One word-school. School is the reason I haven't updated in.. however many
days. But, I'm back! With a vengeance! Ok, maybe not a vengeance, but new
songs on my mind, namely The Darkness who ARE GREAT! WOOHOO! Long live cat
suits and big hair! Anyway, off we go!
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"Children! COME TO ME!" roared Charles from his floaty wheelchair.
And they came. They flocked to him like seagulls to an overlarge portion of chips.
"Oh what is Charles I beseech thee!" pleaded Rogue.
"Don't worry Rogue it doesn't concern you."
"Huh?"
"Rogue," sighed the Professor, "it has come to my attention that I don't like you cos you're too grumpy. So I'm abandoning you."
"NO! YOU CAN DO THIS TO ME!" wailed Rogue, "IT WILL JUST PROVE WHAT AN OUTCAST I AM AND MAKE ME MORE GRUMPY!"
At this everyone looked surprised that she COULD be grumpier.
"FORGET IT! GOODBYE CHARLES! GOODBYE EVERYBODY! I SHALL LEAVE YOU NOW!"
And a submarine appeared nearby. A yellow submarine.
"Since when were we near some water?" asked a puzzled Scott.
"Handy continuity error, alzough, hey, shouldn't ve be at a beach?" said a now almost-as-puzzled-as-Scott Kurt,
"Hah! Goodbye! I'm off!" yelled Rogue and leapt into the yellow submarine where some men with funky haircuts were waiting.
"Hey shouldn't ve at a beach?" asked Kurt. Again.
"Not really." Muttered Charles, "you see, the school term has started again, and I can't let saving the world come between you and a good education."
"That'd be a first," muttered Bobby.
"SILENCE! I have turned over a new leaf, I want you all to be educated." Said Charles.
"Hah! Enjoy yerself kids!" laughed Logan, "haw haw haw!"
"I don't know what you're laughing about Logan, you're going to school too. And Storm."
They both looked puzzled. And I am terrified, cos guess who just came on the radio, DAVID BOWIE! Scary, though I have a theory now, I tend to write these on Sundays half way through the afternoon which is when 'Attack of the 80s' is on the radio. I hope that's why any way.
"Why do we need to go to school Charlie boy?" asked Logan.
"Because I want the house ALL to, MYSELF!, Er, I mean, um, because of yours and Storms TRAUMATIC childhood, you might have missed out on MUCH needed education.
"I don't want no education," sulked Logan.
"Oh get over it dumb head, if anyone needs education it's you mate!" said Scott, hmm, SCATHINGLY!
"YEAH DUMBO!" yelled random kid.
And Logan ran off crying. Like a girly.
"But Professor, we shall be SHUNNED at school!" wailed Jean Jean, wringing her hands pathetically.
"Then you shall go in disguise. I have already sorted them out." Answered Charles smugly.
And that was why the X-Men were all standing on the roof of the garage next to the Mansion Home. So no one could see them, of course.
"I have done a lot of highly sophisticated scientific research," said Charles, "step forward one at a time and I shall give you your uniforms."
The first to step forward was, hmm, Hank.
"I still do not understand why I need to go to school Charles I am smart, and doctery and-"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES HANK! YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL AND CAUSE NO PROBLEMS!"
"Ooh! What am I wearing Charles?"
"That's more like it," cackled Charles rubbing his hands together craftily, "well obviously we have problems with you being blue and ape like and everything, SO, I had to be ultra scientific."
And he threw a large sheet over Hank.
"There you go, no one will ever know."
"Wow Charles, you're so smart!" said Hank in AWE!
"NEXT!"
Jean Jean was given a large glittery wig, a fake beard, a pair of clown shoes and a watch. That made all the difference. No one would recognise her. Bobby was given some face paints. He was imaginative so the Professor trusted him to do a good job.
"KURT!"
"My go! Yay!"
"Ok Kurt, give me your watch."
"Ok Professor."
Charles fiddled around a bit.
"Ok, you MUST NOT put this on until you go to school.
"Ja, ok."
"Meester Sco-ott!"
"Yeah?"
"Your turn!" snapped Charles.
"Whatya got me?"
"THESE!"
And he held out a pair of beautiful shades. Beautiful to Charles anyway.
"Er-"
"I know, you're speechless!"
"Something like that."
"I got the inspiration from the 'Wonderwall' video. I thought that Liam is it? I don't know, I'll call him that anyway. He had some great shades on with large circles on them, which I understand are lights. So, I copied those pictures and drew them on with permanent marker. I then stuck these hilarious eyeballs on springs to them. I think I did a great job."
"Greeeat!"
"Log-AN!" yelled Charles as Scott stepped off the podium. Cos he wanted a podium.
"Whattya got me?" asked Logan.
"Well, you need to look younger, so I thought, what makes people look young? Then I realised, LEATHER! Yay! SO all your clothes are made of leather and you have this flippy floppy hat and I wrote 'I'm not an old man with a healing factor' on the back of the jacket.
Logan's eyes lit up and tears formed in the corners. He was overwhelmed with emotion.
When the last of the clothing was dished out, Charles disappeared off somewhere.
"Hello? Is that you Charles?"
"Yes my darling, I have come."
"Oh Charles, did they catch on as to why you want the house to yourself?" asked the mystery voice.
"Oh no my love. Not one. Soon we shall be enjoying ourselves completely.
"Lets start now Charles!"
"OH YEAH!"
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"Hey, what's this?" asked the one known as Kitty.
"Hmm, read it out," apondered Hank.
"Hello my young companions, whilst you are at school, so as not to ruin these GREAT disguised I formed for you, you shall go by new names. I shall list them on a piece of paper enclosed within." Read Kitty.
"Vizin vhat?" asked Kurt.
"Um, oh yeah! PS, I couldn't find any more paper so I wrote it on the back of this note!" finished Kitty.
"OH!"
"Hey, you know it's a good thing we just took a time leap to just before we leave for school!" said Scott.
"Yeah it sure is!" agreed Logan.
"Shall I read them?" asked Kitty.
"Well duh!"
"Ok then, Logan-Ricky, Bobby-Archie, Jean Jean-Henrietta, Scott-Dave, Hank- Boris, Kitty-Dartyhrtkjasg, Storm-Gregorietta, Random kids-all called Harry or Isssabellle and Kurt-Kurtina. If I have forgotten anyone, well, not my problem! Signed with loving kisses, Charles." Said Kitty, er, I mean Dartyhrtkjasg.
"Um, vhy am I called Kurtina?" asked a confused Kurt as he put on his watch.
"Er, that would be why," said Dartyhrtkjasg pointing at KurtINAS new body.
"OOH!"
And so they all piled into a random car. In their great costumes. Springs were a-jangle, face paint was applied, leather was worn, fake beards were flouffed and everyone was happy. The random car pulled in to school, and a new adventure began.
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Ta-dah! Was that not great! I am going to continue this story in another story! A sequel! Yee haw! Twill follow their adventures at school, ooh! My complete and utter no knowledge of American school shall shine through! Yay! And the great costumes shall disguise the true identities! Just a note, I invented the great shades as to be worn by CKYKIE, their name, Wondershades! I was bored in English and had the video for Wonderwall stuck in my head so THEY BELONG TO ME! MWAHAHAHA! Rock on!
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"Children! COME TO ME!" roared Charles from his floaty wheelchair.
And they came. They flocked to him like seagulls to an overlarge portion of chips.
"Oh what is Charles I beseech thee!" pleaded Rogue.
"Don't worry Rogue it doesn't concern you."
"Huh?"
"Rogue," sighed the Professor, "it has come to my attention that I don't like you cos you're too grumpy. So I'm abandoning you."
"NO! YOU CAN DO THIS TO ME!" wailed Rogue, "IT WILL JUST PROVE WHAT AN OUTCAST I AM AND MAKE ME MORE GRUMPY!"
At this everyone looked surprised that she COULD be grumpier.
"FORGET IT! GOODBYE CHARLES! GOODBYE EVERYBODY! I SHALL LEAVE YOU NOW!"
And a submarine appeared nearby. A yellow submarine.
"Since when were we near some water?" asked a puzzled Scott.
"Handy continuity error, alzough, hey, shouldn't ve be at a beach?" said a now almost-as-puzzled-as-Scott Kurt,
"Hah! Goodbye! I'm off!" yelled Rogue and leapt into the yellow submarine where some men with funky haircuts were waiting.
"Hey shouldn't ve at a beach?" asked Kurt. Again.
"Not really." Muttered Charles, "you see, the school term has started again, and I can't let saving the world come between you and a good education."
"That'd be a first," muttered Bobby.
"SILENCE! I have turned over a new leaf, I want you all to be educated." Said Charles.
"Hah! Enjoy yerself kids!" laughed Logan, "haw haw haw!"
"I don't know what you're laughing about Logan, you're going to school too. And Storm."
They both looked puzzled. And I am terrified, cos guess who just came on the radio, DAVID BOWIE! Scary, though I have a theory now, I tend to write these on Sundays half way through the afternoon which is when 'Attack of the 80s' is on the radio. I hope that's why any way.
"Why do we need to go to school Charlie boy?" asked Logan.
"Because I want the house ALL to, MYSELF!, Er, I mean, um, because of yours and Storms TRAUMATIC childhood, you might have missed out on MUCH needed education.
"I don't want no education," sulked Logan.
"Oh get over it dumb head, if anyone needs education it's you mate!" said Scott, hmm, SCATHINGLY!
"YEAH DUMBO!" yelled random kid.
And Logan ran off crying. Like a girly.
"But Professor, we shall be SHUNNED at school!" wailed Jean Jean, wringing her hands pathetically.
"Then you shall go in disguise. I have already sorted them out." Answered Charles smugly.
And that was why the X-Men were all standing on the roof of the garage next to the Mansion Home. So no one could see them, of course.
"I have done a lot of highly sophisticated scientific research," said Charles, "step forward one at a time and I shall give you your uniforms."
The first to step forward was, hmm, Hank.
"I still do not understand why I need to go to school Charles I am smart, and doctery and-"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES HANK! YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL AND CAUSE NO PROBLEMS!"
"Ooh! What am I wearing Charles?"
"That's more like it," cackled Charles rubbing his hands together craftily, "well obviously we have problems with you being blue and ape like and everything, SO, I had to be ultra scientific."
And he threw a large sheet over Hank.
"There you go, no one will ever know."
"Wow Charles, you're so smart!" said Hank in AWE!
"NEXT!"
Jean Jean was given a large glittery wig, a fake beard, a pair of clown shoes and a watch. That made all the difference. No one would recognise her. Bobby was given some face paints. He was imaginative so the Professor trusted him to do a good job.
"KURT!"
"My go! Yay!"
"Ok Kurt, give me your watch."
"Ok Professor."
Charles fiddled around a bit.
"Ok, you MUST NOT put this on until you go to school.
"Ja, ok."
"Meester Sco-ott!"
"Yeah?"
"Your turn!" snapped Charles.
"Whatya got me?"
"THESE!"
And he held out a pair of beautiful shades. Beautiful to Charles anyway.
"Er-"
"I know, you're speechless!"
"Something like that."
"I got the inspiration from the 'Wonderwall' video. I thought that Liam is it? I don't know, I'll call him that anyway. He had some great shades on with large circles on them, which I understand are lights. So, I copied those pictures and drew them on with permanent marker. I then stuck these hilarious eyeballs on springs to them. I think I did a great job."
"Greeeat!"
"Log-AN!" yelled Charles as Scott stepped off the podium. Cos he wanted a podium.
"Whattya got me?" asked Logan.
"Well, you need to look younger, so I thought, what makes people look young? Then I realised, LEATHER! Yay! SO all your clothes are made of leather and you have this flippy floppy hat and I wrote 'I'm not an old man with a healing factor' on the back of the jacket.
Logan's eyes lit up and tears formed in the corners. He was overwhelmed with emotion.
When the last of the clothing was dished out, Charles disappeared off somewhere.
"Hello? Is that you Charles?"
"Yes my darling, I have come."
"Oh Charles, did they catch on as to why you want the house to yourself?" asked the mystery voice.
"Oh no my love. Not one. Soon we shall be enjoying ourselves completely.
"Lets start now Charles!"
"OH YEAH!"
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"Hey, what's this?" asked the one known as Kitty.
"Hmm, read it out," apondered Hank.
"Hello my young companions, whilst you are at school, so as not to ruin these GREAT disguised I formed for you, you shall go by new names. I shall list them on a piece of paper enclosed within." Read Kitty.
"Vizin vhat?" asked Kurt.
"Um, oh yeah! PS, I couldn't find any more paper so I wrote it on the back of this note!" finished Kitty.
"OH!"
"Hey, you know it's a good thing we just took a time leap to just before we leave for school!" said Scott.
"Yeah it sure is!" agreed Logan.
"Shall I read them?" asked Kitty.
"Well duh!"
"Ok then, Logan-Ricky, Bobby-Archie, Jean Jean-Henrietta, Scott-Dave, Hank- Boris, Kitty-Dartyhrtkjasg, Storm-Gregorietta, Random kids-all called Harry or Isssabellle and Kurt-Kurtina. If I have forgotten anyone, well, not my problem! Signed with loving kisses, Charles." Said Kitty, er, I mean Dartyhrtkjasg.
"Um, vhy am I called Kurtina?" asked a confused Kurt as he put on his watch.
"Er, that would be why," said Dartyhrtkjasg pointing at KurtINAS new body.
"OOH!"
And so they all piled into a random car. In their great costumes. Springs were a-jangle, face paint was applied, leather was worn, fake beards were flouffed and everyone was happy. The random car pulled in to school, and a new adventure began.
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
Ta-dah! Was that not great! I am going to continue this story in another story! A sequel! Yee haw! Twill follow their adventures at school, ooh! My complete and utter no knowledge of American school shall shine through! Yay! And the great costumes shall disguise the true identities! Just a note, I invented the great shades as to be worn by CKYKIE, their name, Wondershades! I was bored in English and had the video for Wonderwall stuck in my head so THEY BELONG TO ME! MWAHAHAHA! Rock on!