It's been a long time coming, but here it is. I've actually written a few
more chapters on my other computer, but they are rubbish. I can only write
half-decent stuff on my old manky computer, the Inspiration Computer! Maybe
it's cos it's in my room and I play CDs and watch TV when I'm writing on
this one, or maybe it has a mutant power. We shall never know, but anyway,
on with the activities!
ACTIVITY 1-BAYWATCH
"So you we live in a place called Bayville, does that mean there's a bay somewhere?" asked Scott.
"Probably. I mean zhere vould be no point ozervise in calling it Bayville vould there?"
"Dunno Kurt, I just don't know."
"Actually, you're both wrong, it's called Bayville because it is home to the Bad Baywatch Impersonators Club, of which I am a very proud member," came a voice. They then saw the source of the voice. Scott dropped the ice cream he'd been holding.
"Vha?" asked Kurt trying to scoop up the dropped ice cream.
"What's the matter?" asked a genuinely confused Charles.
"I, vat do you mean vats up!?" spluttered Kurt.
Charles was wearing a matching bikini and thong and had a knotted Union Jack handkerchief on his shiny bald head.
"Hey, er, what's up with the bikini Charles?" asked Scott innocently.
"I find them comfortable and they make me look damn fine! Man I'm so hot I'm SMOKING! SEXY BEAST COMING THROUGH!" yelled Charles and floated off in his wheelchair/hoverchair.
"Zat vas surreal, shall ve tell ze ozers?"
"No Kurt. They wouldn't believe us, Kurt is that sand and ice cream around your mouth?"
"VAT? I vas hungry and you obviously didn't vant it dropping it on the ground and everyzing!"
They continued to watch the Professor zoom off down the beach, sending girls, (and boys) running off screaming.
"I am bored puny mortal, make me some Power 8!" boomed Rogue at BEAST.
"Urm, Rogue, didn't you hear? Power 8 is poisonous to mutants," said BEAST.
"I do not care. I am too much in love with Power 8."
Rogue then looked to the side and held up a can of Power 8;
"Power 8, the drink that all truly great people drink!" she took a long swig then wiped her mouth energetically, "mmm! It tastes GREAT!"
She then had a kind of fit and lay in the sand twitching.
"Can't say I didn't warn her," muttered BEAST, "there's no room for product placement in cartoons.
"So, what shall we do?" asked Jean Jean.
"Well, we could show the residents of this beach the proud Baywatch traditions of Bayville," offered Bobby.
"Yes, we shall! I shall get everyone together with my psychic powers!" said Jean Jean.
Soon a little group of X-Men were in the sand. All except Logan who I don't like and so was trying to catch Charles with an overlarge fish net.
"Why do I have to be Drowning Guy#1?" asked Scott.
"You're the only one who can swim," answered Jean Jean, "anyway, you might get a certain girl psychic person saving you," she added.
Instantly Scott did a very very very large sideways flip into the sea.
"Hah! He fell for it!" laughed Jean Jean, "ok, Drowning Guy#2 and Drowning Girl#1 please join him!"
Rogue and BEAST jumped in the water.
"Now let us start our bad rescue attempts!"
"Oh no! In ze vater! A drowning person! I vill save him!" shouted Kurt pointing dramatically out to sea.
He dived in the water and swam with that dodgy red thing to Scott, who had stolen a floaty inflatable thingy from someone and was having a nap.
"Here I come! Oh no! Look how DRAMATICALLY he is DROWNING!" he shouted.
"I, er, what? Oh yeah!" and he jumped off the inflatable and pretended to drown.
"Oh help me help me!" he wailed, "hang on, that was Kurt, and Kurt rescuing people in water = not good! AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!"
"Hey! Come back! I vont bite zis time, I learned zat! Wait! I haven't got any pizza! Please!"
"ITS TOOOO LAATEEEEEEEE!" shouted Scott who had somehow caught a large fish and was surfing it to shore.
"Darn it!"
"I will save you Rogue!" shouted Bobby.
"Hey I need no help from you mate!" said Rogue who was standing ankle deep in water.
"No, don't pretend to be brave for me! I shall save you!"
With that he rugby tackled Rogue and they both landed face down in the sea.
"Oh thank you *spit* so *spit* much! I really needed *spit* that!" moaned Rogue sarcastically.
Well that's that game done," muttered Jean Jean.
"What do you mean? Half of us haven't done anything yet!" moaned Kitty.
"Yeah and no ones saved BEAST, hey where'd Kitty come from?" added Scott.
"Don't you get it? Ve are done because zat angry mob is chasing towards us and anyvay BEAST has handily gone home and vhere DID Kitty come from?"
"What angry mob?"
As one the group swung around majestically to reveal a veritable stampede of angered and sickened beach goers.
"Ok, calm people, vat appears to be ze problem?" shouted Kurt over the noise.
"Your stinkin' Professor!" shouted a very hairy man, "e's floatin' round showing his bikini to everyone, and we don't want none of it!"
"Firstly sir, might I recommend a trip to ze barber, and second, zat man iz a very smart man, and now he must leave you all!"
BAMF!
"Ay, where'd ee go?" asked the hairy guy. By now the mob had stopped and was standing around.
"I SHALL TELL YOU WHERE HE WENT PUNY MORTAL! HE WENT TO THE MASTER OF THE UNMORTALS! SOON YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE TERROR!" bellowed Rogue.
"At least this creepy phase has some use," muttered BEAST.
Making the most of this breathing space, the rest of the X-Men dashed off to their little van thingy.
In the relative safety of their van, the X-Men started telling off the naughtiest member of their party.
"You know better than to go around scaring the normal people Professor," scolded Jean Jean, "don't make me wag my finger at you!"
"Jean Jeans right you know Charles," added BEAST, "you were a very naughty boy!"
"No CBEEBIES* Bedtime for you tonight!" scolded Scott.
And so the trip went on. Logan was not as comfortable as he could have been seeing as he was sellotaped to a piece of wood with lots of nails on that dragged behind the van. But that's the least he deserved. New plot twist- they're going on a beach crawl, seeing as it would be SO unbelievable if they did all that stuff on one beach, so they're going on tons! YAY!
The first adventure on the beach! I have many more ideas which include a re- visit from Major Tom! Yay!
*CEBEEBIES is probably one of the worst digital TV channels out there. Aimed at 3 year olds, it still manages to insult their intelligence. It features such wonderful programmes as Bob The Builder, The Teletubbies, Tweenies and any other trash children's programme the BBC can think of to waste TV license payers money on.
The Power 8 thing had to be mentioned seeing as it's kind of an obsession of me and my friends now. I actually saw two Power 8 vans drive past once, so there is actually a Power 8 company! DUN DUN DER!
ACTIVITY 1-BAYWATCH
"So you we live in a place called Bayville, does that mean there's a bay somewhere?" asked Scott.
"Probably. I mean zhere vould be no point ozervise in calling it Bayville vould there?"
"Dunno Kurt, I just don't know."
"Actually, you're both wrong, it's called Bayville because it is home to the Bad Baywatch Impersonators Club, of which I am a very proud member," came a voice. They then saw the source of the voice. Scott dropped the ice cream he'd been holding.
"Vha?" asked Kurt trying to scoop up the dropped ice cream.
"What's the matter?" asked a genuinely confused Charles.
"I, vat do you mean vats up!?" spluttered Kurt.
Charles was wearing a matching bikini and thong and had a knotted Union Jack handkerchief on his shiny bald head.
"Hey, er, what's up with the bikini Charles?" asked Scott innocently.
"I find them comfortable and they make me look damn fine! Man I'm so hot I'm SMOKING! SEXY BEAST COMING THROUGH!" yelled Charles and floated off in his wheelchair/hoverchair.
"Zat vas surreal, shall ve tell ze ozers?"
"No Kurt. They wouldn't believe us, Kurt is that sand and ice cream around your mouth?"
"VAT? I vas hungry and you obviously didn't vant it dropping it on the ground and everyzing!"
They continued to watch the Professor zoom off down the beach, sending girls, (and boys) running off screaming.
"I am bored puny mortal, make me some Power 8!" boomed Rogue at BEAST.
"Urm, Rogue, didn't you hear? Power 8 is poisonous to mutants," said BEAST.
"I do not care. I am too much in love with Power 8."
Rogue then looked to the side and held up a can of Power 8;
"Power 8, the drink that all truly great people drink!" she took a long swig then wiped her mouth energetically, "mmm! It tastes GREAT!"
She then had a kind of fit and lay in the sand twitching.
"Can't say I didn't warn her," muttered BEAST, "there's no room for product placement in cartoons.
"So, what shall we do?" asked Jean Jean.
"Well, we could show the residents of this beach the proud Baywatch traditions of Bayville," offered Bobby.
"Yes, we shall! I shall get everyone together with my psychic powers!" said Jean Jean.
Soon a little group of X-Men were in the sand. All except Logan who I don't like and so was trying to catch Charles with an overlarge fish net.
"Why do I have to be Drowning Guy#1?" asked Scott.
"You're the only one who can swim," answered Jean Jean, "anyway, you might get a certain girl psychic person saving you," she added.
Instantly Scott did a very very very large sideways flip into the sea.
"Hah! He fell for it!" laughed Jean Jean, "ok, Drowning Guy#2 and Drowning Girl#1 please join him!"
Rogue and BEAST jumped in the water.
"Now let us start our bad rescue attempts!"
"Oh no! In ze vater! A drowning person! I vill save him!" shouted Kurt pointing dramatically out to sea.
He dived in the water and swam with that dodgy red thing to Scott, who had stolen a floaty inflatable thingy from someone and was having a nap.
"Here I come! Oh no! Look how DRAMATICALLY he is DROWNING!" he shouted.
"I, er, what? Oh yeah!" and he jumped off the inflatable and pretended to drown.
"Oh help me help me!" he wailed, "hang on, that was Kurt, and Kurt rescuing people in water = not good! AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!"
"Hey! Come back! I vont bite zis time, I learned zat! Wait! I haven't got any pizza! Please!"
"ITS TOOOO LAATEEEEEEEE!" shouted Scott who had somehow caught a large fish and was surfing it to shore.
"Darn it!"
"I will save you Rogue!" shouted Bobby.
"Hey I need no help from you mate!" said Rogue who was standing ankle deep in water.
"No, don't pretend to be brave for me! I shall save you!"
With that he rugby tackled Rogue and they both landed face down in the sea.
"Oh thank you *spit* so *spit* much! I really needed *spit* that!" moaned Rogue sarcastically.
Well that's that game done," muttered Jean Jean.
"What do you mean? Half of us haven't done anything yet!" moaned Kitty.
"Yeah and no ones saved BEAST, hey where'd Kitty come from?" added Scott.
"Don't you get it? Ve are done because zat angry mob is chasing towards us and anyvay BEAST has handily gone home and vhere DID Kitty come from?"
"What angry mob?"
As one the group swung around majestically to reveal a veritable stampede of angered and sickened beach goers.
"Ok, calm people, vat appears to be ze problem?" shouted Kurt over the noise.
"Your stinkin' Professor!" shouted a very hairy man, "e's floatin' round showing his bikini to everyone, and we don't want none of it!"
"Firstly sir, might I recommend a trip to ze barber, and second, zat man iz a very smart man, and now he must leave you all!"
BAMF!
"Ay, where'd ee go?" asked the hairy guy. By now the mob had stopped and was standing around.
"I SHALL TELL YOU WHERE HE WENT PUNY MORTAL! HE WENT TO THE MASTER OF THE UNMORTALS! SOON YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE TERROR!" bellowed Rogue.
"At least this creepy phase has some use," muttered BEAST.
Making the most of this breathing space, the rest of the X-Men dashed off to their little van thingy.
In the relative safety of their van, the X-Men started telling off the naughtiest member of their party.
"You know better than to go around scaring the normal people Professor," scolded Jean Jean, "don't make me wag my finger at you!"
"Jean Jeans right you know Charles," added BEAST, "you were a very naughty boy!"
"No CBEEBIES* Bedtime for you tonight!" scolded Scott.
And so the trip went on. Logan was not as comfortable as he could have been seeing as he was sellotaped to a piece of wood with lots of nails on that dragged behind the van. But that's the least he deserved. New plot twist- they're going on a beach crawl, seeing as it would be SO unbelievable if they did all that stuff on one beach, so they're going on tons! YAY!
The first adventure on the beach! I have many more ideas which include a re- visit from Major Tom! Yay!
*CEBEEBIES is probably one of the worst digital TV channels out there. Aimed at 3 year olds, it still manages to insult their intelligence. It features such wonderful programmes as Bob The Builder, The Teletubbies, Tweenies and any other trash children's programme the BBC can think of to waste TV license payers money on.
The Power 8 thing had to be mentioned seeing as it's kind of an obsession of me and my friends now. I actually saw two Power 8 vans drive past once, so there is actually a Power 8 company! DUN DUN DER!