted Scott, "we go on the X-Unicycle! Duh!"

BEAST hit himself, "how could I be so STUPID!"

"Don't worry, not everyone has my special intelligence," comforted Scott.

"Is everybody here?" asked Charles sweetly as he clapped his little hands together.

"Yes o master!" boomed Rogue.

"Will you stop doing that!" pleaded Jean Jean, "it's getting freaky!"

"Doing what?" she said in her normal, annoying accent.

"Can you see this storyline going anywhere soon?" asked the Suddenly Talking Houseplant from inside the house cos it's a HOUSEPLANT!

"Not in the next couple of centuries," sighed Scott.

"Oh no!" wailed an exceedingly sad Logan, "the X-Unicycle is BROKEN! Someone tried putting a wheelchair attachment on it!"

All eyes rested on a shifty looking Charles. When they were done resting and wouldn't be disturbed he said,


"Let's just go in the van shall we?"

"Can I just make a quick phone call?" asked Scott, "I need to arrange something for Kurt's birthday."

DUN DUN DER!

"Ok."

"Hi, do you do bookings? Yeah, good. No I met you once. In Brazil I think. Yeah. No he's a HUGE fan. No he ISN'T. No, he just likes the song. Ok. See you then. Address? It's The Big Mansion House That No one Suspects, Bayville, Somewhere in America, got that? Good. Bye!"

"I'm done!" he said putting down the phone.

"Let's rock and roll!" chirruped Charles and started rolling backwards and forwards in his wheelchair, quite a feat when you think about it.

And so everyone got in the van. But who could drive? Someone who wouldn't look suspicious if someone saw them or the police pulled them over, they unanimously decided on BEAST!

"Can I sing a song please?" asked Kurt.

"I dunno, what do you want to sing?" replied Logan.

"I shall sing it and you vill see!"

"Ok."

"Ahem, Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay at ze Y-M-C-A! Zey got-"

He was cut off as Jean Jean stuffed that convenient cat from the first chapter in his mouth.

"Aw," sighed Charles, "I was doing all the actions as well!"

And so the journey continued with a sulky professor, a blue furry guy with a white fluffy cat in his mouth and a lot of VERY fashionable outfits.

"I wanna ice-cream!" squealed Charles as they drove past an ice-cream selling device.

"OH NO!" shouted BEAST, because the person selling the ice-cream was-

"MAJOR TOM!"

(Yes I have been listening to too much David Bowie)

"Oh hi!" said Major Tom, "nice to see you all again!"

By the way, they could talk like this because when BEAST shouted 'OH NO!' he took his eyes off the road and crashed into a post box. That's a lesson for life kids, NEVER take your eyes off the road, it's dangerous not only to you, your passengers, other people, but also the post boxes of this world. No one thinks of them.

"Why are you selling ice-cream Major Tom?" asked Scott.

"It's a long and complicated story," sighed M. Tom, "I'd rather not go into it."

Happy Ice-Cream Central to Major Tom! crackled a voice over a load speaker, We pay you to sell ice-cream not to talk to people going on pointless trips to the beach!

"I'd better go!" said Major Tom, "bye!" and continued to sell ice cream from a foot away so why did he say bye? Beyond me.

And so thanks to a handy continuity error that fails to follow on from the van being smashed into a post box, the gang continued on their way to the spooky haunted mansion, I mean the beach, they're not from Scooby Doo. No.

BACK IN THE VAN

"Zoinks!" shouted Jean Jean.

"Charlesy Charlesy X!" howled Charles.

"Jinkies!" wailed Logan.

I said NOT from Scooby Doo.

That's more like it.

And after that quick going off topic and character section, I will continue with the story. Ja.

"How long vill it be until ve get zere?" asked Kurt.

"Another couple of hours, but I can speed it all up by cutting straight to us being there," squawked BEAST.

"Hmm, ja, do zat."

And so accompanied by cheesy 70's music, they rounded a convenient corner and then cut to them nearing the beach.

"You know, this would be a great moment for us to be attacked by the Brotherhood or whatever they call themselves now," commented Rogue.

"Yeah it would, where are they?" asked a puzzled looking Bobby.

(Look these characters will just appear and disappear so don't try and keep up, appear and disappear, appear and disappear, appear and disappear, appear and disappear, appear and disappear.)

"Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish" repeated Lance hugging his legs to his chest and rocking backwards and forwards. The rest of the people who were the bad guys were in a similar state.

"NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE!" wailed Blob, I've forgotten his name, "NO MORE!"

Pie-man was blowing raspberries in the corner and waggling his head around. Toad was dramatically holding the salt shaker thingy that came from somewhere but no one knows where. Mystique had changed into David Dickinson and was repeatedly saying, 'Cheap as chips'. Magneto was playing with fridge magnets trying to make them stick to him and Pyro and Gambit who I think are with the baddies at some point were both lying on their backs with their arms and legs stuck straight up. That Wanda person was singing the Teletubby theme tune.

Back at the van-

"By using my telepathy which I seem to be able to use sometimes but not always, it appears to me that the bad guys are so confused as to what they are called, that they have all gone psycho." Charles said.

"Bien! Los tomates son mi vicio!" shouted Kurt.*

"What?!" scoffed Jean Jean.

"I thought you were German!" dribbled Scott.

"El proximo fin de semana voy a ir al cine!"**

"He's turned Spanish!"

Oh no! What a cliffhanger ending!

Will the bad people ever decide on a name? Will I stop listening to David Bowie? Is Kurt actually Spanish? IS it cheap as chips? What IS Kurt's birthday surprise? You know it, find out soon!

I apologise for any bad Spanish, what they should say is:

*I am addicted to tomatoes.

**Next weekend I am going to the cinema.

So that's that chapter. Maybe next time I should write it without the radio on. Maybe. Personally, I don't think this is as good as chapter 1 but then again, they haven't got to the beach yet. I might add in a chapter at some point after using spell check, some of the suggestions you get!

Oh yeah and some of the things like 'scoffed Jean Jean' are just me using words I like and not much else.