Ribbetfrog oh loyal reviewer, I hope the ravenous monkeys will leave you be
now, and in this wonderful feast of a chapter, the moment you've all been
waiting for, the return of Major Tom! The suspense is killing me! So, let
the good times roll!
Oh yeah, good news, I think I understand the whole Brotherhood/Acolytes thing, aint that great!
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All was not well in the X-Van. A certain blue ape guy called HANK hadn't shaken all the sand off his ape body and so they were all now waist deep in sand.
"How do you get so much sand in your fur?" asked Jean Jean.
"Well, I, you'd find out one day I suppose, recently a new part of my mutation started going BLEET, I attract sand to my body, also, have you ever tried getting sand out of fur, it is murder hun!"
"Vell I manage!"
"Well, you are more flexible than me!"
"Vhat-ever!"
"What did you say?" said Beast, hanging close, doing that little peeky thing people looking for a fight do.
"SILENCE! Children, children, break it up! We are nearing a beach, don't make me smack your botties!"
"Well he started it!"
"Did not ape man! Anyvay, I get all the sand off me by standing next to you and letting your sand magnet pick it all off. It vas no secret!"
"I feel so used! How could you!"
"Actually, I er, I do that as well!" admitted Scott.
"And me." Added Jean Jean.
"I do puny ape man!"
"ROGUE STOP IT!"
"Ok, I get the picture, you all see me just as a way to clean the sand off you," sobbed HANK.
"Well yeah, I mean NO!" said Charles, "you are much more than that old friend, who else could I give those dodgy mustard coloured jumpers to at Christmas and expect them to wear the things eh?"
"I spose."
"Now cheer up, we're nearing the second beach!"
"YAY!"
IN THE BACK OF THE VAN
"Ok, I'm confused, who's in this 4 seater van?" asked Jean Jean, "cos it's kinda crowded.
"Vell, zere is Scott, HANK, Charles, Rogue, Jean Jean, Bobby, Kitty and me, I think."
"Don't forget Logan hanging off the back there!"
(Wow, some continuity that is actually right! BOW DOWN TO ME!)
And then the heart to heart conversations began.
"You know when we were on that dodgy cruisey thingy and just before Jean Jean went kind of psycho and flew off onto the dodgy volcano island with me as a passenger AGAINST MY WILL even though it looked like I was enjoying some magical experience, there was those two dodgy huggy people?" said Scott to Kitty.
"Ja, I had that dodgy eyewear whatever it was on, what about it?"
"Well, when the guy walked off, I was so sad."
"Because he hated you because you were different?"
"No, because I thought I had found my shirt twin but he got his shirt from Shirts-R-Us and I got mine from Dodgy-Shirts-Only-Blind-People-Would-Wear, it was heart wrenching!"
"Oh no! I had like no idea that like you were like that close to like finding your shirt twin, I'd like give anything to find mine. Aw, that brings back memories, like when we set the rabid lobsters on like the entire like breakfast eating people, that was like, totally, like, totally, like, totally, like.."
"She's jammed again!" shouted Scott.
"Not again!"
"Yup."
"Hang on, I'm sending Charles round using my psychic abilities!" dribbled Jean Jean and using them flew Charles outside the van and through the tiny window in the back.
"Here goes with the delicate operation," muttered Charles and hit her over the head with a cricket bat.
"How you doin' out there Logan?" he shouted as he flew back inside the van device.
"Quite well you know, hey, is that more heart to hearts I hear?"
"No, you're hearing things."
"I SAID, hey is that more heart to hearts I hear?" Logan repeated.
"And I said.oh yeah, cue the heart to hearts!"
Jazzy music plays and pictures of hearts and the X-Men roll across the screen.
#Hearts are good! But two are better! Three is just plain greeeeeeeeeedy! Listen to 'em sing it out, Things that make them neeeeeeeeedy!#
"And that was when I discovered, I could never touch it again!" sobbed Rogue.
"Wow, zat must have been so hard for you," sighed Kurt,
"Uhuh. It's terrible, you don't know what it's like! Going from day to day, knowing, wanting but never getting."
"Sigh, I could never put up with it, you're so strong!"
"Why's she strong?" asked Bobby, "cos she can't touch people and stuff?"
"No mein freund, because, I can't say it!"
"Yes you can Kurt, c'mon Big Guy, you tell 'im or I will!"
"Vell, she's, alergictomarmite! Aah! I said it!"
"Wow Rogue, you really are brave! Can you not even whisk it?"
"Nuh uh."
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"Aw DARN TOOTIN'!" shouted, hmm, who's driving? Uh.Charles is. Yeah.
"VAT VAT VAT!"
"Kurt, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, you'll get your vat when we get back! It's your birthday remember!" said Jean Jean.
"We're all outta gas!" (That's what they always say on American films, no idea what they're going on about.)
"I'll go and fill it up! I've been eating me beans!" sighed HANK.
And so all the X-Men congregated on the grassy bit next to the roady bit.
"Does he have to fill 'er up like that?" asked Logan.
"Oh yes, it's the only way to get X-Gas!" answered Charles.
PAAAAAAAARP!
"God that stinks!" exclaimed Rogue.
"Sorry!" mumbled Hank, blushing slightly.
And with the van re-gassed, they set off again, heading towards a wonderful wonderful beach. Ja.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWR!"
"What was that?" asked Logan.
"Oh no! I fear it may be a very convenient plot twist!" answered Charles- the-all-knowing, and sure enough, around the corner came.THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
"Which version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK is it?" asked Hank.
"Vhat do you mean? No hablo Ingles." Said Kurt.
"Ooook. Kurt, we all know you speak English, and we all know you're German, not Spanish. Anyways, what I meant was, is it the giant computer picture expensive HULK, the dodged up wrestling guy who talks weird and wears a big green wig or a bad cartoon?"
"It's worse, much much worse! It's, ALL OF THEM IN A GIANT BLENDER!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And so the giant blender full of Hulky goodness advanced, very slowly cos blenders find it hard to walk.
ATTENTION ALL READERS AND PEOPLE TO DO WITH THIS, ER, STORY, FRANK, I THINK WE GOT THAT LAST STORY BIT WRONG, ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE AMAZING CAMEO APPEARANCE OF THE AUTHOR AND SISTER IN WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE AMAZING CAMEO APPEARANCE OF THE AUTHOR AND SISTER.
"Cykie, come to me!" shouted Hulkie from inside his giant blender.
Cykie stepped forward, and he waved a large stick at Hulkie.
"Hulkie, wrong cartoon! Now go home before I call the school inspector."
"BUT I LIKE IT!" yelled Hulkie. It was then the terrible truth came out. Hulkie had been possesed by an evil mole!
(Cue dramatic music)
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Well, Major Tom never arrived, and they didn't get to the beach, I got kind of sidetracked. Oh well. There's absolutely no plot to this. Next chapter will probably be the saving of Hulkie from the evil mole. Yeah. Makes no sense huh? I apologise for the dodged up Spanish from Kurt, I have no idea where that came from.
Note to self: Dodgy Spanish video-spoons!
That was to remind me of some new material for this story! Lucky you!
Also I would like to point out that my sister is Hulkie, she felt the rage whilst playing badminton I think, and I'm Cykie for some reason. I'm kind of worried cos both my sisters kind of call me that. I hope I bear no resemblance, Mainly cos I'm a girl but still, the horror the horror!
Oh yeah, good news, I think I understand the whole Brotherhood/Acolytes thing, aint that great!
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
All was not well in the X-Van. A certain blue ape guy called HANK hadn't shaken all the sand off his ape body and so they were all now waist deep in sand.
"How do you get so much sand in your fur?" asked Jean Jean.
"Well, I, you'd find out one day I suppose, recently a new part of my mutation started going BLEET, I attract sand to my body, also, have you ever tried getting sand out of fur, it is murder hun!"
"Vell I manage!"
"Well, you are more flexible than me!"
"Vhat-ever!"
"What did you say?" said Beast, hanging close, doing that little peeky thing people looking for a fight do.
"SILENCE! Children, children, break it up! We are nearing a beach, don't make me smack your botties!"
"Well he started it!"
"Did not ape man! Anyvay, I get all the sand off me by standing next to you and letting your sand magnet pick it all off. It vas no secret!"
"I feel so used! How could you!"
"Actually, I er, I do that as well!" admitted Scott.
"And me." Added Jean Jean.
"I do puny ape man!"
"ROGUE STOP IT!"
"Ok, I get the picture, you all see me just as a way to clean the sand off you," sobbed HANK.
"Well yeah, I mean NO!" said Charles, "you are much more than that old friend, who else could I give those dodgy mustard coloured jumpers to at Christmas and expect them to wear the things eh?"
"I spose."
"Now cheer up, we're nearing the second beach!"
"YAY!"
IN THE BACK OF THE VAN
"Ok, I'm confused, who's in this 4 seater van?" asked Jean Jean, "cos it's kinda crowded.
"Vell, zere is Scott, HANK, Charles, Rogue, Jean Jean, Bobby, Kitty and me, I think."
"Don't forget Logan hanging off the back there!"
(Wow, some continuity that is actually right! BOW DOWN TO ME!)
And then the heart to heart conversations began.
"You know when we were on that dodgy cruisey thingy and just before Jean Jean went kind of psycho and flew off onto the dodgy volcano island with me as a passenger AGAINST MY WILL even though it looked like I was enjoying some magical experience, there was those two dodgy huggy people?" said Scott to Kitty.
"Ja, I had that dodgy eyewear whatever it was on, what about it?"
"Well, when the guy walked off, I was so sad."
"Because he hated you because you were different?"
"No, because I thought I had found my shirt twin but he got his shirt from Shirts-R-Us and I got mine from Dodgy-Shirts-Only-Blind-People-Would-Wear, it was heart wrenching!"
"Oh no! I had like no idea that like you were like that close to like finding your shirt twin, I'd like give anything to find mine. Aw, that brings back memories, like when we set the rabid lobsters on like the entire like breakfast eating people, that was like, totally, like, totally, like, totally, like.."
"She's jammed again!" shouted Scott.
"Not again!"
"Yup."
"Hang on, I'm sending Charles round using my psychic abilities!" dribbled Jean Jean and using them flew Charles outside the van and through the tiny window in the back.
"Here goes with the delicate operation," muttered Charles and hit her over the head with a cricket bat.
"How you doin' out there Logan?" he shouted as he flew back inside the van device.
"Quite well you know, hey, is that more heart to hearts I hear?"
"No, you're hearing things."
"I SAID, hey is that more heart to hearts I hear?" Logan repeated.
"And I said.oh yeah, cue the heart to hearts!"
Jazzy music plays and pictures of hearts and the X-Men roll across the screen.
#Hearts are good! But two are better! Three is just plain greeeeeeeeeedy! Listen to 'em sing it out, Things that make them neeeeeeeeedy!#
"And that was when I discovered, I could never touch it again!" sobbed Rogue.
"Wow, zat must have been so hard for you," sighed Kurt,
"Uhuh. It's terrible, you don't know what it's like! Going from day to day, knowing, wanting but never getting."
"Sigh, I could never put up with it, you're so strong!"
"Why's she strong?" asked Bobby, "cos she can't touch people and stuff?"
"No mein freund, because, I can't say it!"
"Yes you can Kurt, c'mon Big Guy, you tell 'im or I will!"
"Vell, she's, alergictomarmite! Aah! I said it!"
"Wow Rogue, you really are brave! Can you not even whisk it?"
"Nuh uh."
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
"Aw DARN TOOTIN'!" shouted, hmm, who's driving? Uh.Charles is. Yeah.
"VAT VAT VAT!"
"Kurt, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, you'll get your vat when we get back! It's your birthday remember!" said Jean Jean.
"We're all outta gas!" (That's what they always say on American films, no idea what they're going on about.)
"I'll go and fill it up! I've been eating me beans!" sighed HANK.
And so all the X-Men congregated on the grassy bit next to the roady bit.
"Does he have to fill 'er up like that?" asked Logan.
"Oh yes, it's the only way to get X-Gas!" answered Charles.
PAAAAAAAARP!
"God that stinks!" exclaimed Rogue.
"Sorry!" mumbled Hank, blushing slightly.
And with the van re-gassed, they set off again, heading towards a wonderful wonderful beach. Ja.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWR!"
"What was that?" asked Logan.
"Oh no! I fear it may be a very convenient plot twist!" answered Charles- the-all-knowing, and sure enough, around the corner came.THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
"Which version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK is it?" asked Hank.
"Vhat do you mean? No hablo Ingles." Said Kurt.
"Ooook. Kurt, we all know you speak English, and we all know you're German, not Spanish. Anyways, what I meant was, is it the giant computer picture expensive HULK, the dodged up wrestling guy who talks weird and wears a big green wig or a bad cartoon?"
"It's worse, much much worse! It's, ALL OF THEM IN A GIANT BLENDER!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And so the giant blender full of Hulky goodness advanced, very slowly cos blenders find it hard to walk.
ATTENTION ALL READERS AND PEOPLE TO DO WITH THIS, ER, STORY, FRANK, I THINK WE GOT THAT LAST STORY BIT WRONG, ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE AMAZING CAMEO APPEARANCE OF THE AUTHOR AND SISTER IN WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE AMAZING CAMEO APPEARANCE OF THE AUTHOR AND SISTER.
"Cykie, come to me!" shouted Hulkie from inside his giant blender.
Cykie stepped forward, and he waved a large stick at Hulkie.
"Hulkie, wrong cartoon! Now go home before I call the school inspector."
"BUT I LIKE IT!" yelled Hulkie. It was then the terrible truth came out. Hulkie had been possesed by an evil mole!
(Cue dramatic music)
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
Well, Major Tom never arrived, and they didn't get to the beach, I got kind of sidetracked. Oh well. There's absolutely no plot to this. Next chapter will probably be the saving of Hulkie from the evil mole. Yeah. Makes no sense huh? I apologise for the dodged up Spanish from Kurt, I have no idea where that came from.
Note to self: Dodgy Spanish video-spoons!
That was to remind me of some new material for this story! Lucky you!
Also I would like to point out that my sister is Hulkie, she felt the rage whilst playing badminton I think, and I'm Cykie for some reason. I'm kind of worried cos both my sisters kind of call me that. I hope I bear no resemblance, Mainly cos I'm a girl but still, the horror the horror!